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>>218417684Yeah … we’re not coming out the backside of something like that …
>>218417787Dumb bitch, we would totally survive an impact against Mars, we would just plow right through it. Want a source? Me im the fucking source. Go ahead and try to justify yourself with science and math, but in the end Im just goinf to be right, ok? Earth is #1
>>218418201I like you, kid. You got moxie. You work for me now.
>>218417684>This is how le heckin' moon was formed and it's definitely not a hollowed out space station! It's just a coincidence that it regulates tidal forces and is perfectly positioned to create total solar eclipses! Stop questioning science, chuds!!!
>>218417684Space is ugly
>>218419565Space is scary
>>218419592I'm not scared of a floating testicle
>>218419545>It's just a coincidence that it regulates tidal forcesWell, no, whatever or wherever a large satellite would be, it would regulate tidal forces because tidal forces are literally based on the gravity of satellites.>is perfectly positioned to create total solar eclipsesSee that part is spoopy.
>>218419631Is it? The same pressures that are exerted on the earth are exerted on the moon. On its journey around the earth when it is innermost to the sun, it's under pull towards the sun. I find it sillier that it doesn't happen more often, but I don't know anything about space so I put it down to witchcraft.
>>218419545Total Solar Eclipses look like a giant eye looking down at us from space.
>>218419656Just the fact that it's 400 times smaller than the sun but is 400 times closer to earth is an indication that it was placed there deliberately. This is much more statistically likely than happenstance.
>>218419710>10-15 kmThat could be really small, or really big, but because they arent in freedom units I just truly do not care
>>218419710That's cause God made the universe in seven literal actual days. There is zero reason to believe otherwise unless you want some reddit faggot basedscientist feeding you popsciencesoyslop with one fork of his tongue while the other omits data and literal just makes up fake numbers and shit to make his models "work"
>>218419822Question.Since God created everything that we recognize as the planet itself as opposed to the things on the planet on the second day, how was there a day before it, considering days are measured in the rotation of the earth?
>>218419822>butmuh desert demonHave another circumcision.
>>218419935God will exist long after you're gone.
>>218419857Does time stop when you go into your basement and not come out of it for six months?
>>218417684Lol
>>218420052>invent a unit of time based on the rotation of a planet around its axis>then invent said planetnice logic christcucks
>>218419710>is an indication that it was placed there deliberately.not really
>>218420594damn you guys really are that stupid
>>218417787I'll skullfuck you so hard I'll be coming out of your backside, boy
>>218420037Sure, but not yours.
>>218420599Go back
>>218419857Can there not be a day on Mars?A day would have to be defined in the context of space
>>218417684>>218417787What if we all got on the same side of the planet and jumped?
>>218420658cope
>>218417684Space is fake and gay.
Will a man ever land on Uranus?
>>218421076Liveleak: IN SPACE
>>218420676It would be gay
Do NOT look up the poles of Saturn.
>>218421290kino storm
>>218421297CGI
>>218417787The asteroid from armageddon would be enough to sterilize earth.
>>218420052Yeah, like in Pikmin 2.
>>218421290>Saturn's hexagon was discovered during the Voyager mission in 1981. Saturn's south pole does not have a hexagon, as verified by Hubble observations. It does, however, have a vortex, and there is also a vortex inside the northern hexagon. Multiple hypotheses for the hexagonal cloud pattern have been developed.>Between 2012 and 2016, the hexagon changed from a mostly blue color to more of a golden color. One hypothesis for this is that sunlight is creating haze as the pole is exposed to sunlight due to the change in season.nothing to see here
The fuck...?
>>218421377Looks safe enough for a manned expedition.
>>218421377Jewish home planet
>>218421377think about fullmetal alchemist's big moment, but on a cosmic scale.
>>218418201Mars isn't realPlanets aren't realSpace isn't real
>>218419545>that's no moon>that's a space stationwell that's interesting i have a star trek mug with the enterprise and moon on one side and a klingon bop and saturn on the other, i think about that a lothidden in plain sight
>>218421377
>>218421765You got it!
>>218421840do they seriously pass this off as real? embarrassing
>>218420666>tourist trying to tell others to go back
>False-color image from the Cassini probe of the central vortex deep inside the hexagon formation
>>218419545>is perfectly positioned to create total solar eclipsesthat is a bit wild of a coinsendence
>>218421894 idk if it's real, but it's good concept art at the very least
>>218419710statistics dont apply here. not enough daya. statistically 100% of the planets with confirmed intellegent life are orbited by an oversized moon that is 400x smaller than its sun and 400x further away.
>>218419822Weren't the days a metaphor?
>>218421910>no means of transportationSeems like a massive oversight from such technologically advanced beings
>>218422062I gather that it was built by computers that have gone fucky. That or a senile Necron kind of dude.What I don't get is where they're getting all the mass from to build it.
>>218419545
>>218422001The Bible makes it clear that time doesn't really apply to God the same way it does to mortals so who's to say? How would you even measure time in a universe where everything that exists is directly under your control and works by your rules, even cause and effect?
>>218422062>>218422079Yeah it's gotten out of control when humans lost the ability to connect to the internet due to their genes being fucked up through a virus engineered by a post-humanistic cult.
>>218421909the two that made this film know more than they should and let it slip out from time to time
Mars is 1/2 the size of Earth. The Moon is 1/4 the size of Earth, or 1/2 the size of Mars. Coincidence? I think not
>>218419857>days are measured in the rotation of the earth?imagine unironically having this low of an iq
>>218422107>humans???this was way after Humanity, even at its inceptionretard
>>218418201This. The Holy Bible says those planets are demons. Earth is God’s creation, not those other planets.
>>218419545>It's just a coincidence that it regulates tidal forces
>>218421909
>>218421377Have you been there? I've never been there.
>>218422308nice miniature
>>218419545The eclipse thing still fucks with me.
>>218421297Where does the center lead?
>>218422787the infernal seat of the god of israel
>>218422258This one still fucks with me.
>>218422767why
>>218422879if you honestly think that some alien civilization would nuke mars for some reason while leaving earth completely untouched, and then they fucked off for a million years never to return, then you probably also get frightened by the "monsters" under your bed.there are other explanations for the xenon imbalance that don't need alien horseshit in order to work.there never were any alien visitors in our solar system.there never was an alien civilization on mars.stop being scared all the time and get a fucking job
>>218422258Everyone flips over the pyramids and face, but no one mentions the parrot.
>>218423067Thanks, agent Smith.
>>218423067>if you honestly think that some alien civilization would nuke mars for some reason while leaving earth completely untouchedmars had an advanced race of people while earth monkeys were still throwing mud at eachother.Same reason Atlantis got nuked, and current earth is constantly being stifled from progress.The great filter is a system of nefarious actors that set up systems to prevent us from reaching too
>>218422173if you have net sphere genes you're human, simple as
>>218423166if the goal is to stop other civilizations' technological progress, then why wouldnt they nuke the earth monkeys too?it was already obvious a million years ago that something big was happening on earth.theres literally no reason to wait. if your own civilization is predatorial in nature, you kill every competition in the crib, and either glass or colonize their planet.
>>218421290>>218421377nasa is littered with freemasons, there's little reason to take them at their word that they found magic kabbalist symbols in space
>>218421933other way around, we have so much data that the existence of the earth just gets more absurdwe have radio telescopes to detect exoplanets and have never found one with the conditions for a perfect eclipseand we never will, because the sun moon earth system is a metaphor for the man woman child family, she even has its cycle!
>>218423204Because you can still extract valuable resources and information from developing species.Add more data to the model to better predict development rates.But the issue is controlling and predicting the rates. Which is why it's a flat circle of live -> prosper -> get nuked
>>218423204on a timescale of a million years, how do you know you're not a few moments from relativistic impact?
>>218423234you're expecting to find satellites at KLY distances when we're not even sure we've found all the ones in the solar system?
>>218423243>Because you can still extract valuable resources and information from developing species.why? if the endgame is getting rid of any potential danger/competition then you nuke them immediately.as I said, literally no reason to wait with this.a genocidal predator civilization would have zero use for cultural or economic data from another world, they would strike immediately out of self defense. you don't ask the rat how it's doing either. its a potential hazard and you kill it.and killing a small burrow that is only about to start would be even better because it saves you a lot of work down the line, get the infestation while its still tiny.they would nuke every world that even had the possibility to host a civilization in the future.
>>218423245why didnt a relaticistic missile strike us yesterday? or when the romans were around? or when homo erectus roamed the world?the argument of timescales works against your theory of galactic predators. the fact that we are still here, unbothered, is proof enough that there is nobody else in our corner of the universe.
>>218419545>just a coincidence that it is perfectly positioned to create total solar eclipses!I expect every star and planetary system has coincidences going on, that just happens to be our one
>>218423285you're jumping to conclusions.it's not about danger/competition, it's about control and resources.Immediately nuking all civs is wasting possible potential and gains.Nuking is just a seemingly last resort to regain control.
>>218423341>Immediately nuking all civs is wasting possible potential and gains.what gains? resources? literally mine them yourself. if you have the technology to travel between stars then you also have to means to be many times more efficient in mining and resource extraction that that inferior civilization you are about to wipe.if total control is the endgame, nuking is your best bet.but I suspect you don't really want to talk about alien civilizations or game theory but only about how the jews are from space and ruining your chances with women.
>>218423408>literally mine them yourself.this is why we're stuck in the filter anon, because of simpletons like you.
>>218423427there is no great filter.there are no alien civilizations within a billion lightyears from us.stop worrying and get a fucking job
>>218423234all theories about intelligent life don't matter because we only have one example of it happening, there is no getting around this fact and you're vastly underestimating the size of the universe that it's laughable.. i mean our brains can't comprehend the scales at work here so nobody can really understand, but still
>>218423067>there are other explanations for the xenon imbalance that don't need alien horseshit in order to work.Like? And he never said anything about aliens.
>>218423307A timescale of a millions years means all of human history was a blink of an eye.
>>218423408Anon the martians were ramping up to be jews so space Hitler nuked them. If they were ramping up to be something more aligned with space Hitler’s interests he wouldn’t have nuked them. If we don’t solve our Jew problem space Hitler will nuke us.
>>218423693Like it not having a magnetosphere and the surface being constantly bombarded by a giant nuclear reaction.
>>218421377perfectly natural, do you also get surprised that honeycombs are hexagon shaped? Or a rock formation in Ireland is also hexagon shaped?
>>218424054>yeah bro, so this insane anomaly is just perfectly natural Ancient Volcano Stuff™lol
>>218424054Wait til this nigga sees a honeycomb
>>218424104Do you have an existential crisis when you see bismuth as well?
>>218424129doubting the heckin science isn't having an existential crisis.
>>218423693mars had earthlike geology, vulcanism, liquid water and oceans for hundreds of millions of years.it only turned barren and lost its atmosphere, relatively recently.no magnetic field, loss of atmosphere and chemical reactions in the soil COULD get some whacky isotope ratios that you wouldnt expect otherwise. also because we don't know enough about mars soil and geology as of yet. more research is needed.its a more plausible explanation than "aliens nuked the place a million years ago"
>>218424104>hexagons always appearing in natural formations>anomaly
>>218424104Every single one of you faggots is woefully unaware of crystal grow patterns and molecular structures It's all just magic to you
>>218424142you arent "doubting" anything. you have impotent rage towards any authority
>>218424157where else on earth is a natural grouping of hexagonal rocks?
>>218424142So not even a pathetic attempt at explaining why bismuth is exempt from your world viewThis is Reddit atheist posting
>>218424187Basalt columns, IcelandGarni gorge, Armenia
>>218424199Do you understand what false-equivalence means?Bismuth can be found all over the world, but has consistent behavior regardless, that makes sense for something natural.A spontaneous grouping of hexagonal rocks that point more towards artificial crafting than formation, is seemingly NOT natural.
>>218424187>Ignoring all the other times hexagons show up in the natural world, find one with my specific requirements Do you think spider webs are alien structures Geometric shapes are not unheard in reality. they're rare. Not impossible
>>218424238bismuth makes the shapes it does due to its atomic structure.rocks make the shapes they do due to their molecular structure.this isn't difficult.
>>218424238See>>218424236
>>218424238>Doesn't address bismuth>Has panic attack that someone called out his lack of addressing itAlright so define your disqualification requirements It isn't geometric shapes. It's frequency? How often does it need to show up. Are any anomalies regardless of the science explaining them aliens or just the ones who's science you don't understand
>>218424272both resemble the same dilapidation of something that looked previously constructed.
>>218424310And yet they're naturally occurring
>>218424336And yet people said the grand canyon was formed over millions of years despite geologists later coming out and saying that everything about it points to extreme and very sudden layering.
>>218424310It looks dilapidated because its millions of years old.>Previously constructedyes previously constructed by natural phenomena.
>>218424365rochester falls and cape raoul seem natural.a lot seem artificial because they're just too clean cut.
>>218424353Never happened But just to clarify you think the grand Canyon was artificially created as well, because you don't understand molecular structures of rock formations in Ireland? Or is it just anything you haven't put in the energy to read about
>>218424449>Never happenedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM82qxxskZE>you think the grand Canyon was artificially created as wellnot at all. Just that it was formed from an extreme event, rather than slowly chiseled away by water for millions of years.
>>218424444You know the sleeping giant isn't actually a person right"Just too clean cut" is a meaningless statement that amounts to no less then you being a narcissist.Thinking if you see something and think it's something else, it has to be that because you're the making character there's no way you could be wrongYou're the male version of a tiktok empath
>>218424489humans have been using intuition and gut feelings for a reason, and there's a reason they became concepts to begin with.we are pattern recognition bio-machines.
>>218424485>Hehe my proof? an hour long documentary that I definitely didn't watch. If you don't watch it right now I get to pretend I'm correct Time stamp faggot. Or link the journal I assume they reference
>>218424517youtube has chapters now anon, it's literally the 2nd one 4 minutes in labeled "rocks"use that big science brain
oh jesus christ he's trying to use the grand canyon to prove noah's ark
>>218424516Humans have also had mentally ill dipshits incorrectly using intuition since the dawn of time.It working for other people doesn't mean you, a retard, are correct when faced with insurmountable evidence Again a narcissist You aren't newton. You're a fat retard
>>218424543>insurmountable evidencethe heckin science isn't always right anon
>>218424540>One religious geologist is proofSo he of course has other scientists that agree with his conclusions rightYou wouldn't be blindly believing a random boomer because he shares your world views right
>>218424559This time it isI wish it was right more often then theres a chance you could still be given a lobotomy
>>218424599all he's saying is the layering makes more sense with much more extreme and shorter time-scales, which any geologist would agree with.
>>218424622Expect they don'tThat's not all he's saying. He's using the Bible as proof for his claims. Not data. He has published no paper. He's just ranted on a documentary trying to prove the Bible is non fiction Things naturally occur. You're a fucking retard
>>218424559Yeah sure, but you’re always gonna be wrong.
>>218424662>Things naturally occur.yeah, i was making a separate point, try to follow along anon.
cast him
>>218424695You were making an equally unproven pointYou did man. You've proven you don't understand anything about natural science and will find any proof religious or otherwise to justify your self centered explanations. Hexagons aren't alien
Melancholia made me read up on Rogue Planets.Shit is spooky as frigg. Just giant elemental orbs waiting to be caught in some systems gravity and slung across the galaxy...
>>218424729jews
>>218424746you are jewish
>>218424778but which jew? there are so many of them
>>218424806all of them
>>218422955proof of gods design and that has serious implications
>>218424836What are the implications?
>>218424865that Jesus is real and will punish me for masturbating
>>218424887Or Allah is real and you have 72 virgins waiting for you. Cheer up anon. Glass half full.
>Hexagons are le heckin' satanic because...BECAUSE THEY ARE, OKAY???You retards cannot into organic chemistry.
nobody was talking about that rabbi, relax
https://youtu.be/xxLBjBosT20?si=Hufb5uFYcaj6fC2Y&t=4345My favorite schizokino
>>218424799>Being opposed to the old testament as fact>JewishYou're part of a kike death cult
>>218425013drink some hexagons and see what happens bro
>>218419545The moon is truly fascinating. I wonder it could be, at the time of life on Earth, that a moon could perfectly execute a total solar eclipse. The distances and sizes must be perfect to produce the phenomenon. It really is amazing.
>>218425218>Ahhhhh ayyyylmaos help me Jesus>Help me Jewish God>Is that 6 connections?>Like satan?
>>218425111fuuuuuck thank you anon, i was literally just about to come into this thread and ask if anyone had the link to that one crazy documentary i saw years agogood shit
>>218425244here's your perfect solar eclipse bro>>218425253don't get pissy. you brought up organic chemistry, where a hexagon is literally distilled cancer if consumed.
>yeah bro so this blue rock in space perfectly orbits around this other super hot rock which gives it the perfect temperature and heat>wait except sometimes the blue rock gets really close to the hot rock and things kinda heat up a bit but its somehow finelmao
>>218425279>Help organic things kill me that means they're alien>Let me go huff methane and drink mercury Hexagurgle Deez nuts nigger
>>218425300... and now you're just proving you don't know what >>218425218 is
>>218425279Yes, it is. Relative to the people that fall under it. An eclipse is an awesome thing to experience. I've seen enough partial ones to understand. Watching the sunlight fade into darkness. It's wild, bro. Only us humans get to appreciate how strange it is.
>>218425333yeah bro its so wild how it only happens at less than a percent of the planet's surface for a few moments with no real pattern must mean the earth is fake bro
>>218419822weak bait, here's your (You)
>>218423927But intelligent life doesn't move on the cosmic scale, it moves FAST. Between inventing marriage and going to space took 8000 years for our species. Once you get all of your intelligence working productively you become space faring. Any species trying to wipe out potential competition would do it "instantly" because even an instant strike might not be fast enough by the time the nukes got there.
>>218425826>but i did have breakfast
>>218418201Donald, you're supposed to be waging a war against Iran, not posting on /tv/.
>>218421741>>218421716No. It's a gateway portal to the Hebrew home dimention.We are called to return to the real homeland some day.
>>218421910a fellow enjoyer of the manga Blamé! I see.
>>218426223nope. this is permanent exile.
>>218419545You idiot. The moon is a natural satelite formed alongside the Earth. It was noy some giant space ship.It has however been hollowed out by hivelike alien forces to welcome and incubate the giant eldritch cosmic abomination they worship as a god.
>>218426250We shall return through the hexagon to the promised land!
>>218425279yes, but will your sacrifice be ready?
>>218424054In The Houses Of The Holy
>>218417787I think that might physically destroy both planets like fucking Cadia.
