>>218477345
You don't. Get what you want out of a woman and move on. You're paying her for sex, she's not paying you for it.

>>218477345
By being a working-class BVLL.
Rich boys are shrimp dick two-pump chumps.

>>218477345
have a BBC to overwhelm her with until she's hooked for life

>>218477369
Look at her having fun, she should be paying for it

>>218477345
She's a whore. Who cares?

If you're with someone you care about just eat them out before the plowing. Chicks will tell you what they like, just don't blow your load too early.

>>218477345
I don't get how people hook up with literal hookers without going limp. All is be thinking about is how many cocks has been inside this slut and how long ago was the last one? Two hours ago? This morning? Last night? Is there still another dudes cum residue in this chicks mouth?

>>218477388
She's always paying for it.

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>>218477345
Just attack at night.

>>218477405
>I don't get how people hook up with literal hookers without going limp
being low IQ and desperate helps

>>218477389
>If you're with someone you care about just eat them out before the plowing.
/thread

>>218477345
start doing THIS

>>218477405
low T post

My first kiss was with a hooker

>>218477389
>just eat them out before the plowing
kek look at this faggot everyone

>>218477345
sauce??

>>218477345
Just don't think about funny stuff while he's fucking you.

It's not complicated.

>>218477345
memes aside, shitposting aside, woman hating aside
what the fuck about her performance in that movie justified an Oscar? it was the type of role that every savvy 20something actress takes while they're still hot and have an excuse to do a whore role, there was nothing clever or challenging about the acting

>>218477628
It's just me with my gf. She always laughs at me like this.

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>>218477649
>put on a really embellished ghetto NY accent
>dance naked
>act sad
heres your oscar!

>>218477345
>>218477649
I thought it was pretty good considering her only other role before was the Nostalgia Chick

>>218477389
t. Bushman of the Kalahari

>>218477405
Normal women are insanely sexually active. Even if you are in a relationship with one there's a chance she's seeing other men behind your back

>>218477649
she is a jew, holywood is run by jew

>>218477345
name of girl??

>>218477704
No true

>>218477345
Don't have sex with whores. That's how you avoid this.

>>218477649
Forgive me but I never understood what makes a person worthy/unworthy of an oscar? What are the criteria? If the movie is crap, but the acting was great can a person still get an oscar?

>>218477345
You just get better at sex the more you have it. You last longer
Being a Five Pump Chump is mostly a mental thing and you get over it with a bit of practice

>>218477405
>All is be thinking about is how many cocks has been inside this slut and how long ago was the last one? Two hours ago? This morning? Last night? Is there still another dudes cum residue in this chicks mouth?
That's what I think of as I'm fucking my wife and it's what makes me cum the hardest

>>218477603
>being averse to eating pussy
Nigger, did you just step out of the early 90s? Pussy is great and not being willing to eat bitches out was some kind of 90s faggot meme.

>>218477369
>she's not paying you for it
Not with your terrible fucking skills she isn't

>>218477405
You'd be surprised. I found out my friends sister "dated" 16 guys just last year in 2025. And she's 29 years old and working some basic office job. Even if she fucked/sucked half those guys that's still a lot. Imagine what her body-count will be by 30. But if you met her you'd never guess she was such a huge slut unless somebody else told you.

>>218477828
>But if you met her you'd never guess she was such a huge slut unless somebody else told you.
Which makes the female tendency to gossip and shame women behind their backs for being sluts seem like a virtuous social safeguard that we should encourage.

>>218477603
I'll never wrap my head around this argument. "Muh you put your mouth on that you'll put it on anything." I mean...no I won't.

I'm eating pussy, it's so far from sucking dick or anything gay that I just don't get it. You have to be a dumb wop to still think like this or a nigger. Not a big difference.

>>218477828
idk if it is cultural but most of the female friends i have are basically shut-ins, like having 1-2 bfs by age 30 or something. then like a couple of them are just megasluts and you can tell by the way they act and talk

fwiw the prudes are not that fun to date because they are so skittish about banging. getting ur dick sucked on the 2nd date is more fun but admittedly that those women are not ones you want to have real relationships. i guess in a way you have to take the womanpill on this matter and bang someone on the side while you do the dating attunement quest for a woman you can actually trust not to carry STDs and shit

>>218477345
Chilli powder on the OUTSIDE of the condom.

>>218477345
sex?
I've subconsciously been avoiding it against my will for all my life.

>>218477345
Only sleep with girls who genuinely want you and not what you have

>>218477988
such females do not exist

>>218477345
Fuck normally and not like a spastic retard

>>218477419
After learning that Americans tended to get assigned the daytime air raids, while the Brits got stuck with nighttime raids the entire war, I understand why RAF pilots are shown as being such jerks to American pilots (frustration and possibly envy)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combined_Bomber_Offensive

>>218478072
Bongs outclass mutts in warfare by lightyears.

you gives a shit what a whore thinks?

>>218478104
Lol bait

>>218477459
For what it's worth, I tend to score approximately in the higher IQ ranges, and I've been with escorts. A lifetime of overthinking and mindfulness, helps with being able to direct metacognition. I'm in the moment, physically, not mentally thinking about other guys' cocks.

>>218477345
Let her do the fucking work then, and laugh in her face when she doesn't move like an expert whore.

>>218478150
>higher success rate with far less men and resources
Meanwhile Mutts are just lazy fats who rely on overwhelming firepower and shit their pants and retreat when their radio stops working.

>>218478104
This. The term "friendly fire" was invented in America. Enough said.

>>218478201
I liked Generation Kill.
Showcased the gross incompetence of your average mutt grunt quite well.

>>218478245
Thanks. I'll give that a watch. I could do with a laugh.

>>218478201
>have billions worth of tech
>300 man surveillance team back at HQ feeding you intel and sattelite feeds
>still manage to blow up Tyrone, O'Neil and pvt Gonzalez by mistake
lel

>>218477345
Fun fact. If you are hot then you are allowed to have a small dick and she'll get into a headspace where she actually cums. I've given women legshaking, leaking orgasms that can't be faked and I'm only working with 5"

>>218478072
The Brits only started going into daytime raids by the end of the war when AA was basically nonexistent because the US already paved the way. It was the US that usually took the brunt of AA counter battery during their bombings so I don't know why the UK always show their pilots being high class when they were given the easier time tables.

>>218477649
oscars have gone haywire years ago. i don think they mean much anymore.

>>218478428
The Americans only ever turn up during the last week when everything is already done so they can snaffle some of the glory.
That's why Trump genuinely believes that all wars last a matter of weeks.

>>218478428
Night raids were given to RAF pilots because Americans couldn't navigate in the dark.

>>218477405
I get turned on by turning my partner on so the very premise behind hookers doesn't work with me

>>218478245
Doesn't it showcase the incompetence of the chain of command more than the grunt? Orders are sluggish and often nonsensical, the senior enlisted is more concerned with regulation than the welfare, combat effectiveness, and good order of his men. The average grunt is displayed as consistently making the right calls, but hamstrung by the orders they are given.

>>218477757
I think anon is saying that there was nothing special about the performance and the role, hence the questioning how she won an Oscar

>>218478482
It shows both, really.

>>218478472
The targets given to the RAF were literally just buildings and factories. You couldn't count on the RAF to give you a precision bombing on a Tiger tank.

>>218477722
Lindsay Ellis

>>218478524
>precision bombing
I wasn't aware they had guided missiles back then.

>>218478196
it's not the 1940's retard

>>218478369
I'm sure that being hot helps but 5" are plenty, the most sensitive parts of the pussy are at most 4" deep and only a few freaks like to have their cervix pounded. The big dick thing is more of a conceptual fantasy and an aesthetic thing rather than something that actually helps with orgasms

>>218478245
Seconding this. Really helps drive home the point that most of our soldiers are legitimately 18 year olds fresh out of high school.

>>218478551
Literally pioneered by the US by the way

>>218477820
>Im going to get this hooker to pay me
based

>>218478555
I dunno bud but it's really easy to lose your signal in urban environments and mountainous areas leaving you blind.

>>218478461
>thinks it's currently WW2
>is seething about orange man
You are completely fucking out of your mind lmao

>>218477345
laughter =/= mockery

>>218478523
It can't be both if the average grunt is displayed as consistently making the right calls. Sounds like you've just got a chip on your shoulder, anon.

>>218478603
You live under a rock? Tell me why is China dismantling its own surveillance systems right now? lol

>>218478613
He's right. Trump is a dumbass just following his master's orders.

>>218478603
We use sat phones now for this reason.

>>218478428
I would say "going into daytime raids AGAIN" since they tried it and took too much casualties for their air force. The US also took casualties but proved through trial and error that daylight bombing was an effective strategy. I'd say the US pilots were braver due to this.

>>218477405
Whores are like public toilets. You use them and leave once you've done your business. Do you think about how many people have used the toilet before using it?

>>218478669
raid me daddy uwu

my girl cums really quick, and can't cum again for a while. how do i fix this. its really frustrating

>>218478684
I generally try to avoid shitting in public bathrooms.

>>218478684
>Do you think about how many people have used the toilet before using it?
yeah that's why I just piss and shit in on the street.

>>218478691
Make her cum with oral, take a break, then start up again in 15 minutes. It's not about fixing her behavior, it's about learning to blend your technique into something that plays really well with her idiosyncrasies.

>>218478703
The duality of the jeet.
Won't touch a toilet but more than happy to run a 500 man long train on a toddler.

>>218477345
Women love it, it means they are so hot you cant last.

>>218478577
dicklet cope that’s pasta atp

>>218478744
but she cums from penetration in like 2 minutes and is pretty much done after that. i used to think that would be great but damn it sucks

>>218478698
Yes, but I'd rather not poop in my trousers.

>>218478703
>yeah that's why I just piss and shit in on the street.
We know, vikram

>>218478778
How about you fucking listen to the advice I gave you when you asked for it, or stop bitching entirely, you stupid fucking bastard? I don't need you to reiterate the fucking problem. If you want a solution, take the fucking advice, and if you just want to bitch, kill yourself.

>>218478744
>>218478778
back to plebbit

>>218477704
Correct....if you are dating whores / bad women. First and foremost aim for a virgin, and if you can't get that, work your way down in terms of lifetime sexual partners. Ideally stay away from any woman who has ever had "one-night stands." It's important to keep in mind that for women, sex is a lot more about pair bonding than for men. It affects them a lot more than it does men. If you bag a virgin bride you are almost guaranteed to not divorce. More sexual partners beyond 0 she has, the worse she will be at pair bonding. If she has a lot then, yes, cheating will come easier for her. This does apply to a lesser extent to men, and of course a male player is just as likely to be a cheater as a female whore.

>>218478836
unhinged

>>218478770
>that’s pasta atp
tf does this even mean?

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>>218477405
>All I think about is how many cocks have been inside this slut. Is there another dudes cum in this chicks mouth?
I zee, I zee... und how often vould you say you zink about men's penises, anon?

>>218478577
Then why do women buy dildos much bigger than 5"? No one buys a five incher unless it's just a vibrator for the clit.

>>218477704
Yeah my ex girlfriend I met on bumble using the computer app. I didn't delete my account because it was on the computer and I just stopped logging in. When ir remembered 2 months later, I went to delete it, and saw her profile still active. She'd already become distant by this time, and broke up with me 3 days after meeting my parents. She probably fucked a black guy 45 minutes after dumping me. She sucked my dick a few times by the 6th date and let me finger her, called me daddy, but wouldn't let me fuck her. This happened 3 times where she said she wasn't ready yet. Then she got the ick. To this day I wonder if she wanted to be raped.

>>218478428
British cucks absolutely BTFO once again

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>>218477757
>What are the criteria?
Ultimately, that is subjective to each individual voter. There is no gauge-invariant, objective metric for what makes a nominee win, other than being the nominee with the highest number of votes from Academy members

>>218477459
>>218477557
>>218477704
>>218477782
>>218477828
>>218478476
>>218478684
>>218479023
>>218477369
>t. virgins that believe the jewish hollywood fantasy of blowing your load too soon

>>218479050
So you met a girl online, only dated for 2 months, never had sex, but already introduced her to your parents? That's probably why.

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>>218477405
That's just women in general.

>>218479050
>To this day I wonder if she wanted to be raped.
The answer to this is always yes.

>>218479150
She WANTED to meet my parents. She also asked me if we were in a relationship before we went to bed for the first time. But she didn't want to fuck, just get fingered and suck my dick. Honestly I think sucking someone's dick is more intimate than condom sex but whatever.

>>218477345
Incelmaxx monk mode, avoid all sex and interaction with women

>>218479147
Kys retard

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>>218479045
what's your source for that claim, porn? Most of the vibrators that women get are small and often focused on clit stimulation, I'm sure that some gigacoomers get the massive ones but they are not representative of the average woman

As a spastic slightly autistic retard with 0 confidence (bullied in school etc.) how do I get a gf anons. How do I even convince myself I'm worthy of one.

>>218477649
Don’t watch the Oscars. Don’t care about the Oscars.

>>218477345
I pay extra for that

>>218479323
High quality women want men that are confident in who they are. Men who have discipline, a job, are healthy, well dressed, sociable. They want you to bring them up, not bring them down. Focus on yourself first and they will come to you.

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>>218478806
I was merely pretending to be a street shitter. I doavoid shitting in public toilets though.

>>218479323
>How do I even convince myself I'm worthy of one
unironically that's the hardest part, the more you start genuinely believing in yourself the easier it will be

>>218477345
Just don't have sex

>>218479263
You're not supposed to give a girl access to your family after 2 months of sexless dating. You let her do that so she thought less of you. Meeting the parents is for girls you're actually thinking of marrying, it has to be earned and not simply given away. Next time you have to stand up for your own boundaries and expectations. If she leaves when she doesn't immediately get her way, then she was always going to.

>>218479415
>just jump through all the hoops, bro

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>>218478629
Two seemingly opposing truths can simultaneously coexist, this is called a dialectic

>>218479415
>just be confident bro
wow
great advice
fucking retard
>>218479429
Sure but how. Even my achievements feel like failures as I tend to convince myself I could've done it better. Tend to dwell on negative shit from the past and opportunities I passed up.

>>218479282
you are the suicidal loser that doesnt have someone to go home to

>>218477345
Maybe don't plank on a girl you're trying to fuck? Its like that other scene always posted where she's smiling. The dudes literally fucking planking on her then moving up and down wtf even is that.

>>218479045
>Then why do women buy dildos much bigger than 5"?
Fun fact, a 2015 study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine actually dug into this, collecting sales information from the eight biggest sellers of sex toys in the US and Europe. They found that the average length of a purchased dildo was 5.4±1.0" with a circumference of 4.1±0.6".
>Dimensions of commonly sold products. (2015). Herbenick, et. al. J. Sex. Med., 12(13):641-645. doi.org/10.1111/jsm.12798

This is nearly identical to the distribution of actual erect penis lengths and circumferences found in medical studies. The British Journal of Urology, for example, looked at 15,500 men from about twenty countries and found an average length of 5.2±0.7" and an average erect circumference of 4.6±0.4"
>Systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference. (2015). Veale, et. al. BJU Int., 115(6):978-986. doi.org/10.1111/bju.13010

Some women like big dicks, some women like small dicks, most women like average dicks. The idea that every woman is a sizequeen with a 12" dong in their underwear drawer is just a shittest women made up to fluster insecure men. Women don't care how big your dick is, they care whether you go into a fucking existential crisis whenever someone makes a small peepee joke.

The moment you realize everything women do or say or pretend is just shittesting, everything about them suddenly clicks into place and makes sense; it's like finding the fucking Rosetta Stone.

>>218479569
>just be confident bro
I'm not that anon, but genuinely, that is great advice. Women are dumb and are attracted to success indicators like confidence over looks. This has been known since forever. If you weren't an unteachable retard, you would have more luck with women.

>>218477345
Just stop existing.

>>218477345
whatchu maen that's not normal?

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>>218479569
>I tend to convince myself I could've done it better.
You did your best with the information you had at the time. You are doing your best, while still trying to improve, and it shows. Overthinkers like us tend to really undersell ourselves.

You have a human brain and human body like anyone else. You don't need to have external validations and accomplishments to allow yourself to treat yourself with dignity and respect, and by extension, be in a confident state of being. Practice telling yourself something kind, even when it doesn't feel like it's true or it doesn't feel like you deserve it. Self-compassion is a muscle that needs to be exercised.
Write down or take a mental account of things that you enjoy, and things you consider yourself skilled at (can be anything small, not full-on hobbies).

It takes directed effort, and we do have the tools to make change, with some help along the way.

>>218479606
Dicklet cope lmao

>>218479569
>Tend to dwell on negative shit from the past and opportunities I passed up
same here, but you have to realize that it's an unhealthy behaviour. I guess that the first step is drilling into our heads how putting ourselves down is bad, that we don't deserve it and that we are not that bad after all. I'm tired of hating myself tbqh, so I'm trying to change.
Work on yourself, love yourself. Fail and keep getting back up, try new things, new approaches, just don't give up up

>>218479569
Stop being an overthinking faggot dweller and just go for what you want. Go midwit mode.

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>>218478761
Good post.
In reality, many people are flattered by it. Some women even enjoy overstimulating a man after they cum.
It's not that big a deal to most people, especially if you can go for round 2 after a short break and some foreplay

>>218479801
reminds me of that guy that made a video called "retardmaxxing" or something like that, in a roundabout way it actually had good advice about not worrying needlessly about things

>>218479750
>t. small peepee-haver

>>218479830
Yeah, this is true. Moreover a lot of women, not all but most, enjoy being dominated and fucked like they're just holes to be used for your pleasure. Not everytime, but my wife certainly enjoys it every few days. Then, other days, I make her cum from oral and then from penetration, so we end up evening out to about the same number of orgasms.

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It's time to turn to 2D, anons.

>>218477345
You just pretend like nothing happened until she malds about it 3 years later.

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>>218479323
All you need is a good jacket and the rest comes naturally.

>>218477345
STOP SMILING WHORE

>>218477345
>source

>>218477345
Christ, she's so fucking ugly

>>218479712
>Overthinkers like us tend to really undersell ourselves
I've been told this many times yet I don't know why I find it so hard to believe.
thanks for the post and giving me some perspective again.
>>218479800
yup, thanks for reminding me.
>>218479928
kek

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>>218479928
>found my own iconic jacket
>get compliments on it a lot
>it's limited edition to boot
feels good man

>>218479442
So it was a shit test and my parents deserved to be disrespected like that? I wasn't even mad she left me, I was furious she would treat my parents like that.

>>218479928
inb4 autists ITT buy a trenchcoat and a mimic sword

>>218477345
Don't pay her. What is she going to do, call the cops?

>>218479928
for me it's the dickies chore coat

>>218477345
Media and social circles lied to you; sex is not over in just two pumps. It can be an all night affair and you'll be fucking exhausted by the end of it.

>>218479045
Insertable length = usable length
I've known a few women to "want" the 10" dildo, and then they get it and aren't even able to fit the tip in
Most women DO "want" enormous cocks but are completely incapable of handling even a "normal" large one, it's almost solely to brag to their friends as though it's somehow an achievement on their part

Bitches love my 7” anteater

>>218480058
>I find it so hard to believe
surely you've had times when you actually felt ok about yourself for a moment, they must seem far and erroneous now that you're in a rut but you have to realize that that was the truth, while what you are feeling now is a wrong and toxic feeling caused by god knows what. Everybody has mental health issues but some have it worse than others.
I'm sure that there are people that love you who are not nearly as hard on you as you are, but you think "they just don't see the real, awful me, if they really, truly knew me they'd hate me too". This is not true, it's paranoia, it's a form of narcissism even. If a friend that you admire and respect told you that he thinks he's worthless what would you think? "Oh, I wonder what terrible thing he's been hiding from me"? Or "poor guy, I wish he could see how great he really is"? Obviously the latter, and the same goes for you. No, you are not that special, you are not some unique specimen that constantly wants to improve and yet is somehow irredeemable, you are just a regular flawed human being full of issues and potential like anybody else. Hell, if anything your ability to analyze and criticize yourself already puts you a step above many people.

>have a big dick
>regular girls complain during sex
>don't want me to stick it all the way in
>try and fuck whores
>they up charge when they see my dick
>try and short me on time by making me cum as quick as possible
Why do people meme. That girls like big dicks? The only thing I got were a lot of girls flashing their tits back when omegle was a thing

>>218480356
Are you measuring from the tip of the foreskin? That's cheating.

>>218480461
>Why do people meme
it's a mix of ignorant virgins and blackpillers (big overlap), and literal faggots aka the people that actually love huge dicks

>>218477369
Chill out Norman Osborn

>>218480461
You want literal nymphos, not whores and majority of girls.

>>218477345
Have a big penis.

>>218480618
This. I had a shockingly petite GF in HS who loved when I hit her cervix and would tell me how her ultimate sex fantasy involved a massive gangbang. What a fuckin freak she was. Bro needs a girl like her. Thing is, he's gotta be a better fuck than the next guy, because nymphos are only loyal to their next orgasm.

>>218480461
how big?

>>218480618
>>218480683
Where do you even find nymphos?

>>218480925
Grindr

>>218480925
Just in the wild, nigga. Gotta get lucky. Could consider asking during first dates. You won't get a call back from the ones who aren't, but it'snot like you need second dates with bitches whose guts you'd rupture with your mammoth cock.
Also this guy's a faggot and should be executed>>218480947

Ah yes, it's the daily incel thread.

>>218480058
you're likely obsessed about what others think about you because you're a narcissist. stop thinking so much about yourself constantly, this is easy to do when you realize 99.99% do not give a single fuck about you good or bad.

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>>218480099
>treat my parents like that
like what?

>>218481172
Go back to your containment board you pathetic maggot

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>>218481172
>This'll show him.

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>>218481209
Aww, someone feels attacked.

>>218481172
touched a nerve did he

>>218481209
>>218481276
Samefag

>>218477649
Jew dudes voted with their boners

>>218477345
This scene was actually cute. It's showing that she's actually enjoying the intamacy and connection of sex with someone for once.

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The fuck are you talking about.

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>>218478577
Look at women sex toys and you will know for sure that this is cope. If you're not stretching her out, she's faking enjoyment.

>>218481162
>you're a narcissist
Far from it. I don't lack empathy and go out of my way to help others where I can. If anything I'm hypersensitive to other people's moods. I don't think I'm superior to anyone either.

>>218481351
>>218481353
Two buttmad faggots then. You're in good company.

>>218479263
I don't introduce my parents to any woman unless we've been together at least 8 months and I consider her to be a potential long term partner. They have only met 1 girl, and that's the one I am married to now.

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>>218481392
>Two buttmad faggots then. You're in good company.

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>>218481406
>this'll show him

>>218481371
>If anything I'm hypersensitive to other people's moods
Nta but this isn't possible: you can't accurately assess and know everyones mood, even on the outside most everyone tries to hide them. Again, you are focused on yourself, and are using the excuse you are hypersensitive to others, because again your are the focus of center. If we could complete your statement, it would actually go 'I'm hypersensetive to how others moods affect ME'. Don't you see that?

>>218477722
Not sure but it's the one who got fucked up in once upon a time in hollywood

>>218481482
This. It's the equivalent of women calling themselves empaths. They decide what other people must be thinking or feeling and then proceed on the assumption that their decision must be correct. It is entirely one-sided, self-centered, and retarded.

>>218481009
>Excuse me ma'am. Would you happen to be a nymphomaniac. If so I'd like to destroy your cervix with my monster dong

>>218477345
Don't matter still hit

>>218481560
Are you being retarded on purpose? You'd better not be.
A real nympho will jump at an opportunity to fuck. That's what defines nymphomania. So just don't be an obviously socially inept retard talking like you're talking right now, bring up that you're looking for a girl with a high sex drive, and you'll be fine.

>>218481631
this. just drop your magnum condom on the ground while feigning fishing for your car keys.

>>218477345
Why would you want to?

>>218481679
Make sure you draw attention to it, too, because women are stupid they might miss it. You gotta say something like, "Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

>>218477389
I don't want throat cancer

rub clit before

Be sexy
Have a large penis
so that negates what, 90% of /tv/, lollolol?? You're either born the type of guy women like, or you get laughed at while naked, lmaoaoaoa.

>>218477345
choke her

>>218477345
cock is inside, cum drips out her pussy. I'd say mission is complete, who cares if she mocks you?

>>218477704
>Even if you are in a relationship with one there's a chance she's seeing other men behind your back
lol. Not even close. If you are good looking/sexy and know how to wrap a girl around your finger, she will worship the ground you walk on. So either ugly, have a shit personality/no sense of humor, and probably a few other undesirable things.

>>218481792
i don’t know about you guys, but i completely believe chad here.

>>218477649
The Oscars have always been a circle jerk, but over the last 15ish years they've become beyond joke level. You shouldn't even look up who's nominated from year to year, let alone who wins or god forbid, *watch* the fucking "ceremony." It's just "What's the blackest, least white film with the most powerful black performances and "voices""? Just forget about them.

Look at films that were being nominated from 1970 to around 2005-10, and look at nominees since 2015. It's astounding the chasm in quality and "worthiness." Movies and the film industry have dropped off in quality and most every other way the past 15 years. It's literally historic. I don't know of any other medium that's gotten so shitty so fast after being very good for decades. There must be another medium that's done something similar, but I'm not an art historian.

>>218481193
To have them take her and I out for dinner and meet her when she had already decided to dump me. And that's my fault for being beta. Fine punish me don't punish my fuckin parents.

>>218481394
I'd already met her parents and she complained not meeting mine. I also helped her dad rebuild some shit in his house when I met him. She wanted me to meet them. Also what a dumbfuck reason to break up. I didn't ask or pressure to meet her family. She asked me to meet her family, then later complained she hasn't met mine (she hadn't because she started barely texting me and not doing much sexual anymore).

>>218477782
Based, same.

>>218478577
5" is fine in terms of length, but girls definitely like you to have a girthy penisrod. I'm verging on 7" in circumference. You can have all kinds of problems that there's no solution to in life, but it's nice to be born with a fat dick.

>>218478482
>Doesn't it showcase the incompetence of the chain of command more than the grunt?
Yep. Some of the grunts are very capable in Gen Kill, like Iceman. He even states something like "We're finely tuned Ferraris in a demolision derby" which is a decent analogy.
The other anon just wants to shit on Ameriburgers.

>>218481371
>If anything I'm hypersensitive to other people's moods
a big indicator of narcissism is projecting your own thoughts and feelings to others. other anon nailed it

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>>218481162
Being overly self-concerned, and being highly anxious are two independent dynamics. AudHDAnon thinks deeply about everything in general, probably. Not just himself.
Everyone's body and mind comes with different levels of emotional and biosocial regulation that determines some of their temperament. Some people are baseline anxious and analytic, and at the same time, might be more resilient or be able to return to baseline quicker after an upset, than others.

Some people, even with seemingly good upbringings, grow up in an environment where they're often directly or indirectly made to feel invalidated while also having no clear feedback on where to improve. That's an example of how that sort of behavior and thought pattern might arise in someone who is not narcissistic. It's a self-preservation instinct

The advice about "stop trying to read people's minds" as a response to someone who is overly sensitive to outside feedback and ends up ruminating, is actually excellent advice.
Stop trying to read minds. Ask others for social clarity, sure. Don't mind read.

>>218477345
>Be wizard
>Have 99 problems but this bitch ain't one

>>218481961
as established, that's completely your fault for bringing this chick to meet your parents way too soon. she's a retarded hoe. you have to be more intelligent and accepting of responsibility than a retarded hoe or you aren't any better.

>>218477345
Give her finger blast before you go for missionary

>>218482172
I took her asking to meet my parents as a sign of some amount of commitment. Not "we're getting married" but at least she was looking at things long term. Not "planning to dump me 3 days later." What was I supposed to do, say no? I made mistakes in tolerating her distant behavior but when she asks for that then I figured she wasn't going to be a total lying bitch.

Anyway I'll probably text her in the next few weeks even tho she dumped me 3 months ago so you're right I am fucking retarded.

>>218482172
This is true. Also, anon, my buddy had a similar situation, except she cheated, got herpes, and gave it to him. Count your blessings that you and your parents only got embarrassed.

I paid a whore 80$ to suck my dick after partying with hard drugs and couldn't get it up

It wasn't worth it, but I learned a lot about myself

>>218482212
>What was I supposed to do, say no?
Correct. Maybe add a "don't let the door hit you on the way out"

>>218479928
basically this. I bought a Richie Aprile jacket, and now I'm a certified Chad (TM). I've had at least 40 gfs since I bought it. It's not even cold where I live LMAO.

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>All these technological advances and still no 90lbs robot cat girls to replace the humiliation ritual that is courting modern women
I'm so tired of waiting.

>>218481172
wots GUAU?

>>218481209
>>218481276
>>218481297
well he got a reaction out of you you've got to give him that you played right into his hands.

>>218482459
I don't know.

>>218482212
Anon, date normal women and expect normal behavior. It's not normal to "date" for 2 months and not have sex. It's not normal to invite a chick to meet your parents after 2 months of a sexless relationship. It would be normal to get a commitment check before introducing her to your family. Look at the world around you and see how normal people behave and imitate that to the best of your ability, keeping in mind your own personal quirks.

>>218482227
>I paid a whore 80$ to suck my dick after partying with hard drugs
based
>>218482227
>and couldn't get it up
uber based.

>>218481631
But a random woman will just call the cops. What even are the percentage of nymphos? Like 2% max

>>218482212

>I took her asking to meet my parents as a sign of some amount of commitment.
That's the problem bro. She asked to be let into your family life even though you were only dating for a few weeks without having sex, and you agreed.
>What was I supposed to do, say no?
Yeah. If she won't even fuck you then why would you bring her to your family?
>>218481961
>Fine punish me don't punish my fuckin parents.
In her mind, you were basically asking to be disrespected.

>>218482629
It's low, yeah. That's why you gotta look. But dude, have you really ever talked to a woman? They don't actually call the cops the second you bring up anything sexual, you're just neurotic.

>>218482259
So she was trying to bait me into dumping her, and when I didn't, she saw fit to punish me by humiliating my family. That's psycho.

>>218482521
I know it wasn't normal but I figured maybe she had some hangup. Okay that's fine. I liked her I was willing to be patient. And yes that part is my fault. However I would not have agreed to meet her family if I wasn't serious about her. Idk why she asked me to meet hers.

>>218482786
>In her mind, you were basically asking to be disrespected.
Yeah because I offered her some degree of deference. Which was my mistake. That's why I'm using my new gf as a sex toy and not ever letting her meet my parents.

>>218482786
>If she won't even fuck you then why would you bring her to your family?
She said she wanted to wait longer before sex. She didn't want kids. She asked me my favorite color and told me she'd bought something for some time we were alone at my place or hers.

Then after I met her parents she pulled back physically a lot. She texted less. She said she was busy. She probably riding a black dick but I figured I'd just give her the benefit of the doubt since her work was tiring and she hated her roommates.

>>218483192
>>218483227
Alright, wrap it up, faggot. This isn't your blog. Everyone gets it. Move on.