Will Dakota Johnson ever become an A-lister or is it too late?
>>218422256she peaked with that ellen interview
>>218422256>bottomless sunbathingwhy though?
>foot tattooI sleep
>>218422297must be the female equivalent of sunning your balls
>>218422256Good morning, i hate women
>>218422395based
>>218422395BBBBBBBBBBBBASED
I hope she's arrested for sexual assault
>>218422256She’s 36 she hasn’t even begun to peak as a young woman.
>>218422256I don't think she's aspiring to be
>>218422507She's been peaking for like a decade now
>>218422463GIWTWM
Dakota is so cute
>>218422691>bottomless photoshootI hope this becomes the new thing
>>218422297It's obviously a photoshoot lol
>>218422691>>218422256bro can you do me a favour and post the high-res versions of these?
>>218422323temu Elizabeth Hurley
>>218422256>>218422691>tattoosdropped
>>218422691
>>218422915I self insert as the friend
>>218422463>frat boy pretending he ain’t a degenerate
She’s slightly over the hill now. Peaked a few years ago when she was slightly chubbier
>>218422463John definitely fucked Dakota
>>218422256Her body should be slowly tasted by someone like me.
>>218422256Doesn't matter. She's hot and doesn't mind getting naked in a movie.
>>218422323feet
>>218422283She torpedoed the bitch. She’s a fookin legend
>>218422762whats this? who is this? ai face swap?
>>218422507Her eggs are drying up.
Bros, do you think I'll get a chance to fuck her if I start lifting?
>>218423620Don must be proud of his baby girl. He always hated Ellen.
she was the hottest in Splitsville
>>218423371She looks better with the weight. But honestly the airbrushing/photoshop here is doing a lot of work at making her look less attractive imo. In December her fans were all happy that she seemed to gain a little weight.
>>218422256She was an A Lister during the 50 Shades run and carried one of the most successful films last year in Materialists. Verity is going to be huge this fall, so you question is dumb imo.>>218423966Yeah she looked great in Splitsville. Loved the crop tops, she should never wear a full shirt.
>>218422323She tries super hard but I don't find her sexy at all. She's a dollar's store young Demi Moore
>>218422323>Breasts conveniently covered upBoo.
>>218422691I’ve been peeking at her for like a decade
>>218422256A few people on Twitter were already seething about this ad campaign: 'My Kind of Woman' as echoing 'Syd Sweeney has great genes'. So funny to see the usual suspects raging whenever a straight white woman who doesn't apologize for who she is getting sexual attention.
>>218422323This ad cracks me up because it implies she reads the scripts she's sent.
>>218422256calvin klein underwear is so disgusting, I'd be repulsed if I saw a woman wearing it, even a hot one. It just screams turbo slut - "Yeah I'm running around with a dudes name on my body all day long and it ain't yours!".I would unironically drop a woman if we were getting down for the first time and I saw her wearing this crap, I'd just instantly know none of this would work out and that if I had sex with her I'd be paying for it with a BPD psycho meltdown
>>218422691Whats her tattoo say?
>>218424392"Actions, not words"
>>218424392I fought the wall and the wall won
>>218422463how old is that zoomer girl?
>>218424280>I'd be repulsed if I saw a woman wearing it, even a hot oneI don't think you have to worry about that
>>218424392>>218424462Violence over diplomacyIt's common dog whistle.
>>218424486i've definitely been repulsed by beach sluts wearing itfor context im a jacked tall white chad btw
>>218424627same, brother
>>218423830who the fuck caresGuilt free sex is best sex
>>218422256it's been too late for a while now when everyone discovered she has absolutely 0 acting range.
>>218424692What does "guilt" mean to you? The same thing as worry? You are retarded, lmao.
>>218424462
>>218424792?
>>218424081maybe because her sexy scenes were written by other women and faggots who doesnt have a clue what being sexy means. the american psycho scene described sexiness perfectly: a blonde bimbo with a heart shaped body who would satisfy every sexual demand without being too slutty about it.
She's a total whore (and that's a good thing)
I'd fuck her sensless but she has 0 sex appeal. Something's off about her.
>>218424885I think she knows…
>>218422463>being publicly called out for less than appropriate behavior by an alcoholic who used to drag frat pledges around by a claw hammer hooked under their scrotum
>>218422463can't blame her really
>>218422256I'm not saying she's ugly, because she's obviously not, but still it's kind of sad that this is the most beautiful woman our generation has available to put in an underwear ad. Just watch any european horror movie from the 70s or 80s and it will be filled to the brim with women many times more attractive.
>>218422297Why not?
>>218422323performative nudity
>>218424462Bit ironic to get that as a tattoo innit
>>218425605tanlines. the top is the problem
>>218425702tan lines are hot
>>218425709i dont disagree but tanlines only on top is weird
Before I die, I just want to shoot ropes all over her perfect feet. Is that really too much to ask for bros?
>>218425709always had a tan line fetish. nothing better than seeing a pure pale pussy
>>218422323LOOK DAD IM COMMERCIALLING
>>218422395kek
>>218422323why have her shoot pool when she clearly doesn't know how to?
>>218422395The webm that saved /tv/
>>218422297When the UV light hits your vag it makes rainbows out of the vagina sand.
>Hot actress does lingerie ad>Doesn't wear a g-string
>>218422915so to win a woman like this I need to be kind and listen, and make sure I gotta bigger dick than my friends? How do I check mine is bigger?
>>218426394That's how I shoot. Get fucked chud.
>this will sell our product
>>218424462She’s claimed to be a tattoo enthusiast, yet she only has basic shit like this.
>>218427250>>218427266>>218427288Need to see this bitch take dick
>>218427303Is she not allowed in tattoo club anymore?
>>218422256She is a A-lister.
>>218423449>John definitely fucked DakotaApparently John was planning on girlfriending her the moment she broke up with her first rock musician boyfriend in 2017 and stupid Chris Martin swept in and stole her. A shame, especially because Chris and Dakota allegedly broke up because he wouldn't put a baby in her. You know Hamm would have made made her a mother multiple times.
>>218427266>>218427288sweet jesus
>>218427322Idk, I don’t have any myself so I can’t really speak on it, it just appears on the surface to be kind of poser-like.
>>218424280I think it feels too much like what they wear on Blacked.>>218422256OK you were in Madam Webb but fuck it you can stay in Hollywood type shoot.
>>218422256>nepobaby in series of flops>"I know, I'll get naked!"
>>218422256Wish there was a toilet scene of her in any movie.
>>218427303>taking a woman seriouslylmao that's on you.
>>218422395this makes me all warm and fuzzy
>>218427932It's not exactly her first time
>>218427288what did she mean by this?
>>218427932Materialists was a big hit she's just doing it for the love of the game
She’s weird. Like something is off about her. She also seems like a bitch, but the weirdness is a different thing. A weird bitch. I don’t trust her.
>>218428068Nepobabby.
>>218428068but would you fuck her
Should I watch Daddio?
>>218428068Yeah. same vibes as they jew from I love LA etc that /tv/ loves
>>218428068I get what you mean. I would want her to masturbate me on her tits while she gives these smirky smug looks, but I wouldn't want to fuck her.
>>218428068She's an actual whore, a promiscuouq woman, a slut, especially with her friend Timlin
unfortunately she already iscan you imagine how many women were salivating over the role where chris evans and pedro pascal are fighting for your love...based on very popular book for womenand she is like center of the happening at every scene, straight upshe excels at these rolesbut she is like The Rock, she plays always same characterbut there is really nowhere else to go higher than she is
>>218428044God bless her
I know objectively she isn't conventionally the hottest or most beautiful woman but to me she is quite honestly my GOAT between the combo of face body and feet>>218423822Lana Smalls, closest you'll ever get to a porn lookalike
