Who would you hit on if they were your co-workers.
>>218417278I’d be on decently friendly terms with Karen. I’d be too intimidated by Pam and her big-ass titties to talk to her
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
>>218417278Karen was hotter and smarter.
>>218417278Phyllis
>>218417278I wouldn't say a single non-job related word to them. I wouldn't listen to what they have to say, because they are women.
Stanley and Toby were the only people in that office I’d be able to tolerate for any amount of time
>>218417278Jim was a fag, I would’ve 100% slept with Cathy and not felt even a little bad about it.Apparently only Stanley, of all people, knew how to have a good time.
>>218417278Are they my co-workers now or are they my co-workers in the pre-MeToo time the show was set in?>nowNeither>back thenThe one on the left. The one on the right is proven to be unfaithful.
>>218417364It’s weird how no one talks about how Pam was unfaithful to Roy
>>218417371She gets a pass for some reason because the fanbase has decided she was in an abusive relationship or something even though at worst Roy was just sometimes unaffectionate or inattentive
>>218417371If you treat your girl like shit, you deserve to get cheated on
jan
>>218417278Neither.>Mutt>Engaged woman
>>218417333based on so many levels I kneel
>>218417643Chick I worked with a year ago was engaged. But there was a lanky Chad in the obvious who was clearly her, uh, “work husband.” Started to feel bad for whoever the poor bastard fiance was
>>218417698Office*
i wouldnt hit on either because women intimidate me and im a virgin
>>218417352classic nigger
both
>>218417278karen is so fucking hot
>>218417278Neither. I don’t shit where I eat. I learnt that years ago, for a woman way more attractive than either. The juice isn’t worth the HR complaint.
>>218418825>The juice isn’t worth the HR complaint.It's doable. Office chads fuck all the hoes in offices all across the country
>>218417371I think they realised Roy got a raw deal considering they didn't make the character an outright dick like Lee in the UK version so they ended up giving him a happy ending in the last season where he finds wealth and a hot wife that loves him so win-win.
You only fuck coworkers if you're retarded.
>>218418868well I'm in luck
>>218417278Pam because the one on the left looks way too sexually confident for me and I would feel humiliated trying to flirt with her.
>>218417278Amy Adams
I'm currently hitting on a girl I work withI'm married and her boyfriend works there tooI don't give a fuck
>>218417278Karen easy
>>218417643What kind of mutt even is Karen?
>>218418868Like most things, doesn't work on incelsIs whatever for everyone else
>>218419740Common american i think>a little negro>a little latino>vaguely 'white' probably midwest irish
>>218418860If you’re so sure you’re the office chad then go ahead. No one’s stopping you.
>>218417318shut the fuck up you unoriginal parrot
>>218417278Karen. She’s hotter, was cooler, and will age better.
>>218417278the nepo baby
the half black one. which is rare for me
>>218417278Pam since she's hotter
>>218417278Probably the one on the left, but realistically I’d be “the weird quiet guy” and would go through a humiliation ritual every time I clock in like every job I’ve had so far
>>218417327Pam is hot, and also probably spent most of her High School years not being pursued by boys and compensates by being a whore.
>>218417318>I wouldn't say a single word to themSame, but only because I don't speak to the women at my job
>>218417278Karen's pants are so hot.
>>218417278Pam of course
>>218420621>Pam is hotThey specifically wanted the actess to come across as Plan Jane who's still cool and admirable
>>218417318Why would you listen to women?
>>218417278Pam is more attractive, but I bet she thinks blowjobs are icky. Karen probably loves being choked and would suck your dick in the back of an Uber.
>>218419703Foolproof plan, i like it
>>218419703This is how you end up on Dateline FYI
>>218417278Factors to consider:>Pam taller>Pam better tits and better feet>Pam white>Pam generally better personality>Karen better face, ass>Karen marginally more successful, not a lowly receptionist>Karen/rashida jones with the nepo baby sheen
>>218417318I wouldn't say a single word to them. I wouldn't listen to what they have to say, and I would just wait until they fuck off and do their fucking jobs.
>>218419755>is whatever for everyone elseI wonder if CEO of Warner Bros was an incel then, because JJ Abrams' wife is the reason why the entire company went downhill.
>>218417278Brown girls make me really hard for some reason.
>>218422552Factors to consider>>coworkers are just blurry smears>I vaguely recognise some of their voices sometimes when they talk to me>the higher pitched voiced smears are much more annoying>the moment I step out of work they stop existing
>>218419740No one knows. Her father was probably g.i.
>>218417278>hit on Karen>if she turns you down, move on to Pamsimple
>>218417278Jim. Right in his big fucking nose
I liked The Office originally because it tickled some part of me who'd love to work at an office at a time hefore internet and smartphones really took over. You know, the kind of weird nostalgia-like feels you sometimes feel towards something you've never actually experienced.Pam also reminded me of a girl I was kinda into for a very long time.I tried to rewatch the show recently and somehow I just can't stand it anymore. I think I'm seeing everything more clearly now... like, it would be absolutely horrible to work with Jim and Pam. Constant bullying, constantly them being the center of everything. The types of people who wouldn't even talk to you.
>>218418332Stanley is an honorary white
>>218417333She was a big time whore
>>218418332Stanley is based as fuck and never once snitched about this moment to anyone, a genuine bro.Also don't pretend you wouldn't have fucked Cathy if she came onto you like she did Jim, fag.
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>>218417352was the Cathy hotel scene filmed in a voyeuristic way? I'm pretty sure the camera crew was just standing there in sight. Kind of hard to cheat like that. Not sure what Cathy was doing in that context. Trying to become viral as a homewrecker, and spin that into a D-list celebrity reality TV show career maybe.
>>218425777It's filmed from outside their room windows, and he doesn't look at the cameras so I assume the intention were for them to not be known to be watching.The cameras do enter the room at one point, but they were the ones following Dwight in another part of the hotel and enter through the door after he gets called by Jim.
>>218417278This fucking goober, with his comical ears and mouth like dickwasher, someone looked at him and thought 'Yup, this is our tacticool glownigger'.What a fucking travesty.
>>218417278didn't John fuck them both IRL? I know he dated Rashida, I also heard he fucked Jenna when they were filming the early seasons. why did Jenna get alpha widowed so hard by John K? must have got quite the digging out.
>>218425845He gaped the fuck out of her early on. Clearly she’s never gotten over it.
Imagine
>>218425885He gaped her?
Karen is friendly enough and not constantly sarcastic and also professional at work. I also occasionally get jungle fever
>>2184259544cm Jerry!!
I'd try to be bros with the warehouse workers if I worked in the office
For me it would be Mindy.I’ve had a fetish for Indian women since my first Indian girlfriend in college. They have the best pussies and I love a dark petite indian woman with a decent fact.
>>218417278None of them it's so fucking hard to find a normal comfy office job now I wouldn't risk it for some boring whore
>>218425840I totally forgot he was in 13 hours in benghazi even though I've seen it 2 or 3 times. he's one of those guys whose faces just blend in to the NPC background noise unless he's clearly the MC
>give your auntie a foot rub anon WAT DO
>>218417278Angela>short>perky tits>repressed stern demeanor that dissolves when her pussy gets wetDwight was a dumbass for marrying her over Esther though
>>218426029wouldn't work out, they would never see you as one of themthey have an inferiority and superiority complex simultaneously towards the office staff
>>218419703You are based and should keep doing it
>>218426048for me it would be Erin. high enough IQ to not be a complete girlfailure, low enough that we would never argue about anything. >let's get drunk tonight and watch a kino>sounds great! what's a "kino"?also she was highly fuckable. when I was a kid there was a girl on my same block that looked like her. someone broke into her house one night and raped her while her parents slept in the next room.
>>218426091Nah, I worked in a pest control office and I went to the bar with the technicians all the time. It's good in the workplace for the blue and white collar people to get along, they both rely on each other. If I was on their good side and I needed something expedited they'd probably help me out if I was their bro and vice versa
>>218426176Basado
>>218426204holy pit game
>>218426176She was quite sexy
>>218417278The White woman.
>>218426176“I’m going to make it so dry for you.”
>>218426176>scissor me!
>>218417348I'd hang around with Brian, Gavin and Dwight
>>218417278>hitting on coworkersa world of pain, larry
>>218419703Chicks love married guys
>>218417278Karen was balding by the end of her tenure, and I felt it was dishonest to say she was Italian instead of black. Pan is the patricians choice but I suppose Rashida has all that Percy Jones money.
Meredith>fucks like a turbo jet>knows how to party>no uterus>kids are already awol
>>218417278Karen is objectively hotter. This isn't even up for debate. And even beyond that, she has a better personality than p*mThat said, Jim was a retard so his choice makes sense in the context of the story.
>>218425954The whole hallway stank of ass.
>>218422286that only worked because of the outfits they picked for the cast imo
I would've been the invisible IT guy everyone hates because I only appear when there is a problem.
>>218418860office chads get fired as well for it sometimes, it's only worth it if you're chasing the thrill of it.
>>218417278Nobody because I'm too much of a niggerfaggot for everyone's delicate Aryan tastes.
>>218419703I love when this shit happens at the office, it's always so obvious and makes for a nice break in the monotony
>>218417278i would get into a co-dependent relationship with meredith and domestic violence her
Angela, I like how short she is.
>>218417724In the obvious kind of works dude lmao
>>218425140none of the people in the office would be pleasant to work with, Toby had the right idea in keeping to the annex and silently pining for the receptionist. Was the hot woman he met at the gym in that one episode an escort he hired?
>>218425697cathy is a crazy bitch, i've seen enough friends get burned by people like her to be that retarded. It's only worth the risk if you have 0 other options, I wouldn't have even answered the door.
