She has declared war against us! https://graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/news/what-is-a-4chan-stan-lily-allen/
>>218423375Spoonfeed me I'm not clicking that shit.
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>>218423497this. Also, not fighting your meaningless battles, OP
>>218423375>theater kid who larps as working class mockneynot that i'm against chuds being bullied but two wrongs..
>>218423497>>218423516Lily thinks we're chads two-timing women:>On the track titled ‘4chan Stan,’ Lily sings about finding receipts in her lover’s bedside drawer for gifts that weren’t given to her. Asking him about the other woman in his life, Lily asks, ‘Why don’t you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous/ What, is she famous?’>Jumping into the chorus, Lily then unleashes what could be the cruellest insult to date: ‘What a sad, sad man/ It’s giving 4chan stan.’
how old is she?
didnt she release this song last year?and its about her ex (the stranger things boomer) who got addicted to jerking off to /gif/ webms
Lily Allen is a troll she's one of you playing you at your own game
>>218423375It's funny watching women revel in their cuckoldry while getting cheered on by other women.
>>218424213>the stranger things boomerfinn wolfhard?
>>218423375I know a few songs of hers and shes seething about men on all of them lol
It's been like a year since this happened
>>218424338Yes
>>218423375Who'd Have Known is a 10/10 banger even if she stole the melody from a Take That song
her music is good stay mad
>>218424402>>218424415even if I look past the fact that she's the femcel anthem machine, her music is mid at best even for arthoe whorepop standards
>>218423612>What a sad, sad man/ It’s giving 4chan stan.wow this is everything/epic
>>218423375Mid. So I don't want to find out who this
>>218424415alfie is my nigga
>>218424733listen to Who'd Have Known it's literally one of the most adorable songs ever recorded
>>218423375Lmao. She's upset her marriage didn't work and lashing out at us for some reason. This is pathetic. The article doesn't even state specifically why she's attacking, probably a sad attempt at making her shit music relevant.
>>218423612How does "stan" work here? I don't speak ebonics or zoom zoom or whatever this is
>>218423375long time shitposters are more famous than her
>>218424848>ebonics
>>218424796eh it's okayMV made me feel depressed since no cute girl will ever kidnap me over being obsessively in love with me thoalso she cute
>>218424882yes, Em the Wigger King speak in ebonics
>>218424899the MV is kinda weird with all the kidnapping of fake Elton and distracts from the song. It's Lily falling in love with (You) but being scared you don't like her as much as she likes you
>>218424882I still don't understand the linguistic function here, man. I know Stan is a name. What I don't understand how it's being used here, without capitalization.
>>218423375>Brown eyes
>>218423375This is old news we talked about it last month why are you spamming/tv/ and /pol/ with it now
>>218424848Remember Eminem's Stan? >>218424882About a crazy fan name Stan who wanted to be him. People on Twitter or whatever started to use stan instead of fan, but iirc people stopped with this bullshit a few years ago.Lily is lost in time and space
>In 2024, Allen began hosting a twice-weekly BBC Sounds podcast, Miss Me?, with her friend Miquita Oliver.[168] That year, she opened an OnlyFans account to sell pictures and videos of her feet.[169] Allen had discovered that photos of her feet were popular on WikiFeet, a foot fetish website, and her nail technician suggested she could make money selling photos.[169] Allen said that, as of 2024, she earned more from OnlyFans than she did from her approximately eight million listeners on Spotify.[170] Allen has said she has had about four or five abortions.what a wiki article
>>218425023So she's saying this guy possibly having another girlfriend somehow relates to both Stan and 4chan? I'm sorry but this lyric is incoherent to me
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>>218425055No, that the guy "follows" 4chan a bit too much, he's a fan of 4chan, which is bad since it's full of incels. Long version:>Now let's get into 4chan. Gaining popularity in 2011, 4chan is an online forum, famous for its less moderated imageboard. The premise isn’t too dissimilar to Reddit, but while Reddit requires users to create an account to post, 4chan is known for being much more anonymous.>And with anonymity comes antagonism. Alongside popular internet memes and online ‘hacktivism,’ 4chan has also been linked to some more extremist and controversial content, including Red Pill and incel groups. It’s not a platform intended to be used by these communities, but it’s a platform where certain communities have thrived.>In one study done earlier this year, platforms such as 4chan were described as a ‘breeding ground for extreme ideologies’. 11.2% of posts contained hate speech, with sexism found in 12% of hateful posts.>Another study on 4chan from King’s College London spoke of ‘escalating concern across national governments about the rise of far-right extremism'. They also issued a warning to readers, noting ‘Some of the content we reproduce from 4chan is extremely offensive and can be classified as hate speech.’>In April of this year, The New Yorker also published a piece on 4chan’s less savoury content, writing, ‘Illicit material was never hard to find on the internet, but 4chan served as an early hub – or "dumping ground" might be more apt. The site was inundated with pornography, pirated files, and uncensored screeds about dating or politics.’>So combining ‘4chan’ and ‘stan’, it seems Lily is saying the man in her song is giving vibes of a man obsessed with 4chan (and perhaps it’s more nefarious content). If one thing’s certain, it’s far from a compliment…
>>218425085there's no fucking way 11.2% of 4chan posts contain hate speech
>>218425085But what's the connection between a guy with two girlfriends and a 4channer, wtf
>>218425046>about 4 or 5Is losing track of how many abortions you've had normal behavior?
>>218425106there's no connectionif a girl calls you fat and ugly, your fat gut isn't connected to your ugly face
>>218425130But the lyrics directly draw that connection with the "it's"Whatever, I'm never going to get it.
>>218425097it doesthe remaining 88.8% is exploding vans
>>218425174Hackers on steroids
>>218425085>11.2% of posts contained hate speech, with sexism found in 12% of hateful posts.Those are rookie numbers.
>>218425156She thinks a bad man, who cheats and see a woman as meat, follows 4chan. You don't get it because the truth is, she doesn't know what the fuck is 4chan and what we do here. I just saw some guy on Reddit calling Greed from Seven Deadly Sins a "4channer Incel". It's just means "Bad People" for them, it's the new Nazi.
Look bitch it's not our fault you're a one hit wonder who married David Harbour.
>>218425085They basically admit that 4chan is dangerous because they can't punish people for what they say.
>there was a guy who cheated on me and I found out because I found receipts for gifts he bought for other women... just like a typical 4channerlol what?is she basically saying "You cheated on me you fucking incel!"
>>218425046wtf lmao
>>218425016Stan = obsessed fan4chan stan = 4chan obsessed anon
>>218423375A stalker fan of 4chan?I don't think anyone is fan of the site it self. I think it's pretty much the opposite.
based Lilly
>>218425298Thanks, this was a big help
>>218424338>>218423516>>218424398Literally her breakout hit lol
>>218423497i glanced at an article when this was released. it's a lot of personal bullshit between her and her husband (the disheveled beardo sheriff from Stranger Things) that she's airs to the world though through her clumsy lyrics and shitty music, effectively placing all of the blame on the breakdown of their marriage on him even though, by all accounts, they both seem like scum.
>>218425085>Gaining popularity in 2011
>>218423375oh look, its the "paying for my abortion is romantic" girl
How would she know what a fan of 4chan was like unless she herself was a fan of 4chan? Lily are you here?
Lily has been saying the same shit as "manosphere" people for decades now>when she was 22 her future looked bright>she's nearly 30 now and she's out every night>what she wants is a boyfriend, she gets one night stands>how did she get here, this wasn't the plan>it's sad but it's true how society says her life is already over>there's nothing to do and nothing to say>until the man of her dreams comes along, lifts her up and puts her over his shoulder>it seems so unlikely in this day and age
>>218425097and here we see the challenge of defining 'hate speech'. i'm sure to the people who would conduct a study like this, expressing support for the concept of same sex bathrooms would be classified as hate speech.
>>218425307yes. as much of my life as i've wasted here, for as much mindless, low effort bullshit the boards are filled with these days, for all of the shills, feds, bots, agent provocateur, etc., it does remain one of the last true bastions of free speech.
>>218425498>women won't settle for anything less than perfection>wonder why they're lonelyThey really are retards aren't they?
>>218425502there are retard chuds who need to bring identity politics into every thread but most people just want to talk about the subject
>>218425470Not completely wrong. It might have been popular already in 2007-2009 but it only got mainstream around 2010-2011.
>>218423375I'd love to hold her hand, kiss her and have abortions and stuff with her.
>>218425106>>218425156>>218425497It's just an euphemism for "bad". Lilly got cheated on, Lilly is now mad, Lilly wrote a song and called the man who cheated on her a bad word. It's the same shit when the modern left labels everything Nazi or far-right or whatever the flavor of the month term is. It has nothing to do with the definition of the word or the meaning behind it. If you don't worship their ideology that's bad therefore you're a (insert bad word here). It's not more complicated than this.
>>218425498>what she wants is a boyfriend, she gets one night standsmaybe don't sleep with dudes on the first date?
>>218425604There is nothing wrong with fucking on a first date.
>>218425662ok Lily but don't get mad when you'll get pump&dump'd again
>>218425549i understand that but i'm saying that the definition of hate speech is too fluid to accurately reflect that site's content. on this board, for example, if there were a thread criticizing the casting of an actor because their skin color or gender was different from the source material, every single post in agreement could be deemed hate speech.
>>218425595There are 2 types of ideologies: liberal and communist. If you don't associate with either of the two, you're probably a Nazi.
>>218425497Lily made a song about her brother masturbating and playing video games all day.Her brother is a relatively successful actor.
>mentally unstable woman who had a couple of hits 20 years ago writes lyrics to a song nobody will listen toOh no, 4chanstansisters. We're finished.
Fair play to Lilz, she's still living in the 2000s when this godforsaken site was relevantThe Fear is a banger though, also West End Girl was her best album in years (possibly ever?)
>>218425931Worse, it's all focused on her ex-husband. She hates him and has been writing songs and entire albums about their failed relationship non-stop since their divorce.
>>218425860Yeah that's funny. He seems like your average guy to me, nothing nerd about it. Maybe she just has an ego and needs to put everyone below her all the time.
>>218424848I was about to call you a dumb ESL, but any human brain should have the requisite wiring for universal grammar. So I can only assume you're a dumb nigger.
>>218425860when she wrote and released that song, he was just jerking and playing vidya all day. He booked Game of Thrones afterwards, so thank you Lily for motivating him to do something with his life
>>218426060>universal grammarGrammar rules don't reveal to you the meaning of slang words.
>>218423612So David Harbour lurks here?
>>218423375she's a communist whore who killed her babies in the wombshe already lost the war, her soul belongs to moloch now
>>218426196Probably not, but she wants everyone to think that. But she also said her brother was a loser gooner and he seems fine, so maybe the problem is >>218425046>Allen has said she has had about four or five abortions.
>>218426196I'm sure lots of celebs do.
>>218423375Who gives a fuck what this talentless nepo cunt thinks?She likely only called the song that to try to slander her faggot husband when he's 1000x more likely to be a Plebbitor than come here.
>>218426306Brie Larson, not even joking. She's 100% autistic, seems to the type that would make threads about herself "for giggles" and get mad super fast. Which is basically every Brie thread.Also Pam from The Office.>>218426324100% correct, but it's always fun when normies think they understand 4chan. Like that bong show with the guy having an irl tranny folder, man that shit always get me.
>>218423375>makes song mocking her asshole ex husband>titles it 4chan Stan>not 4chan Mani feel like she could have workshopped this one longer and released it as a standalone single. anyway she's hotter than him so she still won
>>218426563>2026>not having physical tranny folderwhat will you do when there's a blackout?
>>218426671idk man I've seen lot of women swooning over him during the "protective father figure" tv craze and she ain't getting younger eitherthey were an odd pair imo but pretty looksmatched
>>218423612>>218425085>subject of song is married with a side piece>this is considered 4chan behavior>4chan is for incels thoughThe schizo logic used to be funny but it's a tired bit now.
Coach don't care. Coach too lazy to even tripfag anymore.
>nepo baby>angry at men>doesn't know what she's talking aboutI just lost what little respect I had for her. Fuck her and her dad.
