Minty fresh fit edition>FTL NEWS:-- Mints rocks fucking gay hair cut. proving to us again he's a fag.-- Television & Film STAR Brandom "Bam" Margera is hosting this season...-- It's premiere weekend for season 5!-- The MemeScreen TV will return for season 5...-- Watch season 3 episode 1 HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx8mE09SPQ4 [Embed]-- S5 start date: March 15th, location: Sandy Springs GA, duration: 30 days, S4 fish not returning, Bam Margera hosting... created by television actor Sam Hyde>Links:https://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki
hi
>>218513051
Not television or film, go back to /trash/
Cryonics
>40 year old man who is moved back and forth between parents like a divorce child
>>218513072He's just getting his feet under him chat
DD_Genes here i eat shit
>>218513061hi
>>218513072Cryo is a wittle baby
>>218513082>>218513085hi
I hope we get a high dose of Jet. He's such a funny, charming guy with a real flair for showmanship.
>>218513093Me and Mexanon
>>218513166
>>218513166smart
i ate half a digornio thin crust pizza and im debating if i should eat the rest since i didn't eat anything all day
>>218513185treat yourself
>>218513166vinny ramos
>>218513185Why not? Nothing really matters
36 hours remain
>>218513214i'm so fucking scared
I hope we get a high dose of digornio thin crust pizza
It’d literally be no different from fucking a girl with a nice plump soft booty in the ass if you just hide his face and clitty and tell him not to moan. God I wanna plap mints so bad
>>218513248try going for a vinny walk to relax, it’s going to be ok
>>218513276
How are we feeling about Sara, sloaners?
Jet just said in the basement tele that they will be paying a remote worker in India to pilot the robot iPad thing. They will be the 10th contestant.
>>218513288sadly she has the early stages of el creatura going on. never seen a woman with like 0 muscle
>>218513276i will be hitting a v dub in the morning after i enjoy a nice cup of coffee
>>218513051Post your favorite FTL season and your expectations for S5 on a scale of 1-10. S3; 4/10.
>>218513068Your gonna have a very rough month :)
>>218513325S2; 1/10
>>21851332522
erm.. what the spruce?
>>218513291
>>218513287Why does Mauro enjoy punching down so much?
>>218513288she looks really good as a clown
Angie is fat.
>>218513325Season 36-7
>>2185133252Minus 5
Production is lurking this thread. Anything you want to see in this season? :D
>>218513377Poop and farting
>>218513377no more male contestants they are nontent. just do bitchtank 2.
>>218513363nuh uh
>>218513377Joopy
I want to see Ellie kill herself live when Jet picks a the next Fishtank girl to suck on his taint.
>>218513377four full weeks of a show and also poop
What do the letters mean?
Tick tock Wiggers..... Sarah is launching an investigation. I hope they think the email screenshot was fake.
>>218513377the entity
>>218513377Just bring on the simpable mids
jacked little piece
>>218513397wrongyou mention bitchtank but when it was brotank it was the most fun content
>>218513432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvvOtvK5Gwg
>>218513432bye pedophile peter klein
>>218513325>>218513365>season 3
>>218513432holy fuckin kek i haven't been around since s5 ended with the amount of angie posts but this is good
>>218513377reasonable and intelligent discourse on various crises both foreign and domestic
i feel bad for the entire 4chan fishtank community as a whole. it genuinely breaks my heart. your asses use to be beautiful, wtf are you guys doing. get your collective shit together.
>>218513449Forgive them they are *edditors
Is this groomtank? Holding phones over girls heads and shit
>>218513454we are all beautiful butterflies just waiting to flap our wings and make our mark on the world
brandon novak is the 10th contestant
>>218513471that's such a nice thing to say omg
>>218513465yep you're in the right place
eating a bowl of cereal at 3am while listening 2 ViVa Hate #nonbinaryquirkychungus
I’m honestly just happy to be shit posting in /ftl/ with you guys for another season. You guys are funny and make me laugh. That’s the only reason I watch this shit.
>the tenth contestant will change the game forevertranslated to normal speak is:>our tenth contestant is a gimmick that will be funny for maybe 30 minutes max
>>218513325Bloodgames6/10
>>218513510the tenth contestant is either from season 4 , black/burt, fat and does nothing
>>218513505I was cracking up today.
Can anyone confirm the status of Jerry's regards?
>>218513505same i love you
>>218513471thank u so much
when production hypes up a cast member it's like 90% an ironic bit/gaslight on the audience
>>218513510>the gamethere is no game. its who can farm the most money from the simps
S5 I think we retire the term "gaslight"
tj is gonn fuck sara
Jet doesnt care if the show gets canned. He just wants it to start so he can groom some air head female contestant groupies.All he needs is a couple days for that. So it being shut down within a week is no big deal to the wiggers.And they dont care about fans.
>>218513546they're the kings of gaslighting though
>>218513518i hate when people say they want to bring a certain contestant back but freddy is probably the only one i wouldn't mind even if he came back and won
>>218513537they’re going to do epic rachel kino gaslight bits again :) <3
What exactly is Mints job?
>>218513565I don't give a fuck, New York City is the best city in the world. If you're not from New York, you are a hick.
>>218513565Freddy fully deserved to win season 4 and he's a top fish of all time.
the 10th contestant is johnny knoxville as a bit on bam
>>218513510Oh they're bringing Rachel back?
>>218513590respect rachel?
>>218513601How much does it cost to airlift her in?
>>218513595To do the thug shaker.
dudes be like fuck freddy he’s a piece of shit, yeah nigga it’s fishtank that’s the point
>>218513595Brown noser
>>218513609i respect her as a person but her whole thing was tedious after like four days
>>218513565Freddy or Direnc is fine
>>218513595unpaid intern
>>218513622she was ahead of her season
>>218513611i get it because shes fat haha
jet making ellie give mints a pity handjob (with gloves on)
>>218513643all she did was move objects from her bag to the floor and back to her bag and cry
>>218513659she was checking her inventory
>>218513659advanced sorting algorithms, you wouldn't understand
>>218513659
>>218513659and WE love her 4 tht
here me out. the 10th contestant is sarah
mauro’s army coordinated pro-rachel ops
the 10th contestant is bams wife doing an ig live
imagine how pissed the other s4 fish would be if they brought freddy back and not them
cute
>>218513674>>218513675>>218513680that’s fair >>218513678hi
Don't forget the wigges did not secure permits yet again.Meaning they will not have any by Sunday.Meaning at the very least they will accrue fines.But probably get the show shitcanned cus I sent Sarah lots of context/photos/vids of who the wiggers truly are.
It's simple just bring back TJ let him compete
kill BinxJ
I think racism is cringe
>>218513708hi
>>218513702She has the biggest tits
>>218513718THIS!
freddy wouldnt last more than 4 or 5 hours in a room with jon and jimmy
>>218513729she looks really really good in that outfit
>>218513734
>>218513715BinxJ is inevitable
nosotros
>>218513734And that’s a good thing
>>218513715TJinx sounds better i think chat
>>218513734bait
>>218513749my literal goat only doing appearances 4 "binx" is garbage
>>218513734freddy is an impenetrable fortress
>>218513759She must suck a mean dick
What if it's just milftank with Bams wife hosting? No it cant be, Jet would never do something good like that.
>>218513734ok
Who was the dropout?
Claire all you had to do was invite him to Kansas, you failed good job Benji is crying and cutting now
>>218513759maybe he's right and you're wrong
>>218513769duhhh binx is a good friend
>>218513783hating BJ is not a cleej thing
>I'm a virgin btw
TJ can't pull Binx
>>218513769>>218513785i literally cant see binx doing anything sexual. something about her just seems repulsive and unsexy with everything she does.
>>218513794She ruined the good ending
>>218513795virgin with herpes
>>218513800fax he's felted chat
I am scared of fishtank starting before noon
I think TJ is just went to hang out with his friends and it's Binx's birthday i dont think its that deep
>>218513776Tarini, the indian girl from the auditions. pic-related. A fake insider last thread said there was another last minute dropout
It's funny that Im getting the show shut down so fast, you guys wont be in /tv/ for long.
>>218513827slackerblue already felted you
>>218513809sounds gay
TJ should go visit Trish next that would be a nice wholesome stream
I hope season 5 doesn't get shutdown so "skullhyde" can't do the i got the season shutdown gimmick
>>218513824God forbid someone try and be a good friend
>>218513800she loves retards
>>218513828Slackerjew is a FTL doomer who doesnt know shit. He misinterpreted everything he tried to prove. It doesn't take a rocket appliances to see how stupid he is on this. The copium is so thick for ftl fans though they'll believe it when I'm literally in the emails of Sarah Weigle getting them investigated for the thing Slackerjew says they don't even need.
>>218513838same
>>218513838He's always taking credit for others work
>>218513838"skibidi skull" hyde age 40
jet update
sk*ll hyde singlehandedly made hating the show lame
>>218513051https://youtu.be/vUMvgjgTcow?si=-ST53mcoSzwPY8-5
>>218513859Yea I’m honestly starting to like the wiggers more because of him
>>218513622i dont respect her as a person, and it was fun to hate her at the time because she was so awful, but I'm glad even she had someone who loved her in the end. we're all gonna make it bros. even if you're someone as awful as rachel.
>>218513855I'm not 40, Klaus is 40.
>>218513859Fax
>>218513377Jet ropeing himself on camera
>>218513866Just gonna make it hurt more when Sarah Weigle kicks their shit in next week.
>>218513759that's part of it but it's not like he isn't roberto's boy as well
>>218513868you're older than him by like 2 years I think
>>218513377make sam come back
>>218513867i hated pretty much everyone early on because they were eliminating people too easily because jet wanted the asian jailbait all to himself
i hope this stupid show gets cancelled within a week. fuck everyone who watches, produces and participates in this bullshit
>>218513712He already won. Give someone from S4 a chance.
>>218513855How is this guy a real person
>>218513885He wishes. That nigger is older than me and I'm 35. He's also disabled, brags about soaking up gubgibs to spend on egirls, lives with his mom cus he made his dad and brother commit suicide, etc.
piper
>>218513896beyond parody
starting to feel a radical culture shift happening. twitter/r*ddit normies will be hating this season and /ftl/ will enjoy it.
>>218513904is that what your AI video on Vimeo says lol
>>218513924You'd know what it said if you watched it, pussy.
>>218513867No, because I'm a man.
>>218513923bitchtank 2 incoming
>>218513701Freddy had the heart of a true fishHe absolutely would have won s4 had it finished running
>>218513825She didn't drop out. She got fired.
Klaus is 35 And Skull is 37 I think
>>218513923This. Wouldn’t be surprised seeing people itt unironically enjoying and supporting the show
Is it a bad sign that we still have Binx Deranged Anons in this very thread? Join the army and use that incel rage to fight for freedom.
>>218513937Methinks the wiggers dont care if the show gets canned cus then they can make excuses to not have to pay any contestants.
>>218513923the only true opinion of a season happens on /bant/ because that's where all the real fans are whatever /tv/ normies think at the end of the day doesn't really matter
>>218513787<four months
>>218513945Haha klaus is 37 ahhahahahahaha lmao rofl kek lolololHe also uses AI to give himself more hair, and more recently, using it to make his chin stronger.
>>218513930I don't watch nontent I want a real video no AI with lance narrator pls you can even keep the schizo head cannon I don't mind
>>218513950binx is a bad woman, get over it already simp
>>218513471More like plap our caged little girlcocks
I was on s4 and I'm in this thread right now. You know who I am. I probably won't ever post with a trip because seeing people successfully impersonate me is funny.
>>218513963>nontent AI pix>nontent AI music>nontent AI videosyou're probably asking chat-gpt how to get the wiggers shut down too lol so fat and lazy
>>218513505Same. I don't even watch the show though, it's so awfully boring and gay
>>218513881Is Sarah Weigle hot? Someone post pics of her. I’m imagining and authoritative mommy who’s gonna finally put the wiggers in their place.
somehow contestants dropping out last minute wasn't priced in
im 27 and hearing about these mid 30s obsessed freaks makes me feel young
>>218513976>Jin
>>218513984>calls me lazy but klaus has nothing to his name except an extremely cringe and gay archive history of 4chan useCope my little klaussywaussy.
>>218513976i don't care
People who could save S5SpongebobGoku EmiruHitlerPoop
>>218513976hi aryeh
>>218513718What about transphobia?
>>218513976Aryeh?
>>218513976Not a single person cares dudeFreddy was the only good part of s4
>>218514006>Emirufax chat
>>218514008>>218514011Hi, guys!
>>218513815Jesus, that's disgusting
