Mints Confidence edition>/ftl/ NEWS-- 5 hours until start-- Room cam teasers are live on the site-- Bam is host, Sam gone>Links:https://www.freetank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious:>>218537061
>fishtank in the big 26let it go bro
you're not linking the pirate sites. why?
Guess mods got paid off again?
>>218539562Retard
>>218539548
>>218539570>ROFLs and giveaways
>rafflesBlud does not know what an estate sale is
JET IS LIVE ON TWITTERhttps://x.com/i/broadcasts/1DGLdvDdzPzGm
>>218539589free hat
>>218539599you piece of shit
Your ad literally screams fake/scam you retarded methhead pedophile. Did you not look at any of the other ads? You should've used more picture of the house or even random boxes of shit to show stuff people might want to buy not AI slop.
>bam is the hostHoly kino
>>218539548>This is the most ready and prepared we've ever beenThey say this shit every fuckin time
No simpable mids we riot
blow ropes for seth
>>218539616The population of Atlanta is 60% black dont worry.
Seth blew ropes into Angie while she slept. That's why she's getting so fat. She's going to have a little furry baby.
>>218539638Simplable mids are just as key as 1-2 genuinely autistic weirdos. It's the formula.
>simpable mids who do nothing but sit there is crucial to the showwhy the show sucks
jet neptune cries into the night as i send yet another jupiter tribute to him on x from a burner account
I only care about one thing are they getting fans or normies?
>>218539674They casted fans and live streamed the auditions.
>>218539674most likely fans, the one that got eliminated before the show started was a fan
vibe nuke guy is going to win
Skull Hyde can only redeem himself if he gets on grindr and starts sending gay guys to the house.
>>218539707i like the mde/ft fans that vastly overestimate the impact they have on "culture" like as if sam hyde show is saving america and not just laughed at as the guy who cried for charlie kirk
>>218539707>ME ME ME ME
>>218539696mints is an official ?D??KHEAD
>>218539707>Hey Bam, can you coordinate the "Pee pee hide the candy challenge" and then count them all? It'll be some real Jackcrap vibesBam is going to be thrilled
>>218539721Klaus needs to get on grindr and send trannies to the house.
>>218539548Sam looks raped
they know bam is basically a lolcow nobody's takes seriously that various managers/new wives drag out for money rightit's like getting Andy Dick to host the show.
Do you have to pay to watch at night like last season?
Earthrocker bros...
I think flow streams was paid off.I think ppv was paid off.
Why did Sam quit?
>>218539745>it's like getting Andy Dick to host the show.Andy Dick was set to host Bloodgames 2 actually until jet decided to rape everyone
>Bam having to make "The Speech"
what is this freetank bs>>218539745I have a feeling Andy Dick will show up at one point as well chat
>retards still think bam is the host>even after jet made a video saying its sam via robot webcam
>>218539758reason given was that he was going for a more serious political route and couldn't be associated with the show about torturing retards
>>218539752yeah
>>218539758Ellie + wigger incompetence + too much legal headaches
>>218539758They had to leave New England because the past two shows got cancelled by local government. Jet rented a party house in Sandy Springs, Georgia for S5 and Sam is too busy with his gaming Oneyplays ripoff channel he does with Chris Lynch and his political podcast to fly down for a month.
what's point of hyde-less fishtank season when in the last few years the concept of an internet big brother show has been done to death.
>>218539616it makes zero sensebro just starts typing shit
>>218539789have you ever thought that the concept of a Hyde internet big brother has also been done to death?
If you watch this you should just cut the chase short and kill yourself right now
>>218539811That would be like putting the car before the horse.
>>218539789Jet fucking neptune?The producer?The creator of the fucking show?No one watched it for sam hyde, his racism icky and overplayed.
soft launching the idea of tarini as a freeloader
Imagine Bam asking to speak to you alone in one of the bedrooms
sam logging onto the robot only for everyone to ignore him / be irked by his virtual presence
Do you think Jet thinks that this season is going to be his big break? No Sam for his audience to give all the credit to, bringing on Bam? Imagine the inevitable crashout when this one falls apart.
>>218539850jews rock
>>218539865I sincerely hope someone smashes that piece of shit
>>218539857soft launching my hard gross dick into your mouth
>>218539870I can’t fucking wait, it’s going to be glorious
>Sam>Sam - S = Am>B + Am = Bam
>>218539870>Imagine the inevitable crashout when this one falls apart.The crashout is priced in.
>>218539912Sam Margera
>>218539668No attractive women no watch simple as
will there be someone darker than dark daniel?
>>218539761Why does jet always have to rape everyone :(
I'm lowkey scared of Jet's mental breakdown when Bam eventually leaves and the law closes in on him.
>>218539937rape runs in jet's family, his dad is a rapist
>>218539945He's a docile little dweeb that hided in the toilet from jin
>>218539789Who else did it?
>>218539958Joopy too?
>>218539945
>>218539995she's so pretty bwos
>>218539935Seriously how did he fuck his spine this bad
Are you niggas actually falling for this Bam Margera ruse
Hello fellow zoomers. Are we gonna write "W" if someone does something BASED and then write "L" is someone does something CRINGE?
>>218539989imagine joopy pinning you down haha and tearing your pants off and violently jerking you off and forcing your dick into her pussy hahaha so horrible and slapping you and telling you to defend yourself and pretend you hate it and scream for help and that she's a succubus who will suck every last drop of cum out of your balls and your soul and life force out of your body when you cum haha that would be crazy
>>218540040we get it, hide beyond infinite numbers of irony, there won't be a surprise if it's a bit, that doesn't make you smart for realizing
we need another summer this season she was such good content cute lil nips too
>>218540009by sitting hunched over in front of a computer for 10 years
>>218540045CorrectSome examples for the uncs:Gypsy Crusader WSupahHotFire LAngelina WOzempic LAnd so on
>>218539674>expecting anything but fans at this stageThe only way they’re going to get normies is if they go through a casting agency like they did for S3, and we know they’re never doing that again given the end result.
is this book based on jet and jupiter?
>>218540045No if they do something KEYED we write uWu if they do something LOCKED we write :/
>>218540061It literally does make me smarter and there's no irony involved, I don't think you know what that word meansIt would cost too much and this nigga does not wanna sit there and hear Don Vito pedo TTS dead Ryan Dunn jokes for 30 days
Jet is short for jethro
>>218540040If it's a ruse, they're doing a good job of it. Getting Bam to post about how he was in Atlanta for the month sure is a good bit.At this point I think it might actually be real, which means it's going to be an absolute fucking trainwreck because Jet is actually delusional enough to hire a has-been lolcow as the host.
let's see
if i were on the show i would yell MARKY MARKY MARKY and bam margera would go who the f is marky bro hahahaha and then id say dude sam hyde raped a 15 year old girl he would be all like man thats messed up FUCK FISHTANK he would yell that into the camera all the other fish would start clapping because i owned jet and sam hyde then while theyre cheering i would smirk and say oh yeah one last thing... research big purple. it would be kino and the pop would be massive KEKKKKK
bam you're acting like Cole right now
>>218540105yeah it would be actually
can't wait for hitler day
>>218540105you say this but jet wouldn't dare cast even the most embarrassing /ftl/ poster imaginable because he's afraid of them dropping internet lore. it's pathetic
>>218540127>Jet wouldn't do this obviously retarded thing that would not benefit him in any way>He's pathetic for this
>>218540088>It would cost too much You say it about a nigger that buys $1000+ plain black shirts and $1000+ clown shoes.> and this nigga does not wanna sit there and hear Don Vito pedo TTS dead Ryan Dunn jokes for 30 daysYou're under the assumption that he's even aware of that
>>218540074err I know this already from Nina she helps me keep up with the timeslike a nurse<3
>>218540127we already had cryokeen doh
non-0 chance bam being involved makes this the most htought out and competent season by far
Hi /tv/ you won't believe this, but an angie simp from /bant/ actually spent 17k USD on her and talked about "weening" off from it and relapsed the same night.
>>218540105EPIC KEK ayoooooooosomeone get this guy some GOOBAZ
>>218540137it would be content
>>218539995>>218540005Sarah mi amorGOD I wanna look into her eyes and reciprocate her smile and then give her a peck on the cheek and tell her she's doing a good job so fucking hard it's not even funny
>>218540148I can believe that completely given I went to /bant/ once and saw the intense levels of autism on display. It's like a board just for the schizos that occasionally infest other threads.
>>21854016699% of the people posting here are the same people posting on bantthey just get to play as more characters here
>>218539569wait why is he retarded? where are the pirate sites? i need the pirates sites, link the pirate sites now tubs, i got NO MONEY, im geniuienly (never even read that fucking word) asking pls post the sites.
Now that I am sure I wasn't picked, I feel okay to talk about the interview so AMA. I will say that my audition was far more normal than all of the crazy auditions that I've seen posted here. I didn't really try to be funny and just tried to be myself which is a bit quiet and reserved. My audition was just under two minutes long which is weird because a lot of the auditions that I've seen are like 5-10 minutes long. In my interview I didn't feel comfortable at all compared to the audition because the interviewer was some woman and I didn't like the direction she steered the interview. I answered a lot of questions but on one I mentioned a few religious beliefs I have and she kept pressing me with more questions about it and I've never told anyone about it and I dropped my spaghetti over a zoom call and by 5 mins later she had me worked up into an autistic fit (remember anon I am a diagnosed autistic) about my religious beliefs and that I am a modern puritan, etc. I didn't plan on the interview going that way but whatever. I wanted to present myself as a well spoken cordial person which I think I did for the most part except for the religious part. Also, the interview was supposed to last 30 mins but we talked for over an hour so I thought at the time that they would surely pick me.
>>218540186dont care sorry bro
KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM1ElE8fjAI
>>218540177how come on bant they all choose to play obnoxious retards with severe mental illnesses
>>218540138Aware of what?
>>218540186Why a woman? What woman? Who were you on the audition streams?
that wasn't a woman that was mints bro lol
>>218540238that explains why she turned around and started twerking her massive dumptruck ass
They actually couldn't get Bam to come in until they showed him a picture of Mints in a maid outfit and said he could fuck him every day.
bam taking the simpable mid into the bathroomhttps://youtu.be/agO_QuLs3Vo
Admit something you would never admit with an id on bant
news?
>>218540285I had a dream I fucked tayleigh
>>218540285I would rape Benleaks straight
BROS... Elestanque.live.... how do they keep doing it? TUNE IN NOW
>>218540285I like Nina and think she’s a better person than Claire
Predictions>Bam has no idea what's going on or how to run the show>Jet pretends it's the best thing ever>few normies hear about the show>they see it sucks and make fun of Jet>Jet has a crashout on stream>Sam shows up to try to salvage it>he's miserable the whole time and they bring in Burt or something>Sam ends the show early with a Charlie Kirk memorial where he makes everyone awkwardly say Christ is King
>>218540285I had a dream where I was on fishtank. A water pipe broke and Ben tried to replace it without shutting off the main so the entire main floor flooded.
>MRKE cam>the tenth contestant will change the show foreveris it happening?
shave mints and doll him up in makeup challenge 1 fishbuck
>>218540300thats a man isn't it
>>218540304She gooned Abi though...
God I need to fuck Direnc that ass is prime
>>218540186I know the feel bro, I got a call on Christmas Eve for Season 2Then I had to spill my spaghetti about Fishtank right in the middle of a family gatheringWas embarrassing as fuckThe true fishtank was my life
>>218540285Every time I hate on Jet I don’t mean it, I want to see him succeed
>>218540285I only hold off on posting nina because of ligman and the canadian
>>218540319Letty, Abi and Claire 15 years from now
>Season 5 starts in 4 hours>Threads are deadThe hype is palpable y'all
>>218540285Posting with a flag gives me social anxiety
>>218540186stfu
>>218540285I simped for every girl Jet ended up fucking
>>218540337there's nothing to discuss though
Could someone fill me in? What is big purple?
>>218540285Poncho is the best fishtank adjacent minor eceleb
What did they tell Bam about Marky?
>>218540285Im a straight shooter i say what i think
I can see why Greg and Burt want nothing to do with this guy
>>218540322abi wanted to get gooned you cant save a hoe
>>218540285I would still fuck Ellie raw idc if she has all of Jets STDs
Naked girl on Estanque right now
Skull hyde is so terrible it makes me want the show to survive
why is there a naked hooker on the pond?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNw_a9e0i4E&list=PLubkImeKb5Cri5apJsEjmE_zoKXT52wWL&index=6
welcome to my playpen guppies
>>218540385Frank's entire gimmick is being a asshole while working at a costco and popping pills
>>218540389try googling "big boobs"
>>218540385>surprised the king buddytroll was playing the long con with themAnyone thinking Frank was cultivating genuine relationships with anyone from inside the tank are insane
>>218540420This is how it is for 90% of Fishtank fans
>>218540327Same>>218540285I've talked about killing jet, gang stalking him till he shoots himself etc. etc., but actually feel bad about the fact that he has to put up with so much bullying. I also feel sorry for him because he had such a bad childhood and such fucked up parents...
>>218540408Try googling "Computer please explode and kill me"
>>218539569Hi jet/mints, posts like this aren’t going to work here like they do in your discord where you can post ”you’re dumb” and get twenty upvotes.You actually have to make a point or give an example why he’s retarded.
Frank has majorly fucked things up multiple times and refuses to take accountability or learn from it so he's not really better either. He's also a pussy that won't go after hard targets anymore with his hassle vids.
>>218540448Retard
tj is acting super autistic because of the hookeralso has kale used the toilet since shes been trapped in the bathroom?
>>218540448holy aspergers
>>218540449Frank has an eternal bullied fat kid mentality which is why the normies on S3 manhandled him. He can can only operate around scared internet weirdo autists.
>>218540449bully not so tough after being molested by a teenage lesbian
Dude, this is rad, Bam's still got it!This gave me hella y2k MDE vibes, I'm hyped as hell right now! Gnarly.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773573557181564.mp4
>>218540475It's honestly depressing to see how fried he is these days, although he was always just kind of a retard.
>>218540285I sent the gay guys to Tayleigh's bf's house. It wasn't plac.
Why did Life is Mizzy get rid of all that meat. What a downgrade.
>>218540475this season is gonna suck so much ass lmaoooo
Roberto if you are here, get binx and sara in the same room as the naked chick
>>218540458With epic owns like this you should use your tripcode so you can take credit for the post.>>218540469No I’ve just been on this site for long enough to remember a time when you didn’t post in a thread unless you had something to contribute.
>>218540475>mib reference Unironically, based
>>218540498I've been saying this too. Literally the fans got to her through bullying. That's why I think there is a special place in hell for Mizzy haters. They ruined a great thing...
Evil vibes today. Something bad will happen. I just ate two breakfast sandwiches.
>>218540285ive been pretending to hate on /bant/ the past 2 days. i lurk all the time
>>218540448This poster is The_Prick/Austin
I wonder whose idea it was to invite this millennial chungus skater to host the show.
>>218540498Mizzy used to be prime slampig material. Now she's all sad and flabby
Is Claire watching s5?
So are Phil and April gonna be freeloaders? So Bam can shoot fireworks off in their room at night, as well as other hijinks? Just making that joke in case somehow it hasn't already been said a million times
>>218540532scumbag vinnie reached out to sam
>>218540546>Phil and Aprilwho?
>>218540529The Jet Defence Force coming out in full force trying to identify anyone who says something bad about him.For the record I haven’t kept up with anything fishtank related since famous house 2 ended and have no idea who you’re talking about.
>>218540554I assume you're under the age of 25... (I'm 26)
artist guys, are you ready for some pure neptunian kino?
>>218540513Retard
>>218540560Sam can't interfere anymore so we're finally getting his pure artistic vision
life ain't even mizzy yo
>>218540285I really love Israel's shitposting and agree with most of his opinions
they don't have to pretend to be conservative now. so we might actually get some sexy stuff
>>218540589They hired a hooker in season 1. 2 contestants fucked within the first week of season 2. And there was a lesbian sex scene in season 3.
>>218540285the claire arc w/ jet and vgr mentally wounded me deeply
>>218540591Yeah you can get bogged angles of literally anyone...Your point?
>>218540589It’s likely going to even more tame, because now Jet can’t put the blame on anyone but himself for creepy shit.And him being a non-confrontational bitch makes it so he’ll probably tone shit down.
>>218540618it's not supposed to be a bogged angle u autist i like mizzy
is there a ppv alternative since ppv isn't streaming it anymore? i'm not giving the scamming wiggers a dime.
why are they keeping the other frogs away from the nude chick?binx and sara would try to fuck her
>>218540285claire is a horrible person and a cheating whore
>>218540629Well you're right about the autist part. Which is why I'm still not 100% sure if you're joking or being honest rn
>>218540629I like mizzy's 20-34 year old lips wrapped around my 3-10 inch cock
Sober piece of shit challenge
Sober Tank?
>>218540631Try reading the OP
>>218540631nope, wes won
>>218540653If Bam is actually the host for the entire season...Then yes. Probably...
No trailer or anything? Feels like they've barely advertises this season at all. I'm just gonna assume they have zero faith in this season
>>218540658Try smelling my farts, big dog. I misread "freetank" as "fishtank" and thought it was linking to the main site. You're welcome.
>>218540671They already know it's getting shut down within a week, it's just a rug pull for their next "project".
what is that cam?
>>218540663Or I suppose they could do drunk POS challenge on a night that Bam isn't there.. Sam wasn't there for every night, so i could see them doing that
>>218540660He was my favorite KickHouse contestant, glad to see him catch a W
>>218540671minuscule returns
>>218540676That's the 24/7 Indian vagina cam
no it's the best season with the strongest cast and the most in depth planning yet we just ran some studies and found that it's advantageous to make it look like we have no idea what we are doing
>>218540672Kill yourself faggot
>>218540671They’re running on fumes just trying to milk the paypigs with fomo who’ll never cancel their season pass.If you pay for this you’re enabling Jet to keep producing slop.
>>218540694"We looked at the data"
there is no trailer because they are going to kick everyone from the auditions cast day 1 and bring in the real s5 fish #realfishtheory
>>218540615everyone in the world is thinking this actually
>>218540285I liked season 4 and thought the cast was good
>>218540722many are saying this
why are there niggas on 4chan calling me "big dog" in catty sarcastic posts, go back to faggot twitter
I am so fucking ready bros, I missed this. I am ready for 1-2 weeks of kino then absolute garbage
>>218540722I thought season 4 was awful. But I liked Freddy
guy who
Is Trish streaming it again?
>>218540285I got excited when the 18 year old asian high schooler acknowledged me
>1-2 weeks of kinolmaooo
>>218540744I liked the initial cast but then 3 ppl were gone within the first week and Seth was awful
how many currencies that do nothing will there be this season?
>>218540285i'm excited for season 5
>>218540767no because she never asked for permission this time and is scared to
>>218540800Then we should all collectively scare her into asking for permission (just kidding)
angie threadangie boardangie siteangie life
>>218540815I crumple up and throw the form in the trash
>>218540819>pedophile site>angie siteMakes sense
puta
>>218540819That belly could use a few extra pounds I say
just picked up my freshly pressed and starched suit from the dry cleaners
>>218540845lame, the outfit laid out ready on the floor guy is funnier than you
>>218540819Still obsessed with her, literally the most wasted potential fish ever.>Hot as fuck>Total brat>Always went out of her way to make content>Was clearly having fun for most of it>Took the entire house literally dogpiling her to get her removed
>>218540672Freetank doesn’t even do anything. The cams don’t work.
I got fired because I was watching season 2 at work. Same with season 3 and I was unemployed for months. Anyway here's to getting fired again this week. LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
>>218540853ok, my bad
>>218540862pedophile
Well, I'm gonna take a lil nappy poo so I'm not too sweepy for the show. Goodnight everyone!
>>218540864ppv still works.
>>218540881and nigga?
>>218540472didnt he bodyslam her though
if you still have the informed videos playlist link from S4 its the same link for S5
is there a restream up?
>>218540888miatamaxxing
>>218540179>>218540448they don't exist this year so stop looking sorry guys :^)
u broke ass niggasyou paid more than 10 dollars this week on random doordash fees
I don’t want to use the Fishtank site.
>>218540912Her pits drive me loco
>>218540862Yeaah. Shit sucked like they told her to calm down which makes no sense when you want content.
>>218540907yes
>>218540921by paying for a season pass you are giving money to wiggers, not a children's hospital
>>218540815i'm sorry
>>218540921And that's why I can't afford to pay for the damn show. I don't get paid for another 2 weeks goddamn it!!!
>>218540941link pls?
>>218540883Holy shit, it is up and running. Thanks. I thought you were going to try to send me a link to a gay guy.
>>218540941you know this is real because he edited in a timestamp of today's date
>>218540941They all give me errors when I click on them.
test
>>218540935angie is a good woman
>>218540941>wes spent dozens of man hours implementing a new authentication token system just for it to be thwarted day 1
>>218540921hello jet. if you fuck up this season i'm going to track down your sister by whatever means necessary and bang her. it's not a threat, it's a promise.
>>218540966This
Worst thing about numizzy is the cattle piercing
>all the s4 redditors flooding back inYou really think you can drop the show when it ends and then come back for the next season? You’re embarrassing
>>218540285I'm madly in love with claire because she is looks a younger version of my mother when she was younger (she's also named claire)
>>218540973This is very rapey
>>218540921I don’t use Doordash but I did spend over $10 this week on cookies and I’d gladly do that again over giving money to Jet.
to be here or on bant
>>218540921I don't get doordash because I'm not a retard. Hope the fans fuck up the house again and it costs you more to fix it than the show brings in from paypigs.
>>218539570would be a shame if someone here reported that post :^)
>>218540978>>218540966add "old." before ppv and it will work.
>>218540979i don't like skinny mizzy. the chub was a big part of the appeal.
they should drop the pretense and make camgirl house
>>218540917Neither do the viewers, you sure got us this time.
>>218540997too many tourists here im going back until the show starts
>>218540992don't care
>>218540285nina is not as ugly as we say (not when she is not thin), also nowadays she has a bit better body and should put a few kg/lbs more to improve it, she is like 20lbs heavier than during s1 and looks way better than during s1bitch, gain some weight
>>218541005they should just do porn.
Will Jet make it less obvious he wants to fuck the female fish? Leave your comments down below,
Season 5 will feature a goth girl milk bar
>>218541020This but only if it involves Jet and Mints
>>218541003Dude I love you, no homo.
>>218541023ellie has to approve first, she’s a big raquel fangirl
>>218541023more obvious without Sam to hold him back
>>218541003Thanku senpai>>218541013Think of the implications
>>218540991post so terrible it made me get out of bed
start time pushed back to 3pm
Luke choking to death on his own blood with a makeshift shank in his throat Groyper
>less than 3 hours till show starts>thread deadgrim
i love claire because i hate myself
>>218541040stop replying to yourself , faggot
PPV isn't saving us this season?
>>218541062please i need to sleep more
>they think the "start time" actually means somethingidk if u niggas are just newfags or if fishtank attracts the kind of people who never learn anything
>>218541078enjoy letting wiggers scam you, retard.
>>218540991benleaks coded
For me? It's watching on the official site. Let's go tankers!
oh my my my :^)
>>218541083ppv stream is up, just add old. to the start of the url and it works.
Should I watch season 5 or play RE9 instead
>>218539548It's crazy how many times they've shit the bed, but people still somehow watch the show.
>>218541094this
>>218541106or you can just post the url
>>218541117or i can not spoonfeed you and you can look for it yourself. i'll go with that one.
>>218541110plan trusters will win eventually
>>218541110I think that most of the production side fuck ups were Sam's fault.
>>218540300What's the matter, po'err, scared of a man dick?
>>218541125that's what I thought, faggot
>>218541109Play RE1
>>218541117fishtank.live$10
>>218541105Was that the best you could think of? You're dumber than skull.
No Scott, no Fishtank
what if this season sucks?
ppv discord said they're not doing fishtank season 5
yooooo new season of the tank? better renew my pass. i'm so excited to be posting about it with you guys. s3 was my favorite but man s4 was fire while it lasted
>>218541148What do you mean "if"?
>>218541134Love that lil monkey mane
dude how desperate is this yorkshire hoe to embarrass herself in this third world ass country for no money or clout or anything
>>218541143jet neptune
>>218541149but it's literally up right now.
why are they being so mean to kale?>>218541149the streams are literally on the site right now. im watching them
>>218541125Imagine being this fucking gay dude. Get pegged.
>>218541163ear
>>218541144who's skull, that bullying victim that never touched a tiddy I keep hearing about?
I'm gonna buy some weed y'all want something
>>218541134from top>jet>ellie>ben taylor
>>218541145Why do people even hate Scott, anyway? His bits were pretty boring I guess but he seems fine
>>218541179Go to bed Scott
>>218541125The type of niggas that were rightfully bullied in school
>>218541106Doesn’t work on mobile.
>>218541174The wiggers are the bullying victims i think
>>218541117pay the retard tax
>>218541174skull was all over them 16 year old's tiddies tho
>>218541170it's a poor edit and larp
>>218541137https://old.ppv.to/ft
>>218541179charisma black hole who puts on a stoic act but is really bad at it and everyone can tell he's just anxious and a vibe nuke
>>218541187if you still can't figure out how to access that site you are literally retarded
>>218541196It should have been us. Why does Sam and Skull get all the tlp?
>>218541144Keep seething, posts like this are just proof the guy is going about it the right way.>>218541179>boringhis bits are good.
When I was young I watched Bam Margera on DVD. Now I get so see him on a livestream. We've come a long way.
please please please i desperately need a link to a restream of this thing that i claim to HATE
>>218541209don't a give about some homo site, just wanted to point out what a massive fucking fag you are
>>218541145everyone is saying this
>>218541216the fat chud always gets the girl
>>218541206I found this by typing ppv fishtank into google btw.
>>218541206 nta but thanks anon
>>218541226he's sober now
>>218541206delete this
>>218541219God Bless skull and his band of hunnic warriors as they descend upon season 5 house.
>>218541230Retard
>>218541230>waah waah why won't you spoonfeed menewfag's gonna new.
>>218541238Nah, no way. Really?
>>218541226>weeks of Bam trying to keep up with the youthit was awkward and exhausting watching it for a few hours, can't imagine watching it for weeks.
>>218541125 the average /bant/oid
>>218541219>>218541207>>218541179I can never tell whether people on here genuinely like him or only ironically. Personally I think he's alright in small doses, but pretty boring otherwise.
stupid euro hours
>>218541242Ride like the wind skull!
>>218541207true but that’s why he’s funny
the gatekeeping links guy
>>218541207
>>218541255he's weird. like a kid who was severely bullied in school and grew up fucked up and with something to prove because of it.
>>218541248thewy had to remove all alcohol when he was on fishtank.
>>218541251Lookbuddy. I work in IT, do you realize how annoying you technoweenies are to someone like me??
>>218541255He sucked until Jet started to get tired of him, now people like him because they hate Jet more, that's pretty much it.
>>218541243uh maybe provide some arguments I remember when we did that back in the day what day is it where am i
Does jet not understand that the show's fanbase are mostly 20 somethings who didn't grow up with Jackass?
>>218541162i don't think she got embarrassed we all like her
>>218541125you sound like a fucking nerd, that type of nerd, you know what i'm talking about, kill yourself
>>218541281WTF!!?
>>218541257hello ms stupid
PEGGY!! What's the fishtank restream? Chaht's askin'.
>>218541290He doesn't care, the show is just for him to live out his fantasies.
Hating Scott is a huge red flag btw
>>218541251average normie fucktard who can't add 2 plus 2
The ppv niggas hate Jet it not like they are gonna remove it lol
anyone knows when s3e2 airs? the logical choice would be an hour before s5 starts but knowing wiggers they'll probably release it right when the contestants are about to arrive.
>>218541268Gatekeeping is good because it keeps people like you out. The links are literally in this thread but you won't put in the effort to look for them.protip: follow your reply chain, retard.
>>218541290do you understand that no one cares?
>>218541312they said when the fish go to bed
>>218541312after the fish go to sleep today
im watching Fargo
>>218541312Exactly 7 days each upload shall go up onto YouTube. Understood?
>>218541312who cares?
>>218541312the logical choice would've been to release them all daily before the season began at all
josh just won spictank!!
>>218541326movie or show?
josh won estanque by pushing kale out of the bathroom
>>218541312Watching ab slop kys my man
is peggy (jack) here?
>>218541331He cares, otherwise he wouldn't ask, retard.
>>218541334season 3 again
Claire lore>Went on bitchtank>Got ostracized by family and friends back home>Mom called fishtank whiles she was on threatening to sue>Claire decided to stay after the show to fuck jet neptune>She did galaxy gas with him>passed out multiple times>Fucked jet for a week and cheated on her boyfriend back home>Made sex tapes, handcuffed blowing jet>Goes back home, boyfriend forgives her>Claims Jet raped her, tried to sue him, but cops didn't have enough to go on.
guy who actually believes the show will start on-time
>>218541332yeah
I wouldn't worry too much about gatekeeping ppv. It's an Israeli site like wtf is Jet gonna do about it lmfaooo
the girl slammed her head into the wall and now they're trying to restrain her
>>218541343Also her bf is an older man who groomed her when she was 18!!
>>218541196he really wasn't. sad lifelong bullying victim. never had friends, never played sports, never had a girlfriend. sad!>>218541193low on the social scale yes, but this skull fella was ostracized by even the band geeks and other dweebs for being a creepy loser that might shoot up the school. friendless his entire life!
kale cutting herself on cam with broken glass LOL!
ONLY TWO MORE HOURS
>>218541357So is fishtank.live.
guy who acts like ppv/flowstreams is some kind of secret despite it being in the links section of every thread since season 1
holy fuck kale is trying to kill herself by slitting her wrists
Kale trying to kill herself live wow
>>218541340ab posted that it wasn't a real post
she's trying to KILL herself
>>218541357 One more reason to like them
>>218541373god she sucks so much
>>218541343you are missing so much lore dude you know nothing of claire
>>218539707Jet should feel embarrassed for posting that
stop watching that shi mane elestanque is hate and death
Spictank link?
>>218541369no, her boyfriend is a short young man with a small penis
>>218541387el estanque on youtube
>>218541378what happened is she just being a stupid bitch
>>218541370idk the way he makes people seethe is pretty awesome i think
>>218539725We all cried when they shot Charlie.
>>218541387Its only for cool bant kids sorry anon
>>218541387you fuckers need to figure out how to access websites by yourself
>>218541378here’s that attention you ordered dumb broad
>>218541378teej to the rescue
/OURGUY/
BROOOOOO!! What is she doing??? This is seriously mehntul, chaht.
>>218541401we get it, you were bullied growing up. eat lunch alone did ya :^)
>>218541407No. No I won't!
>>218541398Josh won by pushing her out the bathroom and she has not took it very well
>>218541343>killed hooper
>>218541373 You now remember how annoying she was in those first days
>>218541396not live
>>218541414TJ saved a life today
The gatekeeping Dunning-Kruger tech guys ruined the vibes, time to bring the vibes back.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773578863417432.mp4
Bloodgames was by far the peak of FistHank
KALE TRIED TO CUT HERSELF WITH A SHARD OF GLASS AFTER BEING DEFEATED BY JOSH IN THE FINALE. Final challenge was the Cell, and Josh did the door elimination to Kale and won.
>>218541428>in those first days
>>218541428Everyone except Jin and Freddy were annoying enough to make it barely watchable, a house full of jimmies.
I for one care about the technologically and/or mentally challenged among us.So in case anyone missed it, here is the link for the >PPV.TO RESTREAMof >FISHTANK DOT LIVE>S E A S O N 5https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://old.ppv.to/fthttps://old.ppv.to/fthttps://old.ppv.to/ftEnjoy!
vibes are esoteric rn
>>218541440Listen buddy I work in IT. I have a very high IQ.
>>218541428pretty much guaranteed her being dogpiled on for the candy challenges
>10 people were in the ppv chat before it was posted in this thread>40 people are in it now>you still can't access it because your iq is room temperatureLife must suck being brown.
>>218541454this is a virus, do not click it
>>218541434oh. Their site makes you pay and I don't even know how that works, probably have to go to the airport and convert your money to pesos or something.
>>218541440>Dunning-Kruger tech guysnone of us are claiming to be smart, you're just retarded
>>218541454How do I click on the link??
>>218541452>a house full of jimmies.Yeah people forget that
>>218541454thanks I couldnt find the link
>>218541428you now remember how she pretended to care about the josie duck toy and sperged out after damiel destroyed it
>>218541463>Life must suck being brown.Wtf, why are you a racist?
>>218541468hit a nerve hehe :^)
>>218541463>ppv chatI do my chatting here
i hope season 5 has absolutely no (zero) white girls
>>218541468You do think. Ur sooo smart tho.
>>218541454I wish you would stop spreading phishing malware to people that want to enjoy free fishtank, especially advanced stuff like that, that downloads silently on all systems including iPhone and steals your credit card data and identity. we get you're a super fan but that's malicious
>>218541373>>218541428
>>218541454thanks does it include paywalled cams?
>>218541480WOAAAHHHH BASED DUDE you owned him! pepe based kek
>>218541502no
>>218541480fuck, this is bad for jet
>>218541454my antivirus says this is a phishing website and blocked it
>>218541499Wait, does this mean he's hacked into my mainframe!!?
>>218541452DaManDan is not annoying
>>218541499>>218541510>>218541517wiggerops in full force
Content Queen Kale with the live suicide attempt
>>218541503>>218541513
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773428926492343.mp4
I expect the audio be shit as usual
>>218541539total vibe nuke lmao
gradually recharging for the season premiere with zyn pouches
Need an update from the floor outfit guy
the beautiful ck
will ellie show her face on day 1?
>>218541539So fucking kino lol
>>218541560Is she still in prison?
I have a small frozen pizza that'll be ready for the season 5 premiere + coca cola and some snacks
Nobody will watch this without Sam
>>218541574FAT GUY
>>218541557he slept through his alarm and will accidentally miss the whole first day
>>218539758probably got bored, he already looked like he didn't want to be there for S4
>>218541552Kales been sectioned!
>>218541581he said small pizza idiot
>>218541539why thoughalso benji or klaus should post this on X to get likes
>>218541565her role is to do thread recon and report back to jet
>>218541590kLaus will post it when he gets back from the clinic
2 HOURS 2 HOURS 2 HOURS 2 HOURS 2 HOURS
>>218541539Killing yourself after dishonoring yourself and your family is trad.
>>218541588thanks for being able to read + I forgot to say it's coke zero
>>218541570she's out on parole with a court order to stop using the internet i think
>>218541538why are you trying to phish people's data, lifelong bullying victim? :^)
Cole is watching blacked onlyfans porn right now.
>>218541613>court order to stop using the internet american freedom
>Cole didn't release his new album before S5fell off
>>218541134I think punch sucks!
>>218541448Pushing eliminations are lame. Never satisfying when it comes down to physical strength
>>218541448 TJ's reaction was crazy lol
There's probably a good amount of people who think Sam is still hosting
>>218541616nah
>>218541606I'M S C A R E DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>218541174>spookyposterIm scared
>>218541587Who’s gonna be next?!?
bruh why is her name KALE why is she named after a GROSS LEAF BRUH
>>218541630>I want riggable eliminations so they can pick the most satisfying winnersheep mentality.
>>218541636No one cares about Sam dingus
>>218541638lol ya shouldve played football maybe you wouldn't have been bullied your whole life
>>218541416Im all in on vibe nuke. He is so awesome
>>218541448>>218541539with audio https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxMKn_Z-JQOArh82zUx7l75wGcqz4M5j1v
season 2 sucked, season 3 sucked, season 4 sucked, season 5 will not suck
>>218541636he is. the retards didn't see jets video revealing robot goldstriker is the host
>>218541565If someone buys the "Bukkake Ellie" fishtoy, yes
>>218541656i am the one who bullies
>>218541636actual fans of the show (people who don't just hatewatch it to see jet fail) are extremely delusional.
Two hours until the thread is flooded with pathetic invalid simps endlessly posting about their nontnet waifu....
kale btfo kwab
some drunk chick is peeing while crying on spictank
>>218541636dd genes twinksack is toast
i'm going to doordash 3 mcdonalds big arch burgers and crack open a few full sugar monsters
>>218541650Because the strongest person could just start throwing people out of the house in the beginning and win on day one.
>>218541656Pizzagay showered with young boys from the football team.
Is there a new PPV site I can watch this for free? I’m not giving production anymore money because they reject all my TTS for 2 years.
>>218541642Hold me
>>218541686no but there is an old ppv site
>>218541669nah you're a bullying victim. should have tried being popular growing up instead
TJ looks like a spic
>>218541671this time... this time they won't be nepshroomed
>>218541686Type in jetneptune then a dot then com into your search bar.
>>218541686Just buy the season pass piggy
>>218541685nuh uh, football had their own locker room!!i showered with the track, baseball, and soccer teams!
>>218541682If they could they would.
>>218541686google "ppv fishtank"
>>218541686Season Pass is just 10 bucks bro, what are you poor?
>>218541448 Winning by being the guy who physically pushed a girl out is such a lame way to win kek
>>218541691It redirects me to porn
>>218541692projection much?
>flowstreams has it?
why are they so obsessed with y2k though
>>218541718your browser is hijacked.
CONCEPT: what if cole was a retarded gay guy
I'm not wasting money on another one of Jet's half-baked seasons. He's going to rely on that ball brother bit. Every season have fizzled after the first 3-4 days.
>>218541713They reject my TTS so why would I pay
>>218541689Contrast Kino with kale in the background
>>218541713I wouldn't buy a piece of turd from a homeless guy and it's not because of lack of money.
>>218541539 Fishtank could never lmao
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773266597973698.mp4
>>218541689*hugs you*that's my new thing, comforting the scared posters
>>218541715I mean he had to get her out somehow and he skipped the little gay middle schooler step that fishtank always tries to do of poopoopeepee gross her out of the room. Not his fault she's both uncoordinated and crazy, he gave her a good chance.
>>218541713Jet ain't worth $10,
they are telling josh they won't pay him
>>218541747Jet would get hard if a girl started cutting herself on his show.
>>218541709how do I do this
>>218541539>Whoa Kale chill, you're gonna get blood on the carpet, we have to pay for that
I'm horny
>>218541747If that happened on fishtank those wrists would have been long open before Jet would even react. Her life would be entirely in Vance's hands.
>>218541763I don't know either, I'm scared
>>218541758They censor everything why should I spend money if I can’t say anything funny?
they're taking tequila shots at 8 ammy stomach is churning
Isn't that Mexican Fish Tank on YT doing better than Jet's FT?
>>218541734Cole is a quiter faggot lock in guys new friends for you let in 2 hours forget that faggot ok its goona be good
ROBERTO GOING TO EL CECOT FOR THIS
>>218541671ONE DAY MORE TO SIMPVOLUTIONWE WILL NIP IT IN THE BUDWE'LL BE READY FOR THESE MILLENNIALSTHEIR CUT VEINS WILL RUN WITH BLOOD
I just did something really bad.
Why are people acting like Vance is magic and him being there is a safeguard against something bad happening, did you forget he was on season 3? You saw how that went..
>>218541793*mogs you*
>>218541757 It should be a game of endurance, whoever can mentally handle being in the room the longest. Being able to just push each other out of the room makes it lame and uninteresting.
>>218541801because
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773109241573940.mp4
>>218541801Bro S3 was fucking awesome, up until just b4 the Vegas bit
>>218541791rare actual jet post
>>218541801>id you forget he was on season 3I forgot he was on blood games man is a ninja
Is there a ppv stream
>>218541806Yeah but he told them the show was over, they had a time limit of 11am est so bitch gets thrown out of the room.
adl2 starts in 15 minutes
>>218541685he didn't shower. he sat alone at lunch and talked to himself while everyone mocked him and found him repulsive :^)
>>218541806I'll push you out of the room you flaming faggot.
>>218541777Sam Hyde being in past seasons gave people the idea that FT was going be edgy, but it's normie content. Even Ice Poseidon could do a better FT style stream than Jet.
>>218541798
>>218541825scroll up
>>218541814will big purple retvrn?
>>218541835Yeah, how about you shut up.
>>218541838how
what is the marky room actually though, serious answers only
i'm scared
>>218541689 What's the prize? Why are they so happy?
>saves a troubled woman from suicide TJ just keeps adding to his best fish list
>>218541860vance's rape cam footage
>>218541864They have eachother :3
>>218541846What waste of a post.
Anybody doing the ppv.to restroom?
>>2185418646k in paseos or whatever lol
>>218541830https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772938112525699.mp4
>>218541834 I wanna see you try bitch
Classic Jin
Why does the freetank site ask for my login?
>>2185418646000 pesos.
6000 in lottery scratchers
Imagine being a s4* fan
>>218541864Actually they just offered him the 6k pesos or 6k pesos worth of scratch tickets.
>>218541877Hey, why don't you shut up. You fuckin fag, dick-in-ur-mouth queermo
>giving josh 6000 in scratchersKEK
>>218541886Why is he like this
>>218541896Probably statistically more money than 6000 pesos.
>>218541886A hero and a king
>>218541774>>218541861*hugs you*
>>218541884Tuff talk fron someone whose gonna get pushed outta the room
so where are we watching all cams for free this season?
>>218541887you shouldnt be using that
>>218541911Jet doesn’t like competition
>>218541901After S4 on bant there was like 7 Angie and Ellie simps and the rest of us just ignored them
>>218540285I sent Abi $500 during her #nomad arc and I didn't even try to get her to fuck me.
I’m scared of the s4 fans benleaks wake up so we can shoo them away
>>218541886hes right
>>218541886i like how jin immediately abandoned /bant/ when the /tv/ thread came up bc he cant simp anonymously there
>>218541925suspendas
>>218541886he is right, you know
they should have done that to burt instead of roulette.
>>218541933sure didn't seem like it
>>218541926Shut up mints
>>218541719nah you should have showered. maybe not talked to yourself. should have played sports dude
>>218541925Fishtank.live
Jamie pull up the Jin posts where he called Angies sister his in law
>>218539707Great, so Jet is going to be glazing and crushing over Bam the entire show. And, if Bam sucks ass as host, this means that Jet will not give him any criticism or direction. Rip
>>218541943every non-redditor did, why even use 4chan if you aren't anonymous?
>>218541925kick/clavicular
>>218541925I think the only way is via the fishtank websiteanyone got a link to the fishtank website
>>218541886
Jet is retarded for not hiring a restreamer on kick, someone from cx or whatever
that house must stink>milk all over the floor>sewerage pipes leaking
>>218541981>Jet is retardedyou could stop there.
I AM AN AMERICAN AQUARIUM DRINKERI ASSASSIN DOWN THE AVENUE
>>218541952hi roberto
The el estanque ending left me sad for the girl who tried to off herself
>>218541956quit talking about yourself!>>218541970how else you supposed to keep track of your posts for the mondo payout?
>>218541985Yes but it smells only slightly worse than the rest of el Salvador.
>>218541985El estinky
>>218541981Him and Sam we’re retarded for not taking the deal from kick when they got offered one
lmao we know what we're doing ur gonna freak when we go mega viral fuck you fagets not relying on mde fan money anymore
>>218541970Shut up, fat.
>>218542005shut up geek
>>218542016it's a viral show
>>218542010 Actually Bukele's El Salvador is a second world country
>>218541970im gonna use a name now
>>218542036cool
>>218542036welcome to the club
>>218542036Scary
>>218542036>>218542045Namefags are gay
>>218542016the only fishtank clip that went "mega viral" was payton fighting frank and it brought in exactly zero (0) new viewers.
>>218542052it's a gay show
are the gloves coming off this time?
it smells like /bant/ in here
>>218542061Stfu "pizzaguy"
NEW>>218542068>>218542068>>218542068new>>218542068>>218542068>>218542068
mega viral
the wiggers had to have been in contact with roberto, estanque finishing an hour before fishtank starts is too much of a coincidence
>>218542036>>218542042>>218542045>>218542050now this is epic, like one of those 4chan raids I heard about on r/4chan.
>>218542075dd_genes you're such a faggot
>>218542079>u can also do stuff like r/greentext by using this > thing its pretty cool
How to spot a nufag>only reference s4 or s3>like jin >ask for links
>>218542052G4 (Gay Guy Gossip General) runs this joint
God i love Joopy
>>218542071
>>218542084I'm God and you don't matter
>>21854207543 images early and not on page 10
>>218542090sup klaus
>>218542094Pedo
>>218542090how to spot a mondoshill:>hates jin>hates cole>hates alex b
>>218542060That's not true i am a new vieweranyone got the link
>>218542090i do all all of this but you forget ip2 references
>>218542108She is 23
>>218542132That's still pedo you sick fuck
>>218542132i thought that was pedocooch for second
>>218542094Who's he? I don't remember seeing this guy on fishtank. QR?
>>218542197That's Mark E
>>218542197he runs the show
Thats the bit!
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
