Was it funslop or funkino?
I liked it but it was the most topical treatment of d&d that exists. It could use a sequel but they will fuck that up too
I didn't like it but it was competent and sincere
Replace the jew-coded black kid with literally anybody and it would be great. It was a genuine attempt at .asking something fun for generations of D&D players and I enjoyed it.
>>218400577This. The film needed a little "whitening" so to speak and it would actually be pretty decent
>>218400434Funkino. I think I’ve watched it like a dozen times now.
>>218400434It was slop for fags fagslop if you will
>>218400434it was just a lot of fun
>>218400434Judging by the poster, too brown for my tastes, so it’s officially garbage.
>>218400679non-watcher opinions don't matter
>>218400717Slop-watcher opinions matter less
Wokeslop that flopped.
It was alright. The sorceror dude sucked>>218400763>Budget $150 million>Box office $208.2 million
>>218400434It was slopkino fun.
>>218400747your opinion means less then nothing>I haven't watched this but I don't like it because...why would anyone care what you think?
>>218400434it was fun
I only have so many hours on this earth of blankly staring at 4chan threads and you expect me to spend two hours of that to watch this slop and form an opinion on it?
>>218400853you don't put a movie or show on while you shitpost?
>>218400860My second monitor is already devoted to Clavicular
>>218400908I just looked up what that was, I hate you zoomers so much its unreal
>>218400823You watch gay slop your opinion is meaningless
>>218401237you have no idea what I watch since all you watch is terrible yt trash, stupid zoomy faggot
>>218401260You watch gay slop like dungeons and dragons because you're a fag
>>218400434hugh grant needs to get more work
>>218401274how desperate for (you)s are you zoomy? are you so starved for attention you are trying t b8 in a thread about a movie you've never watched? thats really sad
>>218401463wheres the bait fag? you have shit taste if you watched this movie
>>218401549stupid zoomy fag
reddit the movie
>>218401571just accept you have shit taste and your opinions are worthless
>>218400434I liked it. I liked Bradley Cooper playing a halfling.:)
>>218401603>I really needs (you)s!ok here's your last (you) seek help
>>218401603I have shit taste and my opinions are worthless. Happy now?
>>218401622thanks now lets get back to calling this movie and its fans gay
>>218401631lmo no is a lot of fun newfag, you have no clue how much fun we had with the og threads
>>218400434It was kinoslop.
>>218400434Kino
>>218400434funkinoi wonder if the movie wouldn't have bombed had they released it after BG3 came out
>>218400434funkino, though reading any reviews or opinions on the movie from people who have never played a ttrpg is headache inducing because so much of the experience, plot, events, and comedy within the film are heavily predicated on the viewer having the knowledge that theres an unspoken larger meta plot going on behind the scenes and things could come off as flat or cringe without knowing and being experienced with the source medium
>>218400434>>218403190It's even more slopslop understanding the source medium. Should have just left all ties to the game out. Do an honest game (as opposed to Critical Role/Legend of Vox Machina) with no plot armor, scripted outcomea, or other fake game shit), THEN do its movie.
>>218400434I couldn't even finish this crap. Probably the most reddit movie ever made.
>>218400434It has Sophia Lillis and I watched it for she
>>218403190>I SAW THING I KNEW AND I CLAPPEDthe movie is low-effort cgi garbage where every scene feels like it was filmed in someone's garage with a greenscreen behind it and every other scene is short-reverse-shot where actors awkwardly deliver awful dialogue. bet you love the prequels too, you faggot.
>>218404734>being such a friendless faggot you have nobody to play ttrpg's withsucks to suck
>watching modern Diversity & Degeneracyerm, well that just happened, yikes
>>218404763Nta but i got into tabletop and it took probably as many hours to set up and constantly go over rules as actually playing. >makes up new rules every year so you gotta buy more shitIt's a scam lile pokemon.
Careful with that catchphrase Now, species are only "diverse" in appearance. They all act the same. Then, they WERE diverse.Original AD&D was ages 10 and up (picrel).GenX kids were more mature than millennials and zoomers are now.
>>218405953meant for >>218404792
>>218405953Red Box was 14+
I wish the intellect devourer consumed Sophia's Lillis's paltry 8 intelligence in a brief moment of existential terror as her mind is utterly consumed by the alien creature and left as a blank empty shell. And next the doglike brain beast would grow an alien erection. He would waddle his dog brain body over to Sophia Lillis's mindless, blank, slack jawed face and mount it. The Intellect Devourer doggy humps all over Sophia Lillis's facial orifices and seems to cum. He cums all over her and the magic cum seeps into her mindless mouth and into her nose and eyes. The goop runs and flows into her face and the strange brain creature seems to be getting smaller. He spasms and jerks and emits psychic doggy pleasure as he cums and shrinks and seems to cum himself inside her face. And the intellect devourer floods into her skull, digesting her physicalsexy girl brain, breaking all her physical matter down, repurposing it for the alien mind flayer's will. It reforms itself having assimilated Sophia Lillis's very essence. It acts as her new sexy girl brain and slowly takes control of her beautiful body. It imitates her so well that even she forgets that she is a simple, mindless, brainless puppet under the complete control of the intellect devourer. She pulls up her trousers and looks down, unaware that that was the last shit she would ever take as a free willed human. She leaves to rejoin her friends, unaware that this was the secret twist revealed in the very real and very canonical D&D movie sequel where the intellect devourer piloted Sophia Lillis will spill all of Sophia Lillis's secrets to her mind flayer master and then shit out the scatified remains of her mind, consciousness will and personality. Onscreen. Onscreen for everyone, and, most importantly, me, to see.The End
>>218406425Based copypasta
>>218404499>Probably the most reddit movie ever made.It's certainly up there. A lot of cringe to sit through. I get why it flopped with general audiences.
The main problem I had was it felt like it lost too much momentum around the middle.
I just watched it. It was fun but I felt weirded out by all of the mutts in the movie. I was ringing the imaginary bell all the time.
>>218402997This. We'd have had a sequel by now if they'd just waited.
>>218400434Doric spinoff when?
>another marvel quipfest movie>nerds say its good
I just checked Netlix, it's gone
