I will now watch uhhhh... whatever dakota johnson is in I dont know
you zoomers dont really grasp how torturing is interacting with a woman born between 1980-1995Id rather eat my own testicles.
was gonna make this into a webm earlier but I'm lazy
>>218423970>woman born between 1880-1995fixed
>>218424110
>>218424110ehhhh...maybe,but trying to fuck a lady born in 1880 is out of the question I guess,and gerontophilia isnt my thing either.
>>218423970Brother, try interacting with a girl who was born after 2000.
>>218424192im trying but they refuse to get into my van
>>21842419220some girls can be trained to recover from the brainwash.any bitch over 30 years old is beyond salvation.
>>218423933Manface
>>218424296Maybe in America, but I've never been with a girl over 30.
>>218424256I have a feeling that you became aware of this joke in joke in 2010, because it's a dumb joke to make in 2026
>>218423970Nah, a woman like Dakota is fine. She never got brainwashed because she dropped out of school and doesn't do social media. She'd look through all of us romantically because she's patrician born obviously, but she's polite and chill and kinda funny in person.
Speaking of Dakota, her voice is very sexy, I don't understand why is she so stiff in movies despite being very charming and playful in interviews.
>>218423933Those ribcage tattoos are worse than regular tattoos.
>>218423933I'd like her to coat my Johnson with her pussy grease, if you get what I am saying
>>218424382shes is the quintesential cat lady used up whorish 6/10 milenial spawnstop being so thirsty and pay a prostitute if you need pussy so much
>>218424382Hi Dakota. Thanks for joining /tv/ tonight
>>218424443This might as well be ancient Greek to my ignorant ass
>>218424373not as dumb as the kid who had to spent her childhood in my basement
>>218423933Does she have hot sex scenes in the 50 shades movies? I'd enjoy seeing a prolonged spanking scene with her if she didn't use a butt double.
>>218423933imagine marrying her and Don Johnson calls you the son he never had
>>218424455What's a 10/10 for you?
>>218423970Eating your own testicles sounds kinda hot though.
>>218423933I understood her a lot better once I realized she acts like she’s Don Johnson’s daughter.
>>218424110the industrial revolution and its consequences...
>>218426649imagine having sex pretending youre Don Johnson
>>218426697imagine having sex while actually being Don Johnson
