Hi I made food what movie can I watch?
>>218415785btw im trans not sure if that matters
>>218415785let fate decidehttps://www.movierankings.net/random
>>218415785How did you make that? Like what equipment did you use?
>>218415785Pasta is boring enough even with a sauce. At least add some fucking butter or something to that.
>spaghettiHow about a Spaghetti Western?
>>218415814I added butter and oil but you can't see it because I mixed it in well>>218415809I used a big pot and water and fire to cook the pasta and then I used a smaller pot to heat the sauce and then I used the big pot to add pasta water to the sauce and then I strained the pasta and then I used the the big pot and a spoon to mix in butter and oil and then I added it to a plate
>pouring sauce then pasta and not mixing
Looks like an undercooked, underseasoned, totally disgusting "meal." I hope you gain the courage to kill yourself after consuming this.
>>218415816That's pasagaleti
>>218415785I love penne, perfect chew. You can watch Apostle.
>>218415785high and low
>>218415785You gotta give something to go off of OP
>>218415785>no sauce on noodles>sauce caked around bowldid you use a dirty fucking bowl for your food?
>>218415785The Sting (1973)
>>218415969I tried to do the thing where you kind of lift up the thing your pouring with to make it look fancy but it just made it go everywhere
>>218415996mf, who are you making it fancy for? you're eating by yourself in front of a computer screen. i know guys with WAY LESS sad lives that have killed themselves for less. fuck "fancy". just make a good sauce and ladle it onto the noodles, you goofy fuck. watch Outlaw Josey Wales, btw
>>218415785>bland colorless pastawatch paint dry
Sometimes I like to make pasta in salted water and eat it with cheese, no sauce or anything.Seven get.
>>218416051>Sometimes I like to make pasta in salted water and eat it with cheeseit's called buttered noodles. it's a smash it among autistic 6 year olds the world over
>>218416020It wasn't about making the product fancy, but making the process fancy
>>218416072macaroni and cheesebros.... not like this...
>>218415892Great movie but doesn't really get the appetite going.
>>218416020For teevee obviously
>>218415785
>>218416114This guy looks exactly like someone who would do that.
>>218416114now i'm craving for pasta with lots of sauce and cheese
>>218416072>butteredNo I don't use butter and it's not noodles it's pasta
>>218415870>underseasonedway to out yourself trayvon
>>218416196Kill yourself faggot scum
>>218416196I thought pajeets like you would be well-acquainted with "underseasoning"
hehehe penne
>>218416114kek. My brother came over for dinner one day when I had made fresh pasta and an all day bolognese; he dump half a jar of Kraft parm over his plate. I was not pleased.
>>218415785You can watch imma fucking bitch who should be on /ck/
>>218416361Why do you even own a jar of that shit? You've brought this upon yourself
>>218415785Watch Jailhouse Cock
>>218415785If something doesn't have some kind of meat on or in it, it doesn't qualify as a "meal".What you have there is a snack at best.
>>218416382All they talk about is arch product
>>218416421how do you know that the brother didnt simply bring his own parmesean
>>218416594yeah its a product.
>>218416606We both know that isn't the case, don't be ridiculous
>>218415843+pepper? Next try to do potato and yam. Less washing up and good for gut microbiome.
>>218416642"GIVE ME YAM!!"
Penne is probably the best shape, but eating all the time gets boring. One day I bought a pack of pasta that had different shapes. I discovered how exciting new shapes can be.
Females. *spits*This thread reeks of unwashed yaoi-hunting muff.
>>218416625im just saying its possible!!
>>218416698every shape gives the dish a different texture and flavor. My favorite are shells.
>>218415785Wolf Hall Season 2
>>218416698rotini is the best pasta
>>218416114>tfw you will never be as happy as this pigger
>>218419508We have shitty movies and it's our only vice
>>218419520I stopped enjoying movies and shows many years ago.
>>218416114Why did nobody tell this tard that the parmesan is essentially a garnish cheese.
>>218416698>>218419459>>218417803Fusilli is the best.One thing with shells though, if you are creating a strong dish and/or one with lots of meat, especially if the sauce is think, the shells can pack the sauce mix inside them and they turn into like little mouthful bites of the dish.Fusilli is especially good for sauces that are not too thick as the sauce gets in all the gaps.i use it for pesto dishes mainly. Bolognese I just use spaghetti.
Fuck no
>>218415785did you put the cooked noodles on top of the sauce? wtf is going on
>>218416114>How could you tell I was a Britis-
>>218416698Penne is good, but ravioli is superior in every way
>>218415785hey that's my thread on your computer, cool
ETA 20 minutes on 2 goyslop burgers and I'm going to watch Uncut Gems.
>>218421472I had some gourmet Spinach and ricott ravioli the other day, shit was so cash
>>218415785you call that food?
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