"This old man. The one whose daughter you seduced and despoiled." editionPrevious >>218514565
Jaehaerys I Targaryen "The Chud"
Thread's empty, your grace.
Why didn't the Rhoynar retain their water magic? Wouldn't that have been kinda useful for the first Targ attempted conquest?
Fuck The Thread.
Do the Dornish worship the 7? They seem so culturally distinct from the rest of Westeros.
>>218534537Because only women and kids survived
kissu kissukawaii sugoi
>>218534444>quadso what has ser criston posted?
>nothing to watch on HBO nowabsolute TAOBA
My wife
I bought a nice OLED tv recently an decided to watch the white walker episode again with it. It's still too dark to see anything
>>218534256He did nothing wrong regarding the line of succession btw. The choice between his unproven teenage granddaughter and his capable, charismatic vhagar riding son was a no brainer and when it's time to decide his heir again he called upon a great council and let the lords democratically choose their next ruler. Besides even if laenor became heir there'd sure to be another succession crisis since he's a fag who refused to fuck his wife.
Why wouldn’t they tell him they wanted him to retire before this scene lol
>>218535247This, the choices Jaehaerys made were completely logical, no one could have foreseen Viserys royally fucking things up.
>>218535063My slavegirl.
>and King Jaehaerys. I will read to him, as I did when I was little. He used to say I had a lovely voice.” (Strangely, in her final hours Queen Alicent spoke often of the Old King, but never of her husband, King Viserys.) Poor Viserys, but such is the fate of many o’ Warhammer 40K player
>>218534654>Do the Dornish worship the 7?Yes
Bolton! Bolton! BOLTON!
....semoc eH
>it's over
>>218534256>make both Greens and Blacks as horrible>be surprised when the audience no longer cares who winsJust an idea, what if instead of making both of them horrible, you make them both good but flawed?
>>218535779the blacks aren't horrible
>>218535801they're black
>>218535704>black, brown, grey>even the "red" cloak is dark and dullI'm telling you, medieval people HATED bright colors!
>>218535801They're retards, at least the Greens made sense. For as much as glazing as he gets, if Viserys hadn't been such a massive pussy, all of this would have been avoided. The real heroes are the northmen and the reachwinks.
>there's no northern house with a wolverine sigil very odd
>>218535801they murdered bunch of citizen's in Aegon's coronation for no reason
>>218535986Showshit, fuck Hess
If the Dance never happened would the Velaryon be allowed to keep their dragons for centuries to come? Wouldn't this pose a threat to Targs?
>>218535801>the blacks aren't horribleThey're in the wrong though. It's a quasi-medieval society where might makes right, nobody wants a queen and Rhaenyra should have willingly stepped aside when Aegon II was born and taken on a role as his advisor, (and possibly future Hand of the King) helping him navigate the politics of Westeros that she was already familiar with.
>>218536046I like how she said in a behind-the-scenes interview:>And? Who cares about the lowborn?
>>218536085Viserys was 100% to blame for this. The simplest solution would be to marry Rhaenyra to Aegon but if he wasn't willing to do this then he should've kept Rhaenyra at court, sent Otto away, and made her hand instead of letting her do whatever the fuck she wanted with her uncle on Dragonstone.
>>218536158She's such a cunt, may the Others give her ovarian cancer for her iniquities
>>218536085I feel like there is legit reason to hate blacks beyond her sex.Rhaenyra was only named regent because nobody wanted Daemon as king. As her spouse it's basically the same thing, because it is Daemon. So she should have been disinherited the moment she married Daemon.Another factor is that Rhaenyra hasn't had a part in ruling and has spent her entire time as heiress just pissing off lords and whoring around.Sure, Aegon does that too, but Aegon was never expected to succeed the throne.
>>218536163>The simplest solution would be to marry Rhaenyra to AegonRhaenyra should have been married off to Daemon from the start.
>>218536250BRATTY NIECE TARGUSSY
>>218536221I just want to know what part of ASOIAF universe she actually likes, because it seems like she is trying to turn it into her teenage-tier fiction
>>218536163>>218536232The realm was destined to have a shit king after Viseys anyways unless his first three children died and Daeron the Daring somehow became heir. Or unless Rhaenyra and Aegon died and 6-finger-Jaehaerys turned out to be decent.
>>218536250What was the vaginal moisture status during this scene?
>>218536250That'd defeat the purpose of naming Rhaenyra heir, to keep shitheads like Daemon away from the throne.
>>218534256>even fan art gives women pantsWhy the fuck? Women did not wear pants before the 20th century. Why is this anachronism so persistent in fantasy?
>>218536422If one royal tomboy decided to wear pants who would dare tell her not to?
>>218536480Septas
>>218536250no, Viserys should have married Rhaenyra
>>218536480Yeah. They think she is crazy and lock her up.
Valrian steel/magic weapon ranking>StierLady forlornDawnLightbringerEuron’s armor>AtierBlackfyreBrightroarLamentationSandoq’s big fucking swordRed Rain>BtierDarksisterHeartsbaneWidows wailValyrian steel Dothraki arahk thingTruth>CtierCelitgar axeIceOathkeeperNightfallOrphan maker>DtierLongclawCatspaw/Aegon’s daggerAegons armor
>>218536643Lamentation is such a good nameyou are missing Vigilance
>>218536643rubies offer no tactical advantage whatsoever
>>218536698>you are missing Vigilancedo we even know enough to rank vigilance?
>>218535986GOODfuck king's landing "people"
Rango reminds me a lot of k7k. Fake cowboy and fake knight end up being more of cowboy and knight than the 'real' ones
>>218536720it belongs to the Hightower rats so can go in D Tier
>>218534256still crazy he did that
After some Lannister King losing Brightroar during his doomed trip to Valyria what's the second most retarded instance of "why would you bring your family heirloom with you to THAT"?
>>218536817i think it was pretty stupid that ned took ice to kl
>>218536777exactly, not even a description or fanart
>>218536817magic sword could come in handy in an adventure
>>218536643>>Dtier>Longclawdeserved, i fucking hate how this thing looks in both show and book but especially show
>>218536884forgot the imagelook at the fucking thing
>>218536884Longclaw is Lightbringer right? Jon kills Dany (Nissa Nissa) and gets Lightbringer for his trouble
>>218536916>grip too short to be a hand and a half sowrd>blade to long to be an arming sword>not a bastard sowrd, longsword, or one hander>design is not uniform, no throughline to connect the design across the entire piece>nothing about the guard retains the same spirit of the pommel's design>it's the "build a bear" of sword designs, looks like a kid could have just mixed and matched random sword parts togetheri fucking hate this thing
>>218536975>sowrd>sowrddamnit
Bran is going to marry Meera right? surely the crannogmen have a remedy to make his dick hard even if he cant feel it
>>218537054Brynden is asexual
>>218536817Dark Sister going to the wall was also pretty dumb
>>218537121that will always be the dumbest way to lose a valyrian steel sword which is crazy to say because th bar was set at "giving the sword to a bastard that ends up starting a rebellion"
does the GoT program show the swamplands of the Neck at all? or does everyone just teleport from the north to the riverlands
>>218536422>there are dragons that can only be controlled by the magical purple eyed family “Why do women wear PANTS it’s so UNREALISTIC”
>>218537268>imb4 bmw
Updated listGood luck
>>218537329rollin for ygritte my beloved <3
>>218537329lord ashford fucks his
>>218537329rollin
>>218537329Roll
>>218537329good work anonrolling
>>218537329Gods be goodGive me 11 - 20 PLEASE
>>218537329Did Raymun know his wife was a whore or nah? Also roll
>>218537826Mel is hot, but whats the attraction with kinvara? she uggo. id rather have sams wildling woman
>>218537329Lets see what I get.
>be the Good Queen Alysanne>see your teenage daughter being vain and bratty>decide to punish her by betrothing her to a man old enough to be her grandfather and already widowed four timesWhat the fuck was her problem?She also accused Viserra of wanting to be queen by seducing Baelon, yet this whole thing happened years before Aemon died so he was still heir.
>>218538064Alysanne and Jaehaerys lost braincells with every new child brought into the world
>>218538064> What the fuck was her problem?But she did nothing wrong
>>218538064That was wise of Alysanne, her bitch daughter would have grown up into another Ellyn Rayne or maybe even another Cersei.
>>218537329Rollin Give me my wife or give me death
>>218538484I guess I'll live (quite happily too)
>Then I doomed the mighty Targaryen realm to civil war by naming my stupid daughter heir!>Even if the lords of Westeros accepted her, her two marriages could tear the realm apart: her half-Targaryen children ("""Laenor""" kids) could be challenged by her full-blood Targaryen children (Daemon kids)!>No matter what, Rhaenyra would bring civil war to the realm!>And I don't care because MUH DADDY GIRL!
>>218538484you lucky bastard
>the dragon has three heads so I must have another trueborn child>has his marriage to elia annulled which turned his two oldest children into bastardswhat's rhaegar's master plan?
Why does Jaime consider himself so great for murdering Aerys again? Why does he wear the badge of not killing his father and letting him in so proudly? The citizens were doomed anyway, either Aerys blows them up or Tywin's men sack the city and rape and kill them (what happened)
>>218538611He won a few tourneys even though those were jousts
>>218538591Does annulling a first marriage make the children of it bastards?I figured Rhaegar's plan was to keep Aegon as his heir with Rhaenys and was expecting Jon to be a Visenya to finish the collection.
>>218538700But that's not even an answer
>>218538705Annulling means the marriage never happened. But in westeros there had been no precedent of a consummated marriage being annulled before.
>>218538705No, children born outside of wedlock are bastards, not ones living on after marriage has endedIf either one of the mother/father dies the living children don't become bastards either
>>218538721So it sounds like Rhaegar was trying to invent divorce.
>>218538611>50% at most killed due to the sack vs 99% killed due to wildfire explosionHe still saved tons of people
>>218538743>99% He didn't have enough wildfire to even make 50%>"I saved the entire population of King's Landing Fucking liar
can someone remind me why THE FUCK did cersei give two shots about the sparrows, let alone arm them?she's not really a religious fanatic desu
>>218538824*two shits
>>218538824She owed the church money and they forgave the debt in return for being allowed to be armed. Really, the Sparrows should 100% back Tommen because he’s still fighting Stannis, the Lannisters stopped him from taking the city and burning the Sept of Baelor, he has rearmed the faith and has married someone from one of the strongest and most ancient Andal houses (Andals are the chosen people of the Seven) but I think Aegon will get his support because he needs more contrived free stuff
>>218538874the high sparrow is a genuine religious fanatic thats why he out maneuvers cersei because she treats him like she would any high septon a self serving hypocrite not a true believer
>>218538874yes but if she owes them money wtf can they do? they won't have enough men to fight for them against lannister guards and kingsguard and city watch. what can they do if she doesn't pay it back?
>>218537054>Bran is going to marry Meera right?Highly unlikely. I was so childishly glad she survived though.
>>218538901sooner or later they will cause the entire city to riot
>>218538824the real high sparrow or the [pretty fucking lame] one in the show?
I am starting to think both Lannister twins are retards and haven't done shit to merit any credit except being daddy's boy/girl. The brother's "saving the city" claim was a fucking lie, the sister is a moron through and through. The gods mocked Tywin by putting his wits only into his imp child
>>218538949real one>>218538927the smallfolk love marg, surely there's enough sway
>>218538953Tyrion is a retard as well. Any decent auditor (midwit job) could decipher cooked books. His main opponent was basically the Westeros equivalent of Skylar White and he still lost (while being dangled like a puppet by Varys).
>>218538964oh well that's easy: cersei's as thick as pig shit while he's an incorruptible ascetic instead of the soft, malleable kind of high septon everyone in king's landing's used to
>>218539035a soft malleable manipulable high septon is something she would love to have, doesn't make sense why she'd change that
>>218537875>Did Raymun know his wife was a whore or nah?No. He probably still doesn't know what a bad friend Dunk is either.
>>218539067she didn't understand what she was up against she thought all his piousness was just an act and he was as corrupt and greedy as any other septon, someone with genuine belief is something completely outside her understanding
>>218539081Raymun Fossoway is a retarded cuck so that's no surprise
>>218539067that sort of high septon was literally in the process of being consecrated when the high sparrow's angry, uncompromising horde of followers literally burst in on the ceremony and put an end to it
>>218539103>Raymun Fossoway is a retarded cuckYeah, in the show. In the story he's pretty fucking ride or die, as the cool kids would say.
>>218537329Do one with boys, breeder
Everything Melissandre did was pointless except for talking to Arya in The Long Night episode
>>218539154Ride or dies are pretty often retarded
>>218537329rolling for mel
>>218539166She killed Robb, Balon and Joffrey and Renly
>>218539133have the city watch flog them as nuisance makerswhy give in to this retardation
>>218539166It doesn't matter, the story has time travel so no matter what happened in it we have to accept it was all predetermined. This goes back hundreds of years, as per the prophecy of the Prince that was Promised (Arya Stark). Everything every character across the whole story does is pointless because it's all set up in advance.
Remember how Osha in the show walked and talked like a monkey to signal to the audience she was a wildling? But once we see actual wildlings beyond the wall they're all completely normal.Was Osha just mentally retarded?
>>218539198ah yes that surely won't cause a city wide riot
>>218539185She was supposed to be finding Azhor and stopping the white walkers though. She walked right past Arya in the riverlands, even after looking her over
>>218539215Natalia Tena? It wasn't a large role but I thought she was one of the best performers in the series.
>>218539198>have the city watch flog them as nuisance makersGood luck with that. I'd say it's a safe bet most of the sparrows would actually have welcomed a fight.
>>218539217ah yes people who attack the main church because they are mad are worth caving in to. what's next, thieves riot for pickpockets getting rounded up and we give the king of king's landing thieves a lordship and an army? is cersei a bigger pushover than her own son tommen?
>>218539217>>218539288Gold cloaks don't strike me as being brave unless they outnumber opponents at least 5:1.
>>218539288Sparrows are civies, they are not armed men trainedike the Lannister guard and the CW
>>218537329Please Meera
>>218539296if she tried to have them flogged it would've played right into the high sparrows hands, you forget he's been at this since at least clash, maybe before they were already established when tyrion gets to the city, you are seriously underestimating how much of the city supports them
>>218539296>ah yes people who attack the main church because they are mad are worth caving in to.you're ahead of cersei then anon. the main reason she caves is because she doesn't understand that they're actually serious
>>218537329Literally any other female would be better than that harrenhall witch. Why not myrcella?
>>218539310>Sparrows are civiesAre they though? The Warrior's Sons element is very specifically for knights and the much larger Poor Fellows subset's probably thick with former soldiers and levies.
>>218537329wheres tanselle?
>>218539359There’s supposed to be duds
Am I the only one who rolled the girl I wanted
>>218539359I've only been caught up on the second season for a short time but she really stood out to me as fucking annoying. As you were.
Daemon should've fucked Millynyra's ghost at Harrenhal
>>218539361and they won't really be that effective against trained guards
>>218539411if your the one that rolled milly FUCK YOU stay away from my wife
>>218539429or he could have tried to bummed harren's ghost
>>218539444thats not the point attacking them is exactly what they want some die as martyrs the warrior sons hold long enough for the city to riot any direct violent action against the sparrows only helps them
>>218537329Rolling. Let's see how it shakes out.
Harren the Builder will return and restore his Kingdom and free Westeros from Valyrian scum, burn down all Weirwoods and open the eyes of the Westerosi so they reject Essosi gods like The Seven. Then Westeros will just constantly raid and rape in Essos forever while Harren works on his Steam Engine.
>>218539468My God...
>>218539475>while Harren works on his Steam Engine
>>218539488Harrenhal was a wonder of the world on par with Storms End, Highgarden, the Hightower, etc. They thought that technology was lost but Harren brought it back. He was singlehandedly bringing Westeros into the Industrial Revolution.
>>218539504There used to be a really good "implying" greentext for Harren but to my intense frustration I don't have it.
>>218539445Yes, twas me ser. You can roll and get another woman as you please, you will be wedded to her and she will be made a lady as befits your name and House. But I will let myself be consumed by maggots before I let you near *my wife* Milly.
>>218539577Can't fault you for that, I think she's sexy as hell. (Not to mention three years older than I am, which comes as no small relief).
>>218539577I already got the sheep fucker, I am not in a happy marriage, no doubt milly will come to me the moment your back is turned, I will brain my sheep fucking wife with a rock as is tradition and milly and I will live in the eyrie safe from your unwanted attentions
>>218539595>22>GREEN FUCKING BOYSJokes aside, she's the same as I am, I was surprised at first
>>218539629>"Prior to being cast in House of the Dragon, Alcock lived with her family in Sydney and took on side jobs. Harper's Bazaar Australia reported that she kept a part time job at a cafe in Sydney's Marrickville until filming began."ywn be served coffee by Milly
>>218539629Jesus Christ but she has such an irresistibly enticing "c'mon-boy-you-know-you-want-to" look.
>Your incestuous lust for Helaena has made you powerful, nephew. But you are not a true Valyrian yet.
>>218539623You are an ill-made, spiteful little creature, full of melanin, lust and a low eastern accent. Men's laws give you the 'right' to bear your supposed name and display your supposed colours since I cannot prove you're from Essos. And to teach us humility, the gods have condemned us to watch you stagger around like a drunk fool wearing the proud Stag that was King Durran's sigil and his forefathers' before him. But neither gods nor men will ever allow you to touch MY WIFE Milly.
>>218539692>I am more powerful than any Valyrian! Including you... uncle...
>>218539729>You are a green fucking boy, and not even a good one at that... nephew.
BORN BEREFT A THUMB
IS HE A CLAM?
>>218539700piss on that, she would've been mine but for a twist of fate, she will be mine I will have her as wife be it at storms end or the eyrie that is now mine by all the laws of gods and men, I will have Milly to wife and you will rue the day you crossed the lord of storms end and the vale.
>>218539762>I know I'm green, it happens when you're still young, my old uncle. And speaking of green, let me introduce you to my friends: the Greenmen of the Eye of the Gods>teleports the largest dragon of this era right behind you>TAOOBA! I mean, Dracarys!
>>218539835>You are a foolish green boy that couldn't sneak up behind an elephant >BUT... you forgot to consider one important fact... >I have eyes at the back of my head>jumps off dragon >shafts you in your non-existent eye
>>218539308that too
>>218537329Rolling
>>218539929well you may have an essos whore but that is an epic ass, and she's certainly fertile may you have the joy of it
>>218539831Out! OUT! Run back your false home Storm's End before I have your head on a spike! And never speak of the mother ofy children again or I'll have your tongue!
tsk tsk you've outdone me once again nuncle... but this isn't the last you've seen of me!
>>218537329Older alicent is hotter desu.
NEPHEN, you will never outdo me. You have so much more to learn
>>218539885>>218539975>teleports to the other One Eye Targaryen (Bloodraven) and kill the other Daemon in the family>Nothing personnel, Uncle...
>>218539992>ACK! >already dead before that
>>218539406Why can't the duds be something funny like Leaf?
What song should we use for the Battle over the God's Eye AMV?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI6y3_BRqeg
>>218540000>he bore the digitsIt's over. Daemon won.
>>218539971One thing that really interested me was how good a job they did of making Olivia Cooke (she's in her early 30s) look so matronly.
>>218540031>218540031>What song should we use for the Battle over the God's Eye AMV?https://www.youtube.com/live/t7ClIZyV4UE
>>218539947she wants a man not a green fucking boy, you may note lustrous black hair and a sturdy build with "your" children, send my wife to me and we will see an end to this if not the banners will be raised I am now imagining lyonel drunkenly sneaking into your pathetic "castle" to fuck Milly and its just too funny of an image none the less release my true wife or the full weight of the stormlands and the vale will descend upon you
>>218540000checked and witnessed, aemondsisters ethered
>>218540031… NA-NA, NA-NA, NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA NOWBABY, GIVE IT UPGIVE IT UPBABY, GIVE IT UPNA-NA, NA-NA, NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA NOWBABY, GIVE IT UPGIVE IT UPBABY, GIVE IT UP… EVERYBODY SEES YOUEVERYBODY LOOKS AND STARESI'D JUST LIKE TO MAKE YOU MINE, ALL MINE
>>218540000How where his body and the sword ever recovered?Did time travelling Bran warg a fish and dragged them to the shore, so that Bloodraven will have Dark Sister, so that Hodor can wield it in the cave?
>>218540087
>>218540087that is some truly awful fan art
>>218540079Your wife? Sneak in to my palace? You, who drunkenly snuck into Storm's End and tried to fool commoners into thinking a brown skinned Essosi with an accent more eastern than Illyrio Mopatis, is a Baratheon? You are less subtle than the stags you try to mate with when the wine is too much for you. Bring your false stags, I'll hunt them down one by one and send them to your bastard eastern father.You will NEVER have her, my own wife and my beloved. And that's that.
>>218540031>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR>LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR>LET THE BODIES HIT...>>218540000>singles>NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!>dubs>NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!>trips>NOTHING WORNG WITH ME!!!>quads>NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!!
>>218540125masters invented the long chain pulley in 129 ac
>>218540136>palaceI see you essos fuck, accept your cuckoldry and shame
>>218540174>the brown essosi pretender has the gall to label others what he truly isAHAHAHAHAMy home is so large and magnificent, so decadent with riches that calling it a castle is an insult. No storm god or dragon could ever take it down
>>218540000>both daemons bore digitsi kneel
>>218540217i fucking love beesbury's armor. goddamn shame how little we got of him in the show. maybe we'll get some deleted scenes or something in the future.
>>218540211>so decadent no wonder it was so easy to sneak into, you can't protect her or provide all the great riches of the stormlands and the vale, the greatest of castles the greatest and most ancient of strongholds, forged of magic and the skill of heroes of legend, no wonder she wants me. You will visit only death and misery on your foppish soft people if you keep her from me any longer
winds of winter is literally never coming out, is it?what are the odds he releases it unfinished on his deathbed sorta like tolkien?I cant believe it is at this point half my lifetime ago that I started shitposting with you guys in this general. and the book still isnt out.
>>218540303You snuck into a tavern bedroom on your way out of king's landing you drunk fool, you were nowhere near my place. You are so pathetic you couldn't even locate my keep if the map was stapled onto your nipples, you brown essosi fake Baratheon. Just stick to playing around with sticks with pigs>PS: My wife Milly just looked at your posts and called you a dirty Qohori goat worshipping ni-... saying that would be unlordly of me.
>>218540031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TiDTE1UyM0&list=RD2TiDTE1UyM0&start_radio=1
>>218540379>You snuck into a tavern bedroom on your way out of king's landingwell I am quite drunk, I will bed here for the night, tell Milly I'll see her on the morrow no doubt she is disappointed and misses me terribly.
>>218540398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_GlLLroIWc&list=RDj_GlLLroIWc&start_radio=1posted the wrong band lol
>>218540404Stay there, that is a place suited to a lowborn brown such as yourself. The only thing she misses (well technically, wants to see) is you quartered alive. Leave for the shit-stained slums in Essos that is your home, renounce your false name of Baratheon and maybe I'll take mercy.
>>218540341No, grrm will never release it. He has stopped working.What is keeping twow from us is grrm beeing alive. As soon as he dies his publisher will put out any existing chapters and outlines.
>>218540299Do you have a clear pic of his helmet?
>>218540341>winds of winter is literally never coming out, is it?when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. then winds of winter will be released, and not before.
>>218540478
"If I don't finish Winds of Winter by 2021/22, lock me up in a cabin on a lake island in New Zealand till I finish it" I guess we gotta do what we gotta do>words are windBRAAAAAAAAAP
>>218540525Disappointed that it didn't have antennae
>>218540462the storm is coming you have been given chance after chance and now the lightning and the wind and the thunder will descend upon your pitiful "palace" Milly is Mine and I will have her.
>>218540578well after I get over the morrows hangover
>>218537329Rawlling
>>218540578This foolish brown skin is clearly mentally ill, ship him off to Qohor at once. Beware of his "storm" (spurting bowels).I am done with this lowborn.
>>218540632my true wife stolen away by cruel chance is clearly missing me I will be their in a nonce and I will be bringing the strength of the stormlands and the vale with me.
Your true wife, (a goat in Qohor) awaits you. Begone.
>>218540668you have not even had the courage to name your house or lands you craven fool, the stag is coming after I sleep off this godrotten headache
>>218540299>i fucking love beesbury's armor.Me too, just not the one he had in the show.>>218540478If you consult the *comic* you'll find Ser Humfrey actually has the best helm on *anyone's* side....Best surcoat too.
Lords don't name houses to drunk lowborn brown essosi commoners. Away with ye or I'll have you flayed.
In reality, Aemond and Daemon actually swapped dragons midflight and Aemond absconded, leaving his bastard behind (who would eventually have descendants who married the Lothstons and then got bred into the Tully house, finally their heir would be the prince that was promised, Arya Stark - she who wielded the dagger).
>>218540766lord of a pig sty, you have shown your worth and it is less then nothing, gods have pity on you, I will not
>>218536817The thing is when your family heirloom is a weapon that is better than most other weapons it kinda feels silly not to use it.
It is so drunk it is confusing me for itself. A drunk and a half-wit, terrible combination for a slum dweller
>>218541237plebeian fools are amusing to be sure, it is a shame you find yourself among them, I'm coming for my Wife you insolent child.
>>218538611Dont think too much about. The point is people are grey thats it thats the point. Grrm's ability to have it make sense i lacking.
>>218541350God look at that ugly brown pigshit eating essosi face. I'd spit on it but even my spittle is worth more than its entire existence. Whoever runs House Baratheon must be a greater fool than Dontos for still keeping that drunk rat around.
>>218541422>still has no house or lands to speak ofyou are an embarrassment and my wife no doubt finds you as such. I know for surety now that it is my god given duty to free her from your ghastly clutches, you speak of palaces and riches but all you have is my beloved and a hall of pigshit and foulness. My lovely wife will be waiting for me.
>>218541482>still no mention or pictures of the girl he loves so muchYour lovely wife (a shaved goat) is waiting for you in your hovel at Qohor. The ship leaves at dawn.No lord will ever name names to a goat fucking foreign drunk. Already said it, but tis the last time you'll hear it said for your midwit ears
>>218538611Tywin's men were already in the Red Keep by the time Jaime killed Aerys. Aerys let Tywin into King's Landing because Pycelle told him he could be trusted. Even if Jaime was the one who let Tywin in, Jaime is extremely naive when it comes to his family members. In his dream sequence before rescuing Brienne from the bear pit, he tells Rhaegar that he never thought Tywin would hurt Elia and her children.
>>218541609you are lost as is expected of some poor landed knight, you say you have my monke, you then show her for all the lands to see, clearly you have no respect for my true wife, you have taunted the storm long enough. I have Milly know and the armies of the stormlands and vale will descend upon you without mercy or respite.
Why do people pretend daemon is attractive
>>218541745>this low res pissThe only army you command is the army of flies around you right now.>What was that? You want me to flay him on the ship ride to Qohor, is that it Milly? My lady has spoken. Alright, my men, drag this creature from his pig pen in Flea Bottom and do as she instructed. Gag him and salt his wounds while you do so.Westeros is better off without filth like that.
>>218536085>They're in the wrong thoughHow?Viserys said Rhaenyra is his heir.End of story.
>>218541868Your petty imaginings are worth less then nothing, you have no house you have no lands you have no ships you are a pretender and a fool. Milly is my wife and no others.
>>218541840nothing personnel kiddo, don't be jealous
>>218541958lol I don't see clala, he lost the game
>>218541972cope
this absolute god used to have girls jilling off in groups for him a few years ago in certain dr who communities >don't ask how i know this
>>218536480daemon's daughters are pure cringe
>>218541927Also, guards, remember to slice his tongue off and toss it into the sea when you get on with it. I'm done with this animal.
He's gay, Jon Snow?
>>218542211>blink twice if you need help SatinSAVE ME ANON I THOUGHT I'D LEFT IT BEHIND
>>218537329For my bed is cold and want of company
>>218542348>my bed is cold and want of companyNO LORD COMMANDER STOP IT WE'RE BROTHERS NOW
>>218542003fuuuck
>>218541611Jaime had been begging Aerys to open the gates for hours, just he listened to Pycelle that's all. Either way he would be dooming the people to certain death. Under Tywin Elia died a horrible death, and two babes got carved up. Jaime deserves his ill reputation and then some
>>218542067you have no house you are no lord you are some degenerate from essos I am done banding words you are nothing
>>218542420>[Oscar Gamble quote]
first for the hero of /tv/yeah
>the drunk is hallucinating againAnyways, I'm off to plow her tight tuckus again.
>>218542584landless vagabond
>>218542584>Bill WithersAIN'T NO SUNSHINE WHEN SHE'S GONE/AND THIS HOUSE JUST AIN'T NO HOME/ANY TIME SHE GOES AWAY
But enough about you
>>218542651https://youtu.be/wIdIBVqtEyI?si=wu1HHpnVT0yvqzzU
>Add a bunch of Dornish PoVs >It's a total fucking snoozefest >Also add a bunch of Ironborn PoVs>It's pure unadultered kino that leaves the reader desperately wanting moreI think George isn't a sole writer. I think the partner shadow writer must have died.
>>218542705june lads, its not long but the wait is still painful
>>218542769End of June, may as well be July
>>218542835shut up its soon ok
>>218542762George has admitted Dorne is his personal favourite kingdom, his favouritism towards them probably results in him not wanting to shake the boat in Dorne too much, or make them look morally dark grey like pretty much all the Ironborn are
>>218542927George, please.
>>218542974just shut up and post milly ok, I have a pink mast here
it is actually unreal how much this character not only represents me, but is literally me to the point that i was on the set of the show during its filming playing myself as a character.
>>218543047Say please or else I won't be
>>218543293don't be a cunt please post milly ok
>>218536938Dawn is obviously Lightbringer.
>>218543348
I need to get to these later books to find out whats the deal with young Griff and if its as fucking stupid as it sounds
>>218543409He's gay
>>218542958The Dornish are actually giganiggers.
>>218543510Good.
Be honest anon, did you figure out R+L=J on your own whil reading the books? Yeah in hindsight it seems obvious but I'm willing to bet that less than 5% of the readers figured it out on their own. Or maybe even less than 1%.
>>218543403good lad, good posts you do credit to yourself and your generation
R+L=J isn't even trueNK+L=J
>>218543592yea, its seems obvious, yes of course I did, long before the show started, how anyone couldn't get it if they are paying attention is beyond me.
>>218543409It's very stupid. Both in-story, and in a meta sense about outlining where these plots are supposed to go.
>>218537329LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>218543510Dorne chads did nothing wrong in constantly giving the violent targshits and their lackeys the finger. Only Kingdom(principality) to join the realm on their own terms.
>>218535825>this fantasy world with dragons and all that? This… fiction…. Must adhere to reality
>>218535825The riverlanders in that picture look better than GoT ever did.
>>218541913>End of story.Obviously not the end since the story continues and there’s 2 tv series based on the stories that continue from this story.Viserys I was a stupid faggot king that could’ve abdicated while he was decrepit, but instead he goes against the Great Council his father (one of the GOAT kings) made happen and the precedent of a bitch queen being passed over for the male heir. Male primogeniture, so important to Westeros they never had a bitch as queen again, for it would be silly, no, downright stupid.
>>218535986>>218536046>>218536158>>218536221>wHaT iF rHaEnYs CaMe ThRoUgH tHe FlOoR oN a DrAgOn?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd AlLiCeNt MaDe Up AnD rAn OfF tO eSsOs?!
>>218544577RYON!!!
>>218537215Never, no Greywater Watch just Most Cailin
>>218540131I like this one myself.
>>218544733thats nice
I think they should be called the gayjoys.
>>218537329OG frogfag rollan
>>218545086lel you got the litteral hag
>>218537329Rolling for a redhead
>>218543240>pedophile >rapist >child murderer >killed his wife in one of the most gruesome way possible >wife strangler The unreal thing is how much women love this character.
>ruins your show>uhhh something something writers strike! actually ruined it!yeah right
>>218537268>>218537322historical verisimilitude an important component of good fantasy which completes the supernatural themes and doesn'tcm stand opposed to the magical aspectIn other words , in fantasy modern diversity and gender roles are as much an eyesore as 21th century technologyor to say it in even simpler terms, yes, in fantasy minorities and strong women ae like cars and planes
Hear me out.ASOIAF Fighting Game. Roster taken from the entire 'timeline' (eg: Dunk, Daemon Targ, Prime Bobby B)Pre-Battle Banter before and after match-ups between the characters.Jousting Side-Mode[/spoiler
>>218546421My boy Victarion will be my main.
>23 rollinHm, that's twice as much posters as I thought would be still left here.
ASOIAF The Guild-style game where you play smaller houses around a city of your choice. From King's Landing to the Free Cities to smaller ones. You open businesses and try to ruin the other guy.
>>218546783But have you considered rerolls wise anon?
>>218537329Rerollin, will trade for Helaena’s autistussy
>>218537329give me milly by the old gods and new I deserve milly
>>218537329digits are wind
>>218547942ah well I can live with smurkfu
>>218547631Rerolling is illegal. You have to content with your lot.
>>218534537>Why didn't the Rhoynar retain their water magic? Wouldn't that have been kinda useful for the first Targ attempted conquest?They used water magic to grow food when they had their farms burned.
Dorne is the most Andal cultured region in Westeros. The Dornish are actually merely tanned Andals. Nymeria led an army of WOMEN to Dorne, the women then submitted to Andal BWC and together they laid the First Men houses low. Even the Martells are an Andal house (Tullys and Lannisters are First Men). This leads me to believe the Andals were actually quite chill and the trees must have been asking for it.
Daemon T is a cringe fag
every Baratheon is so fucking kino and mogging the cast of everything in this universe
>>218549612Except for Orys, the OG. His feat is ... failing in a battle, being saved by his half-sister's dragon then killing an old man.
>Aerys becomes king>Makes Bloodraven hand instead of Maekor>Maekor pouts, leaves court and retreats to Summerhall to sulk>Aerys dies>Maekor becomes king>Leaves Bloodraven as handhuh?
>>218549969It's hard to argue with results. If your biggest threat is Blackfyres there's nobody better for the job other than Bloodraven
>>218549440Which one
>>218549969Bloodraven was an excellent Hand. Also Maekar had fought alongside Bloodraven in 2 Blackfyre rebellions and knew his uncle personally. They were bros..
I wish he would skip Winds and go straight to Dream.
>>218549969Kinslayer Bond
>>218543510gigachads that kill (((targ))) dragons
>>218550251good god milly is something else
>>218542584crazy how she's the protagonist but the alicent actress mogs her
>fuckin' bastirdImagine being Jon and hearing this from him every day for years
HOTD was good untill the king died and then suddenly literally everyone instantly turned retarded, both green and black leadership had multiple ways and chances to end the war before it started and none of them did it because reasons other then plot contrivence
Lady Stark is a dumb bitch.
>>218552324
>>218544577>wHaT iF rHaEnYrA aNd MySaRiA kIsSeD oUt Of NoWhErE?!I don't get what's so bad about this one.
>>218553254thats because you are retarded
>>218545986>to say it in even simpler terms, yes, in fantasy minorities and strong women ae like cars and planesYou can't be serious.
Last for king Stannis
