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I'm about to marathon this, what am I in for?
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don't act like you don't know
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castration and prison in a just society
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>>218431251
>marathon
What do you even mean by this?
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smoking kino
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>>218431251
you can't talk about this movie here
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>>218431251
kino
unless you're a mindbroken zoomer, then you'll probably just sperg about le pdf file
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>>218431300
it's a bait hook meant to piss someone off. that's all 4chan is anymore, just a bunch of zoomers coming here hoping to piss someone off so their discord can giggle about it. nothing is authentic.
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>>218431251
french culture
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something waking up inside you that wasn't supposed to
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>>218431307
it's gonna summon him

>>218431331
mwaaahaa
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>>218431251
Decent movie. But zoomers can’t stop jerking off so every relationship they see on screen is for them to jerk of to because of their conditioning, which makes them unable to stomach liking anything “sus”
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>>218431300
Im going to watch in on my flight to Marathon Greece
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>>218431251
how can you marathon a movie?
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>>218431251
Watch director's cut.
It's not necessarily better as a movie, but there are more questionable cunny scenes.
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>>218431329
>pretending to oldfag
Leon is just a /tv/ meme. Because we could never have threads about it without someone eventually posting something illegal
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>>218431377
"hurr I'm gonna marathon this movie guys marathon a single movie get it guys hahah", not Leon you illiterate retard
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I want a new Arthur movie
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>>218431251
>what am I in for?
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>>218431360
it's probably the longer and more based, unrated version
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>>218431404
No one will EVER care about what you want
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>>218431395
It’s just a silly fun way to prompt a thread innit?
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>>218431251
>what am I in for?

The basic "Lone Wolf and Cub" trope

Hardened Assassin/Warrior doing assassin/warrior shit with a kid in tow.

>The Mandalorian
>Last of Us
>God of War (Norse series)
>The Road

>Leon the Professional

...the only hook is the obvious controversial one with the assassin towing around jailbait cunny that actually wants to "resolve her daddy issues on".
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>>218431452
Aka the plot of hundreds of thousands of Japanese movies games books and tv shows
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Was her father molesting her? Is that why she spent all that time with Leon?
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>>218431490
No I think it was something about rescuing her from being quadrupled homocided but that’s just me
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>>218431490
>Was her father molesting her?

Nah,.. just smacked her around a lot (as far as the movie shows) and let his second wife and step-sister walk all over her.
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What does milk represent in this film? Leon drinks milk.
The girl brings a cartoon of milk to his door
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>>218431534
Innocence. It shows Leon has the mind of child
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>>218431251
top 3 films of all time
everyone gives a great performance
theme, setting, delivery, and OST are all great
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>>218431545
What does the girl represent? Leons desire to become a man?
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>>218431534
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>>218431573
the girl represents something to protect, when all he’s done ever is kill
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>>218431534
that's a good question and deserves proper autistic analysis
since i love this film i will indulge you

give me a few moments to finish my hot chocolate and partake in some stimulation outside
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>>218431534
>What does milk represent in this film?
all the semen luc besson spilled watching audition tapes for mathilda
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>>218431574
It must be hard to give such an intense performance acting a scene with a child.
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>>218431574
Yeah thats not innocence
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>>218431603
kek
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>>218431611
It’s actually a comedic beat in the movie. Like the contrast between the previous scene and lulz milk time
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>>218431632
his hand puppet thing is comedic too
the "cute name" line brings tension rather than eases it
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>>218431603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmV_6-2PY0g
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>>218431534
Knowing that she's Jewish Luc expected Hershlag to grow giant khazar milkers in the future, but sadly reality is often disappointing...
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>>218431603
Is it true his first wife was twelve?
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>>218431741
she was 15
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>>218431802
Based and normalpilled
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>>218431802
Im gonna keep telling people she was twelve
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>>218431893
George Lucas wanted Indiana Jones to have fucked Marian when she was 12 but Spielberg said no
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>>218431905
I dont watch goyslop
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>>218431741
out of 10
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>>218431339
>something waking up inside you that wasn't supposed to

i'm sorry... ;_;
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>>218431251
Imagine how tight that hole would be. Imagine the cute moans as you stretch it open. All you have to do is get that little kike out of the room and Jean is all yours.
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>>218431300
He's going to watch it without checking the Wikipedia summary every 10 minutes
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>>218431251
It's a meme film on here but it's actually a good movie. Watched it a month ago.
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>>218431905
based george
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>>218431329
>just a bunch of zoomers
this has existed before zoomers were even a thing
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>>218431946



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