>/ftl/ NEWS-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan and seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities!-- Other fish: VICTORIA (fat), JD (vibe nuke), BEZO (zoomer jew), ANISA (haley clone who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial), EMMA (blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend")-- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/-- The fish are aware there's a mystery "10th contestant," but they don't know who it is... there are also mystery ROOMS yet to be revealed...-- Brandon "Bam" Margera is hosting this season! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2031495068947808718>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_WikiPrevious: >>218551119
>temu payton is the hot onedire
LubeCooch
>>218552544ft ft no cap
when does jimmy show up?
too much stuff in the op, looks ugly... clean it up!
none of them are the hot one, its an ugly cast
Bring in Angie.
>>218552580she'll do.
>>218552596already in there
I hope you guys are at least doing something productive while the show is on, it's not good enough to get 100% of your attention.
Cole mentioned
>mining coalColeminers we up
was this really the best cast they could get
Thoughts?
>>218552609stunning
>>218552594thoughts on emma chat
Severe lack of Angelic type shit in this tank.
>mining coalkeeps tipping his hand that guy JD
I don't like any of them... I miss TJ
>>218552618I dont do anything productive while it's off lol
Emma looks like she has a black boyfriend.
SpringTank has no hot girls.
all these fish seem to kinda fit into the same archetype except the muslim guy
>>218552594the pungent ella
>>218552578It gets better when Bam Goldstriker shows up
theres zero personalities so faramazingWIGGER IT UP
SEND HER IN
Send in the magic jew to spook the ginger muslim
>>218552635I love her
Need a black girl with a fat ass and then I’ll watch this
>>218552607stop posting this minx
>>218552583
>>218552635spirit cookers ww@
>Not enough beds for all the fishSo they're going to humiliation ritual the discord guy and carry him out, right?
Is this cast all MDE fans again?>t. season 3 enjoyer
its so cool how they are all fans and you get wacky characters with a pre-prepared list of unfunny gay larps they plan to doa WHITE muslim LOL???? what will these comedic geniuses come up with next?! stay tuned!
emmas excrement encrusted exit
She's trying way too hard to emulate payton, even down to the way she sits.
Emma would've generated thousands in plushie deliveries if they never showed her face close up
>most of the cast wearing hats, jackets, and shoes insideThis is a bit right? Americans don’t really do this IRL?
Where is the self-insert?
These people are frustratingly non-autistic
>>218552639i don't know sorry. will give it time i think
going all in on our girl emma
>>218552550>hey guys so its just like $2 to clip our show for us, but we only pay once it reaches like 20 thousand views which will be kinda hard considering theres barely 10k watching live right now and its the weekend, but yeah and also we might just stop paying if we get like a bunch of views or clips or whatever, so thanksoh and also you can't upload it to your own youtube or IG where it will actually get views you gotta just trust us and send us the clips instead while the guy who posts on yotuube gets a shit ton more money for monetized views!
Kids should be banned from the show but bringing in a 9 year old in a wedding dress to follow the ginger muslim around for an afternoon would be a great bit
you are not a vibe bro
>>218552635putting a ring on that one
>>218552635does anyone know how old she is? i love her.
This is why we have hoeinflationThis is why we have male loneliness epidemicThis is why modern women are promiscuos sluts and whoresBecause you faggots are worshipping and even offering money and a house to a bitch like this
>>218552621Mini purple
>the hottest girl is a poverty version of alinity its so overso so over
The kikes FEAR the muslim chad
>>218552635Best fish so far by sheer virture of not liking the other fishFriendtank is gay and it only works when they've already gone through hellhousr and formed bonds. This day one gay bullshit is always the sameNothing happens as they introduce the cast one at a time and it's just empty air
>>218552659
>>218552621he does love his butt plugs
>>218552693hes so chill and cool
>>218552657lady or raquel?
They better make Muhammad cut his hair.
>>218552583Saved a life today
Vicky 2
emma's tiny rabbit shits
>this is the castFuck...
>>218552709stop killing cats
im muslim btw im muslim btwim muslim btw im muslim btw
when does the greek vampire show up?
emma auramogs claire
FUCK AROUND
>>218552711There has never been a muslim chad in the history of the world.
>>218552594stop posting your ugly face you're nontent and nobody likes you
Get out the alcohol. Make these duds do something!
vicky sucks
The hag is unironically too old for this shit, even if she is just a really, really rough 25
>>218552639simpable
When does Bamuel Margerea show up?
>>218552739Bam Margera kickflipping through a scale model of the twin towers
>>218552596He is the cowboy guy
>>218552709keep killing cats and don’t get your neck hole fixed
>>218552621This seems like a Bam idea
>>218552727what the hell is going on over in the pond?
>>218552724We need both of them for this type shit.
Which one is goran going to rape this time?
>>218552746CAN A DOG DROP IN?
Relatable ragtag group of misfits
Anyone know what religion Bashir is?
Vicky is a good woman.
cant wait till they cut the wusslims guys pigtails off
Does he pray right in the living room where the arrow is? He could get turned around going to another room.
>>218552740He was a bant poster they definitely didn't cast him
>drunk anisabros she's gonna mog the tank
>>218552773Now bring in Laura Loomer
>>218552672gotta have a forced jimmy wannabe every season now
>>218552609chill
>>218552724lady ladies
>>218552731It's like an ad for a fuckin weight loss center!
Useful later
>>218552740sorry good cast members are banned
>>218552754I will never understand them withholding the booze so often. That's almost always when they are actually remotely interesting
>>218552779I think hes zorastafarian
>>218552618I'm posting here.
>>218552775Emma
>>218552792She'd be the second hottest woman in the house.
>>218552740he got kicked off for making death threats against production on /bant/ (greek flag, said he got cast, he was the only one from greece they cast)
>>21855269729
GIVE VICKY A JOB
gay show gay cast gay audience
>>218552677>American does anything>WOT IS WHONG WIFF AMEHRICANS?
>>218552740someone snitched on him for being a /bant/ poster
>>218552779wiccan
>>218552779jimmytard
>>218552779rastafari
>>218552740he revealed his power level by being the only greek flag on /bant/. got replaced by bezo
these fish are so boring
If there was ever a cast that needed to be pepped up by Sam it's this one. I don't think Bam will be able to hack it.
Post your best Gorans
>>218552776kek I forgot about that
>>218552817This is what you simps look and sound like
>>218552799
>>218552635Lowkirk… she’s hot in a weird way.
jesus christ imagine watching this shit literally live, im starting from the beginning at 2x speed with the wonderful ability to just skip ahead or pause and not deal with the shitty website
>cowboy wigger wont drink alcohollame as shit i need to see him go full jihad
>>218552808S1 fish were so boring jet plopped down a handle of jim beam in front of them and none of them drank
you know how in season 2 it was obviously an absolute bountiful harvest of spergs and weirdos? this is the complete opposite; they all suck.
these people are boringback to watching the GOAT
>>218552817
>>218552843no one is simping for gross emma
>>218552779annoying niggerfag kike
>>218552840
>>218552817ban Aryeh, just take away his account
>>218552854this
There's no Alex Bs or Burts in this group which means the staff have to do the heavy lifting. The track record with that is not optimistic
Kill muslims
>>218552817She has a bf and will fuck Jet after the show. wtf you niggers doing.
>>218552846:o
>>218552825>Aah, you were at my side all along.My true mentor... My TV license...
>>218552675how do you sit, aspie?
>>218552800he’s christian? he should really mention that every time he talks
Who's going to be the first to snap at this insufferable muslim faggot?
Someone tell animals to cross its legs I can smell her from here
Huitlacoche mentioned
>>218552770Josh won he pushed her out then she tried to open her veins was kinda wild
>>218552779muslim
>>218552831>got replaced by bezo Source?
>>218552854This is a good cast and you are just bitter
>>218552851but when they did drink they were better
famous house mogged this fanslop forced quirky garbage
>>218552854normies are the ones who tweak out the most though
S3 is still the best season, purely in terms of the scale of the operation. They had a casting firm and the whole concept with the Famous House was great, as was Vegas. I don't care about the people who were in it. I want to see people suffer, not lust over a 19 yo gook.
this season sucks but it probably will never get as bad as season 2 so there's that.
>>218552862not doin it
>>218552854This
>>218552840>uhh can i get sex with zoomer girls now?
These are the side characters main 3 is still coming
>>218552888>This is a good castin what fucking way lmfaothere are zero genuine autists here, theyre shitty normies
>>218552779He's Sikh, that's why his hair is so long
>>218552872lol
>>218552878Anisa for sure>>218552892>it's lookin like no fans ever again
Emma is literally barely a 6/10 and it’s pathetic she is going to be the hot girl this season
Thoughts on the actual house for this season?
>>218552732zased
>>218552892Powtank mogged this.
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>>218552859Just you wait and see. There will be a round of ritual posters, its the same people every season
>>218552837>I don't think Bam will be able to hack it.I'm kind of thinking that too. Like 25 year old Bam would be something else, but a sober Phil-looking Bam is gonna be weird. In Season 4 he had a few minutes before the ran off from the lawsuit stuff, but it felt kinda forced, like he's running through the motions. It was weird. Honestly not sure how it's gonna go, or if they're just gonna rug pull us and have a different host entirely.
>>218552910I fucking wish
Not a fan of chubby vance
I just realized why this stinks so bad. It's a Streamstars type cast. Fuck you Jet.
i've already learned so much from bashir
Vicky 3
He will fuck her
>>218552893kekesaved
>enters the tank>says nothing>mogsjames wins.
>>218552930based
>>218552930blessed
>>218552894They aren’t normies they are nufishtank fans
>>218552918did the wegovy even do anything
JD YOU ARE NOT A VIBE
>>218552899tf happened here
>>218552924i like it
PUT A FUCKING PIPER ON
>>218552922She was trafficked. Go easy on her.
emma has a heart birthmark she was christened an angel at birth
>>218552840Fuck off jet
>>218552919
>>218552911>zero genuine autists here, theyre shitty normiesChudgang enjoyers are miserable people
>Tfw no Freddy S5 redux We missed out on so much potential with S4
>leaky Angus gimmick
It's ok, they'll count rice soon!
>>218552840i like the gif of jet dancing and it says "jet it up" on it or something.
>>218552898>I want to see people suffer
>>218552939>woman experiences what it's like to be a man (by choice) for a few months
Anyone have a name with face image yet?
>>218552826 What is his real name? Maybe it fits with the coded names
>>218552911>zero genuine autists hereuh....
just arrived. how much did i miss?
JD the type of white nigga to take a clipon mic infront a greenscreen
Who's the unfunny plant this season? If it's not Luke, then it's a downgrade.
i think i hate jd the most
>this fag explaining how the show worksNobody wants to hear this.
>>2185529223/10 face with a 6/10 body, but she's blonde and has an innocent and cute demeanor.Very attainable/simpable
JD is the only one with an iota of charisma but he's annoying
>>218552887jet didnt want to cast him and just wrote his name down to remember him, seems like a fill inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONSF-3iu87E&t=8928s
>>218552964youre literally a cringe namefagkys immediately retard faggot
>>218552930kek i remember when anon bought that domain in season 3
Do you think Emma is a virgin?
>>218552898>They had a casting firmfishtank.admin
Milkcouch
>>218552635Mexican Letty
when does sam show up and tell them to count rice?
this cast is reddit coded
Yes bam will definitely fix this...
>>218553001this guy makes me feel uncomfortable
>>218552939Jet's gonna talk to her about horror movies and she'll be sucking his dick in the basement
did the chad looking guy have plastic surgery done or get botox or something? He has that sort of face, kind of.
>Do a Bam Margera died bit on S1>Get him as a host for S5>He crashes, and dies driving to the tank on Day 1
Cole Palmer dropping hints on IG that he's in the area.
Ireland anon doing pretty good so far
>>218553003the mizzler domain wars
where are the autistic people?
>>218553004no 23 year old girl is a virgin anon
>>218552995>>218552994>>218552989>>218552947Get vibe nuked
>heh... Yeah I can see you're 27% Danish and 13% Cherokee MINIMUM but that's alright it could be worse. Anyway which way is mecca?
this season sucks but it probably will never get as bad as season 1 so there's that.
>>218552966All Freddy did in the first 48 hours of s4 was play Hangman
>>218552963how does one come back from this?
>>218553004There never has been and never will be a virgin on this show
>>218552939Foids are literally too dumb to live.
Vicky 4. Stone cold chudette
>>218553031here
JamesGODS on top
>>218553026Are they really not saying their names yet?
the appeal of fishtank was to have quirky spergs who would never get cast in a real reality show. I could see all of these people on Big Brother or something, they suck.
>>218553026>max two more women leftFUCK
>>218552898this. they dropped the ball hard. s3 was high concept and they didn't know how to top it.
>audio still fuckedwhere the fuck are the indians?
JD the typa nigga to think he nonchalant
>>2185530264/7
>>218553037and swords
>>218553031Praying 5 times a day
>>218553006this show will never be the same without freddy and direnc flirting
The worst thing is that they are all fishtank fans.
>>218553045Fucking based, im buying $VICT
>>218553041Errrrm seth?
>>218553026where is the simpable mid?
>>218553035If season 1 was bad you wouldn't be here.
>>218553031It's like they purposefully cast the most boring people possible (with the exception of Muhammed).
>>218553026He is going to kill himself S6 when its just him and everyone fucks off
>>218552825We don't do that in Germany.
>dude you know what would be KINO??>what if we casted straight from the subreddit and discord lol>get some really cool people who have zero personality beyond their quirked up manufactured show persona>and they all will be friends and meta talk about the show!!!!>we can even do who loves jet the most as a challenge that will be awesome!sure is a mystery why sam wanted nothing to do with this
>>218552550I like chud girl vicki weaver and cowboy
>>218553049You’re retarded like legitimately retarded
lmao this cast fucking blows.Muslim Greta is fine tho.
>>218552966S4 sucked balls. Freddy is nontent
is that ppv site back?
um where is my poopleighwhere are my based 1488 n words
>>218553072Right but nobody cares about male virgins
>>218553041Mizzy is still a virgin
A few reminders:>Life is Mizzy>Jimmy has the hashes >Alex B will buy this house 10x over
>>218553026just Lady, Raquel and the 10th contestant left who seems like a male
>>218553003it's the best 14 dollars i spend every year to renew. i even gave jet a chance to have it back for free via an email I sent to support about it because i just wanted to troll jet for mizzy for one bit but some fucking esl jeet replied back confused and didn't understand what I was telling him so i said fuck it and now i use it to troll jet FOREVER
>>218553075s1 episodes were gold. but live it had some low points for sure
>>218553068if they are fishtank fans it will always be a soured experience those who disagree you know in your heart I am right
>>218553071KEKKKK
There's only 7 beds?
Did these people come off as more interesting in the casting streams?
I regret not applying just for missing out on the opportunity of fucking Emma
>>218552966Yeah, I would've thought Durence (or whatever her name was) would come back too. Season 4's cast was so ass, but really turned it around just in time to get shitcanned. Willing to bet production went back on their 'buy your way back' especially with this supposedly being a 'reboot.'Regardless, Freddy probably already spent the money on booze.
>>218552898Famous House is better than any season of fishtank. The cringe acting bits were KINO.
J "2hr video essay youtuber" D
>>218553076absolute goranian
>>218552999 Doesn't prove anything, he could be a replacement for anyone
this annoying faggot just talks about ethnicities, being muslim, and his stupid outfits
>>218553091>is that ppv site back?yes, it's called https://fishtank.rip/ now
THEY DIDNT CAST ANY TIGHT HOTTIES TO TRY TO CONTROL THEMSELVES THIS TIME. NOW THE EYE CANDY IS GONE. FUCK YOU GORAN.
Does this season look good so far? I don't want to get invested in a rug pulled yet again
>>218552966if freddy is the final fish to walk through the door i kneel.
>>218553053Truke this is fucking abysmal
Redditors all love the muslim, of course.
I need to check in more during the off season. Ive been convincing my clueless autistic cousin since S3. I convinced him during S4, but it was too late. He's 33, scenecore mySpace esthetic, white, straight but hasn't had a girlfriend in 13 years. He shows up to family get togethers dressed like LMFAO party rock, he also wears a bleach blonde bullcut wig cause hes scared to bleach and hairdye. He has lots of irrational fears. Also obsessed with musicals and pokemon. Lots of musicals memorized and he will sing them. Very interested in reality TV. Should I get him to film an audition? Or is it too late?
>>218553135no it's total shit
>>218553135genuinely the most boring cast they've ever had
>>218553098BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>218553131I can't pass the turing test HEEEEEEEELP
>>218553083trying too hard
When does ChickenLady show up?
>>218553130bizzaro world jimmy
>reddit linksembedded cheese is justified
JD is such a faggot
Extreme NPC mindset to think just talking about nothing non-stop is content.JD sucks ass.
>>218553135 no
white cowboy Muhamed bashir
>>218553135I have never felt it was worth watching this show ever
What was their reasoning behind casting Anissa? I genuinely don't understand.
>bashir is first in the pollhow do the sitefags consistently have the single worst opinion
>>218553088Their names aren't on the site yet so how would I know their names?
imagine getting filtered by jd you fools
Zero personalities. ZeroNobody to root forAbsolutely nobody
>>218553075I never watched im a S3 chad
>>218553135awful cast
>>218553068james drake isn't
>>218553098>Aryeh lost his V card to this and Burt
>Be non ugly white girl>get free second place for nothingLonely mfers ruin every season
>>218553045Not her
>threads are already deadGoddamn were there that many samcucks only watching for him last season?
>Not one Angie tier slut to keep people watching while they yap about bullshitWhat are we doing here
>>218553122well there have been two 'drop-outs', greekanon and tarini (the indian girl)
>>218552924DecentLooks like a good balance between the themed and the bare styles. Seems like a decent size, but the bedroom is shitty
where are all the retards? this is like watching a shitty reality show on television
>>218553176Bashirbuddies are WINNING this season
>>218552635Haley gang wooooo! Mog these bitches!
>>218553135Even s4 cast had more potential at this point
>>218553135 I'm just here to see what Bam is about and then I'm out
>>218553176the aite is literally the fans on reddit
>>218553083Jet seriously couldn't handle not being worshipped in S3. Everything since then is because of that.
>>218553186polls aren't real
is there no retard this season? All these people seem to be normal and stable
>>218553135It had a fishtank mod as a fish
>>218553175To make funny idubbbz jokes
>>218553175There are like 5 worse contestants right now, what are you talking about?
>>218553135Great cast, people are just being pissy
>>218553193 >repeats the same thing without evidence for the greek
>>218553142stop trying to sacrifice family members to a satanic humiliation ritual show
I hate all the fish
>>218552939Is vicky a high IQ femcel?
>it's a gay showis the joke that every fish is gay except Bashir?
Emmabros ww@??
>>218553186>anissa lowestfuck site retards
>>218553176paypigs think jimmy is the funniest person to ever appear on the show...
EVEN THE "QUIRKY" GUY IS OBVIOUSLY JUST DOING A CHARACTER AND PLAYING IT UP FOR THE CAMERA. ITS OVER, FISHTANK IS DEAD.
>>218553218guy replaces guy
>Final contestant is three people chained together for the duration of the show>It's Jon, Alex B, and FreddyYou'd soi face so hard.
>>218553186>funniest girl is lastMakes sense
>>218553208
>>218553181No self-insert, no lolcow, no simp bait.
>>218553195ThisWow normals will be fine its like they are at work or something. I miss the autists that ruin vibes.
this is dead as fuck
>>218553195That's literally what Jet wants. He's said this many times.
Put JD and Bozo in an large blender
we need a Freddy type guy and a Direnc type girl ASAP
only cryo could save this
Need spergs or troons stat.
put cryo on right now
>>218553209
Honestly, with all the money they rake in, they should do Fishtank and Famous House as separate projects. The first is for the fans and the second is for the clueless people that their agency finds.
Medusa's Castle Transylvanian PodcastBe sure to wear black
some of you guys are being very disrespectful when talking about emma so i'm gonna give ya'll a final warningshape up or there will be hell to pay
Does the ppv site only have half the cams up for everyone else?
FISHTANK IS FUCKING DEAD
>>218553186If she was asian she would even win the poll
>>218553209>Gets water poured on him>Tries and fails to flip a table>Kicks out all the new contestants Famous House 2 broke Jet
I just realized that for a fan season, none of them are just talking about past seasons or MDE.
vicotine is in active withdrawal
nontent season just like 3 and 4
please start torturing these niggas already
>>218553135it's pretty bad. the muslim dude is a quirky chungus but nobody else has aura. vicky is fine and functions as the sylvia archetype, emma is the simpable mid. beyond that, nobody else worth mentioning. they even brought on a literal discord mod (the fag with the glasses). Three fish left, it's not looking good.
>>218553246the only hope right now is that freddy didnt reveal his power level to days later.
Can we just give Jet a fuck you and kill this thread?
>>218553240nigger do you not see cowboy muslim aspie?
>>218553223me toothe deduction leaks were real and it's the worst thing that could've happenedreturning players would even be better because you know they would fight to the death and be hardcore
New fish when? We're in desperate need of a massive sperg
>>218553135It's not very promising so far but it's only been 5h
lmao i love how the gay white muslim tried to bring in gifts and then immediately crashes out when all his stupid drugs and shit talkin about oh its ramadam come on bro!
>>218553267its a massive breath of fresh air desu, I wonder if they were told not to
nina
>>218553209They all thought he was an intern or something. Burt kept calling him Unibrow
>>218553267fishtank fans literally just see clips on twitter and talk about it on discord or watch tiktok clips they aren't mde fans
>>218553270>nontent season just like 3 and 4Yup
>>218553265tay is a grown ass woman none of this is illegal or wrong
EVERY SEASON WORSE THAN THE LAST
>>218553265If they're true fans.They know people watching would fucking hate that.
I hate white women
...I don't think even Goran wants to fuck any of them this time.
>>218553259I have all the cams right now, but jet said the website was having tech issues earlier so it's not on ppv's end I think
>>218553264>>218553251He didn't like FH1 either. Remember the absolute failure of the prison experiment, which was entirely his fault? He was REALLY pissy after that.
>>218553238>Jesus Christ
if you stick around to talk about this show between seasons your opinion is invalid
How many fish are left?We're desperately need hot TLP slut, a lolcow, and an an obnoxious yapping autist
Hey its me Bam goldstriker watch me kickfilp down these stairs
>>218553258shut up faggotenjoy getting cucked by jet
ANISSA TIKTOKhttps://www.tiktok.com/@sliceofanissapizza
10 people just isn't enough to stand on their own
new contestant: canelo from el estanqueyour reaction?
>>218553295>they aren't mde fansgood
when is jet gonna start hanging out with his new friends? kinda rude to hide off camera like this
>>218553098based and sexo
They need to deploy a Star.
all im looking forward is the anti-climax when bam shows up and it's still boring
>>218553265Tayleigh is a flat skeleton, what would there be to grope?
>>218553316UGLY AF LOOL
>>218553309This, too involved to be objective.
>>218553278nahh, Freddy was clearly a character since moment onego back and watch the first dayHe was the third to enter the house and you could see from his conversation with Ellie and Daniel that he was a character
>Bam is the hostyeah this season is about to blow dick
>>218553271This tbhwyfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvWPVRWE14
>>218553316Jesus what a terrible body.
>>218553295i'm not an mde fan either but I've been watching since season 1
Have any of them taken their shoes off?
Tobuscus could save this show
>>218553316Abuelamaxxing
>>218553292when tts turns on and the mod of the fishtank discord is in the house what do you think is going to happen?
i doubt bam is actually going to torture them
ANISSA INSTAhttps://www.instagram.com/edgar.ani.hoe/
>>218553316https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KFvoDDs0XM
>>218553271dont worry, soon enough they will be...COUNTING RICE
>>218553334>zoomers pretending to be starstruck around Bam to impress the wiggers
>>218553342Welcome to America. They were better about it in S3.
GO TO LETTYS STREAM RIGHT NOWShe's going trough James's instagram acting performances
>>218553316I want a slice
>>218553307jet tried to be the centre of attention in season 4 after getting absolutely cucked in famous house
When is marky showing up?
>>218553316Actual fridgemodeClassic latina body after age 22
APOLOGIZE
>>218553271They already are. Vicky hasnt had her vape in nearly 5 hours!
i dont even care enough of these people enouhg to look for their social media, who cares
>>218553209Yeah, this is like how Jeff Probst on Survivor doesn't like to cast any alpha males because they could potentially threaten his own alpha-ness. Jet & Ben don't want to cast anyone funnier than them because then they'd be outshined. Sam especially hated Burt because he was unintentionally funnier than him.
So where is he?
>>218553363Which one is James again
bam hosting is going to be the cringiest shit ever
Vicky 5. Leftist spaz editionhttps://www.reddit. COM /search/?q=burningcarcuss&type=comments&cId=b3c3f813-55cf-4185-bad4-0e71d217cbf8&iId=62d4416d-3dd4-41c4-b526-67f87ee9b851&disableSpellCorrection=true
>>218553348It was a perfect cast
wow the audio in the bedroom is actually decent
HUSBAND?
miss them yet?
>>218553359Paypigs literally think it's hilarious.
>counting on the fish to not block the cameralmao classic. also, they all sleep in the same room now? good idea
>>218553381the anti-climax wher eit's just as boring as before he shows up will be incredible
>>218553383ok
bezos and the mexican girl at the bar talking shit about Bashir behind his back... not cool
>day 1>fish are already bored and sleeping in the middle of the afternoon
New Rule:There can't be 10 people having 7 different conversations in the same room.
Get us a door stopper? Stick a fucking sock under it, you stupid faggot.
Why are they so douchey? These feel like season 3 fish
emma downblouse
>>218553379There was a site announcement, bam shows up after the 10th contestant shows up
>>218553380JD the chad guy with the fucked up plastic surgery face and tats
>>218553348take me back
>>218553393no they're the worst kind of fans
Has Bezo said or done anything yet? Nontent king of the season so far.
>meg's middle evolution>gay zoomer discord mod>guy who is doing an Andrew tate gimmick>guy who is doing a shy clavicular gimmick>teemu alinity >fat vancein fairness, they did NOT tell us its a good cast
>80 guys from jimmycord are the only people that like the seasongreat job jet!
>>218553348I'll never understand why they dropped this kind of casting. It was so perfect. Real, hate-able people, that get slow burned then rug pulled. It was perfect. Jet/Ben had cracked the code. But nah~ back to people that know exactly what this is and are gonna try to play to the camera for their stupid character.Ah, whatever.
>>218553355>the torture himself for fun guy wont torture them
>>218553391>2022ex husband probably
mourgetank
>>218553393Only freddy and the asian
>>218553379site pop-up said he's coming after the tenth person arrives
>>218553383dude BASED MUCH?? she has the same political opinions as me that she absorbed from some chud boyfriend she had!!!i love her so much!!!!!!!!!!
>GET US A DOOR STOPPER >NOWJets gonna learn his place
>>218553221Why are u posting in the satanic humiliation ritual show? You are contributing to the ritual by doing so hypocrite
should have had bill ottman host the show no joke
>>218553393I only miss Jin.
>>218553316>husbandITS OVERSHIT CASTKILL JET
>>218553405or layout the cameras better to avoid shit like this
>>218553271>please start torturing these niggas alreadyDid you miss the part where Jet and Ben said its gonna be more like a game show and no more peepeepoopoo?It's clean cut tank, friend tank, for 30 days.Get used to it sweetie.
>>218553407post
>>218553391She looks like she's 40. Why is this shocking?
>superbed mentioned
>cast is shitIt's a good cast
SUPER BED MENTIONED
>>218553421he's 45 years old and the last proper show he made was like in 2003
>>218553416he found the spice drawer in the kitchen
Vicky is the only simpable mid
>>218553391She really is Hagley2.0, kek
>>218553316Jewish tranny
>>218553404New rule: don't talk unless you've got something to say, if you're just trying to fill dead air don't bother.I miss the silence of S1.
Anyone else keep mistaking Bezo's deep voice for Sam's?
>>218553418You will still watch and still blogpost
>>218553441I NEED TO MAKE A SUPERPIZZA
Just touched the bottom of my laptop. Heading to the ER. I think it's 3rd degree. The plastic stuck to my skin. See you guys later. Will be using youtube or ppv from now on.
>>218553367Soon. That's why they had to remove sam hyde
i've already blown 3400 dollars on fishtoys bros
What will be the twist?
>>218553404they tried to tell them that earlier but it'll never work
>>218552939is it even possible to find foids who don't sleep around?
>>218553405just remove the fucking door entirely. why do they need it shut ever?
>>218553437too many people are being mean to her they don't deserve it for now
I'm waiting for the full cast and then I will say>Benleaks, what do you think of the cast?
>>218553393Freddy and Direnc sure, they were the only ones who were invested
>>218553364ambatabusss
>>218553437pieceofplywood.png
this season is somehow even more poorly thought out than season 4
>>218553135it’s genuinely just girls jet wanted to fuck and random guys to try and disguise that, no other thought was put into the cast
Did they purposefully avoid autistic people this season?
tarini is in route
>>218553348all duds except simbal and alex, burt was one note
This doesn't even feel like Fishtank, and there isn't an elaborate gaslight like s3 to make up for it, I don't know man
SURE LETS TAKE A NAPIT'S A GREAT CAST
>>218553375I seriously think that Sam just thought he was gross and that his stories of turning 60yo men gay and to divorce their wives was gross and abhorrent. He couldn't contain his laughter when Alex Diamond was inspecting Burt's teeth like a slave. Honestly, Alex Diamond would have been a better host than Bam.
reminder that the season 2 cast was shat on to hell in the first couple days
>>218553477
>>218553461THIS WAS WHAT I WANTED!!!!!!
>I gotta pray in an hourThis dude is exhausting.
>>218553464You forgot to blow one thing, your brains.
>he already needs to pray again
>>218553383I can already tell that Vicky is AB's favorite
rugpull season
you know its a shit season when the /tv/ threads are still mostly /bant/ faggots
Mohammed has to pray in an hour, chop-chop gorand
>>218553078I can bet you right now I will leave /bant/ before you
>I was correct about everything againYou retards should thank me for my posts.
Vicky flipping out over her kratom withdrawals right now. What a fucking retarded bitch.
>>218553493>This doesn't even feel like Fishtanktrue, it's weird and odd and weird, vibes are not fishtank
>>218553393They were mostly Jimmy fags too so no
SERIOUS VIBE REPAIR NEEDED CUT THE CAMS
>>218553393 Ever since season 4 ended
>>218553511this has to be like 95% bant people
>>218553464based
>>218553493>This doesn't even feel like Fishtankyou are not wrong
Why aren't they voting simbal?
>>218553393Only Freddy, Direnc, Rachel, Jin and Aryeh
>>218553462I thought i was the only one. You fags called me retarded
we waited 9 months for this
everybody is saying Jet’s hair looks really cool
>>218553393Freddy, wrench, arye and daniew were all good fish.Freddy and direnc would be great freeloaders.
>>218553487you're really acting like cole right now dude
>>218553502reminder they were coddled for 4 days straight until they revealed they were all fans and the sharks dump some trashcans over saying "the real show starts now" then nothing happened for 2 more days
>>218553493>not one funny moment so farit's over chat.
how many times are these niggas gonna say nicotine
>>218553514You predicted a good cast?
>>218553418How does Tayleigh manage to look cute once in a hundred photos but a chudjak in the other ninety-nine?
jet looks like a fucking retard with that haircut
MUH VAPE MUH VAPEMUH PANTIESMUH CANDIESSHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>218553517The cast isn't funny enough and the house isn't comfy enough
>>218553502Yeah intentionally. It was meant to be an MKULTRA thing, but they almost immediately scrapped it when Summer spoiled that she knew the show and then retard Jimmy went around and confirmed they're all fans. Cole complained that they're just going to meme the rest of the show, and they did.
>>218553514about what, what posts, who are you
>>218553487do you think bashir isn't autistic
keep hearing things about jet's new haircut, big thumbs up
playing the muslim call to prayer for 5 times a day every day is definitely going to piss them all off lmao
so, how long are you giving this season before you check out for 3 weeks and come back for the final 4?
mohammed needs to pray, get the FUCK out of the room!!!
>you cant call me ugly i make myself ugly intentionally
>>218553383Not her
HELLO
>>218553523i feel like theres a lot of normies but i guess could be larpers
im pretty sure you need some kind of license to peddle kratomSTRIKE 3
this feels like season 2 part 2
>>218553493Yeah I'm not sure what it is but it really doesn't feel like it at all
so far uhh....
Send Summer in, it's time.
>>218553461claimed
I fucking hate when these faggots say the names of production members. Stop acknowledging them
They’re not paying Letty enough for this shit
>>218553576heyyyyy
>>218553551Jet looks like a fucking retard all the time dude
Why didn't they just remove the door before the season started?
>>218553567only funny thing that has happened so far
>>218553493they've been beating across everyones head that they're rebooting the show for like the past 2 months
>>218553576good pair me likey
Scam Hyde is a pedophile and serial rapistJustice for SummerJustice for EveJustice for MarkyJustice for CiaraJustice for SimmonsJustice for MauroJustice for ColeJustice for JoelJustice for CharlsJustice for Sam's fatherless kidsJustice for Fred HydeJustice for Don JollyJustice for ChanningJustice for MegJustice for James PriceJustice for Andy RuseJustice for KurushJustice for OrangyJustice for ShinjiJustice for Alex BJustice for BurtJustice for JinJustice for BexJustice for all future victims of Scam Hydr and Jew Neptroon
>>218553502i don't know why. they had the best cast introductions ever, especially cole. it was a huge upgrade from S1
>>218553551>>218553573He just doesn't have the head shape for it. Or the body shape. He needs to get fashion advice from a professional or something.
>>218553567are they all miggers or something?
>>218553591true
>>218553576i simp
The s4 cast were social (and literal) retards and girls jet wanted to fuck.The only cast member worth his salt was freddy and he was silent for the first 2 days.You guys need to relax, at least these people can speak
>>218553552>cast not only fans but literal fishtank discord mods>they still complain about stuff they knew was going to happen
is acne drinking booze already?
>>218553502yeah and 90% of them sucked
>>218553576masonic towelseance candlesshe really is a spirit cooker
>>218553542The alligator squats happened the day after plus summer breakdown
>>218553594Most of us don't follow this shit between seasons
>>218553567It’s going to normalize muslim shit for autists which will make many convert. Sad!
Am I tripping or do these people fucking suck
>>218553608It's a redbull
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PASS THESE SO I CAN POST ON RIP????
Fans are duds. Do another Famous House for 6.
early show absolutely needs someone to carry hard then leavejon,summer,luke where the only reason the first few days were watchable in their seasons
ANISSA HAS A KNIFE
not a vibe alert
>>218553513After this ends im staying around a week then leaving ive seen enough
>>218553588I hate when they ask Vance questions it's annoying as fuck.
>watching the sam hyde reality show without sam hydeThe fuck is wrong with you people take a look on yourself
>>218553618same shit is said every season, just try and get to know them first
>>218553576so far probably the only girl that will do any fan service
>>218553603the cowboy guy is
>>218553605Stop it
>>218553619oh ok thanks
Remember when Sam man handled Teddy and threw him out of famous house and told the rest of the fish that he broke two of his wrists by a skateboard accident? We're not getting anything like that again. Admit it, you miss him already
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV6oIVijTyb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==bam crashing out looking for his costume him crashing out on the fish might be funny
>>218553606This
>>218553550she cleans up good
>>218553622It's such a license to print money. Only reason I can think of to not run it on oblivious 30 somethings is that it requires more effort to maintain story.
>>218553597Justice for Shinji's alleged concussion which was conveniently edited out of the s2 finale.
AEEEEE
>>218553637Sam sucks.
>>218553613wow 2 people had to exercise for 10 minutes and a bipolar chick had a meltdownyeah that sure sounds like the cast was being TORTURED dude
>Bashir grilling the fag about being a discord mod
>bezo bragging about being a discord modGrim
NEW THREAD>>218553118>>218553118>>218553118
Bezos getting upset about being called a discord mod.
>do i strike you as the stereotypical discord modyeah faggot you do
HIMOTHY
>>218553646G and Ben Silver was the absolutely best that fishtank has ever been, and probably ever will be.
james drake confessional
>>218553550She uses filters to not look 40 like she actually does
>>218553637Sam Hyde is to fishtank as my dad is to me
Sam should take the matter into his hands, fire Jet, and let that superman looking faggot from the Sam Hyde Show produce it.
>coleman
based chad confessional
THE CHAD IS A PLANT
>they have live fish againAnimal abuse
>>218553647Just give him the blue Goldstriker suit
MARKY NINA HACK BLASTARD R9K BIG PURPLE CIARA EDIE
>confessional audio fucked by the fishtank itselfjesus fucking christ
JD>FagBezos>FagEmma>BoyfriendAnisa>HusbandBashir>BasedDrake>BasedVicky>Fag
he is slowly boiling discord pedo mod right now
>>218553637trying too hard
how did i miss bam posting videos about ufos 2 days ago
>>218553637sam was boring in s4 all that wigga did was kick freddy and then did nothing funny for the rest of the season
>>218553637Sam is 2 weeks of good bits until he has a meltie and starts doing his masculinity grift.
>>218553660MAMASITA
i will be laying down for a quick nap ill be back later with some more posts
>>218552885wasn't this last season lol
>i really like jdVibenukers run this house
James Dean
drake is hella chill and likeable
>can't hear the confessional because of the fish tank noisebravo
>>218553685What did he say?
>not a single indian manwhy though?
how many fish are left to arrive?
spiritually fat discord mod
james drake seems naive which could be a good thing
>>218553690how the wiggers fuck up cam placement and audio every season is beyond me
kek i told you the confessionals would be ass cause the mic is too close to the fishtankHOLY SHIT INEPTITUDEIAN
>>218553650those lips were pursed on jets butthole
Confessional is a good vibe
>>218553690This. I fucking HATE the fishtank audio in the confessional
I fucking hate JD
>>218553623imagining those lips planted firmly against Jet's butthole
>>218553710the vibe nuke is the most likeable person lol
>>2185537173
>>218553670>put a fishtank in the CRDecent idea, but the fucking filter is too loud on the cam
why are you niggas like 2min behind ?!
remove the fishtank, both the show and the confessional
>>218553628I agree but obviously it was Alex b and burt not fucking Luke kek
>>218553742facts it's crazy y'all
>>218553710>>218553718he is like more flat and fag alex b
when is payton coming back
>>2185537178
>>218553755they are using the actual fishtank site
mohammed bwoke the fishtank
emma spilled!
>>218553646S3 famous house was the best and it's not even closeHiring retarded fans sucks, I said it during S4 and I feel the exact same way now
I hope James Drake goes in the Freddy direction
SKULL HYDE WHAT'S YOUR STATUS THIS SHOW SUCKS ASS
>>218553775SameThey need to get beer in this faggot immediately
>we want you to separate out into different rooms for conversations>but you're all in the same bedroom because we're fucking retarded
baker...
have they given any indication when TTS will be on?
James > Victoria > Emma > Anissa > Bashir > JD > Bezo
emma is such a silly goose :3
>>218553772Fishtank reveal night was insane. Sam asking Payton "what do you think I did with Ted??" was the absolute peak of the show.
james drake is braden rush
>JD writing a spaghetti westernJet have them film a western!
only sarah can save this now
don't bake
somebody needs to steal bezo’s gay little backpack
>>218553758alex b and burt were still hiding their power levels in the first few daysall of the conflict was from luke
Where are these three extra fish? I'm thinking this is it.
>>218553772ur a retard faggot, s3 sucked
Season 2 was in the doldrums after Summer left until they got Taylor and Abi.
lack of baker this early....grim
This is so boring bros
>>218553772It will never be that good ever againSeason 2 just managed to pull it off because it was full of actual tards, but these guys aren't even tards. Worst of both worlds
The Spectre group was literally in the first Bond film, retarded zoomer.
>>218553810there are 3 stox left to be revealed
NEW >>>/bant/24128996
have you ever been so fat you think of food when talking about movie villains
next 3 fish better all be made of pure golden autism
i've watched for 5 minutes and i can already tell that the guy in the black cap will be this seasons annoying retard that the audience hates. i'm an expert people knower and you will learn that i am right.
SHUT THE FUCK UP REDDIT REDDIT JD REDDIT FAGGOT REDDIT FUCKING REDDIT SHITFAG REDDIT
Bam is not going to save this shit
>>218553786Only when theres multiple conversations going on. Are you too stupid to even follow jet's words?
don’t bake, we’re going back to /bant/
NAPTIME
>>218553816we need a fat black guy or loud actual latina (not jewish larper) STAT
>>218553829it's a secret
>>218553809literally no. burt was jerking off and alex was saying nigger
>>218553628jon, jimmy, cole, haley, alex, burt, freddy every season has a nigga that carries, i'm not seeing any right now.
JD thinks he the leader
>no new bake>day one we're cooked
NEW THREAD>>218553118 >>218553118 >>218553118 >>218553118
Anyone have a master image of all our contestants and names? I am trying to learn them, but these guys aren't sticking out to me. Boring cast so far I saw one of the guys is apparently known on kiwi for fucking around on 2b2t
>>218553829we have backups for our backupswe control the action
nappy time
Day one and the fish are taking napsWe are reaching lows never before seen
>>218553796kekAnyone got a webm of that?
>>218553862no one cares
>>218553816welcome to every fishtank day one
that goofy white guy is trying to rizz the abuela
>>218553885>>218553885
>>218553868>>218553865i dont blame them i also want to take a nap
>>218553861>all the retards posting ftl shit in that thread
>>218553772>season of fag xitter orbitersgrim
All are these people are too normal and inauthentic.
total dogshit cast. nontent wall-to-wall. boring house with bad layout. no charm. nothing interesting. sarah weigle shutting them down would be a mercykill. this is pathetic.
gay guy who wants more pillows on his bed
>>218553809We could all tell immediately that they were interesting.
>>218553869I'll ask next thread as well. He said something like "Hey Payton I'll give you 20 Famous Bucks if you guess what I did to Ted!"
>>218552675no one thinks or gives a shit about paytononly the most low, scum fuck, loser degenerate like yourself even remembers she exists
Do non of the cameras work for anyone else? I can't get a single cam to load on any of my devices.
>>218553888thank you bakermuch appreciated
>>218553876Why are you here then?
>>218553916they were interesting individually but they were not making the house interesting by adding conflict the show needs someone that everyone thinks is an asshole/retard to create conversations beyond "did you see that youtube video/what kinda music do you like??"
>>218553967hoping for sarah to mercy kill this garbage, and for how it falls apart when bam fumbles as the host
>>218553661>>218553678>>218553702>>218553703So you unironicaly watch it for jet neptune and ben?How is that even remotely better?
>>218553931seems like you care enough to furiously reply to an hour old post.
>>218553997I think it is a bad cast myself which is why I have trouble even remembering them. I personally am here for Bam/ have been here for the other ones.
>>218553393Man that looks nothing like Angie
