>We're supposed to believe this is a less fulfilling life than marrying a walled, infertile single mom with two kids
>>218406491He looks like a child
>>218406491i think having sex is more fun than any of that shit, yes. also his taste in games sucks.
>>218406538He looks like the average 17 year old man I would say?
want to making fuck with catherine keener
Good morningI hate sexhavers
>>218406491Anon these movies are made by nepo kikes that do coke like we pay taxes and go to Diddy parties since they learn to walk.Nothing they think or say should be taken seriously.
>>218406568Sex is fun, but 50% of marriages stop having sex regularly after four years.If you want sex, then marriage is not the best option.
>>218406610good morning sir
Do Marvel comic books really elicit those types of reactions?Everything I've seen from them looks bland and depressing
>>218406719i could settle for twice a week.
>>218406568You work with what you got. If women aren't all that into you to begin with, chasing after them seems actually soul crushing. Better to just channel your autism into shit you know you'll actually get something worthwhile out of.
How does one play THPS with two joysticks?
>>218406765A sexless marriage is defined by less than ten times per year.
>>218406568>i think having sex is more fun than any of that shitI don't, it feels good and is even deeply satisfying if you're in love with the woman but it honestly gets old after a few years, good hobbies last a lifetime.
>>218406491
>>218406568Sex without an emotional bond honeslty feels worse than masturbation.
>>218406796Imagine having to hide to masturbate. Never again.
>>218407121To me it feels better but comes with the inevitable asterix of being in the presence of a dumb bitch while suffering from post but clarity. It's just not worth that price. I can do whatever i want after jerking off.
>>218407121Also this. Also you might get a dyke quirk chungus.
>>218407117Neither of these people hold a pen correctly. Someone should do a study on the correlation between being a useless cunt and improper writing technique.
>>218407227I hold the pen wrong too and can confirm I'm a cunt, could be something to it
>>218407117I remember some guys here saying >oh the first video is actually wholesome and shows the effort both of them blah blah blahNow me and some smart niggas said "they gonna split" and yep, here we are. Even that beta idiot can't deal with this amount of cunt, it's impossible. Except for a few exceptions, it's always a woman that blows a decent relationship. They can't deal with the boredom of victory.
>>218406491just like how when they depict a woman at "rock bottom" its just her drinking wine in a robe, they couldn't actually bring themselves to depict him as an actual loser>has a house>has hobbies>isn't self-desctructive or self-pitying
>>218407179asterisk you stupid fuck
>>218407117occasionally I think to myself what would be worsedating a woman who doesn't like you but doesn't want to leave so she starts acting like an avoidant cunt to youor dating an influencer who wants to use you for TikTok skits
>>218407318I'd rather not be posted on Tik Tok.
>>218407312See that's what I'm talking about, you pointed out my grammer mistake on a zimbabwean basket weaving webiste and now i am mad, so i can just jerk off on the spot without having to talk with a woman afterwards.
being with someone that loves you back is the best thing in the world. being with someone who doesn't is worse than 100 years of being single.
>>218407227Wasn't there actually some study about how adhd niggas holding they pen all retarded
>>218407365>taking out your anger at retards on your cockbased
but if you these things eith your kid you are a top tier dad. double meter, isn't it?
>>218407117anyone have the tiktok account for this? i want to see if her gay adhd phase is over and shes gone back to being in a straight relationship again. just curious
>>218406491I always thought 40 year old virgin was absolutely retarded because I was about 25 when it came out. I was a fat nerd living his same life of self indulgence but I was also flying to Thailand twice a year, Philippines twice a year, Vietnam twice a year, and fucking cheap Asian whores of all ages from barely legal to granny fetish age. It was easy and now I’m over 40 and still doing it and I’m worth millions of dollars.
The point of the movie is that you can find happiness in a platonic relationship and that you shouldn't feel pressured to have sex just because everyone assumes having a sexual partner is the default. Sex isn't the only way to find fulfillment and society is way too obsessed with itmhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mk4n8Ugea5A&pp=ygUaRXZhc2l2ZSA0MCB5ZWFyIG9sZCB2aXJnaW4%3D
>>218406760Maybe->KirkmanLol no
>>218407117i only see the compliation posted but when the first video was posted and you could clearly make out parts of the 'partner summit' survey, you can see it's littered with grammatical errors and clumsy syntax. if you're going to be so anal to actually hold a 'partner summit' i would think proofreading would be a higher priority. or, maybe, like the people who crank this shit out at workplaces, it's just done to meaninglessly check a box and delude oneself into thinking they're productive.
>>218406719damncelebrated 10 years recently, wife and i still banging at least 2x a week, sometimes more, even with 2 kids running aroundcrazy stat, depressing desu
>>218406670Nigga, that's just Bjork. Leave her out of your incel fantasies.
>>218406788Carefully
>>218406491Yeah, bitches are crazy lol To them a content, single man is the worst thing in the world.
>>218408245>you could clearly make out parts of the 'partner summit' survey, you can see it's littered with grammatical errors and clumsy syntaxbroseph I am about to blow your mind here but they just made that shit up to make a funny video for views, it's not a real thing that they do
>>218406568I have enjoyed anime and manga for 30+ years. I still re-read and re-watch my favorites regularly. Same goes for live action movies and regular books.I haven't had a single relationship that I wasn't dying to get out of after less than 6 months.
>>218407318I would rather do a murder-suicide than be part of a "tiktok skit"
>>218407179>asterix
>>218406491You can tell the writers haven't met a real 40 year old virgin or they would have made him jerking off to Japanese cartoons for the runtime of the movie
>>218408378>leave Bjork out of incel's fantasiesIt's too late for that.
>>218406568sex is fun but what are you supposed to do with the other 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day?
>>218406740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFoHkkCaREchild
>>218407121>feels worse than masturbationMasturbation feels bad? Am I doing it wrong?
>>218407743what do you do for money?
>>218407749it wasn't platonic though wtf? I also barely see the difference between the granny and the bookstore girl, besides the fact bookstore girl had ridden the cock carousel including the black guy. main thing was he defacto became a dad role model to the daughter.
>>218406491>Boomers idea of being a hopeless loser is having the money and time to do whatever you find fun instead of wasting both raising a family to increase the number of Israeli tax cattle
>remember being super horny and desperately wanting to have sex throughout most of my teens and 20s but my autism prevented me from doing so >now in my late 20s being a virgin doesn’t even really bother me anymore and I don’t care, I just jerk off once in a while and get on with my life anyone else? I do sort of miss having morning wood and desiring women but I also feel like I’ve reached a state of enlightenment where I’m no longer controlled by that carnal desire
>>218407158I fucking hate women..
>>218406568THUG2 is fantastic, you must be retarded
>>218406491the only thing that's unrealistic is he pays rent since the only reason to have your own place is to have sex. if you decide you won't be having sex, just move to your parents spare room and save 100% of your salary and retire early. or maybe rent wasn't 75% of people's salary when the movie was made so it didn't matter
>>218410240he pays rent despite having enough savings to start a business. the movie isn't very comprehensively thought-out.
>>218406719but the other thing people aren't accounting for is when you get older you don't want sex anywhere near as much as you do when you're in your 20s. so that's fine, it cancels out. marriage is good because you end up only wanting it once a month and that's what you do
The worst fate possible: marrying someone you truly love and having them die. I know two people like that, and if not for intervention, they would both have taken their own lives already. Now they have to spend the rest of their lives in grief, both swearing they will never re-marry. This above anything else drove me to staying single. I know I would not survive the loss of someone I genuinely cared about. And you never know what might happen. If I die, I die. Fine. But I don't want to live with the loss of someone I feel true love for.
>>218410272better to have loved and lost - something something.
>>218407121I've only had a one night stand and yeah, I'd rather masturbate. It wasn't that fun and she was more insistent on fucking than me. I hope I can fuck someone I love someday
>>218410272you have Narcissistic Personality Disorder
>>218410272>The worst fate possible: marrying someone you truly love and having them die.I dunno, while it hurts, at least you can take solace in the fact that they died loving you, that their feeling is immortalized. Now consider getting dumped because your long term partner just stopped loving you while you still love them. You can be happy they're alive, but they're out of your life either way, and they have romantic feelings for and are fucking someone else. Seems shittier to me.
>>218409999Im in my early 40s and i can actually notice my sex drive decreasing every year. Im at the point where i know a chick who is down to fuck and lives literally 10 walking minutes from me, but most of the time i rather jerk off to hardcore porn than to go theough all the work of cleaning my place, change sheets, shower, call her over and then waiting for her to finally leave(they always like to stay around). Plus, with age, even the sex act itself gets exhausting in negative way. it used to be exhausting and fun, now its really exhausting to get a woman off. Ive stopped seeing women juat because having to drive to them is too much work when a quick wank is often just as good
>>218406568You know what I did after sex? The other shit I loved.
It's biology, you can live a super-fulfilling life and still want to start a family.
>>218406670Its even funnier. Judd Apatow got literal teenagers to be in a TV show that got cancelled after one season and he was like, "Fuck, I gotta take care of these kids." This has resulted in the production career of Seth Rogen and its consequences.
>>218407179I wish I could do 3 sets of 3 minute conversations with women at will, there's no way to do that.
>>218410512Both scenarios are like a death, and can lead to mourning and even suicidal ideation.
>>218407547thecenteredlifeco
>>218410608>Judd Apatow got literal teenagers to be in a TV show that got cancelled after one season and he was like, "Fuck, I gotta take care of these kids."Sounds like a pretty good guy desu, early life section aside.
>>218407179The inevitable Obelix
I think it would be nice to have someone around that cares about me, but at the same time I don't want to put in all the effort to keep them happy. I don't want to deal with sexually pleasing a woman. I especially don't want children, ever.
The only reason that the marriage in 40 Year Old Virgin would have been somewhat worth it is it would provide you with access to prime teenage Kat Dennings as your acquired stepdaughter, which means she's 100% on the menu. But outside of that? Nah, son.
>>218406568Tony Hawk Underground 2 was the zeitgeist of the 00s. But of course you were still an idea in the balls of the mailman back then so you cannot know.
>>218407083Opposite for me. I'm mid 30s and I have 0 interest in hobbies that used to consume hours of my day (drawing, gym, creative writing, cooking new recipes, video games). Meanwhile sex keeps feeling better and better the more I have it. I didn't lose my V card until I was 22 so I started late. But it's not getting old any time soon. The girl I'm seeing now has me passing out after we fuck, it's insane how good it can be.
Bump. Brb
>>218406491>having hobbies and interests is for virginsWhat a profound message...
>>218411826Acceptable hobbies for men (exhaustive list):Working full-timeGiving your wife money to buy thingsFixing things around the houseMowing the lawn
>>218406491Wait this is literally me.
>>218406670Vulnicura dress mogs.
>>218406491>>218411826>>218411869
>>218410531I can relate, I recently went on a masturbation bender that rivaled some of the days of my teens. But god damn after a couple days of non stop nutting I felt so drained and then I woke up on day four and I felt weak with with my kidneys and balls hurting, head dizzy and light headed, Pretty sure I wanked myself into malnourishment.
>>218411937>so, what do you do?................................................>i paint miniatures
>>218409999>>218410531>>218411938
>>218406491well Newton was a virgin but he accomplished big thingsmost men in comparison are just wasting natural resources
>>218407318Can I just stay a virgin instead?
>>218411937I literally have a desk lamp I use to work on painting miniatures. I'm 38
>>218411976Haven’t seen this image in years.
>>218407117That guy is lucky
>>218409999>I also feel like I’ve reached a state of enlightenment where I’m no longer controlled by that carnal desireGive up porn and jerking off for a week or two and see how you feel then...
>>218411854>Mowing the lawnThat reminds me that I need to sharpen my mower blades. They are so dull they can't cut cold butter
>>218412011ive got an entire setup for building models. told a girl i banged it was my monument to virginity, she didnt laugh
I'm 30 and I 3D print napoleonic figures and paint them I also BIAB, make cider and play the irish flute and tin whistleI'm winning
>>218407743I think Andy was a nicer person than you and from a different time.
>>218406719Stfu. My grandparents fucked well into their 60s.
>>218412137>look up BIAB>bunch of nail painting vids pop up
>>218406774WHERS the FUCKING MOGUS
>>218412200Lmao it's brew in a bagBrewing beer from the base ingredients like malts, adjuncts, malts, etc
>>218412224>Lmao it's brew in a bagPaper or plastic?
>>218407117I bet she has a well-paying, low-effort job designed to make society worse for white people.
>>218412276>white people working privileged jobs makes the world worse for white peoplelol
>>218412011I need to buy a new one. Not only to paint minis but to fix all kind of small things like watches and some eletronic bullshit.Fuck this gay Earth, hobbies are the Men's World.
>>218412528>Men's Worldredundant. Let's have some fun, brother
>>218406491>tfw 38>reasonably attractive, healthy, still have all my hair>a bit too autistic to get the girls i like, socially successful and i have fun out on the town, just never score, ever, zero game.>online dating made me suicidal, i suck at the DM game>watch OP's clip>realise im slowly turning into this guy for real.Jesus christ. i need a gf, fucking jews.
>>218407318both sound like hell, but i'd at least go with the woman who doesn't engage in public, online humiliation rituals constantly.No wonder Chris killed his wife.
>>218412607
>>218406491I get it but why does it always have to be lame-ass low effort shit like anime and video games, dungeons and dragons, warhammer and all that gay nerd crap? why can't these niggas ever do cool shit like boomers who used to buy a motorcycle and travel around the country fucking whores, or join the amateur fight circuit, join or start a weird sex cult, take up bodybuilding seriously in your 30s, things of that nature?
>>218412630>Jesus christ. i need a gfNo you don't. I have had a gf before and it was the worst time of my life.
>>218407117Do people not realize that this is a parody?
>>218412630yes it's the jews' fault
>>218412630Holdfast brother, they want to steal your powers.
>>218410272are you good will hunting?
>>218412713>why don't socially isolated virgins partake in hobbies occupied by socially well-adjusted normalfagscan't imagine mate.
>>218412630just turned 39. imliterally OP too except replace everything with just being on the computer. i do squats purely to maintain the ability to get boners
>>218406568No, there is literally no point in getting married as a man except to pass on your genes and raise YOUR kids with your wife, not another man's. If the 40 year old virgin can't find a woman of fertile age willing to have kids with him then he should either continue frittering away his life alone on hedonistic pursuits, or he should try to get women pregnant against their will e.g. by kidnapping a woman or smuggling his sperm into a sperm bank, or he should do something to help those who share more genes with him have more kids than they would otherwise, or do something to cause those who share less genes with him to have fewer kids than they would otherwise.
>>218412382If they're leftists, yes.
>>218412800can't they just like unisolate themselves or something?
>>218406491I live like this have a a kid second on the way and live with their motherWhy would a woman stop me from having hobbies
Just skimmed through the thread and saw at least one post saying they don't mind being a virgin.LOLWhy give up on getting a woman and letting yourself be a genetic dead end when you could just get a house with a basement and abduct a woman?LOLAre you really going to let a woman decide whether or not your life is going to be a worthless genetic dead end failure? You're not going to take matters into your own hands? You're going to to get a girl pregnant unlike every single one of your ancestors?ISHYGDDT
>>218412713who says they don't, /fit/ is full of virgins
>>218412952>dude, go to prison for pussy, lmaonah
Lust or Love what do you prefer?
>>218409484He traffics prostitutes from Thailand, the Philippines and Vietnam.
>>218412767yes, they ruined the west, they're behind all commie and left-wing policy wins, they flooded my nation with turd worlders and made all the women unhappy bitter whores with their propaganda, it literally is.Hell, pic rel. I also went on a walk in a gov-funded historical park a few years back>walked across a historical plague and a small metal statue of some ugly women>plague explains that they were the first women to organise and protest for womens voting rights in ausfailia>last names were witz, stein, baum etc
>>218413022>go to prison for pussyYou still don't get it. having sterile sex with a girl against her will would be "going to prison for pussy"you should have said>going to jail to continue your bloodline And yes, people, including your ancestors, literally went to war and faced certain death for that.
>>218406760If you're talking about Marvel books published between 1961 and about 1996-ish, 2005 at the absolute latest? Absolutely.
>>218413175Alright>spend the rest of your life in the nigger box to continue muh bloodlineno
>>218413239and do what with the rest of your life? continue to be a genetic dead end?If you don't have kids then you're already dead. You're only really alive in as much as you have the realistic possibility of passing on your genes. You'll spend the rest of your life regretting it when you're too old and weak to do anything about it.
>>218413728"Passing on your genes" isn't something that you should actually care about. People do it because they have biological urges that guide them to it, not because they're conscious about the existence of "genes". You just sound like dumbass trad larper.
>>218406568Sex is great, but sex with some run through whore with a half-orc bastard child isn't worth it.
>>218406491I had that issue of Marvel Team UpIron Maniac
I have not had a lot of sex since high school and at this point I would rather play warhammer 40k twice a week than have sex twice a week.
>>218413902The only possible reason you "should" do anything is to pass on your genes. Every singe thought you have , every urge your body has is there because of evolution which means that evolution is the ultimate source of meaning and the absolute meaning and purpose of life. Every other reason is more fake or secondary.
>>218406491why do foids hate men having hobbies?
>>218407743some people have morals
>>218414152That's just narcissistic deathanxiety.
>>218414152I dunno, The thought that there's an unbroken chain of life from the very beginning of life to me is cool and all, but having the personal will and choice to look at that half a billion years of evolution and say, Nah fuck that is kinda fucking cool. Its like i'm spitting into evolutions eye or something.
>>218406568>i think having sex is more fun than any of that shitsex is for reproductionanything beyond that is wasteful
>>218414292kek you're low test
>>218406491Daily remind that 40 Year Old Virgin and Old School basically were "crabs in a bucket" type screeds from people (Todd Phillips and Judd Appatow) who married young and regret it, hate their wives and kids, and have the need to make EVERYONE around them as miserable as they are.
>>218414187They want all of your time and resources spent on them. I have seen guys getting girlfriends destroy every warhammer 40k and Dungeons and Dragons group I had been in up until that point. My solution was a date troons who also enjoy those hobbies.
>>218410694No, it's not a good thingImagine how much better the world would be without Seth Rogen movies or tv shows
>>218407227who even writes analogy these days?it's all digital baby!>siri, jot this down, what if I make a tiktok about ruining my life
>>218412952It's better to die a virgin than to raise a nigger babyYou need to think qbout humanity as a whole
>>218414365Literally just man up, don't let your girl decide what you get to spend your time doing. Unless you're out partying with other girls without her or something, then she's right to get mad. But if the boomer can tell his wife that he's going to poker night, you can tell yours that you're going to gaming night. This generation is so pathetic, man. I bet this shit is why the women act this way as well. Having a weak man, who lets her bully him, makes the women not like him, which makes her bully him more, etc., in a feedback loop that results in misery for both parties. Women seem to unironically be more happy in relationships with wife-beaters than with guys like that. Shit, I know several women who left guys for beating them, who STILL opine for those guys and have to hold themselves back from getting back together. No woman ever sits around and regrets dumping some pussy who let her dominate him.
>>218414429analogfuck you siri
>>218409484I’m an accountant
>>218407179Your grasp of languge needs to Getafix
>>218406538How horrible, he should build a jaded outer shell and crush his desires to survive like everyone else
>>218406491I don't really understand the big deal about sex.
>>218414365>destroy every warhammer 40k and Dungeons and Dragons groupeveryone needs to grow up at some point
>>218414574What's more grown up than 40K?
>>218414574That's what boomers say before they open a beer and watch other men get sweaty.
>>218414441>opine for those guysWhat do they tell those guys their opinion on?
>>218414600>I play warhammer 40k, do you?? >I play with my wife's tits
>>218414637I play WH40K and also with your wife's tits
>>218407117I'm convinced this is ragebait
>>218414637>playing with boobiesWhat are you? 2 years old? Do you also push them together and blow into them to make fart noises?
>>218414574And binge watching goyslop every night before bed is adult?
>>218414759He's one of those sex havers that has to eat pussy to get laid
>>218414637>>218414574But I bet you think spending way more money to play golf or joining a pool league in your spare time is an adult activity. It doesn't matter what you do in your spare time what matters is that bitches expect and demand all of it and they wonder why no men show up to their singles events anymore.
>>218414574>grow upNo, I don't think I will.
>>218406568yeah what the fuck are those miniatures why isn't he painting Warhammer figurines
>>218414836He should be fetching some water really
>>218414836If you’ve played post-8th edition 40K and literally any historical wargame you’d know the answer. 40k is absolute dogshit written by retards.
>>218407117this isn't ADHDthe hysterics and emotions of crying and screaming to yourself in public go far deeper
It is lonely and juvenile but it's also very free. So much of human behavior and society is too performative for me to ever imagine engaging with. People are nasty and cruel beings that behave horribly and cause problems constantly but are extremely adept at and willing to immediately bully and put you down for calling them out on it.
>>218412276she can afford that apartment all by herself
>>218414984It's histrionic attention seeking behavior. Fuck me, how overrun is this place with normalfags now that this isn't extremely obvious?
>>218414956I play 40k but I also play Dropzone Commander and Full Thrust. As rule sets go Full Thrust is by far the most well thought out and balanced. IDK how they got custom starship design rules with so many options balanced but they fucking did it.
>>218406568Sex is okay, but it's honestly kind of overrated
>>218414376you'd just get someone else equivalent to seth rogen or worse>>218411334you are describing a mother>>218411476doesn't it annoy you that he's playing with those weird joysticks though?
>>218407117>thecenteredlifecohttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSijR38k4m1/https://www.instagram.com/p/DUTxl2jEmO0/she has now shaved her head and her apartment is filthy
>>218412825>squats purely to maintain the ability to get bonersis this a thing? I'm 25 should I start doing squats now?
>>218415125You should do basic exercise at least 4 times a week after 30.
>>218414574kek i didn't think this would get so many (You)s
>>218415176i play basketball around twice a week, should probably take up something else then. I thought you were saying squats specifically had something to do with maintaining erections.
>>218415204Not that poster but I do squats. IDK how it impacts my erections because I'm so porn fried it takes a hell of a lot to keep me aroused.
>>218411826There is this long-time married guy who keeps asking me for interesting hobbies, because he apparently can't figure out any on his own.
>>218415106honestly her voice sounds way hotter than i imagined
>>218406491This is more fulfilling. Maybe marriage was nice in the 50s or 60s when you could afford a home and children while working as a record store employee or something, but today, you can't afford a house, work is miserable, and women don't even call you back to tell you you suck after a date. When I get home from my shitty 5 day a week in office job all I wanna do is unwind for like 4 hours before I have to sleep and start it all over again. I do not want to waste my time entertaining women who probably will never speak to me again.
>>218415478And women wonder why men stopped going to singles events. I saw a youtube video talking about a recent singles event that had a 1000 women show up and less than 100 men.
>man is happy with his life>2 jews and a nigger put weird thought in him>Start bullying him>Then he must sell what bring him joy so he can marry a roastie mother of two
>>218415106that bedroom is stage #1 of a trans bedroom "take a seat anywhere" meme
>>218415410it sounds annoying
>>218415495100 men too many
>>218415495>I saw a youtube video talking about a recent singles event that had a 1000 women show up and less than 100 men.Pretty sure they're just advertising. Singles events are notorious for being sausage fests.
>>218412190HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS
>>218407743>It was easy and now I’m over 40 and still doing it and I’m worth millions of dollarsNo you're not lol
>>218412825you do squats. that makes all the difference. doesn't honestly matter if you sit on the computer most of the day as long as you exercise especially when you are young or in your 20's. your 30's, 40's, 50's etc with thank you for it.
>>218411976The only thing that happens when you do this is you get really angry at random and you keep having nonsensical wet dreams.
>>218406568I hate everything he does in this movie except riding a bike and listening to Asia. I also don’t care about sex, which I haven’t had in seven years.
>>218412080Do you use a sling blade? Some people call it a Kaiser blade, I call it a sling blade.
>>218416404Nothing wrong with that. I had lots of sex with my high-school girlfriend but after that post graduation breakup it went down to a few times a year on average. The real problem is dating apps. Women filter out way to many guys on those and there is practically no way to meet people for straight relationship offline anymore. When I experimented with troons it was fucking easy to find people willing to have sex within an hour of meeting them but I got to paranoid about getting a disease so I stopped doing it.
>>218414729>Do you also push them together and blow into them to make fart noises?
>>218416313you've got to transmute that extra energy i.e. exercise, new hobbies, T.C.B.
>>218416583Sure, after I jack off so I can concentrate on things. Also vital essence isn't real.
>>218412222hand of green guy last panel
>>218416477>online dating didn’t work until I started fucking trannys
>>218415104>you'd just get someone else equivalent to seth rogen or worseI'll take that gamble
>>218416477pitching or catching?
>>218411976I take issue with other men trying to police my dick
Sorry to intrude on the /r9k/ thread. I was like you guys until I decided to message a girl on tumblr, after years of long distance dating we got married and now I have zero desire to talk to anyone but her. Our interests align, our opinions and desires match. I can totally understand how codependency works now. I literally cannot stomach the idea of spending time with other people when I have her waiting for me. Also while the physical side of the sex is great the emotional catharsis transcends written language. It's like a total brain wipe.I see young guys lose their fucking minds over trying to be some founder or famous man of history, but once you get a taste of this terrifying feeling of love all bets are off. I want to keep my life small so nobody can disturb us. Sex is also exhausting. It's not like jerking off where you're just tugging your dick, It's a full body exercise that exhausts you for hours. It's ok if you aren't having sex every single day, you wouldn't want that. It even feels better when you let the pressure build up longer. Find love anons, don't fear it, love boldly.
>>218416731I topped but we still 69'd first.
>>218414729>he's never gamed on fat mammaries
>>218416673I only met 1 of them online. I met the next at a gay bar and the last at an lgbtq+ event in my city. All of them were dft within the hour of meeting.
>>218410270>you don't want sex anywhere near as much as you do when you're in your 20s.This is relative. As a teen and young 20s guy I was basically insane, sex drive like a heroine addict trying to find a fix. As a middle aged man I still want to have sex every day, the difference is that I can just have a wank and get it out of my system. I used to know an old guy whose dick didn't work anymore, and he complained about how difficult it was to be horny with a limp dick. His misery was compounded by having a horny girlfriend whose pussy he had to eat all the time to hold her down. The Devil himself designed his life.
>>218416805homie you're a hobo that won the lottery telling the other hobos to just hang in there. Good on you though.
>>218406491Who is this character?But also he is alone.The male ideal is to change the world; in the social context that means to influence people Change their minds. Mold their minds. Create their minds.Having kids is a short cut, almost a cheat code.But imagine doing that to a fully realized adult.That is POWER
>>218406491Life always falls back to unfulfilling, and everybody has problems. The only thing that matters is making sure you have enough money to do the things you want.
>>218416850That will help dispel the myth of them being sex crazed maniacs.
>>218416477if you're good looking and direct it's very do-able to get a woman that will fuck you within the day. I never did the app thing but I had a roommate last year that would score every single weekend and when he showed me his Tinder his approach was just to immediately invite them out for drinks, no faffing about. Dude wasn't even that good looking but had the look that attracts certain young women (covered in homemade tats, heterochromia, all his photos are of him and his dog)
>>218416897I know, I have no advice, no "bee urself" I don't think nofap works.But I will say, tumblr was and maybe still is the easier reservoir of single women waiting for a racist chud to show them the time of their lives. You got Genuinely nothing to lose, if you got a free night, make an account and maybe you'll meet your future wife too.
>>218416812sounds gay anonmaybe you got some soul searching to do
>>218416805I hope you guys never break up, I had a similar relationship but when it ended I never really recovered and all my relationships after never felt the same. Codependency is a double-edged sword.
>>218406568>>218406491>>218407179Has anyone else ever thought that their purpose in life is more than just getting married and having kids?I've been dating cosistently since my 20s, i will be 35 this year. Had 2 long term relationships that lasted almost 3 years each. But the longer each one went on I felt like there had to be more to live than this. Each relationship ended with me being unfulfilled with a life of a woman telling me how I should live and that Im not doing enough to make her happy.I find myself instead drawn to helping other people, building things for myself, learning how to fix my car, fix a house, help my family in their old age, and pursue intellectual and creative ideas. I have a good group of friends, but I am an introvert, so seeing once a month is enough and makes me happy.maybe I just havent been with the right woman and this mentality will change.
>>218416922I would still be doing it if I was not so paranoid about STDs. If its that easy for me its that easy for almost anyone. Well I like to think my goth cross dressing, makeup and womens haircut had a lot to do with why they were so interested. Lol when I concocted this strategy I went all in on it. It also helped that I have money and was able to pay for food, alcohol and weed without worring about the cost. It was a lot of fun but after several months of seeing them all at the same time I got sick of the STD paranoia.
>>218416957Like I said after several months of seeing them all at once I stopped due to std paranoia and have not dated since.
>>218416949fucking hell, i didn't even realize tumblr was still around. Even still, hunting for gals in their areas seems like a bad idea, they know why you're there.
>>218417040So you just decided one day "Im going to transmaxx to get laid" did it, it worked and you got in and out before catching any stds? Sounds like you were already suppressing something.
>>218417040>Well I like to think my goth cross dressing, makeup and womens haircutMight of lead with that desu. You're not even a chaser, you're just a homo.Not even being mean, this just changes shit quite a bit
>>218406491>painting miniatures guys like that used to get married pretty easily in the 80s
>>218417475To bad it isnt the 80s anymore. Women today are a completely different beast.
>>218406491This movie hits too close to home
>>218406491>selling a lot of rare superhero collectibles right before the MCU craze>opening a big box electronics shop right before the amazon boommy man was /biz/ incarnate
>>218416650You don't understand.Don't jack off, take that extra energy you're using on getting really angry at random and having wet dreams and instead work out, take care of business, meditate, and explore new hobbies. No one said vital essence but you.
>>218416752it's a suggested course of action, moran. Do you read "Best Serve Chilled" on your soda and feel policed then too?
>>218417716I only feel like working out after I jack off.
>>218411726Dude, don't fall for the evolutionary behaviorial patterns jew. That's how they get you.
>>218417716Meditation fucking sucks. Opening your chakras is a fucking pain in the ass; makes you feel like your going to shake apart.
kek 4chan amirite
>>218417750try pooping in your hand first>>218417761if you don't need more energy, then this guide on how to stop feeling depressed and uninterested in real life sex is not for you, ok?
>>218417814I don't have a problem getting laid because i'm bi and can pick up someone to have sex with the gay club anytime I want. I was just saying meditation isnt all its cracked up to be.
>>218417814It's not for anyone.
>>218411476>Tony Hawk Underground 2 was the zeitgeist of the 00s. No it fucking wasn't zoomer. The whole thing had burnt out by Underground 1.
>>218414273you would be far from the first defective organism with mental illness and shitty instincts that ended up failing at life.
>>218417827you don't necessarily have to open your chakras; it can be about calming yourself and finding focus. Although have you considered the dick up your ass, destroying your root chakra to be the source of your instability? You'll probably say you're a top next so blah blah blah whatever>>21841except for people who are depressed, addicted to porn, and uninterested in real life sex and looking for help
I can't love any more desu. I just hate people, and especially women, way too much. I seriously can't even create friendships any longer either. I ditched all my friends years ago and life's been a lot better since. I make 'friends' at work and other places where I do things but those 'friendships' don't go beyond that activity and frankly it's great. There have been a number of women interested in me but I always avoid it. You'd never know I was such a raging misanthrope as I'm very engaging and outgoing in public but beyond work and some other activities I need my absolute alone time. I was never good at intimate relationships and I'm done trying, I dumped my last serious girlfriend last year because she was too annoying and eating up my time. Just ghosted her completely. I don't want to deal with anyone in my personal life. I'm over it. Thank god.
>>218413964Wasnt that the Robert Kirkman run?
>>218411976i refuse to treat jerking off as some sort of mind-over-matter trial. jerking off feels good and helps me sleep. i am not about to just stop because internet autists insist i will gain divine knowledge and an infinite expansion of my conciousness by not orgasming.
>>218417965>it's for people who are addicted and are seeking help>I REFUSE. HOW DARE YOU. YOU ARE AUTISTIC. I COME INTO YOUR THREAD AND READ YOUR COMMENTS AND THIS IS HOW YOU ATTACK ME?? UNHAND MY SECURITY AT ONCE!!
>>218417965based
>>218411976replace "watch porn" with "smoke weed" and this becomes relevant to me and a whole bunch of potheads.
I'm a virgin at 29 and everything I used to enjoy feels impossibly gay and lame now. I'm not interested in Warhammer Fantasy anymore. I'm not able to get fun out of video games. Guitar is still fun, thank God. All my friends are pairing up and I see myself being left behind. There's elderly bachelors at my job, tons of them, and it's not a life that looks good. I want to be young for a bit longer, so conventions and travel and go to bars and museums. But time is running out fast for that and you can't turn back the clock. I always wanted to have a family someday. "It'll happen when it happens :) " But it didn't fucking happen. And I guess, just for pride, that I really do want a beautiful woman to want me. Nothing's fun any more and I'm scared all the time.
>>218410531thanks, i feel better. also 40yo, doing the laundry and changing sheets is just routine shit for me, if i could get laid this easily it would not even be a problem for me.im glad there is someone even more fucked up then i am, and with internet access no less, out there.
>>218406568Disliking THPS games is the surest sign of a tranime-loving faggot who only plays VNs and JRPGs.
>>218418013>I don't care if some people avoid peanuts because they're allergic. I'm going to eat themheccin based. Next time you jerk off, picture me spitting in your sorry face
>>218418138>everyone has to avoid peanuts because I can't eat them
>>218418120i played the og TH on my playstation. so long ago.i am a sandbox enjoyer now. i do not play JRPGs anymore and have never touched a VN. i channel all my creative energies into games that require you to set your own goals:SimCity 2000, this is where i i started as a preteenSimTowerSimLifeDwarf FortressMinecraftRimworldProject ZomboidVintage Storyin order of when I played them. still play the last three and dabble with MC.true, i probably could have started a company with the years I have poured into these games.
>>218418180>help help I'm allergic to peanuts, can anyone help me avoid them>FUCK YOU why are you inserting yourself into the conversation at all
>>218418200Sorry you can't eat deez nuts bro.
>>218418215is everything okay at home
>>218418246I still don't understand what you're trying to say. Are you trying to convince us all we're allergic to nutting?
>>218406491>be me>40s>married to woman in good shape, still attractive, in her 30s>everything else in that webm is literally me, I even like karaoke, comics, and have an electric drum set>still depressed and want to kill myselfIt doesn't get better bros. Life stinks. Wish it would end, but I have kids.
I envy anyone who has fulfilling hobbies/projects they passionately enjoy instead of being a zombified hedonistic dopamine addict like me who will look back and realize they did nothing their whole lives except chase orgasms.
>>218406491In reality this man would be swimming in pussy because he has a shitload of money and "I played Warhammer with my older brother" hoes exist.
>>218418344Where is all this warhammer shit coming from? The guy is painting lame napoleonic figurines
>>218418307I'm almost 40 myself and I would have been you, if not for the fact that my fiancé cheated on me with my best friend just months before we were supposed to get married. Planned on spending my life with her, having kids, etc.It was devastating at the time but my life got infinitely better afterwards. The past 15 years has been amazing. Don't be going around disparaging the incels here because you fell for the marriage meme and you're depressed and probably on SSRIs and shit and go to therapy nigga, life can be awesome if you make it.
>>218418456>disparaging the incels here
>>218416805>Find love anons, don't fear it, love boldly.Sure but how do I avoid the uglies?
>>218406491I guess I forgot he was literally me. I do very much recommend singing and dancing by yourself, anons. It's a very human and enjoyable experience and if you can jerk off by yourself you can crank the music up and dance
>>218418582>Crank off and you'll be dancin with yourelf oh-oh-oh
>>218410531you have a sex drive you're just tired of women. understandable.
>>218407243My ex was like that. Together for 4 years, got bored over COVID because we couldnt travel overseas, cheats on me, lies about it, continues lying about it and crying crocodile tears when I break up with her.
>>218416986>>218417929I am similar and I think at this point the only way I could procreate is knocking up some tolerable chick and be a 'Weekend Dad' or 50/50 custody and live nearby. I wouldn't even mind some child support since I already made my money and am now low-income so it wouldn't be that much.
>>218416986a wife and kids are the prerequisite, the basis for everything else in a man's life. true fulfilment should also come from success in the profession, or, if that should fail, structured sports, hobbies, or social engagements such as small scale politics, voluntary work for fire fighters or something similar. Staying at home and indulging in solitary, often childlike behaviour goes completely against the male nature of camaraderie, playful competition and cooperation for shared success for the community. One can be happy being a follower for a greater good; one cannot be happy being alone. Only if a man succeeds in partnership, fatherhood and with his social circle he will truly be happy. Anything else is cope, illness or cowardice.
>>218418456did your fiance marry your best friend?
>>218407749>asexualsNot a real thing
>>218414152Evolution is just a process, it's not a mandate, it's not meaning, it's just something that occurs as organisms adapt. You do not *have* to do anything. And once you die, you're dead, regardless of whether you procreated or not. You don't "live on" through your children. That idea is just romantic nonsense that isn't real.
>>218410531>Im in my early 40s and i can actually notice my sex drive decreasing every year.I'm in my early 40s and I can actually notice my movie drive INCREASING because I started to notice young women wanting to binge movies with me now that I've developed good television taste. They can smell it and start to flirt, so my lizard brain tells me to pump it up.
>>218406719Marriage is for fat and/or ugly people.
>>218407121Giga truth nuke
>>218413175What's the use of having a "bloodline" if you're not their to raise it, dipshit.
>>218407117>partnerit was rigged from the beginning.
>>218414574Going to play DnD with my friends on Saturday. We're all in our mid 30s.
>>218414152>muh geneseWhat the fuck are YOUR genes going to do, anon?Pic related imo.
>>218414376itd still be kinda gay and retarded
>Everyone else has all these profound reasons they don't have sex>I just didn't brush my teeth as a teenager because I'm RETARDED so my teeth are fucked and dental work is too expensive
>>218414152My sister had kids. My bloodline will continue.
>>218418120Fuck you, faggot. I love both THPS and Chrono Trigger.
>>218420384My sister is a tranny and I'm an autistic spergHonestly my parents got the short end of the stick
>>218407179You sound dense like weetabix.
>>218411976>NOOOO STOP USING YOUR DICK
>>218415106Yeah this bitch will poon out any moment now. No one gives a shit anymore if you're only a lesbian, if you want that sweet sweet attention then you must mutilate yourself.
>>218415106Why would I want to buy organisational stationary designed by a woman whose life is slowly caving in on itself?
>>218407121One of the things no one tells you about sex is how you feel about the person affects the experience much more than physicality does. Most vaginas are the same, a warm wet hole, but whether or not you really like the girl or not is what makes it special.
>>218419059Is it too late for me? At my age will any child I have be mess of ilness and low quality of life?
>>218419059Who asked, Cuck Shit Lewis?
>>218406491didn't he get raped by white supremacists for being too zesty? i'm not sure if we're supposed to believe his little train town is fulfilling but just staving off the rape
>>218407121Gigacope
>>218407121>honeslty>>218421261>no one tells youMEN HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR OVER 3000 YEARS, DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN HISTORY CLASS?
>>218421521No. Never too late. Just do it. >>218421560I'm the universe waking you up - your reaction shows that you know it to be true
>>218416805And then she cheats on you, lmao.
>>218422181Thanks anon. My dad was married at 33 and was 37 when I was born. I already missed that mark but I may still be able to have one kid by 40
>>218419059bro shut the fuck up
>>218422324At the age of 40 your oldest son should already be 18.
>>218422512how old was jesus's son when he was 40, christcuck?oh wait!
>>218415106why are white women like this
>>218421560>>218422494They hated him because he told the truth
>>218422597>christcuckWrong.
>>218406491It's feminist propaganda. He's made to look ridiculous for having hobbies because women feel entitled to that time/money. >>218407121Condom sex with a woman you're not into feels so gross. Like you've basically fapped into another person and not actually had sex.
>>218422597He died at 33 and left a young daughter that everyone likes to pretend didn't exist, just like they ignore Mary and Joseph's other kids that he grew up around.
>>218423264jesus had a kid??
>>218419059>muh ideal male spiel can't go 15 words without devolving into shilling for wageslavery
>>218407749Yes and No.The point of the movie is women are bitches who only date trashy men meanwhile he has a stable job, a house and money for his toys.Today we have women brainwashed by Femcel groups, the red pill, the purple pill the black pill, etc. And later femcels complain that they are forced to be lesbians because they cannot find the mythical (Male) Mister Right
>>218413728>Passing on your genesThis idea is dumb. You are a embryo made in a lab?You have green skin, six fingers or 47 Chromosomes?
>>218406568>i think having sex is more fun than any of that shitit's not
>>218419827Most males in other mammal species just fight other males and fuck a bunch of females when it's mating season, then leave. They don't stick around to raise the young, the female does that on her own or in a community with other females. The males fuck off until next mating season to repeat until they die. There are exceptions to this but this is how the vast majority of mammals, including our closest living relative species, live. And when they fuck they're not thinking "gotta pass on my genes", they do it because it feels good. Only humans frame basic pleasure seeking behavior in weird abstractions about genes, family, morals, Christianity, etc.
>>218424650its almost like humans are more than simple animalsalmost like our brains are different somehow
>>218424555schizo post
>>218424650Humans have to frame it this way because we're controlled by our memes and memes can emerge to tell us that NOT reproducing is good, actually. I.e., a bunch of the posters in this thread, who have literally been memed by people who hate them into thinking that suicide is good.
>>218424650When's the last time a chimp built a car buddy
>>218424839Different how? Capable of having and communicating much more complex thoughts, sure. But thought complexity isn't inherently good and we are still fundamentally driven by instinct and pleasure seeking>>218425164How many cars have you built? >>218424949A large percentage males in other mammal species never reproduce, which was also true for humans until the last couple thousand years (and might be becoming true again). It's just nature. Not all males have good genes that are worth preserving
>>218425216How many cars has the chimp race built?
>>218419059>>218416986truth
>>218425164you never heard of tesla?
>>218416986>Has anyone else ever thought that their purpose in life is more than just getting married and having kids?yeah, I did, then I grew up.
>>218406568It can't actually be that fun, right?
>>218406719The men who don't get regular sex in marriage are the ones who were getting zero outside of marriage. Married men have orders of magnitude more sex than unmarried men. The most absolute of chads has sex a couple times a week, but has to go out and find a date to do it. An average husband has sex a couple times a week just by saying "hey the kids are asleep let's have sex" at night before going to bed.
I'm 34 and just met an 18 year oldshe has no money, a fat ass, and she just wanted to be with me at my house the whole dayanyone who says they would rather play arc raiders or whatever (which I have been doing) over massaging some 18 year old's thighs all day and then have her stroke your hair and compliment you is fucking retardedyeah post nut clarity etc., you still want to fucking cuddle a female and travelling alone is ok, but also not as fun as with someone you actually like
>>218425894>The men who don't get regular sex in marriage are the ones who were getting zero outside of marriageDamn.I definitely shouldn't get married then.
