Women's Rights EditionPrevious: >>218469098
>Rape acts in Game of Thrones the TV series (to date): 50>Rape victims in Game of Thrones (to date): 29 >Rape acts in ASOIAF the book series (to date): 214>Rape victims in ASOIAF (to date): 117
>>218480529What's the smartest thing Cercei actually does by herself?Prove to me she isn't the dumbest woman in the books
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
>>218480636>isn't the dumbest woman in the booksThat's a really low bar. She's competing with brainiacs like Catelyn after all.
>>218480529TAOOBA!
tfw no snek gf
What's the best religion and why is it R'hllorism?
How come /got/hotd/dunk/ has lots of cute shotas but no cute lolis?
>>218480636>What's the smartest thing Cercei actually does by herself?She's bizarrely successful at getting Robert murdered and outmaneuvering Ned to take control of the situation in King's Landing, but that's the last of the competent behavior we ever see from her.
>>218480752which way R'hlorr believers?
>>218480732Slow and steady, without haste.
>>218480839Mainline obviously, their visions are peer reviewed
>>218480831Previously smart and competent asoiaf characters immediately turn retarded once they become pov characters. Melisandre is the prime example of this.
>rewatch first 2 seasons of GoT>its amasing>cant bring myself to continue because of what awaits me in s4 and onwards
>>218480839three way with these two would be priceless.
>wot if i'm the dumb cunt?..
>>218480839I'm R'hlorr worshiper >>218481097okay, I'm back to faith of the seven
post the first picture from your /got/ folder
>>218481163SAAR>>218481191>post the first picture from your /got/ folder
>>218481191
>>218480779Hot bait and switched me with the pretty hebes in 1st season, damn near lolis.Is it just this or is s2 wayyyy more noring?
>>218481294*boring
>>218480735Why is that retard on the right wearing a dagger without a sheath? Just dangling on her leg with exposed blade edges. She's gonna cut her arm, hand and leg.
>>218480529They're doing 'hear no evil, speak no evil, see no evil' but she isn't even covering her eyes lol.
....semoc eH
>>218481403Bitch wanna see the evil
>>218480529Why Shae look so q here
>>218481475She always was the second cutest whore in westeros.
>>218481403Yeah Sansa is retarded, she's Cat 2.0
>>218481706Love her.
This might be the last thread for a while. Winter is coming.
>>218481780Cringe
>>218481780We had a good run but all good things must come to an end
>>218481780There's nothing to talk about broseph. Dunk is over for a year and we don't even get the terrible lesbian dragon show for a few months now.
>He gazed through the fug of cheese dripping from his eyebrows at the blurred monitor before him. Ten years, ten years he had been gazing at those words. They swam through the murk and came into sharp focus. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Dany gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” >Those words. Those dreaded words he had gazed upon at least once a month for the past decade. And they never appreciate it, do they? The never appreciate the sacrifices I make on their behalf. >With gargantuan effort, he lifted his hand to the keyboard. His fingers, coated in chicken-grease as they were, slid off the keys. He wiped them on his velvet-slashed vest and began to type. The first character was the hardest, quotes meant using the shift key. Ring finger on the shift key, index finger on the ‘2’. Breath rasped through his chest with the effort. Had it always been this hard? Keeping his finger on the shift, He reached for the ‘O’ key. >Damn! He missed! He now had a capital letter ‘P’ on his screen. He reached for the backspace key. Eventually he typed the entire sentence out again, and spent many long moments gazing at the results of his efforts. “Oh Ser Barristan!” Daenerys gasped, “Tweak my nipples! Tweak them harder!” >He had done it. He had successfully changed the short form name ‘Dany’ to the long form ‘Daenerys’. The sentence was so much better for it. This was how the book would be written. A chapter at a time, a page at a time, a word at a time.
>>218482233>Doubt began to form in his mind. Was this the right decision? He would have to review this new sentence many times over the months and years to come. He cast his mind back to the day, many years ago, when he had first shortened it to ‘Dany’. He had changed his mind back and forth many times since then. Certainly he would change it again many more times before he was happy with it. >He glanced at the clock. Almost ten minutes had passed. Had it been that long? The muse had been kind to him today, that was more work than he had completed in many a year. >He turned off the computer and went to find some food. Only then did he realize that he had forgotten to hit save.
When some bitter seething blackfyre fucking shit starts ranting about muh sword and muh 8 pack.
>>218480735You think they ever fucked? Dorne doesn't seem like a place that gets too upset about incest?
>>218482320I see them now and just think of how shit everything is by the time they’re introduced.
>>218482320useless as nipples on a breastplate
>>218482264There was never like a scene with bloodraven in one of Brans visions in GoT right? This is just a cosplay?
>>218482320Wasn’t Arianne going to have a threeway with Tyene but then they guy orgasmed prematurely
>>218482415There a like 1 second dream vision of Bloodraven in the lesbian dragon show.
>>218482457>>218482229They’re not lesbians yet they’re just sort of brushing up against it
>>218482487They should have just made it so Rhaenyra and Aliscent fucked like once when they were younger and are now total enemies who hate each other.
>>218481163>he isn't a cradle R'hlloristLmao fucking fickle converts
>>218480636Cersei at least maintains the secret affair with Jaime for like 20 years, Catelyn can’t even get a message to Ned in Kings Landing without starting a war
>>218482487it's just funny to call it that bro don't overthink it
>>218481403The rape was beautiful...
>>218480529shae actress will be like "what the fuck are white people is this what they do in their spare time?"
Whos the smartest woman in the books? Asha?Melisandre is pretty dumb too if you think about it
>>218483106Olenna Tyrell.
>>218483138Margaery seems to take after her too
>>218483523Yes but Margaery is too caught up in Mace's ambition and it's going to get her killed.
>>218482838>implying tywin isnt offing people left right and center surrounding base rumors
>>218483562I don't think she's going to get blowed up by Cersei in the books. I think she'll survive long enough to get married to faegon.
>>218483816there are four more women that are more likely to marry fAegon. Remember he has friends in a Reach
>>218483816Cercei can only get her own family killed, that is her brand of retardation. But I still think Margaery is gonna die and it'll be Mace's fault. I have no evidence to back this up other than a sixth sense.
did Targs ever go for Father/Daughter incest?
>>218484067Oddly that was a line they didn't cross. Of course you have some crackpot theories that Jaehaerys I might did some stuff but nothing supported by canon iirc.
Margaery isn’t going to get exploded, but she had an easy out after Joff died, if Olenna is so smart they should have known how things would go for Margaery in a Cersei regency
So Euron captures oldtown and allies with Cersei, and Aegon and the golden company defeat them to become the beloved savior king only for dany to come and be the final villain for killing beloved Aegon, and Jon will avenge him by killing dany. Does this sound about right?
>>218484358I'd wager Euron and the Iron Fleet get bodied at the Battle of Blood. Limps off to ally with Cersei and the Lannisters. The Tyrells ally with Faegon and after having the High Sparrow annul the marriage so Margaery can marry Aegon, Dany shows up and roasts the Tyrell/Golden CompanyThe explosion in the show likely will be Dany burning Kings Landing in the books. The rest of the books I assume ends like the show since D&D were following George's outline.
>>218483106Asha is a genius compared to typical ironnigger
>actual chapter of them just climbing stairs to get to the Valeholy fuck I thought it was just a memeat least description of the castle is cool
>>218480831It's implied that Cersei has been trying to get Robert killed for a while before Ned arrives as hand and the boar was what succeeded. She originally tried to reverse psychology Bobby B into fighting in the melee and "accidentally" getting the Baelor treatment. Although I doubt she would've been too bold before Jon Arryn died and Stannis left for Dragonstone.>>218480985Melisandre is funny because she admits to herself that a ton of her reputation is just cultivated from her excellent performances and theatrics. She's almost a stage performer first and a sorceress/priestess second.
>>218484067>MY MOTHER’S MY SISTER!
>finish watching a Game of Thrones>decide to go to movie theater>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry>bring a skin of wine>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him>get in line to get my ticket>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”>”The North remembers!”>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen>my cape gets caught on the door>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”>”It is known, mother.”mfw
>>218484835Should have dressed as a Stannis' bannerman.
>>218484067Aegon the Unworthy possibly fucked his own daughter. Supposedly together with her mother, his on and off mistress.
She was underage no less:>The nine mistresses of Aegon IV, the Unworthy. >8th. Lady Jeyne Lothston>Daughter of Lady Falena, the King's first mistress, by either Lord Lucas Lothston or the king himself.>Jeyne was brought to court by her mother in 178, when she was fourteen. Aegon made Lord Lothston his new Hand, and it was said (but never proven) that he enjoyed mother and daughter together in the same bed. He soon gave Jeyne a pox he'd caught from the whores he'd been seeing after Lady Bethany's execution, and the Lothstons were then all send from court again. - The World of Ice and Fire, p. 99.
>>218485073>>218485156>Aegon the Unworthymore like Aegon the Based amirite
>>218484237>you have some crackpot theories that Jaehaerys I might did some stuffI swear that shit started on Tumblr, because God forbid that a girl be a cunt/retard/bitch/whore for no reason. My man did nothing wrong.
>>218485443Saying that Jaehaerys slept with Saera and Viserra is tumblr.Real theory is that Jaehaerys was the father of Gael's child considering Alysanne watched her all the time and slept in the same bed, making it so the supposed minstrel would have no opportunity.
>>218485502I'm biased because I like Jaehaerys (see picrel), but there really is nothing in the test of F&B to suggest he was a bad father, let alone a rapist or anything.
>>218485156>wouldFalena StokeworthMegetteCassella VaithBarba Bracken>maybeBethany Bracken (she wouldn't cuck me if I'm not fat, right?)Jeyne Lothson (if she isn't my daughter)>noMelissa Bl*ckwoodSerenei (she looks bad on the pic)
>>218485544>Ser Braxton Beesburynooooooooo not the bees
>>218485544>she suggested she could wed all three of themBased slut.>She always wasBased.>>218485614What would have happened if Beesbury won and killed Jaehaerys?
Why did Maekar think sending Aerion to the sex tourism capital of Planetos would be good for his character development?
>>218485942Maybe he was an incel? My character would certainly improve if I would get sex.
>>218485641>What would have happened if Beesbury won and killed Jaehaerys?It was a trial by combat so he was within his rights and legally couldn't be punished for it. But the Targs can't have a Kingslayer running around, it's looks bad.Best case scenario he is pressured into joining the nights watch due to the regicide and he accepts.Worst case he's sent back to Honeyholt(aka The Hive) and has an "accident" on the way backEverything else would go like it did in canon depending on is Aemon goes off to fight pirates like he does in canon and dies then we get the Dance eventually
>>218485942>why do incestuous schizoids make bad choiceswho knows
>>218486007Aerion wasn't born of incest though. His mom was a Dayne.
>>218485942He’s dumb and a bad father and gets killed by rock
>>218481191WE MUST POST
>>218486030Still affects him.
>>218486047and what has ser criston post?
>>218486047And what has ser Criston Cole posted?
>>218486078>>218486084
>>218486106
>>218486106based
>>218486106KEKmy sides went straight to Essos
>>218486144I miss Helaena so much
A true knight always finishes a story. Thank you, Sanderson
>>218486171the one true queen>With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
>>218486106DIE YOU TARG FUCKING SHITE! ! ! !>DIE YOU TARG FUCKING SHITE! ! ! !DIE YOU TARG FUCKING SHITE! ! ! !>DIE YOU TARG FUCKING SHITE! ! ! !
>>218486192IsWas it GRRMs "subtle" way of saying he wants to get knighted?l I thought you needed to be an actually good author like Pratchett for that.
>>218486322Nah they're handing out knighthood like candy. Every moderately successful actor gets knighted these days.
>>218486365But not author
>>218486378Depends if you consider extras actors
>>218485641>>218485998obviously the kingsguard fights and not jahaerysalso this makes 3x Beesbury killed by the kingsguard - Humphrey at Ashford, Braxton for sexing Saera, and Lyman the Loyal killed by the dishonorable Criston Cole
>>218486423No Jaehaerys actually fought that one himself.
>>218480831This isn’t impressive when you consider Ned was a naive honourable fool, and Cersei was playing in her home field, where she already had all the connections, as well as being the family bankrolling everything Even in Ned’s retarded plan, he relied entirely on Littlefinger to pay the city guard to back him. Except what reward would Littlefinger have gotten for all this? An act that would earn his death if they failed? Nothing. Ned expected him to do it out of justice and duty
>>218486477ah you are right, my maester misled me
>>218486540You need to stop relying on the maester that hallucinates false information into your mind palace.
>>218486552it would have been more funny tho if Beesburys kept being slain by the kingsguard
Take a lance to the heart beesbury
>>218485942i think it was a sign that he just gave up on him at that point. basically just>if you're going to be an unhinged sadistic psychopath, go do it to lyseni whores instead of people here in westeros so i don't have to constantly do damage control for you
>>218486423Most unrealistic thing about Game of Thrones is how knights and other nobles can get away with just murdering people, especially other nobles, in broad daylight in front of a gajillion witnesses and not get punished for it. In real life medieval Europe if a knight did that it would be game over for him and his entire family. It's seriously on Dune levels of "I get to kill whoever I want" levels of fantasy
>>218486709
>>218486807do you have Aerion pointing at the old guy to get the dropped nut?
>>218486866No, unfortunately but that’s a good’n
Back to page 1 we go
Why was Aerion calling for Dunk to yield? Was he afraid to kill him or something?
His Grace /got/hotd/dunk king of /tv/ and /lit/ and page 1, lord of the seven generals and protector of the catalog!
>>218487497It's not enough to simply defeat your enemy, you must make them understand that they were wrong to oppose you in the first place.
>>218485942>I'm sending Aerion to the free cities, hopefully to mellow him out...>WHAT?! YOU WANT AEGON TO SLEEP AND EAT AND LIVE AROUND THE SMALLFOLK OF WESTEROS AS HE TRAVELS THE KINGDOM AND LEARNS TO UNDERSTAND, RESPECT AND BE HUMBLED BY HIS PEOPLE?! ARE YOU MAD?! BEGONE WITH THEE, KNIGHT OF HEDGEHOGS!
>>218487497He knew Baelor needed goodmen
"Who are you?" Dunk said. "A friend. One who has been watching you and wondering at your presence in this nest of adders, ser," said Ser Maynard.
>>218487532I thought that's what the Gods were for. Like the whole ritual is that the Gods are telling everybody that this nigga or that nigga were wrong.Realistically though, I still don't get it. Did Aerion forget that Dunk dies regardless? It's a trial by combat, but if he's found guilty, even by yielding, they execute him lol.
>>21848119115 years old this image
is it possible to see the original GoT pilot anywhere?
>>218487571If Aerion just kills Dunk the accusations linger. If Dunk yields the Targs get to save face.
ayo, lorefags help me outDoes Aegon truly go mad, leading to Summerhall getting nuked, or was it just an honest accident?
>>218487553If the Bloodraven actor doesn’t nail the role it will ruin everything
>>218487571>It's a trial by combat, but if he's found guilty, even by yielding, they execute him lol.I thought they would've just taken his hand and foot?
>>218487629Samefagging, I think Lucius Malfoy actor could do it.
>>218487553>Dunk reached up and wrapped his good hand around Plumm's neck. "Speak plain. I am sick of hints and winks. Tell me where to find the boy, or I will snap you bloody neck, friend or no."
>>218487606He goes mad. He wants to hatch dragons because the high lords of Westeros kept cockblocking his pro-smallfolk reforms and dragons are essentially reusable tactical nukes so he can then simply threaten the high lords into accepting his socialist nightmare state.
>>218487602How do you save face? Just because one dude yields and presumably gets the axe doesn't prevent the knights/nobles who took his side at Ashford, let alone those who will hear of it and take his side in death from doing so.Aerion created a martyr the moment he called for the trial.
>>218487585Kek.
>>218487647That was for his actions against Aerion. He was also on trial for "stealing" Aegon, which would most certainly be execution. It's why Baelor suggests trial by combat to begin with.If the accusation was exclusively the former, it's likely Baelor would've just told his nephew (and brother) to touch grass and thrown out the incident upon meeting Dunk.
>>218487693>Aerion created a martyr the moment he called for the trial.That's why he wanted Dunk to yield first. If Dunk openly admitted his supposed crimes there wouldn't be as much backlash as opposed to simply running over a hedge knight with the Kingsguard.
>>218487717>It's why Baelor suggests trial by combat to begin withHe suggests the trial by combat because he suspects (correctly) that Aerion is too much of a pussy to go through with a trial by combat with the giant dude who already beat the shit out of him. He just didn't anticipate his willingness to make a complete ridiculous spectacle of his cowardice.
>>218486322Emilia Knights people
>>218487759>his willingness to make a complete ridiculous spectacle of his cowardice.He’s just like me frfr
>>218487759I don't think that's true, because he repeatedly asks Dunk how good of a knight he is, with respect to his talents in combat.He knows Duncan will have fight Aerion. His nephew may be a cunt, but he's not a pussy.
>>218487553>Faggot stabs Dunk>Dunk throws him into a well>Dunk still wants to pull him out, Bloodraven just goes "Nah bro fuck him, he stabbed you, I was just going to chop his head off anyways kek."
>>218487749Also as an addendum, Aerion had to keep up the facade of chivalry in front of his uncle and father. Giving Dunk chances to yield are likely as much performative as they would be practical if Dunk actually did yield.
>>218487805It was a gamble for sure, but it's pretty clear in the "trial" scene where Dunk requests the trial by combat that Baelor is hoping/pushing for Aerion to just withdraw his accusation
>>218487649I like him as an actor, that'd be cool
You are the fifth son of a lord and your dad has given you a couple of options (being a NEET isn't one)>go to the Citadel>join the faith>join the Nights WatchWhat do you pick?
>>218487998Run off to Lys and impregnate a silver haired goddess that'll cheat on me
>>218487998I will study the blade.
>>218487998Septon>Maester>>>>>>castration and becoming a Septa>>>>>Wall
>>218487998Citadel easy
>>218481191>post the first picture from your /got/ folder>half of the posts are from hotdgrim
>>218487998Citadel and hope to get sent to an illiterate lordlingembezzle as much gold as i can and then run off to Pentos
>>218487907He had the kinda sleazy but endearing vibe I’ve come to expect from The God Emperor of Westeros Himself
>>218488059Congratulations on forging your chain, Anon! You are going to East Watch.
>>218487998is there a part of the citadel that fights, can I do that?
>>218488150No they are all nerds.
>>218488087>Stannis out of nowhere
TYYYYWIIIIINNN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>218488185>FETCH THE PLOTHOLE STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
>>218488086is this from SNL? looks like the fat guy from it
>>218486535Ned should've offered Littefinger some lands in the norf or an easy wedding into a minor noble house
>>218488436Should have offered shansha
>>218488205>Mfw my large square ice cube in my whiskey breaks in half
Why does Dany call herself Stormborn? Like I know she was born during a storm but literally nobody else does anything like that. Is she not allowed to use the last name Targaryen after marrying Drogo?
>>218480529These series ended long ago. Why is this general still here?
>>218488948ERRYBODY WANNA BE BARATHEONBUT NOBODY WANNA BE A BARATHEON
>>218488948Sounds badass thats it
>>218488948Maybe it's an alias she a and her brother used at some point and she like the sound of it.
>>218488965You must be blind as well as a faggot Ser. Lift your eyes and you will see that /dunk/ still fills our OPs subject.
I wonder if GRRM based the Blackwood-Bracken feud on the Hatfield–McCoy feud
>>218489912He based it on metzengerstein by Edgar Allen Poe
>>218489912More like the Capulets and the Montagues if the fanart is to be believed
>>218490078Fan art is never to be believed
>>218490078CHAD art is always to be believed.
>>218480839Bros before hoes.Also the most powerful of them all, bringing back Dondarion multiple times.
>>218488965Go commit die
>>218480831Doing this in the first place or arleast not having one of Robert's kids to keep her kids safe from being killed would be the smart thing
So you're telling me this nigga was supposed to be blood raven?
Would a kind anon post the "We must post, Sir Criston has posted." webm please. I would be most grateful.
>>218490367Nevermind im a fucking retard please mock me.
>>218487688*And the Dunk stabs him*Kind of an important beat o leave out anon.
>>218490406HAHAHAHAHAWhat a blind retard.
I need good posts, ser anon. The general...
Be straight with me, bros. Are the Blackwoods leddit tier?
>>218490312No 3 eyed crow is aemonds son in the show version not bloodraven
>>218490367
What's my nigga Jalabhar Xho up to?
Beneath the copeThe bitterseethe
>>218490745jail, like every third black male
>>218490777Checked.
>>218490312With long hair and the birthmark I can definitely see it
>>218490728kek
Milfy Catelyn in a loose housecoat with Ned's cum leaking down her thigh, praying for another son
>>218490777blackfyre digits
>>2184805291 > 2 > a six month old crusty pile of infected dog shit > 3
>>218491031
>>218491061rude
>>218490884Upper class blacks don't commit the sort of crime that people actually go to jail for. Look at the cunts who started BLM.
total targ termination
>>218480985>smart and competent All she had to do was give robert one child and no one would suspect anything
>>218481248upload the uncensored pic to catbox or imgbb please
>>218486106Beautifull.
>>218490312All budget for makeups went to the white walkers
>>218491166Who is that?
>>218487497he was bleeding to death from his thigh, could barely hold his sword, and didn't want to get into grappling range. he was a good 10-15 feet away before he started calling for dunk to yield, and wobbling his way over when he didn't need to seemed the best idea at the time.
There’s something about the spinoffs that I can’t get into. It’s like it’s too slow and slice of life compared to the first season of game of thrones. Does anyone else have this problem? Also the last 3 seasons of got kind of killed whatever interest I had in even rewatching the series when I used to rewatch it every year when the show was coming out
>>218491871HotD is just so absurd its really entertaining for me; like they out a lot of effort into some of these characters then undo it all in like thirty seconds. There’s some pretty deftly done stuff in there before it gets spoiled and theres a good amount of funny stuff too, the memes are worth the price of admission for me.I like Dunk and Egg because of the small stakes, the second book is my favorite because it sort of shows you what life is like for most of these knights and lords in a way the main series never does. Its all sort of pointless in the long run I guess since they’re prequels so maybe thats why there can’t be anything world threatening or actually very important, though the Dance is a pretty big deal in-universe. Maybe if they do the Jon Snow spinoff it’ll work if HBO is out of their dogshit showrunner era and that would be real stakes
Why hasn't HBO adapted some of George's Sci-fi stuff?
>>218486801It’d be one thing if they kept it secret but when you have the Mountain raping and murdering peasants at the slightest inconvenience and the Boltons being Bluebeard tier psychos openly I really question the self preservation instinct of Westeros citizens.
>>218490140Lord of Light backed the straightforward drunkard guy the most because he was tired of all the deceptive priestesses in his employ.
>>218480735
>>218491061He looks too much like the fat version of himself 17 years later.
>>218481191Mine is sorted by date
>>218487585Took me way too long to get it lol
>>218492142Why is that man fighting children?
>>218487998Fuck all that gay shit. I run away to the east with some coin and castled forged steel to become a mercenary.
>>218480831>>What's the smartest thing Cercei actually does by herself?>She's bizarrely successful at getting Robert murdered"Offer him booze and maybe he'll fall down the stairs or some shit?"-- Cersei 4-D Chess Lannister -->and outmaneuvering NedThe dumbest guy in the books, he literally handed her his head.
>>218481191>post the first picture from your /got/ folderSomebody back in the day said this was some kinda mysterious clue to the story?
>>218482320Indira Varma did a solo nude photoshoot before she got into acting.
>>218482695>They should have just made it so Rhaenyra and Aliscent fucked like once when they were younger and are now total enemies who hate each other.Agreed.
>>218483562>Mace's ambitionWillas Tyrell actually controls the Reach, with everybody in the family letting Mace think he's calling the shots.
someone post the stannis stannis stannis pasta
>>218486423This scene was the ENTIRE AND ONLY REASON for those stupid marble balls and plates.
why do people still care about this show? the universe is forever ruined. the actual journey may not have been defined by the ending, but subsequent retreads sure as heck are. there is simply no point. It's over
>>218492427>he still hates the ending You gotta get over dany bro it’s been a decade
>>218492256>it’s been a decade and no one has figured it out still What the fuck man
>>218492355She's should've killed every single last slave master in Essos instead of jobbing off to Westeros
The Starks are such cringey mary sues in Fire and Blood it's unreal. The entire Black side in general. Obvious author's pets.
>>218490745I wonder if after this he's going to leave for Essos. After the riot and siege and now being the first black man in history to be blamed for a crime he didn't do I doubt he wants to stay in KL for much longer.
>>218492408Aegons baby steals Tylands ball and is cute
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>>218492480now you know why there are some that find the blackfyre rebellion more interesting than the dance
>>218492480Starks, Blackwoods, velaryons and Targaryens are all REDDIT MARY SUE HOUSES! And I’m tired of pretending they’re not
>>218492256Interdasting….
i miss dunk and egg
>>218492642What houses are 4chan?I know of Codd, Bolton, Beesbury and Bracken.
>>218492693I’d add Lannister, Baratheon and Hightower as well
>>218492693blackfyre and targaryen
>>218492706>BaratheonMore like Durrandon.
>>218492662i miss Baelor and Maekar
>>218492080>and the Boltons being Bluebeard tier psychos openlyThey aren't, though. That's why it's such an enigma in the books as to why Roose keeps Ramsay alive - because the latter is such a vicious retard he CAN'T keep his atrocities hidden.After all, the Bolton lands are known to be peaceful, quiet, and prosperous. Flaying your actual enemies, once you have them nice and wrapped up in your dungeon, is one thing.Organizing people hunting, killing off noble ladies, and generally acting like a deranged lunatic are another.
>>218492480>Blacks are Mary sues>have several times more dragons than Greens>dont win
>>218492716Maekar misses Baelor
>>218492693Ashford.He has a cute daughter and pretty sheep.
>>218492427Because everyone and their mother knows that, as soon as GRRM kicks the bucket, HBO will immediately remake the entire GoT series, this time keeping closer to the books and based on both the original novels and the ones released post-mortem by ghost writers "based on his notes."
>>218492756> this time keeping closer to the booksWith more NIGGERS, less tits, sex and rape
>>218492767That would've happened if Netflix bought the rights, but fortunately that's not the case.
>>218492767i'll take that trade
>>218492427Only post Tywin death is it ruined
>>218492778like paramount is any better
>>218492812>Dorne is now black as depth of Africa>all Targs are now as Black as Velaryons>Jon is mulato>half of free folk are now black
>>218492853i'm trying to weigh in my hear if that's worse than everything post season 4 of thrones
>>218492853>>218492767Doubt it. HotD is seemingly on a speedrun to crash and burn in terms of popularity, while AKotSK casts blacks as prostitutes and criminals.
>>218488948It's a hint that she's not really a Targaryen.
Stannis is our favourite character here in Bangladesh
>>218492853>Lannisters are midnight black with blonde wigs
Ours is the fury
>>218492905what are 4chan's house words?
>>218492948Though all women do despise us
>>218492948Nothing ever happens
>>218492948the narwhal bacons at midnight xd
>>218492956
Arya and her fat ass is our favorite character here in Agartha
>>218486259>>218486106amazing art! here have some more!
>>218492954kek
>>218492948we do not breed
>>218492948Tendies are comingGrowing FatHear me shart
>>218492948i shuppose
>>218492948
Littlefinger is our favorite character here in Hyperborea
>>218492948Neet in Darkness
>>218492948none so wise
>>218487571I think he's full of shit and was plain tired/fucked up and also afraid of walking closer to Dunk, especially since his leg is fucked. Ge got hit much less than Dunk but still staggers and is clearly in pain. He's relieved when he thinks Dunk died and has a definite look of "oh no, not again" when he wakes up.
>Alt Shift X voice>In the A Song of Ice and Fire novels by American author George R. R. Martin, Brynden Rivers, commonly referred to as Bloodraven, hits a clip on Daemon Blackfyre and his chud sons
>>218484067the Dance would not have happened if Viserys just married Rhaenyra
>>218484067only Aegon IV but it was never confirmed
>>218488185Wow, I didn't know preston used to post here.
>>218486259>>218492997This artist took "1v1 duel" too literally
>>218486259His face is hilarious.
>>218492948I Wish To Be The Princess
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>>218492577
>>218493510Where are lightsabers?
>>218492948It's over.
>>218493562I have that edit, can't seem to find it right now
>>218493660Muh quen
>>218493660Theynyra
>>218493660Looks like that shitty boomer song sweet dreams are made of this.
>>218492948Depends on the board
>>218493753we're a wacky bunch on the 4 chan
>>218493804Wow, this is really cool, I love it.But why are the wolves in the far top north pissing themselves lol
>>218493874Fear
>>218493660eminem
>>218492880False flagging faggot trying to make us r/StannisTheMantis chads look like third world shitskins
>>218492948Don't forget: You're here forever.
last for Blackfyre
Not on my watch you blackfyre fucking shit
Make up your own Targ cadet branch name, bonus points if it's extra cringe.
See you guys next season.
All threads must die.
