>It appears operation Pyrrhus was a massive success
good thread
>We've had some crushing setbacks, but I'm confident that Project Waterloo is where we turn it all around
>sir, Project Hubris is nearly finished, under budget and ahead of schedule
>Project Sisyphus is stalling sir, we just can't seem to make any more progress
>>218427522>We'll have to go back to formula... again.
>USS Unsinkable II will be operational soon, sir
>monitors from Project Cassandra are reporting a catastrophe coming right toward us>it’s probably nothing, just ignore it
>Project ORION has been hit with friendly fire
>>218427605..whatever happened to the USS Unsinkable I?
>Our analysts did some digging, sir. Apparently this abandoned lab is connected to something known as "The Pandora Initiative". >I've heard enough. Let's crack those doors open and get in there
Trump is the worst president of all time.
>Sir, the Kronos manufacturing facility... it appears to have gained sentience and has started recycling its own production to fuel itself
>>218427506kek
>>218426631>Sir, Operation Icarus is ahead of even our wildest projections. If we remain at this level, success is all but guaranteed.
>Ma'am, your son wants to talk about project Oedipus. He knows what happened to your father
>Sir, Project Pandora is firing on all cylinders. Once we crack open a portal to the Nega-Realms, unlimited energy will be at our fingertips.
>>218427703Don't worry about it. It made it back to port on its own power.
>>218426631>Sir, they just called from the central, they won't bring project Lazarus back to live.
>Yes ma'am your child is very sick, we have consoluted Munchausen as our proxy
>Project Schrödinger is a success >Are you sure?
>>218426631>is there is NO anti-memetics division!
Sir...it's Project Monkey's Paw...something has gone wrong...
>>218426631>Excellent work. This will surely be the end of project Lazarus.
>Johnson, I've just left a call with the President. The Osiris Initiative is back online, renamed Operation Horus for security reasons.
>Welcome to the Prometheus Aviary! I'll give you a quick tour of the premises>Thanks, it's great to be here! Wow, these birds look pretty hungry>Don't worry about it
>Sir, we've gotten a major malfunction with Project Sisyphus!>Double your efforts! I want it done by the end of the week!
>The Casey Jones initiative shows no sign of slowing down
>Operation Sean Connery beat his wife again
>Sir, it's project Kabbalah... I just can't make any sense of it!>What do you mean, you have great results!
>for good luck I'm naming our operation on my wife's two favourite things>by jove, market garden will surely be successful
>operation frog thread is a go
we nuked it from space
>Sir, the Oedipus Project seems really... degenerate
>>218428141>not cooking & cleaning
>Operation Dubs Get is a resounding success
>Sir, I suspect that one of the engineers from Project Judas may be an infiltrator.
>Sir, you must remember that Project Gemini is a two phase operation!
>This stuff ridiculously difficult to obtain, what did you call it again? "unobtanium"?
>You have to understand the Project Hail Mary has little hope of working, but it's our last hope
