Budget 90M +60M marketing
>>218419385Why would it cost 90M to make a horror movie with no star power?
>>218419464there is somebut why cast really ugly lead?feminists power fantasy and they kinda forgot that they women dont want their stands in to be doughy and old
>>218419464tax fraud
This is one of those flicks they were making for the Kamala era kek
>let's spend a retarded amount of money for a feminist take on a classic horrorHollywood really deserves to die
The MC having Tourette's-like symptoms just weeks after a Tourette's-related scandal is the cherry on top of this turd cake.
>>218419385no shit. It's literally just the suicide squad joker and harley movieIt's aimed towards chick that dressed up as pic related for halloweenthose same people don't watch movies
>>218419528lol, wasnt she a candidate for like 4 months between biden bowing out and the actual elections?you guys were rally hurt by her back then to be this triggered
>>218419504It's bride of the Frankenstein. She should look even more horrifying. not that it would stop people making rule 34, but still.
>>218419561you can cast 9/10 and make her in to a monster and get very appealing characteryou can cast 6/10 and make her in to a monster and people still see its 6/10
>>218419531>Just do another generic Frankenstein movie! Even though I was bitching about Del Toro’s adaptation last year endlessly
>>218419541Christ, what an embarrassing faggot you are
>>218419603apologies for drawing attention to your derangement
>>218419528You gonna say that while trying to avoid iranian bullets?
>>218419385Looks like an amdram production.
>>218419528we need more movies fitting for the Trump era. how about Warmongering Childfucker 2?
>>218419833>Warmongering Childfucker 2It’d be ‘Warmongering Childfucker 3’, the first two were about Bill and Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden.
>>218419833
I'm thrilled.
>>218419870>yes, I am admitting that Trump is a warmongering childfucker :D>but I also claimed democrats do it so I win :DDD
I liked it
>>218419645>>218419770>t.
>60M marketing>never heard of it before seeing it on metacritic's front pageHow does this realistically happen? How/why do movies even spend obscene amounts on marketing?
>>218419970>the marketing didn't work until it didwoah
>>218419970Kristi Noem spent $220 million on ads of her riding a horse to promote immigration enforcement.https://www.businessinsider.com/movies-cheaper-than-kristi-noem-dhs-ads-2026-3
>>218419987movies pay to be on metacritic?
>>218419539From what I’d seen, the girls that dressed up like Harley were usually dating the guys that dressed up like joker. Both tend to be insufferable retards.
>>218419504Penelope cruz should have been the bride cuz she's hotdumb dumb DUMB maggie can't make a good movie even when her much more successful brother helps her
>>218419997What makes that more baffling is that it’s a significantly shorter run time than a feature film (obviously), but also seems to feature extensive stock footage and possibly AI. So where the fuck did that money go?I remember when government grifts had to have plausible deniability.
>>218419600>I have to do a frankestein movie again because I I I just have too
>>218419952The most watched genre of porn watched in russia is transgenders
>>218419504The lead actress isn't ugly, but they sure didn't do her any favorsThey should have kept her style from her close up here
>>218420002all criticism is marketing. it doesn't make any difference if they pay the critic or a metrics site or if the studios own the metrics site like with RT.
what did you expect? most od female directors producing absolute dogshit
>>218420374>where the fuck did that money go?literally just to run the ads. a 30-second superbowl ad costs over $10 million. the US is an expensive ad market and even cheaper ads add up quickly. for Anora the movie cost $6 million and the awards campaign cost $18 million. the media obviously refuses to talk about this but they are a large part of the reason studios have to be so sloppy and conservative.
>>218420561I've fucked a tranny, so what? Does your dick only get hard if you respect the person you're fucking?
>>218420561that's only because straight furry porn doesn't get reported
>>218420520People liking making adaptations of classic literature.
>>218420623>the media obviously refuses to talk about this If you didn’t spend money to promote things you wouldn’t know when anything is out and you would bitch that you completely missed when the movie you wanted to see was in theatres
>>218419970>don't go outside>don't watch regular tv>have ad blocker installed>guys how come I never saw this movie being advertised?
Oops, looks like the studio butchered the movie. Release the #GyllenhaalCut!
>>218420628so you are a faggot
>>218420947as if joker 2 was any good? what is this guy on?
>>218419464A Leftist hag directed this movie, they just gave her 90m
>>218419385Its bad? Really...? I was kinda looking forward to the movie. I quite like the Frankenstein story.
>>218419561The monsters aren't exactly meant to look horrifying. They're basically just abnormal people who have an uncanny valley effect and make people uncomfortable. Especially for the bride the best adaptations focus more on the emotional aspect since often the corpse used is that of Frankenstein's own lover/sister and how he desecrates her corpse to placate the monster.
>>218421400The problem is that this isn't the frankenstein story. That's one of the reasons it's trash.
>>218419970The marketing kinda relies on people associating it with the Del Toro Netflix Frankenstein
>>218420947It was pretty obvious from the repeated delays and pushing the release date forward.
>>218421436Yeah... I have to admit that I'm not quite sure how they plan to pull off the bride without the actual whole Frankenstein story. The bride is essentially a footnote and one if many misunderstandings between the monster and Frankenstein.Is it meant to be just a genderbent version of Frankenstein? In which case why the fuck would he choose to create a woman. If it's to resurrect his wife then bluntly that's more of a Pet Cemetery adaptation than anything to do with he Frankenstein story.
>>218419833He got elected solely because you guys are personally such embarrassing freaks, how does this feel?
>>218419385Is that Lady Gaga?
woman director + actor directing
Are they going to keep letting Maggie lose money for them, or is somebody going to tell her to fuck off?
>>218421491Once is a plausible mistake but he was elected twice. Clearly it's a vocal minority who raises such a fuss if the real fluke was geriatric old Biden getting puppeted for a term.
>>218419528/thread
>>218421512Who are they?
>>218421512what else did she make? these execs are so dumb they're just like oh a nepobaby going on about feminism, let's give her a gajillion dollars. this has to be the end of the line for her tho.
>>218419528
>>218419541leftoids are so humorless and so perpetually angry and depressed that can only understand mocking as seething. It’s an additional reason the left can’t meme. You’re consumed by hate and that doesn’t lead to funny
>>218421536JUDEN>>218421549She made some other shit with Olivia Colman that flopped as well.
>>218419528Couldn't they cancel it before bleeding money?
>>218419541she was a world historically bad candidate who got BTFO despite having the media completely in the bag for her and a billion dollar war chest. I’m genuinely grateful for her
>>218419528And the purpose was...?
>>218421605They could have put literally any middle aged guy in her spot who wouldn't fold easily after some orange man trolling and they'd win like jebsweep.jpg but instead they but up some brown woman.
>>218421605You people are fucking delusional. It's like you live in Bizarro world.
>>218421660leftoids are on such pathetic levels of delusional tribalism cope that they can’t admit that her and Walz were awful candidates, truly amazing
>>218421709>I know a child rapist has started World War 3 but if you can't admit that governor who looks like Elmer Fudd is cringe then you are out of your mind.
>>218421696>billionaires show up to kiss ass of the winnerno fucking shit retard. They'd've been there if Kamala won as well you silly sonuvabitch, stop being so god damn obtuse.
>>218419385>"Horror"really
>>218421696The one thing leftoids are good at is projection
>>218421549She made a highly acclaimed film called the Lost Daughter that was nominated for three Oscars. Netflix acquired the distribution rights to it. The Bride was supposed to be made directly for Netflix but then it got shopped to WB and of course now it turns out, supposedly, that WB executives butchered the movie with reshoots and re-edits.
>>218419541The dems were trying way before Biden's awful debate showing to oust him from the running. Most famously when their mouthpiece ran the skibidi Biden skit in May 2024. Their problem was they got stuck and didn't want to admit a corpse had been at the wheel for 4 years or that the DNC was fractured by removing him so they tried subtly implying his strategy wasn't working but in their hubris ended up installing a famously unwanted candidate with zero voter input (for the third time in a row kek) who ran on the same failed strategy and just sort of hoped gaslighting and "brat" would see them through. Anyone with an ounce of brain matter and an iota of self respect could see the powers that be at the DNC wanted Harris eventually after giving her VP for the impressive 0 delegates she won in the primary.
>>218421696>You people are fucking delusional. It's like you live in Bizarro world.
>>218421747>child rapistProof? He doesn't strike me as LGBTQ+ shill>WW3 May I see it? I am quite comfy and my biggest issue is when I get to play newest Resident Evil and if it is time to bring out a grill.
>>218420753Sure but it seems a bit silly to spend 3 times the amount you spent making the movie on 30 second time slots where you play teaser clips of the movie you already made
didn't they just release Frankenstein? why are they releasing a sequel this fast?
>>218419504>Christian Bale as Frankenstein the Monsterwtf. did they even read it
>>218420947It's Bonnie and Clyde with animated corpses, what the fuck is this dork smoking?
>>218422582>Frankenstein was the doctor! He's Frankenstein's monster, not Frankenstein!Don't you ever get tired of parroting these Lisa Simpson ass takes?
>>218420947>it was poetic, human, and felt transformative because it plays with the history in a way that I thoroughly enjoyed"it was poetic bc i liked it" holy fuck I know entertainment """""journalists""""" are hacky but this is some serious wordslop.
>>218422517>proofThe Department of Justice has released a series of FBI interviews with a woman who claims President Donald Trump sexually and physically assaulted her when she was between 13 and 15 years old. https://www.livenowfox.com/news/doj-releases-more-epstein-files-accusing-trump-sexual-assault>nooo the DoJ is pozzed okListen I'm glad Kamala got btfo I never #stoodwithher but don't act like significant evidence of trump being a child rapist doesn't exist
>>218422715>woman claimsLmao
>>218422539That’s how advertising works
>>218420753I was pointing out that the media shares responsibilty for shitty entertainment industry dynamics, by being part of the commercial barriers for entry. critics complain about movies being bad, while guaranteeing through their own commercial self-interest that less marketing premises are harder to monetize.
>>218419464It's a period piece, no doubt all the money was wasted on sets
>>218419541>lol, wasnt she a candidate for like 4 months between biden bowing out and the actual elections?The democrats waited until after the primary election window had closed before announcing Biden wouldn't run again, in order to avoid having Kamala appear on a primary election ballot.
>>218419385poor Jessie I hope she can bounce back from this
>>218419539>The last time anyone wanted to dress like Harley QuinnMan that was a while ago
>>218420947>feminine lensYou can just say "not worth watching" and leave it at that.
>>218421552Where's that webm of the cat falling asleep while an Asian woman talks to it?
>>218420947Optimus Primal is in this movie?
>>218419385They can't keep getting away with it!
>>218419504this is a pretty nice cast. producers didn't want to commit money into a big marketing push with all these names?
should have just made Bride of Terrifier instead
>>218422543Frankenstein is trending now.
>>218419464Bale? Gyllenhaal?
>>218421605>she was a world historically bad candidatedidn't she lose by like 1%? is that really "historically bad"?
>>218419385Pretentious, self-indulgent bullshit.Genuinely doesn't look worth torrenting.
>woke is dead.......Yet, they continue to make shit like this...
>>218419385I'm confused, who is the target audience again?
>>218426482Only consoomer slaves think about movies in these terms. Why are you so desperate to be pandered to?
>>218421552stunning and brave being a leftist in hollywood..
>>218426325we?
>>218421552Well hello beautiful.
>>218419528Bad decisions.
>>218419385Why did they need so much money?
>When I saw the film last year I was blown away by it, it was poetic, human, and felt transformative because it plays with the history around the character in a way that I thoroughly enjoyed…which makes me very bummed to say the theatrical cut is not the version of the film I loved so much. From what appears to be a new edit, including reshoots, & added voice over that all seems intent to strip any nuance or subtlety out of it. So much of the film still comes through in the theatrical version but it doesn’t land as deftly as before. I still think it’s a massive swing, looks gorgeous, and is a ton to fun. I hope we get Maggie’s director cut at some point…>Gyllenhaal recently admitted that the theatrical cut was not hers, describing the unusually intense testing of “The Bride,” with audiences and Warner Bros. executives scrutinizing the film’s depiction of violence and sexual violence. Viewers at early mall screenings flagged the film, which prompted the studio’s co-chief, Pam Abdy, to ask Gyllenhaal to soften some of the imagery; she acknowledged that what ended up in the final cut is “pulled back” from her original vision.https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/3/8/the-bride-butcheredRELEASE THE MAGGIE CUT
>>218426925Yeah, it should be given to me. I'd at least spend the money on better things than wokeslop.
