The breakfast that broke /tv/
Can't believe you white monsters eat like this
QRD? Just looks like a couple pork chops. Which I eat for breakfast quite often. I usually add paprika for color.
>>218416564wrong
>>218417118that's lunch
is there anything more existentially horrifying than being a person who's autistic about food? You are a slave to your derangement
>>218417839no its not, johnny cash says beans for breakfast
>The breakfast that broke /tv/
>>218417899
>>218417863well he's dead now
>>218417921being dead doesn't make you wrong
>>218417921hes in the ground, beans grow from the ground, im now part johnny cash since he lives in beans (for breakfast)
>>218417859This is too based. It shouldn't be allowed
>>218417927people who get capitally punished which result in their death are definitely in the wrong
>>218417118>DIS NIGGA EATIN BEANS
>>218417912would pork the fuck out of quirk chungus.would smother those tiddies with maple syrup and lick them dry
>>218417981johnny cash was not executed for crimes
>>218417972
>>218418000
>>218417947she's gorgeous, name?
>>218417912she has nudes
>>218418019lol, no. she's a nice wholesome girl.>>218418000AI?
>>218417899This man keeps shit simple. I'd eat there.
>>218417899how does he get out?
>>218418028A fan of Sausage Party?
>>218418089Like pigs at a trough
>>218417880>plates, cutlery and manufactured foodJackson is a hack
>>218418084I want a fuck doll made of these cakes.
>>218418102he doesnt
>>218418050This is amusingly one of the least grotesque webms in this thread.
>>218418129how would that work
does anyone remember the guy who posted insane videos on youtube where his house was a complete trash pile and he cooked toilet steak
>>218417118bread like that you'd want to soak in the strew
>>218418122they had sausages in medieval times
>>218418161>>218418166Truly horrifying the way some people treat food and how they cook it.
>>218418166
>>218418166Here you go
>>218418143I would like to find out.
>>218418227oh thank you, i'm even subscribed to that guy
>>218418271
>>218418089serve it in mixing bowls or get a big platter or something jesus christ
>>218418166The person in this webm needs to try boiling the meat in seasoned milk instead.
>>218418298https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpwshe's not too bright
Does anyone have any clips of this or the whole episode?The woman couldn't eat anything but "cheesey potatoes" - pan fried potatoes with cheese melted on themTrying to eat fruit and vegetables would make her nauseous
>>218418254Please tell me these are only distributed in India. I really don't want to risk tasting dirty, sweaty, jeet feet grease next time I have an ice cream cone.
>>218418102He has to sell all the eggs or destroy them by crawling out
>>218418131how does he get more eggs
>>218418050>tongue at the endAt first I was disgusted. Then horny
>>218417938You owe me one webm of the employee skating straight into the car and spilling shit everywhere
Why is this board so fixated on the most random topics
>>218418449
>>218417912>when I whip it out
>>218418337if that's a brussel sprout then i agree with her, they are horrid
>>218417912
>>218418509
>>218417909>eggs cooked in engine oil
>>218417912The absolutely seething chestlet in the background gets me every time
>>218418386lord provideth
>>218416564I recognize that from the white kino tv show. They got so mad that we were finally happy that they wish the series never existed.
>>218418509>>218418522judgemental whore, begone
>>218418337It's from >Freaky Eaters S02E02 - Addicted to Cheesy Potatoes
>>218417118Love me some beans n potatoes sloppa
>>218416818white hands typed this
>>218417901Im surprised she didnt eat the kids food while preparing it
>>218418509>>218418522Living with her must be fulfilling life
>>218417947Remember when 4chan got obssessed with her for like 4 months straight? Good ol times
>>218418609It was just 1 guy (from India)
>>218417854Actually suffering in a tangible way. For instance, not just worrying about seasonings, but having a cannibal apply seasonings to you just before he cooks you up. That’s way worse.
>>218417947She's going to shit all that out and it will be real stinky
>>218418529
>>218418554It's more cringe than seething
>>218418672>>218417909>*breaks the yolk with his poopy finger*Nothin personnel sir
>>218418076Dam she's hot
>>218418339
>>218418056>pay 1k just to eat like an indian
>>218418629At least I don’t have to deal with someone who has shit taste
what a bastardwe should boycott his films until he repents for wasting food
>>218418604YOU JUST KNOW
>>218418339That's Pakistan, though.
>>218416878>QRDit's from Dunk & Egg, you silly goose! a show made for white GOT fans just about good wholesome everyday life instead of lesbians, blacks, and wokeness (House of The Dragon)
>>218418339not currently, but it's coming to a store near you!
>>218418740kek
>>218417118the best eating scene in all of cinema history
>>218418621reddit power fantasies are so pathetic
>>218418772seriously though, what the fuck is his problem?
>>218417839thats famine
>>218416564
>>218418339They would never sell in the West, at least under their current brand name. It's really strange how much foreigners admire the guy that killed 5 million white christians. If you see pro-Hitler comments online there is a 99% chance it's coming from a south asian or a latinx.
>>218418019source?
>>218417118>ayo…
>>218417901the thing that gets me about this is the way she tosses the plate at the start. like just the act of putting a plate down is a day at the office for this fucking creature. this whole attitude of "sigh back to the grind, lets knuckle up and do this" and its just fucking putting a plate down. There is an evolutionary purpose to hating fat people. they're detrimental to the tribe.
>>218418337>boiled brussel sprout, no salt, pepper, or anything elseI get that it's a TV show and that they need to manufacture content but literally nobody likes boiled/steamed vegetables. Should've tried roasting them.
>>218418270Is he dead yet?
>>218417118>the slight hunger shakes when he covers the bread in beansi feel this scene in my soul
>>218419051shockingly, no
>>218418019iirc they are ghastly
>>218417859Literally lol’ing.
>>218419052so did he, ate nothing the day before the scene so he's not acting there
>>218419056Right arm status?
>>218417859me in the back
>>218418105she's german, retard
>>218419030This reminds me of the absolute slop they used to feed me in Public School: hotdogs, extremely watered down Coolaid, chips and pop, freezies and so on as actual meals. Wtf were they thinking that growing children were supposed to be fed plates of sugar as food.
>>218418254I have a pack of ibuprofen in the cupboard that says made in india and I wonder how similar the manufacturing conditions were to this
>>218418326>>218418317>>218418148>>218418133>>218418105>Filenames reveal gay obsession with AmericaWhat kinda cuck does this shit?
>>218417118i;m thinking bout thos beans
>>218419201I'd say there's about 30-50% chance some indian touched it with his foot and he's been walking through excrement barefoot all his life.
>>218418849I can hear this webm
>>218418882wow
>>218416564Bacon? Qrd
>>218418986woah mama
>>218419180My highschool in the 90's would sell packets of chips, cream donuts and jam dounts. Oh and ice cream.
food threads are the best /tv/ threads
>>218418102You don't leave work before it's all sold out. Asian working ethics
>>218419298slim 'cado jumpscare
>>218418986Get this man a Bro!
>>218418339Various cookies and crackers sold at Dollar Tree here in America are made in India. My mom bought some. When I read the packaging I was mortified.
>>218418672>how he expertly herds back that fleeing abomination before it can return to the corrupt abysses
>>218419208americans piss and shit themselves when the banter is aimed at them kek
>>218417901this is child abuse
>>218419030You can see the labored breathing too
>>218418672just a little bit of used 5w30 to add a little bit of flavor, it mixes well with the poopy fingers
>>218419056was it like 2 years ago or so that he was on deaths door and then just somehow didn't die
>>218418317Absolutely disgusting
>>218418761What did he expect?
>>218418986
>>218417118Looks delicious, he really sells it.>>218416878It is haram
>>218418621This because of >>218418660
>>218419208thirdies spend their entire lives obsessing about us.
>>218417912I just looked her up and she's not even fat, wtf.
>>218418849oh, that's gore of my comfort character.
>>218417880do sausages keep that long? I don't remember what they are eating at that point in the book
>>218417947no girl has ever looked at me like that.
>>218418609there were a ton more funny looking people webms, wish I'd saved them, I only remember the jacked old lesbian
>>218417947i want the elon edit
>>218417987that food looks good though
>>218417118I recently watched all of the Terence Hill & Bud Spencer movies and I gotta say most of them were not very good. The Trinity movies were alright, Watch Out, We're Mad was great and rest of them weren't very memorable... Now, I do have to recommend Bud Spencer solo stuff, especially the "Flatfoot" movies (Piedone lo sbirro and sequels)Those were excellent
>>218418046that creatura should be executed
>>218419208/ck/ is a cultural battleground, the webm threads are among the worst on this website what with the constant jackposting
>>218418849
>>218418140Is this that Heated Rivalry show everyone's talking about?
>>218420124they’re cult classics, they’ve always been kinda schlocky
>>218420155schlocky, sure. few of them were almost unwatchable in my opinion, like the one where they are in an airplane for most of the movie
>>218418031Unbelievably not AI just lucky
>>218418807>"Fries? Where we're going we won't need fries"
>>218418028Last Tango in Paris?
>>218417118AAAAAYYY YOOOOOOTHIS NIGGA HERE EATIN- B E A N S
>>218418986yo wtf with the tits
>>218417859The pig’s face is one of the most delicious parts. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone just bite into a nose like that before, and it’s usually presented so you don’t see you’re actually eating a face, but it’s legit delicious. I’ll destroy some guanciale.
>>218418326>>218418317I hate this faggot so much>>218418337Couldn’t they have started by serving her vegetables with cheese to ease her into the new diet?
>>218417118I always hate when they depict hungry people eating like this. I don't care how hungry you are, it hurts taking massive gulps like that,
>>218418056>here you fat fuck, have some more pudding on your hands. >that'll be $1,250, plus tip
>>218419208>mass replying reveals fragile amerishart>>218419847>United Sharts>not a third worldlol lmao even
>>218418554>>218418572>>218418697> It's more cringe than seethingThis. Chick is acting like a straight up retard. It’s stupid in the video but it’s 20x worse when you actually see this shit filmed in real life and you can see all the setup and before and after. Influencers are the worst.
>>218418386from the egg fortress resupply store
>>218418772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM8lIamjfaE
>>218416564looks like a delicious white man's breakfast to melet me guess (((they))) want to shit in it
>jeet street cuisine and food gore threadWait a minut...this isnt television.
>>218418204I'd eat that
>>218417118It's not just how ravenously he's eating, it's how everyone else is looking at him with a combination of concern and disgust.
>>218417901I’m frankly amazed the kid seems white.
Luv me some beans on toasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5fVq3esER4
>>218417899It's weird how normal this is compared to most Indian streetfood vids. no cross contamination, doesn't do anything elaborate that isn't strictly needed to cook it. If he regularly washed his hands and kept his implements clean, you probably wouldn't even get the shits from it.It's only the egg fortress and him looking ultra sweaty that make it especially weird.
>>218417909This one has to be a joke. I refuse to believe people would willingly eat that.
>>218417938Sonic carhops actually get paid more if they use skates.
>>218418084I love these things so much. They're so light and hit my sweetspot of not sweet.
>>218418317I always laugh when he pours the boiling oil straight down the sink.
>>218418254Why are they always barefoot and sweaty and squatting on the floor?
>>218420263>I always hate when they depict hungry people eating like this. I don't care how hungry you are, it hurts taking massive gulps like that,The man is absolutely famished, the risk of indigestion couldn't be further from his mind.
>>218418317The chicken isn't even fully cooked man fuck you can still see pink
>>218419030I like how you made this about fat people for some reason
>>218420589Not my problem.
>>218420514
>>218418204looks good. whats the green gravy?
>>218420795Sheep vomit.
>>218418204Fucking looks good>>218418219l-lewd!
>>218417938bros...I'm in love....
>>218418572if she wasnt in the video you same asshats would be bitching about the bitch doing the silly happy dance for pancakes
Any good movie abouts cooking
>>218420795A parsley sauce called liquor
>>218419007uh, don't forget how he singlehandedly killed half of all jews and yet their numbers remained the same. you magical kikes and your compulsive lies. lol.
>>218420718Isn't even indigestion, try eating fast with huge gulps, it actively hurts to swallow like that.
>>218417859A coworker of mine was mad he didn't get the pig's head when he had one butchered recently. He apparently had lots of uses for it. I've also heard face bacon is really good too.
>>218420854You're just a pansy.
>>218420853This actually looks really good for jeet food
>>218420853I won't lie, if done in a clean way, that would actually be pretty cool. A frozen fruit salad doner kebab.
>>218418572Whore apologist begone
>>218418772no wonder he's marrying a billionaire
>>218418050straight duckin it
>>218420854He's eating soft beans in sauce and fresh white bread and, even in his haste, he's chewing.
>>218420040>underestimating elvish sausagesshame on you sir
>>218418317>oil down the sink
>>218418089I wouldn't mind that if I was just eating it by myself without anyone looking at me. Like my own personal slopfest.
>>218420040Could be cured sausages or could have packed some cured sausage casing and spices (lasts months and doesn't take up much space) and filled them with whatever they hunted.
>>218419634He's had like half a dozen strokes.
>>218418270I had that exact model of omlette maker before I moved
>>218418986not gonna lie
>>218420233should've started with cauliflower cheese.
>>218418986village milk truk
The milk that killed carton users.
>>218417899what was his plan here?
>>218420263You've clearly never been actually starving or dehydrated. When you haven't eaten in a while, you literally stuff your face as quickly as possible.
>>218420432And the fact that he could not give less of a fuck about their opinions. Kino.
>>218418161Great way to have incredibly dry, tasteless beef
>>218417901Do Americans really?
>>218419262>no LGBT+ shit>no blm>no feminism pray>just two guys enjoying a sandwich
>>218418143Like warm apple pie.
>>218417118Imagine the braps
>>218421122>OH N-
>>218418176I'm in love.
>>218418317why would anyone do this?
>>218420230also beef cheek meat is one of the most coveted in the industry truly idk what is supposed to be wrong with that webm. Maybe if they chopped it up, deep fried it in palm oil and then added microplastics to it americans would like it more.
>>218421122what is this from?
>>218421122Lmaooo
>>218421487The context makes it even better; that's the inventor of the Tetrapak showing how easy it is to open them.
>>218417947i HATE women
>>218417118Ugh, before they used stunt actors and ingesting coordinators on set.
>>218417947You know this is performative on her part because she never looks at the camera, literally not one time and if this was a real genuinely candid moment she would at least glance at it to acknowledge that its there, but since this is a performance she pretends not to see it.
>>218420986do the elves even eat meat in tolkien?>>218421050I didn't even think that was a thing, do the sausages keep for a while if you just put them in the pre-cured casing or do you still have to give them a quick smoke? I've been intrigued in smoking meat before but I live in a tiny apartment with 0 nature access so I know nothing about it
>>218417938My mom did this job when she was a teenager, I bet she misses it.
>>218421822she looks at the camera at the end you autistic shit
>>218420040This was 4-6 days out of rivendel
>>218417859Kek based HDMI puller>>218420230>>218420863>The pig’s face is one of the most delicious partsIt is. Ears, tongue, nose, the flesh just melts in your mouth.
>>218418064BLEGH
>>218418597I'm surprised she didn't eat the kid with all the plastics in that video.>>218419030I think the whole thing is in the breathing. She's dying already, even walking is painful. Also if that's her daugther bf I wonder what she eats.
>>218418522god imagine. just getting to shittalk about others with your gf who hates everything but you
>>218419356This is false by the way.They re-use the packaging because they're dirty disgusting creatures.The actual Danish Butter Cookies are made in Denmark with all the standards expected of a 1st world country.
>>218418176Pizza looks disgusting, girl looks delicious
>>218416564>No webmBy the Seven you filthy animal ways shan't prevail!
>>218418011dirtygardengirl
>>218419095I hope he got it in one take, otherwise he'd have to wait two days
>>218422599Explain the meme. It looks fine.
>>218418011Reminds me of Monica Baccharin.
>>218422659
>>218421955The casing will last for ages, once filled it will only last as long as the filling does (you can smoke or cure the filling for it to last), possibly slightly longer because of the smoked casing but not by a notable amount.Sausages are an effective way of using meat scraps and offal but likely the hobbits are just making sausages because they like them and find a tasty meal important.
>>218418105
>>218418204Do AMERICANS really?
>>218417859>that bottle lickAbsolute savage.
>>218422826Not really as it's a British dish.
>>218422599do hwite peepo really?
>>218420853The jugaad on this one is off the charts
>>218417859i cant help but admire that man's passion and zest for life
>>218417118Fuck. Now I'm hungry.
>>218417909Why does he add poop to the already disgusting egg?
>>218418084I love how these look, but every time I've been close enough to smell one I immediately lose my appetite because they just smell like eggs.
>>218417118The dude actually starved himself for days before this shoot
>>218418986would
>>218417899Based. When I first saw this video years ago I started making egg sandwiches like this.
>>218418064kek
>>218423511snyder is such a hack
>>218423511>cgi eggs
>>218423511Kek
>>218420589Sinks deserve some treats every now and then
>>218418059as cringy as it is, that nigga makes money shuckin n jivin.
>>218417899I've always wondered what pink shirt in the foreground is eating
>>218418218>cooking the meat, onions, and peppers separately why
>>218423698deviled eggs or something maybe perhaps I don't know
>>218418931he's a neurotic narcissistic rat
>>218418807The Rotisserie Configuration
>>218421822hot women can maintain long eye contact for their own benefit
>>218417998He was executed for playing Genghis Khan
>>218418089What the dog doin
>>218417859Not much better in life than pissing off your woman.
>>218418195Oh yeah well what about plates and cutlery?
>>218418821That's a fairly small amount of mountain dew for an average sized person i'd say, eh?
>>218419030I thought the same thing but also this is for her kids, her literal offspring. Those kids are so fucked.
>>218424172the plate is carved from wood and they can forge fucking swords and armor why wouldn't they make forks and knives, too
>>218424263Forks and knives weren't invented yet.
>>218424283a sword is just a big knife
>>218417118Seeing this scene for the first time inspired me to make some charro beans and soda bread. Fucking delicious, but a lot of effort.
>>218419208What kind of culture produces these abominations?
>>218418597She did, a slice of donut is missing.
No Jack?
>>218424358I eat microwave oven burgers like this when I'm piss ass drunk. Ketchup and whatever meat there's in the fridge and maybe heat it for like ten seconds. It's cold and dry and flavorless. I wouldn't put it on the internet for everyone to see.
>>218418339They are doing the jobs Americans won't so you need to let them all in indefinitely.
>>218418719Caca cola
>>218420633they cant afford shoes, air conditioning, or chairs
>>218418089>didnt layer the foil rightgod i fucking hate lazy cunts like this
>>218418204using the mash as a dam is genius
>>218419724Well done.
>>218423511good lord look at those breasts
>>218425027Third world subhuman hereIt's exploitation, and the product is always sold at x1500 the "factory" price.A whole day's work probably net them like $27 and each worker took back home $2 and the owner got the rest.I used to work in a readymade garments factory "sweatshop" desu, and the monthly salary was $60 that was around 16 years ago, we made pants for ZARA - DG and similar fast fashion goythreads.We didn't have paid or sick leave, you had to beg the supervisor and if you didn't ask for permission they'd cut 50% of your salary.It's hell in here.
>>218420768>for some reasonkek
>>218417901That's horrifying, poor kid
>>218419208lmao stfu
>>218421122That's funnier than I expected
>>218425161I kno anon was just a joke one day i hope we'll have global prices for shit instead of local to help with exploitive pricing gl out there
>>218418317I'm fairly unapologetic about eating meat but for some reason tiktok attentionwhore stunt-cooking videos like these always make me think, just for a moment, how fucked up it is that a chicken died just for this bullshit.
