I think that settles it. He was right all along
:O
>>218407669It's some fucking raw fish on rice. Come on now...
>>218407669Now I respect the chef, I do
YOU'RE EATING WRONG
>>218407715It's the samurai way
Imagine spending 10 years to make a fucking omelette when I could do them perfectly fine at 16 while also hammered.
how much of a fame hungry low moral narcissist do you need to be to make a video like this?
>>218407715they spent their entire life putting raw fish on rice, ten thousand times a day, so it must be good.
>>218407669Doesn't paying for the food entitle you to do whatever you want with it, including throwing it directly into the trash?
>>218408236and the person that made the food is still entitled to feel a way about you trashing it. congratulations, you're incapable of comprehending the one-minute video.
What is the source of that clip anyway?
>>218407669Imagine giving this much of a flying fuck what other people are getting up to. That’s pretty gay, someone should really tell Ping Ling that nobody asked for its input.
>>218408288tiktok
>>218407669I paid for the food and will eat it however the fuck I want. I’ll drizzle it in chocolate sauce if I feel like it. >b-but 10 years mastering muh tamagoDamn sounds like you wasted your life not my problem though
>>218408181I’m not saying SE Asians don’t have any sort of internal monologue but they definitely have a very different version of it than people who in more civilized areas (no, regimental complacency is not civilized by the way). The term itself probably means something entirely different to them.
Spending 10 years learning how to make an omelette is how japs suddenly find themselves lagging behind in everything in every industry. It's why Honda makes a Formula 1 engine and it's an self-destructing abortion that can't last more than 20 laps because they weren't afforded 10 years learning how to design a new F1 engine, while Red Bull (a fucking energy drink company) nails a good engine in their first try.
>>218408269But it's not the person making the food feeling mad about it, it's some random sperg sitting at the bar.
>>21840766910 years for eggs and half a lifetime for a simple PB&J, that must hurt
>>218408349well my gf is a sea monkey but she knows not to be a fake person for money
>>218408269>about you trashing itsure. he is not entitled to feel a certain way about me not eating it the way he sees fit. thats narcistic behaviour, expecting 'gratitude' from the customer in that sort of way. the money is all the gratitude you need, dipshit.
>>218408470You can’t just pay a SEA person a certain specific amount of money to be an authentic human being with regulated feelings and a conscience, that’s not how it works at all dude
>>218408288Billions
>>218407669it's the same thing as cutting a burger in half or eating pizza with a knife and fork. it's weird and not the 'correct' way to eat but who gives a fuck
>>218407669why do they give you the onions sauce if youre not supposed to use it? checkmate
>>218408683its a test. the next time you come get food they're going to piss on it
>>218407669>Yes. On the surface, this may seem like a completely ordinary and unremarkable thing>But in Japan, our mindset-Every fucking time
>>218407669French chefs sounds less pretentious than the japanese, sometimes...
>>218407715the egg... THE EGG!
My brother is a professional chef for a very nice place in New York. For our parents anniversary we had a party at his place and he cooked steak for us all.He got really mad at me when I pulled out a bottle of A1. Claimed I was ruining my steak and threw a big hissie fit about how I don't understand food and flavor. It was pretty awkward.
>>218408923Next time that happens, pull out your secret ketchup bottle and make it worse
>>218407669for me? its deep fried mexican sushiI hope my japbros can forgive me
>>218408923you're kind of a gigantic retard for eating steak with a1. are you a child or something? no wonder you're an incel
>>218407669i get it.took me months to learn to microwave a hot pocket perfectly.
>>218408884Hard to get your head up your own ass when there's a zucchini in it
why do people get so pissy about food
>>218409054i cant imagine caring about what people do in general let alone how they eat their food. its some weird shit man
>>218407669It's not natural at fucking all. Japs are insane. What is seppuku natural respect/honor? Fuck no they got socially engineered into it.
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>>218408980looks delicious
>>218407669>more deeperHow about respecting the language then, ESL faggot?
>>218408824They’re such a plain and mundane folk that they have to grasp desperately at straws to make themselves feel remarkable in any sense. Very meek people and not even from a racist standpoint it’s just the objective truth.
>>218407669>japs spend 10 years learning to make an omeletteare japs fucking retarded?
300 dorrar
IKUZOBOSS-SAMA MADE ME SPENDOTENNO YEARMAKING THE SAME EGGS A FIVE YEAR OLD CAN MAKEOINNA THIS FLATTO PANBANZAI YOU MUSTO RESPECTO ME
>>218410039I mean, taking 10 years from apprentice to chef seems like a reasonable time. I'm sure they're exaggerating about the egg part. They probably don't let apprentices or anyone below maybe sous chef to come near a $200 tuna piece
>>218410385>They probably don't let apprentices or anyone below maybe sous chef to come near a $200 tuna pieceHow many years of experience do you need before they let you touch an egg to make an omelet?
>>218410402Four or five
>>218410402That must be what apprentices are delegated. You stay doing omelettes until you've perfected it and can move on to preparing the rice then filleting fish
>>218410402are you under the impression that (good) egg dishes are easy to make?
>>218410441Ching chong bing bong
>>218410441Then why does it take Japs 10 years to make an egg dish?
>>218408236>pay to have a painting commissioned>tear up the painting in front of the artist and throw it in the trash>walk offb-but I paid for it!sure, but you are still being a disrespectful faggot. and yes, food is still art. chefs are artists.
>>218408923Just dip the steak in the potatoes if you want a change in flavor. But who brings a bottle of A1 for a New York steak house?
>>218410465Fun fact the creases on a chefs hat are supposed to represent the 100 different ways of cooking an egg
>>218407669He's right. Likewise, as a customer, spending money is my art, and today I don't feel like performing.
>>218408542>eating shit food incorrect is the same as eating good food incorrect
>>218410561So it would take a jap 1000 years to learn how to cook eggs correctly?
a lot of people showing they've never eaten anything but fast food their entire life here
>>218410645I don't need to eat fast food because I'm not japanese. I spent 30 seconds learning how to boil an egg for 6 minutes. If I were japanese I'd need to spend 10 years learning how to boil an egg for 6 minutes.
in nihon we benkyo for many yearus for learningu 1 mirrion fold tamago omoretsu
>>218410733when you "learn" how to boil an egg in 30 seconds all you're doing is following a manualyou're actually not doing anything, and even then the chances of you fucking up is proportionally higher than a professional chefand this isn't something that only japanese chefs do, western chefs will spend years of their life chasing perfectioni've known chefs who've spent weeks if not months doing nothing but fry eggs in their spare time to the point where they can fry an egg perfectly every single time
>>218410942this nigga burns spaghetti water
>>218410609it all ends up in the toilet. why be pretentious about it?
>>218410965why do anything at all thenyou are just a passionless idiot who wakes up every morning half assing a mediocre job only to come back home to sleepthen you wake up wondering what happened with your lifeyou are an insignificant speck of dust with a presence to match
>>218411017incredible job at misunderstanding my post. enjoy what you want how you want to. you want to dip sushi rice in onions sauce? go ahead, the only people who care are perma-bitter miserabs like yourselfyou're a pseud. you are beneath the average person
>>218409968Based silvione
>>218411102>5 minutes to type all thatseems like i hit a nerve
>>218411144>3 minutes to type thati can smell your seething from here
>>2184077157/11 sushi must be the same as any other if you really see it that way
>>218410046Quality post
I like to make a bowl of sushi rice and eat it with raw salmon or tuna. It's basically a nigiri without the hard part of putting it together
>>218407669He should have finished watching the scene to see how much of an unintentionally hilarious reddit weeb fantasy it is
>>218411324Add some grated nagaimo and you have a solid rice bowl. I make that with tuna scraps all the time.
>"that will be $45... plus tip"
>>218407669>the redditor from breaking bad gets casted as a redditor againholy kino
>mfw asking for tomato sauce to be brought out with my sushi
>>218411413
>>218410518>and yes, food is still art. chefs are artists.
>>218408542
>>218408980Tried this recently as well, it was pretty good.
>>218410540I'm just going to say it, steak doesn't taste that good. Making it bloody doesn't improve the flavor, it just makes the texture gross. Dry aging adds "funkiness" and makes it taste different to people that eat steak all day, but that's gross too. Wagyu steaks are filled with fat and I hate fat on my steaks.A1 sauce on the other hand, I could guzzle from the bottle and improves virtually everything you pour it on.
>>218413578yep no idea why every normgroid seems to think steak is the pinnacle of foodseems like some kind of psyop
>>218413802It's a status symbol thing
>>218408181how is this different from the hundreds of thousands of similar tik toks and other kinds of shorts? Faggotry abounds on the internet, this is no different.
>>218408401>racefagback to /sp/ please
You can buy it at gas stations
>>218408542it's more like drowning your prime rib in ketchup, sure you can do it and in the end it doesn't matter but why not just get a cheaper cut at that point? If you're getting high-grade sushi it makes sense to eat it in a way where you're getting the intended effect of the dish rather than just tasting 90 percent onions sauce. But yeah, you can eat it however you want since you're paying for it, it won't get more than a raised eyebrow from me, if the chef doesn't like it he should've picked a profession that isn't service oriented.
>>218408980love this shit. If you go anywhere in SEA they have bastardized versions of sushi like this as well, had some delicious deep fried ones in Indonesia
>>218409054same reason people get pissy about all kinds of bullshit, they make it part of their identity so it's like a personal attack to see it disrespected. Retards.
>>218410518a painting's main purpose is to be looked at, food is to be eaten, this analogy's pupose is to be mocked.
>>218407669has anyone told Japan about the law of diminishing returns? taking the same chef, there is no universe where this specific egg they make is distinguishable between week 4 of their training and year 10. absolutely negligible. it's an egg. cooked one way. at this point the only meaningful variable is the quality of the ingredients used.
>>218414672your tamagoyaki would be shit and you know it, gaijin.
>>218414672They don't spent 24 hours a day making only eggs for 10 years.
>>218407669in america the only thing that matters is money. if you have money, you can molest anything you want. you can destroy a monet painting if you want.this is their folly.
I had the best omelette in japan it was folded over a thousand times
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>>218409992
>>218414813I didn't say that. They are the ones mentioning this 10 year journey to master a method of cooking a egg, so I addressed that. Retard.
>>218409992At least he made an effort to speak in a second language. Meanwhile the average amerishart struggles with one language only.
>>218415331Are you learning a second language? I want to learn polish language as i found out i am actually half polish
>>218415365This is bait
>>218415365I am learning mandarin, for when the inevitable takeover by our bug overlords happens.
>>218415393That is so cool anon! I love the chinese + chinese food. I heard they have like 3000 symbols you have to learn to read, thats how advanced they are
>>218413578>hate fat on my steaksAn actual, literal retard.
>>218410441The secret is low heat.
>>218415496the secret to what, salmonella?
>>218415566You can eat raw eggs fine in any actual first world country
>>218410441Yes ?
>>218415581America is the only first world country.>b-but my third world shithole......is a third world shithole.
>>218415782Eat a raw egg right now then
Why is American food so disgusting?
>>218415944Because you're brown and your poverty country can't ever conceive the greatness of sugar-filled bread combined with a corn-syrup-soaked patty. Because again, you are poor and your countrymen fight eachother to the death for daily rations.
>>218415972Damn what a fragile response, genuinely triggered.
>>218415995And yet I am still not poor or a y*ropean. That gives me two legs up against you
>>218408980Kek
It doesn't matter how hard you cry about sewshee being eaten wrong, you will never be Japanese.
japanese culture of 'respect' is really just avoiding any kind of confrontation because they are pussy manlets
I'm always surprised how ignorant the majority of people are when it comes to cooking. I'm not even a working cook/chef. I'm just a home cook. I get tired of paying a premium for mediocre food when eating out so I've spent some time trying to learn and improve my own cooking. A lot peoples taste is just super basic and childish. I don't understand how willfully stubborn people can be about trying new things or cooking things that are tried and true methods... shit that isn't even bizarre or weird. Morons will look at a risotto and be suspicious that it's made out of maggots and eyeballs. My girlfriend will make chicken and dumplings with the crockpot which is fine but she insists on using boneless skinless breasts and I'm like "what are you doing?" She acts like I don't know what I'm talking about when I tell her we should save those and use thighs and/or drums instead. Both of our moms eat their steaks well done. Her mom was making steaks one time and was slicing them in half to check the temp and I was all "whoa hold on, do you have a meat thermometer" and she was all confused like why would you need one of those? I'm not going to hate on people for using A1, the main problem is that you're shorting yourself so many other options. Blue cheese, herb butter, horseradish... or if you're doing flank or skirt steak you have all the mexican flavors etc. So many different options. A steak should theoretically stand on it's own if it's really good though.
>>218416058It’s more just being autistically collectivist to the point that any expression of individuality or deviation from The Way Things Are Done is seen as impolite at best
>>218416217It's ultimately a gerontocracy. All the old people agree that it has to take a million years to learn anything so they can gatekeep all the young people out of respectability and starting their own business. It reduces competition. You'll have an old potter having an apprentice spend years cleaning the studio, and then several years just learning to wedge clay without actually making a teabowl. They could have developed an entire skillset by then. I have news for you, those teabowls aren't that hard to make. When they finally ascend themselves they just do the same shit because they think "if I had to do it, then I'm going to make the next ones do it too."
>>218416217no, they often really are just bitch asses that can't handle any kind of physicality or confrontation so they hide behind politeness
>>218415782The United sharts of turdmerica is a third world country masquerading as a first world one.
>>218407669I have been to some really great sushi restaurants in my life, and deeply enjoyed a lot of the sushi itself. The egg thing is always mid as fuck and the least enjoyable part of the meal. I can't imagine spending years learning how to make an egg rectangle
Korean food tastes better
Taking cooking that seriously is ridiculous. Not to mention sushi is shit food.
>>218408181funny thing is he's probably farming -2's from actual japanese audience.it's all for the love of american likes
>>218414024PoorfaggotThe best quality steaks are always elevated the most by the simple and humble ketchupWhen you hear richfags talk about eating steak with ketchup, it's not because they have bad tastes. It's because they know what they're fucking talking about when they get the highest quality meat
>>218407734kek
>>218419948This is a poorly written fantasy vision of the real world, do not disturb this anon for he is beyond help.
>>218407715They spent 10 years learning how to steam that plain white rice
>>218407669>in Japan we have a mindset of gratitude and respect for the chef and for the craftsman
>>218407669This guy doesn't even know that Sushi was considered Japanese "street food" only a few hundred years ago. Japanese Workers would quickly grab pieces with their fingers from their stalls and eat them quickly during breaks from work. That's why it's shaped and cut into bite sized pieces. Sushi only became "exotic expensive food" when they exported it to America. They wanted to sell it to Americans and Westerners. So they rebranded it.
>>218420092And they bought it!
>>218410518That's not a remotely accurate simile, and you're a fucking retard for thinking it is, so your opinion can be completely discarded.
>>218410518>non-food analogy
>>218407669Japanese men sold their women to Americans on purpose after WW2. Who gives a fuck how someone eats their fish rice shit. They are a conquered people and should act like it.
>>218413970He's right though, most companies in Japan still use fax machines over emails, the japs really don't like to change an adapt to new innovations
>>218407669>but in Japani dont fucking care hahaha fuck you
>>218407669Japs confuse respect with fear of offending because everyone knows their craft is bullshit
>>218415393>He doesn't learn Hindi
>>218420205Yeah no shit they bought it, Americans will buy literally anything if you wrap it in “ancient tradition” and a minimalist font. Slap a couple kanji on the wall, whisper about a 200 year old onions sauce barrel, now it’s $300 per head for fish and rice. It’s not even about the food at that point, it’s about vibes. Same reason people line up for “artisanal” toast. You market street grub as a spiritual experience and consoomers eat it up (pun intended).
>>218407669The respect for the chef is buying their food in the first place. Japan is filled with children pretending to be adults. Throwing a fit or trying to lecture people about how to properly eat food is a sign of severe childish autism.
>>218407669If they value cooking so much why haven't they moved beyond hot pot soup shit and absurdly fatty meat?Oh and fish on rice of course.
>>218420472oh I know, I was just being a dick for no reason and have a brother that yaps about racing non-stop so I took it out on an innocent anon, may moot forgive me.
gaijins are so fucking annoying
>>218421964yeah what are you gonna do about it? bow? lmao
>>218407669it'll be tragic when indians erase all this culture and they find themselves forbidden to discuss it
westoids are really unable to understand sushi is much cheaper in japan in generalthey see some $300 sushi somewhere and get offended while most of japs just don't want to intract with them as much as possiblealmost every single gaijin is mentaly ill
>>218407669reminder that sushi is overhyped trash and was originally a big mac for dock workers
>>218422101well i'm probably gonna keep making fun of you guys, thanks
>>218422184You arent a jap and responded to this thread because no one cares what you do
>>218420282he didnt use the word "like" or "as" so it would be a metaphor or an analogy not a simile
>>218408236Yes but it's still disrespectful. It's like how Ferrari refused to sell to John Carmack after they found out he was having their cars they sold to him turboed.
>>218420092Isn't ALL Asian food in bite size pieces because the slanty eyed cunts don't know how to use a knife and fork?
>>218417077>The egg thing is always mid as fuckthats why it takes 10 years to learn to make
>>218411293I have more respect for a chef at a sushi restaurant than the jeet working at a 7-11, but I'm not pretentious enough to think either is an "artist" worth yelling in public about.
