What are some things you shouldn’t do in front of a girl while you’re watching TV?
>>218423271women are demons
>>218423271Legit psychopath shit. Who'd laugh at a modern comedy movie?
>>218423271watching anything with women is terrible, men need other MEN to watch /tv/ with
>>218423305And give each other handys? Now that's a great time!
>What are some things you shouldn’t do in front of a girl while you’re watching TV?Be around them.
>>218423305That's kind of gay though.
Not even black men want black women, that's how serious the situation is.
>>218423361>/gif/ has at least 2 WMBF threads at any given time
>>218423361yep
>>218423271>>218423337>>218423361One time I brought a girl back to my apartment and she laughed at me when she saw I had a CRT tv. This was in 2024
Ickposting is so comfy
>>218423271You shouldn’t look at the tv, you should be dm’ing other girls on your phone
>>218423386ehh BM to BW was the lowest rate but it was still higher than LM to AW which was the highest rate
>>218423401Bro I’m laughing at you too :skull:
>>218423401you say that like a CRT was less ridiculous in 2024 than it is now
Bros we can’t even own a printer
>>218423386this is the scientific reason why wmaf couples cause so much seething
>>218423467>an inverted umbrella will drive away the demons
>>218423338You afraid of a little male companionship?
>>218423527men literally own printers and see no issue
>>218423527Some sick shit. She probably saved herself from being raped tbqh.
>>218423527>Men when they don't own things: =(>But also men when they own things: =(
>>218423380i hear there's a power outage in tel aviv though
>>218423271Niggas will never understand that girls will do what ever the fuck as an excuse to be together, they are not there to watch movies, listen to music, or watch you play games, they are there for it to be as an excuse so you can make out and shit. You wanna enjoy such activities, invite your best friend
>>218423569dude you sound like your understanding of the world ended in middle school
>>218423305When you watch something with a woman, you have to keep in mind that the activity you're engaging in is NOT watching the movie/show. The activity is spending time with her and giving her attention.Women are physically incapable of shutting the fuck up and enjoying a movie. They just can't do it. Every single woman will talk through the entire thing. You have to be mentally prepared if you plan on watching something with her because if you try to focus and immerse yourself, you're in for nothing but excrutiating frustration.
>>218423549how did we even get to this point?!
>when he won't watch kdramas with you
>>218423467
>>218423271There's no point watching anything you want to watch when you're with a woman. Regardless of if she's your wife / girlfriend / sister / mother / etc. they ALWAYS spend the entire time asking pointless questions when they're not talking about something completely unrelated over the film itself. It's like they see the television as competition for attention.
>>218423670Western chicks are so insane that this genuinely funny. I feel very thankful I'm so autistic that I barely care for IRL human interaction
>>218423271Literally nothing, just be stoic the entire time and answer any asinine questions she has that would be answered by watching the movie and agree with anything she says. Anything else and she'll accuse you of having cooties and post it online.
>>218423271>>218423467>>218423527>>218423670Fucking lol, keep em coming. Is our entire male existence just one giant ick?
>>218423271be ugly. that's your problem
>>218423401She wanted to see you BWC not your CRT.
>>218423271I once dumped a chick because her pussy smelled bad and when I told her she had a complete meltdown and started screaming at me that my cum doesn't taste like chocolate
>>218423792you know I believe you, that is the type of insane shit that could only actually happen.
>>218423792Yeah that was me fuck you Ryan
>>218423271>2020>Literally Who Twatter Screencap Fuck off
>>218423489>>218423481>>218423785how else am i suppose to watch VHS tapes and play old video games?
>>218423386Based asian men favoring mamacitas.
>>218423730I'm so tired
>>218423467Umbrellas are so fucking faggy, this one is valid
>>218423386always remember this, despite what the media keeps trying to convince you of
Women are so fucking evil... We men need to protect each other from them
>>218423852>bitching to her child since he was a babyDeserved
Idk, cry probably. Internet makes it seems like every girl out there is a fucking monster but I legit never met/dated a girl like that.
>>218423305Yeah men need a safe space and suck dicks together. In a no homo way.
>>218423587that's definitely when his education ended
>>218423670>SCREEEEEE HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOONK ARRRAHHHGHHH FUCK KAWBOOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM>"ugh the way he just convulsed was like SO ick OMG i have to get out of here this is too much"
>>218423926>women have bad PRnot my problem
I went to a girl's house when I was 16 after we'd been texting for some months and she invited me over.We watched 'The Beach' with Leonardo DiCaprio but just sat in silence the whole time then when it was done I said my goodbyes, got up and left and got the train home. Then later she texted me saying she wasn't interested.That was 15 years ago now and I'm still a virgin. I don't get it; I don't know what I was meant to do. "Make a move bro" doesn't mean anything to me, I don't understand.
>>218423300Jej
>>218423975well, if it helps you, she probably was pretty mad that you rejected her that day
>>218423975>but just sat in silence the whole time then when it was done I said my goodbyes, got up and left and got the train homewhy?
>>218423975>I stayed quiet for 2 hours and left >I don't get itBad news buddy, you're retarded.Good news, you're with your people
>>218423975You literally just lean in for a kiss
>>218424021This, girls hate nothing more than guys wasting their time
>>218423975>when it was done I said my goodbyes, got up and leftYou were supposed to ask her "What did I think of it?"
>>218423975Imagine if she got up and stood on the couch and took off her pants and shit in your mouth as a prank but you actually enjoyed it and she just kept shiting
>>218424105>>>/b/Go make another thread that nobody wants you fucking weirdo
>>218424123Alright where
>>218424123>>218424137Yeah that's what I thought, stay quiet
>>218424102This. Rookie mistake.
>>218423587You say this to me when you yourself have never experienced that touch a woman, posting on this free app
>>218424105how do I get girls to prank me like this?
>>218424090I once did this, the girl pulled back her head and said "Can you kiss properly???" I pretended to have a flu and broke up with her via phone on my way home
>>218423975One half of me is saying>lmao you dense motherfuckerbut the other half is saying>holy based, no sold that whore
>>218423569Yeah obviously
>>218423975i dont understand it either, anonwhenever im close to a woman i cant initiate anything because im paranoid she'll use it to ruin my life for teh lulz
this thread givimg nme the ick
I dunno why so many people freak out cause if the bitch is already talking to you so heavy in private, then you should 100% be in 'the zone' to just grab them. My opening move has always just been to grope their ass and it's worked.
>>218424334I eat their shit, always works
>>218423271Care about their opinion on anything.
>>218423975>got invited by the girl to watch a movie>watched the movieYou fucked up but you were 16 so I give you a pass.
>>218423975isn't this literally a scene from the movie clueless?
>>218424408
>>218423271A girl who was attracted to me found it unattractive I’m told when I moved out of the way about an inch or two to politely give her space when she was reaching for something behind me. Wrap your head around that. I guess I know what I was supposed to do, but my natural instinct isn’t to stand my ground and playfully bully someone when I can simply move an inch for a few seconds to let them get whatever they’re trying to get.
>>218424454women are egotistical misandrists who believe the sole purpose of men is to entertain and serve women, ceaselessly and unquestioningly, until they die.
>>218423271I view women like this the same way I view 4channers that openly seethe when a woman smiles or laughs. That is, I assume they're closet homosexuals.
Twerkin my cheeks
>>218423975You should look her up on Facebook and e-stalk her like everyone else does with missed opportunities.
A girl at my work told me she got the ick because I expressed feeling bad about having to fire a longtime coworker. Some girls are just like that.
>>218423271Probably because the dude is making a high pitched little squeal or snicker sound instead of a hearty guffaw like Charlton Heston. Anyone would hate that.
>>218424653How did you figure that out
>>218423305Are you a fag?
>>218423386>tfw latinoIt's never been so over.
>>218424581goth girls would like this
>Deranged cunts on Twitter represent all womenThis is why you're alone.
>>218423852>3/10 trying to boost her confidence by imagining that she's at constant threat of being raped
>>218423271BRAAAAP
>get laid off from factory job a week before Charlie Kirk is killed>get new gf from dating apps a week after Charlie Kirk is killed>things go pretty well, she is a bit shy so we don't really make out even til the 4th or 5th date and then I fingerfuck her in the woods >we go back to her place with roommates and she sucks my dick and I finger her some more>she calls me daddy a couple of times because I'm 4 years older than her (???)>we don't have sex but she tells me I have a huge cock (I don't) and she bought something in my favorite color for when were alone together>we're in bed a few times and I try to fuck her but she says not tonight so I don't>just finger he to orgasm instead and get a bj>I meet her mom>then get the flu for a week>then meet her dad>tell him how I got laid off but I'm going back to college to try to get a better job>she knew this>after that we don't go to bed anymore>I just get a quick kiss now and then>no more making out>no more sex>she gets upset I don't seem to care bout her family issues>she's also in therapy>asks to meet my parents>I let her>she dumps me 3 days later To this day I don't know if having the flu for a week or something I said to her mom or dad was what did it but she got the ick and stayed for a long time. Sucks because I miss her. I have 100k in savings from wagecucking that's why I wasn't worried to get another job immediately. I wanted to buy a house and have a family. I was on the verge of dumping her for over a month because of how distant she was. I have 2 new girlfriends now and I still think about texting her.
>>218423975Half-based. You should have declined the offer entirely and told her you were too busy painting warhammer 40k figures that day. No greater high than denying a bitch attention.
>>218424728Based babysitter for insane BPD women
>>218424525In my experience that has been the case. You need to be “on” almost at all times or it’s costing you. There’s a debt being run up in their head every instance you’re not on, whatever that means in your unique case. If you’re funny, they want you funny 24/7. It’s not even realistic. Same thing with money. If you’re well off, they expect you to have infinite money. Good at sex? Well you better be able to get it up at all times, all conditions, several times a day. I don’t hate women. I just think on average they’re really fucked up mentally to their own emotional detriment. It’d be like if every guy genuinely believed women don’t shit. The delusion/misunderstanding is that severe and it probably arises from the simple fact that women have zero conscious incentive to learn what men actually are compared to how guys need to learn what women are to have sex and manage them.
>>218424728>be a horny manwhore>wonder what did it, hm must've been the flu
>>218424728>getting the fluMajor ick, unironically what were you thinking
>>218424769She was in therapy and her parents were divorced. I feel like it had to be BPD. She was kinda quiet and autismo. She also read a lot of goonfics, we initially talked about books but it was all romantasy on her end. I seriously wonder if the times she stopped me she wanted me to just rape her anyway. Like that Louis CK bit. I'm not doing that shit. I don't ask for consent for every step of the way like a queer, but I'm gonna say something before I just jam my dick in. Should I text her? She said she was sorry when I dropped her off and told me to text her when I got home. I looked really sad like a bitch. I think I got attached cause I took her to a special event I'd wanted to go to for over a year and I met her right after I was finally freed from my Gehennic factory job after 5 years. I wasn't in love with her but I do miss her. I just can't think of a way to text her that doesn't make me look like a cuck. I could bootycall her to come over. Or just ask what went wrong. She told me to text her when I got home so she knew I was safe. I was so fucking angry she had wasted my parents time taking her and I out to dinner when she was planning to end it anyway, that I never did.
>>218423271You don’t hate women enough. You think you do, but you don’t.
How do people still not understand what shit testing is?
>>218424811She probably fucking a black guy 45 minutes after breaking up with me, but I'm the problem for wanting to have sex. I also took her on plenty of dates just to enjoy her company. I actually liked her. She did ask me if I thought we moved too fast and I said no. I figured it was just her regretting what happened. Anyway it's just sex and I wasn't planning to leave her after we did it. I waited longer than I usually do. I got with an Asian girl and first date I was fingering her and by date 4 we had raw sex.
>>218424889Not gonna read all that shit, just stop being a bitch
>>218423271Yes. I understand what she means.It's not an actual laugh, but a mock laugh that's designed to say "That was a witty pun, and I understood that."
>>218423386Why don’t I have a gf as a 30 year old white man? Is it because I’m 5’7 and unattractive?
>>218424889>>218424929I actually get the impression you're the one with BPD from reading all of this
>>218424777Agree with all that. My ex genuinely blamed me for every time she was unhappy because of her parents like I had to keep her happy at all times and solve all her problems for her and she had no responsibility to find entertainment and joy for herself. And at the same time she would complain that "i always try to solve things" when I did try to help her sometimes. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>218424777Correct. This is also why women will constantly bring up shit that happened years ago like it just happened>reeeeee remember that one time 10 years ago where things didn't go perfectly? I still can't let it go. My single ho bbfs say I can do better
>>218423386So this is why BBC posting is so rampant on /b/
>when he yawns>when he signals to the waiter but the waiter doesn't come>when he makes a phonecall and says "representative" but isn't patched through to a representative >when he taps his credit card but the machine doesn't register it and he has to tap it again>when he has to read the menu at a restaurant >when they mess up his order at a restaurant >when he says "excuse me" >when his phone battery is low>when he always makes sure his phone battery is 85%+>when he gets lost while driving>when he drives with GPS/after looking up directions
>>218423975>We watched 'The Beach' with Leonardo DiCaprioJesus, you should be ashamed of yourself.
>>218424977>when he gets lost while driving>when he drives with GPS/after looking up directions>when he doesn't need directions because he's driven the same path a million times eww so boring
>>218423527What's wrong with having a printer? Maybe he works from home...bitch.
>>218423386>highest response rate>still all single digitslol
>>218424977What possessed our great-grandfathers to decide that these fickle, lunatic creatures deserved political rights?
>>218424977>when he gets caught in the rain and gets wet>when he tries to hide from the rain>when he has to refuel his car>when he puts his clothes in the washing machine
It's really sad how you guys can't separate reality from the internet. Most women aren't like this, you would know that if you spent any time around them. There are plenty of good women out there you just have to go out and find time, but instead you sit in your room falling for ragebait all day. It's genuinely sad to see so many anons doom themselves to dying alone when all they would have to do is go outside and leave this place forever.
>>218423271WOMEN ARE CHILDREN AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH
>>218425059They needed more manpower in the weapons factories so white men could kill each other instead
>>218425114>Most women aren't like thisCitation needed.
>>218423861You are thinking of parasols but even then fuck you. Skin cancer is a real threat.
>>218423283FBPB>>218423305/thread
>>218423467That compression is giving me the ick.
icksisters where we at
>>218424715It's honestly crazy how those cunts imagine that it's an all you can rape buffet out there. I did some elective course at uni that was basically free credits but the downside was that it was 90% women and the shit they tell you makes you assume I live in some African shithole full of rape gangs. I mean, I kinda understand, they were the retards screeching REFUGEES WELCOME a decade ago, they deserve their self inflicted hysteria.
>>218424957Sorry anon, I think this guy right here hit the nail on the head. You sound extremely dense and autistic in the way you imagine things in your head, not even just the hypothetical scenarios but really everything in general. You clearly think you did everything “right” and didn’t realize you were spilling copious amounts of spaghetti every step of the way
>>218423386What's up with that asian men x latino women anomaly?Is there a huge latina migration to asia or something?
>>218425114Most of my blackpills come from irl.The only times I've seen women be kind and loving, is if their boyfriend is really attractive.Otherwise, they pretend to be nice at first, then are bent on making you miserable if you for daring to be average.Seen it too many time with siblings, friends and relatives.
I'm not the oldest anon but I have interacted with a lot of women in my life. I love my wife, my mom, my sister, my cousins, grandmothers, aunts, etc. I have worked with women, for women, and women have worked for me. I am friends with women. I have dated dozens of women. I went to college with women. Worked on projects with women. Overall, I have had (guessing) thousands upon thousands of both passive and intimate interactions with women.That being said, I can conclude without any doubt whatsoever that women are inferior both physically and intellectually to men in every measurable way. If you want to be successful in interacting with women it is best to treat them like children. This is not just for romantic relationships but any interaction you have with them.In my experience, women don’t desire responsibility in any genuine way, especially long-term. That is actually okay because they really aren’t supposed to. Provision and responsiblity are attributes for men. Women that pretend to be resposible (i.e. “girl boss” or women CEOs) pursue these endeavors because they hate men (they want to “prove” something)Look at what happens when women accumulate resources.What happens when you give a ten year old $20? They spend it right away! They spend it on something frivolous with no thought or regard about their future or how to enrich the lives of the people around them."Her money is her money and my money is her money"Men on the other hand work and provision resources to share with the family. Women do not do this. They would rather buy a new pair of shoes or handbag than fix up the family car or home maintenance - "that's what his money is for"Want to be more successful with women? Treat and speak to them like children! Once I realized this, all my anxiety to approach and interact with women went out the window. They WANT to be treated like a child because they are as emotionally mature as one
>>218425114The problem is the good women do nothing to differentiate and separate themselves from the bad women.
>>218425278While I don’t even disagree with you, you seem irrationally worked up about something that definitely in no way effects you on the level you’re imagining
>>218425185no, I have goretex pro rain jackets. Umbrellas are for faggots and if you’re afraid of the sun you’re already fucking dead
>>218424728Probably because she assumed you're not going to be her walking ATM if you're going to go to college or some shitBut cunts are cuntsMyself, I'm falling for the whole "anon you should show some more emotion" thing, something happens that I want to talk to them about and suddenly cunts act like I've been trauma dumping them all this time
>>218423283its a demoralization thread we have so many of these nowbut everyone who is happy with a gf never comes here so no surprisei wouldnt either
>>218425294>from the outside looking in everything looks like peaches and roses, not just posturingListen to yourself. Spoiler alert: it never actually is all that hunky dory pal
>>218425281No I made some mistakes but nothing too major. I know she wanted to get away from her roommates. I would have gotten an apartment with her if she had seemed more interested. Also around that same time her 4/10 friend got a boyfriend show was like an IT manager and had a fancy apartment so she probably figured she could do better. Far as I know she didn't and I have a new gf now. But I know it's just cope because even though my new gf is hotter I still miss the other girl.
>>218425335>everyone who is happy with a gfboth of them?
>>218425335imagine you reach into ur own butthole and pull out a nugget
>>218425278During a genocide in Rwanda rape was used as a weapon of war. The rate of rape was around 22%. Feminists would have you believe that the rape rate is western countries is higher than during a genocide in which rape was an everyday common tactic. Lying liars.
>>218425349>completely unwilling to do any amount of self reflection or accept any fault Gee she missed out on a winner, this new one sure has a catch on her hands
https://vocaroo.com/1mAtNevP5u3s
Foot rubs?
>>218425360wtf is wrong with you man
>>218425327Thing is, I paid for all our dates. I told her I had nearly enough money to buy a house. I took her to some fair that cost like 120 bucks altogether. Did another event together that was like 80 bucks. Plus I took her out to eat 4 or 5 times. I wanted to take care of her. She insisted on paying for a couple dates so I let her. Only because she got insistent about it.
>>218425114t. no experience with women
>>218425387what happened
>>218425343Probably. It never is with women.
>>218424968I loaned my sister a few thousand bucks a while ago so that she could buy a car. We had a pretty clear repayment plan and everything. So anyway months after she was due to pay me back, which was already too much but fuck it, I'm a retard when it comes to family, I ask what's with the money and shit. And then she genuinely brings up the one time I didn't pay her back on time. The sum I owed her? $20. As a 12 year old. I gave it back to her one week later. This is apparently equivalent. lmao.
>>218423305Did you tease her back or fold like a bitch?
>>218425114I've been saying this but people here don't believe me. As I said I've never met or dated such a woman, usually you can spot this kind of girl before going on a date with her, but I'm not an apps guy so maybe that's how you can stumble upon a shitty date.
>>218425402You’re basically thinking on the same level as retarded women who scroll through instagram and think “everyone has such an exciting life but ME”
>>218425403I think you should be more selfish anon, you're obvious a good dude on some level if you want to loan a few thousand dollars to help out some family, but you're also giving out a loan to someone who you probably shouldn't trust as much as you do. My entire immediate family except my dad ended up being scumbags like that, so I don't talk with any of them anymore
>>218423852huh, I wonder if this has something to do with it?
>>218425469Why?All I'm saying is that women are way less kind and giving if their boyfriend/husband is not attractive.Not even complaining about it. It is what it is.
>>218425397magic happened
>>218425600
>>218425012A true MAN knows how to navigate with the aid of the stars and raw geography knowledge. But of course you have soft hands.
>>218423300
>>218425114Nothing's more likely to make you post stupid stuff like this than a lack of experience with women. I was just hitching a ride with a woman I know the other day, and she spent the time talking about how her man enjoys movies and likes to watch his favourite movies with her, and she was complaining that they "give [her] nothing". Apparently, his favourite movie is The Green Mile and the way he reacts to it gives her 'the ick' to use a contemporary term. But I've overheard so many cases of women doing shit like this, even women talking trash about the father of their children to those children. As if not realizing that a criticism of a boy's father, who the boy is extremely alike, is also going to be understood by that boy as a criticism of themselves. But this shit just comes out of them naturally, it's some sort of instinct.
>>218423527i refuse to believe women actually think like this. i'm sure they all get the ick at certain traits and behaviors but i think most of the shit that gets posted on social media is ragebait or women trying, and failing, to be funny.
>>218425677I think in many cases it stems from the woman finding her boyfirend unattractive and subconsciously resenting him for that. Any kind of ick is just an excuse to express that resentment. Just like when you're already pissed at someone, the most minor things they do can set you off.
>>218423689This isn't as much a woman thing as it is just a symptom of someone who is extremely talkative, I've seen men behave the same way
>>218425757Yep
>>218425059Boomer men were psychopathically determined to ruin the world for their sons.
>>218423467Kek like a cartoon character.Happened to me a few times.Knowing it triggers girls gives me bumps of pleasure.
>>218423852Women are such a cancerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k_tSL4L01i4&pp=ygUOR2VuIHogbWVuIGtpZHM%3D
>>218423562and /gif/ is still full of it, as well as other boards, so there goes your schizo theory
>>218425291it's probably the same thing as black women not responding to white men (because only the utterly repulsive dregs that have no other option are hitting them up)
>>218423975Any girl that says shes not interested only because you didn’t make a move is retarded
>>218424702>pretending most women don't spend all day on SM NGMI
>>218423271I dont do little laughs. I go from smiling and exhaling sharply to full on howls of laughter
>>218425403Never help out family with money. It's a black hole.
>>218425114Please stop spreading misinformation underage
>>218424889You both sound like fucking losers and if you text her again you’re the bigger loser
>>218425374You're either a roastie or retarded. I do accept some fault. I should have been more forward about asking her what she wanted and expected. I should have been more clear and forthright. I should have asked her why she pulled away in physical affection. I avoided serious conversations because I was afraid of the answer. I should have put more effort into emotionally comforting her. I did care about her, I did, I told her I did. I should have done something with her to make her feel better. But then, she farmed me for a lot of favors. I took her to a cafe and she spent half of it applying for new jobs and apologized for ignoring me. I said it was fine. It really was fine with me. I wanted to be supportive. I helped her when she needed help moving stuff. I was happy to take care of her.I made mistakes yeah. I have reflected a lot. Just makes me sad I couldn't save things with her.But yeah you're either a troll, a roastie, or retarded if you still think I am dodging all responsibility for what happened. I am mostly just angry she wasted my parents' time when they didn't do anything wrong.
>>218425114>. Most women aren't like thisImagine being such an virgin loser you think women have some kind of obligation to not act according to your misogynist stereotypes. The pathology is in your mind. What's wrong with most women being like that incel?
>>218423271Women are at their funniest when they are being masochistic, it's very on brand
>>218423975She's married and has a family now and may even be sexually satisfied.
>>218426139Stop trolling dude it's not funny.
>>218424728Are you vaxxed? This is important!
>>218424929>after breaking up with me >afterfucking kek how naive are you?
>>218426175KYS and go back to /pol/ or theredpill whatever other MRA shit hole you crawled out of. Women don't have to act in any kind of way to satisfy your incel notions of balance.
>>218426190Yeah I was dumb enough to take it. I regret it immensely. I got a 50 dollar dunkin donuts gift card from work for it like a true Amerimutt. Are you saying this because I sound like a dumb niggercattle from my story or because my (liberal) ex was somehow secretly a based antivaxxer who didn't want my vaxxed cum poisoning her?Because my new gf is literal antifa-tier and had no problem taking my dick.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_FlNCwzcto
>>218426243>Because my new gf is literal antifa-tier
>>218426017But why latinas specifically and not white women then?I don't think latino culture is popular in asian, so how the men there is even exposed to latinas.Or is this driven by indian "asians" living in US and Canada?
>>218426243Both honestly
>>218425114>There are plenty of good womenLike any thing good and worthwhile I would say thats only 20% of women. Wouldn't call that plenty.
>>218426134That’s quite the chunk of deflective cope you got there dude kek
>>218425579>chads GF treats him so goodRetard
>>218425303It kinda gets on your nerves when that shit comes up every single timeI wish I was kidding
>>218425677>what even is posturing for social media
>>218423670I'm so fucking glad I am GAYfuck women
>>218423975It took me like 30 years to learn this, but you're supposed to progressively increase physical engagement. Touch her shoulder/arm, then hands, then hips, and if she's still happy then kiss her cheek and then her lips. If that sounds stupid and contrived, it doesn't matter, that's just how women work.
>>218423527Why tf do you need a printer for in this day and age?
>>218426515people have things called jobs where sometimes you need to print stuff
>>218426316how?>>218426269yeah she wanted me to go to an ICE protest with her lol>>218426310there's no way it's number 2.
>>218426134>angry she wasted my parents’ time >still want ex despite having a new bitch that’s supposedly hotter Holy kek at your disappointing life
>>218425403>gf’s dog is sick with parvo>dog she shouldn’t have bought in the first place because she has too many pets already, and one of them had parvo already and, as such, is a carrier >she spends all her money on treatment and then has nothing for rent >I pay her rent and she swears up and down that she’ll give me 50 bucks out of every paycheck until it’s paid back >never paid me a dime
>>218426559Lmao anti ice fags are the worst. I personally enjoy my buddy in border patrol sending body cam footage of gassing those jobless bums protesting
As an older Chinese girlfailure (29) the only time I got the ick was when a mexican boyfriend took me to the movies and called the Icee a "freezy" in the most zesty ass voice and he kept saying it "this freezy is so good, I wanna try your freezy." I was physically repulsed he kept saying it like that and I couldn't look at his lips and mustache with icee on his lips.
>>218426835She's really classy and cute actually. I think it's just typical bleeding heart woman wanting to be nice to who she sees as victims.>>218426562Well yeah she disrespected them honestly. If you're planning to leave someone you don't ASK to meet their parents first. What the fuck.And yeah the new girl is hotter and really into me but I still miss the other girl. Maybe it's because she was a friend of a friend of a friend so it feels like I was "supposed" to be with her or something, like she was already part of my community. Plus all the sentimental bullshit I already listed. All my friends tell me my new gf is hotter and I "traded up" but I still think of my ex-gf living with a bunch of retarded roommates, unable to sleep, grinding away at her job stressing her out, and sad about her grandpa's mental decline. I want to take care of her.
>>218426901so you're a tranny?
>>218425349have you posted about this before? like, multiple times? even in a site awash in tales of autistic misreads, this really stands out. i can't believe this exact scenario is that common.
>>218426515MTG proxies
>>218426559Lol at your entire lifeLmao, evenThis is a doormat person
>>218426926Did anybody remotely ask
>>218427068I'm just fucking the antifa girl. I'm not turning down pussy over politics. Makes it hotter if anything.>>218427087shut up zoomer.
the guys who got baited by the anime image, you guys are ick factor 6
>>218426901tits or gtfo
Women say they want to watch a movie with you, they don't want to actually watch the movie. They want to watch the first 45~ minutes and then bang. If you don't start making out by the first hour, you failed the mission.
>>218423271just be yourself anon, don't try to impress the semen demon. If she's into you that little laugh will be endearing. That one is just an attention whore that posted, well, for attention.
>>218427105Look I get it, babbys first poonani that isn’t complete pity scraps is an exciting time in a young man’s life, I understand that you want to go tell it on the mountain but you really shouldn’t because nobody cares. Go start a blogspot page and stop being embarrassing to a board full of retards, of all people.
>>218425114>patently incorrect information>haughty tone>little tranime girl reaction imagefuck off already
ICE is bad, though.
