How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>218423062sit on my face, bitch
>>218423062Why are you even here? Have you actually done ANYTHING at all other than withhold info that could have saved hundreds if not thousands of northern lives during the battle of the bastards? Aren't you just an evil piece of shit waiting to hear you're going to be queen of everything otherwise you're going to fuck off and cry for independence? Jokes aside, I don't remember her actually lifting a finger once throughout the entire show to do anything at all. Its all just handed to her.
>>218423062I don't see a strap-on, sansa.
>>218423315She was playing 4D chess, you wouldn't get it. She was making Winterfell great again.
>>218423315sansa started as a whimsical, naive girl whom possessed no strength of her own. naturally, a person like this has no other future than victimhood in such a world. she bid her time and endured atrocities until she learned the rules of the game and found a way to play the hand she was dealt. the ultimate conclusion for every character isn't meant to be the highest seat in the land. she didn't become queen like she dreamt about because reality doesn't care about such things but she did change her fate, becoming something other than a perpetual victim or simple trophy for someone else to parade around. if the only way you measure action is by the amount of swings of a heavy sword one can muster then, it seems, young sansa has competition in a battle of naivety.
>>218423249>>218423315>>218423343All sounding VERY mad btw
>>218423383>>218423460But what did she actually do? I'm rethinking the entire show and I don't remember her actually doing literally anything. Did she at some point do something?
>>218423534I'm not FUCKING mad
>>218423607>But what did she actually do?Oh, what WASN'T she doing...
If the Riverlands isn't shown the respect its deserved after holding out against the numerous enemies of your house cause by a war you dragged us into, we will remain independent as my people who have suffered so you can sit in that chair today, rightfully deserve.
>>218423607her pivotal maneuver was taking advantage of little finger's love for her/cat and learning the game from him till she was able to grasp the armies of the reach (which she was able to attain through political and familial manipulation). she played the role that everyone believed she was meant for until she had the tools to become something else. once she had attained an army (strength) then she is a player on the board and her position is very significant given she had influence over all the large armies in the north. bards won't write songs about sansa's feats because they aren't obvious but that doesn't diminish the degree of her success.
>>218423607>key political pawn that is tormented then gains some autonomy and rallies troops to her cause>but she didnt DO ANYTHING!
>>218423815Reminder that Sansa was actually falling littlefinger bullshit in season 7, she was just lucky littlefinger was in love with her because was completely useless tully name aside
>>218423832Name ONE thing she did. I can tell you. She got so many Northmen killed along with her brother
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>>218423704Got a laugh from me thank you.>>218423815>>218423832So shit posting aside, the only time she does anything she withholds info that would have kept her people alive and then nobody questions it. They just go off "nuh sansa you won the battle" that was Littlefinger, the only thing Sansa did was not tell you about the incoming reinforcements causing you to almost die after the majority of your army was killed. Otherwise she's basically just told "stand here" "ok." "Good now stand there" "ok." I started out shitposting but now that I'm really trying to focus on it. Sansa literally does nothing throughout the entire show and just gets handed everything. Why is she allowed to rule the north when she's done nothing but get them fucked over over and over. Its only book canon but as far as I'm concerned Sansa still ratted out her father.
Show don't tell isn't an absolute requirement for good story telling, but the inverse is absolutely a red flag for bad story telling.>"You're the smartest person I've ever known." - Arya Stark who as travelled all over the Seven Kingdoms and beyond to Sansa.Zero evidence of this.
>>218423997idk ayra is clearly missing a few chromosomes herself, would she know intelligence if she saw it?
>>218423062>remember when you escaped Joffrey only to almost immediately marry Ramsey and get raped lmao dumb bitch now I’m gonna go get my dick sucked by my hot frey wife cya
Edmure was such a jobberhe spend almost entire show sitting in a dungeonthen they let him out of the dungeon so that they could kill Blackfish and then he just went back into the dungeon
>>218423983>Why is she allowed to rule the northBecause Starks rule the North and she's the eldest Stark left after Bran gave up his title and became a merman.
>>218423062LET THOSE WHO WERE NOT RAPED SPEAK FIRST!
>>218423607She got the Vale to show up at the Battle of the Bastards (and didn't tell John about it because the show was retarded by that point).
>>218423062>Sorry for getting my ass up like you did on your wedding night, hey oh!
>>218424041>Because Starks rule the North and she's the eldest Stark left after Bran gave up his title and became a merman.whoopsies, I just legitimised Jon Snow to ensure the north always remains intact with the seven kingdoms
>>218424083nigga you're in a franchise that replaced "sir" with "ser" in order to be inclusive to female & troon knights. Anon... Please sit.
>>218423062>No thanks>*continues talking to everyone but her*
>>218424083Death to all Targ scum.
>>218423983She was hoping Jon would die in battle then she would come in and become queen of winterfell unchallenged. Don't forget she always hated Jon. She played her cards correctly, all she got wrong was Jon didn't die before her cavalry charge.
>>218424071>(and didn't tell John about it because the show was retarded by that point).You're retarded to not realize Sansa wanted Jon's army to be wiped out and timed her move accordingly.
>>218424193See if this was actually played up I would believe you and like the character more. But since afterwards Jon thanks her and calls her a genius for receiving the letter from what's his name and doing nothing about it so clearly the writers weren't thinking of that angle when they wrote it. Tyrion really should have been brought these things up at the end "oh you care about the northerners now do you? When I knew you as a child you went around saying how much better the south was than the North. Even now as an adult, you let thousands of Northerners die in the hopes it would kill the man they wanted as King. You're an evil cunt and need to sit down."
>>218424155Baratheons are always saying this yet House Baratheon is a bastard Targ rapebaby house. Curious.
>>218424260why are you so hung up on soldiers dying in battle, as if armies are unfamiliar with the idea of throwing away some lives for victory? ramsay needed to believe he had won so that he overextends which meant the outcome was guaranteed when the calvary of the reach arrives. if the boltons are able to attain a sound, defensive stance behind the walls of winterfell then way more people die.
>>218424309Aegon tought Orys was enough to turn the Godly seed of Durran into a docile vassal of the dragons: and he was wrong.
>>218424260Jon is dumb and didn't realize Sansa just tried a machiavellian little finger maneuver to usurp him. Sansa, being smart, pivoted and pretended helping Jon was the plan all along. You, being dumb and retarded, failed to understand this subtext and now are still complaining about it years later.
if I was one of the stark siblings I would just keep saying "the rape sansa, you were beautiful sansa, the rape sansa" any time she says something stupid.
>>218424339>joke posthaha funny but I got my laughs out and now I'm genuinely trying to find a single scene in the series in which Sansa actually does something or sets something up.>>218424409>well you see.. jon.. just sort of forgot about the ironfleet but they certainly didn't forget about himI said I'm done with joke posts.
>>218423062The council had no right to decide anything let alone a new king. Aegon Targaryen (AKA Jon Snow) was the rightful king and that´s that. Even if D&D managed to fuck things spectacularly and robbed him of his destiny his oath to the Night Watch still ended the moment he died. Furthermore his right supersedes Daenerys´s because he is a male descendant of the eldest son so technically he was already king when he killed her and he did so in protection of the realm. There is no crime and they literally had no right to judge him or select a different king. In fact, attempting to do so should have been considered treason. Lawfully all those heads should have rolled.
>>218424510Even that scene pissed me off. If they wanted to make Sansa a character, have her use what Margery taught her on how to handle Joffrey. It would have actually been really interesting to see her take over Ramsay's top bitch spot. Instead of just "oh there's the tallest tower in wintefell with red hair, she's sad again and doing absolutely nothing. Great scene".
>>218423062Why is Sansa here?
>>218424219>headcanonRetard.
>>218423062>allow her to finish speaking respectfully, as befitting a lord>agree with whatever they say>wait for her to return to her castle >ambush her with 20 good men>beautiful rape >"lol, Bloodraven made me do it"
>>218424055lol
>>218423062No!
>>218423062>Stronk females brought down the biggest show on television.
>>218423997It what happens when you have not-smart people trying their best to write smart characters
>>218425504Same can be said for all the biggest film franchises. It's just fucking hilarious how a single decade of girl bosses managed to set feminism and their entire gender back by half a century
>>218423790Based. Tullychads, rise up!
>>218423062Bran told me it was beautiful.
*pulls out sword*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this power fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, wolf got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't know how to use it. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm the Seven and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid Northern bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my council now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on the Council. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a queen..."
