/ftl/ NEWS-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- The fish have been given ONE stationary vape they're using like hamsters drinking water in a cage... if the vape moves from this spot they lose it...-- MOHAMMED BASHIR is a ginger cowboy weeb "warrior lord" with a PhD who's fasting for Ramadan and seems to be fixated on people's ethnicities!-- Other fish: VICKY (fat vape addict), JD (loudmouth), BEZO (zoomer jew), ANISSA (haley clone who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial), EMMA (blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (chinless basket case)... the remaining 2 are a mystery... -- Bezo is the head admin of the official Fishtank discord... and a FEMBOY? https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/-- Brandon "Bam" Margera is hosting this season! https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2031495068947808718>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videoshttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Fishtanklive_Wiki>>218553885
>ugliest girl from S3>mogs all S5 girlsHow could Jet let this happen?
Fishtank season 1: You control the show, you can give gifts, remove beds, control the temperature and make sharks harass contestants!Modern fishtank: Pay $20 to give a 6/10 a cigarette
SHUT IT DOWN
I wasn't paying attention but did everyone like bashir at first
>>218555188common S3 W
We need to convince the rest of the cast to do this to JDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPzY9EFhnmQ
bashir is the new angelina but somehow even more insufferable
hi
>Bozo already has the lowest stox of the fish in the tankBased.
>bashir being passive aggressive
women are nontent (again)
im so happy emma is thereshe is the best!
Smaackposting makes Jet seethe because he couldn't get this
Genuine question. Is there a name for the difference in autism between Landon and Bashir
>>218555220it was split like 50/50 about the same as it is now i think
vicky is rizzing landon
>>218555188>everyone says he casts women to fuck them>casts extremely boring ugly women>"see the show is bad when they're not hot"
why was season 1 so much better?
>>218555208And it was just as much of a fail back in S1
Jet needs to groom some hotter chicks. This is bullshit.
>>218555220no he's been pretty annoying the whole time
Landon is a cute innocent puppy dog
Yeah Landon I am getting some ji-vibes from Bashir
Letty is The Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) of Fishtank.
>>218555254good and evil
>>218555254Bashir isn't autistic he's just a faggot
bashir sucks, vicky sucks. can't tell with the others yet
EVERY SEASON WE HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE LEAVE TOO EARLYLEARN FROM FAMOUS HOUSE 2.0JAM 30 PEOPLE IN THERE AND LET WHAT HAPPENS, HAPPENS
Who’s the wholesome chungus autist of the season? Muhammad or Landon?
>>218555254low functioning vs high functioning
>>218555264hes working on a few but they're not old enough yet
>>218555254extroverted vs introverted autism
This is boring! When will someone get raped?
>stop casting girls because they're hot nepstein>mad when i cast girls who aren't hot y'all dont know what you want
>>218555188Season 3 was the shittiest season. Completely unwatchable after Alex B left.
wake me up when Emma shows feet
>>218555233he is closer to aryeh desu... Zero self awareness
>>218555261holy cringe
>>218555271i wanna throatfuck the makeup off her
when does Klaus and Bam show up
>JD and bashid are incapable of not referencing vance as if theyre part of production>bashid keeps speaking condescendingly to landon because he percieves him as more retarded than him and because he got mogged by the rest of the cast all day, including being told to shut the fuck up by anisa and having her smack him in the face with a pillowThe season is coming together
Bam is going to relapse isn't he?
I need to see Lando drunk
>>218555261Every season is shit, S1 just had the advantage of being the first so the novelty didn't wear out yet.
this is hard to watch
>>218555253she looks cold
ok landon coming out of his nervous shell and he sucks alreadyhis arc lasted like a half hour
First day jibes
apologize to him right now
>>218555261They were actually putting in effort for donations before they realised autistic incels will pay money for literally nothing if it involves the girls so they took that route instead at the expense of everything mildly entertaining
>>218555254functioning autist vs assisted living autistworked in a group home and these guys will flip on you the second they feel threatened.
okhow do we humble bashir?
Shariah law challenge when
Momo is SEETHING at the existence of Landonvery telling
>>218555315devil shoulder type beat
>>218555303sup jet
Someone needs to protect Landon from Bashir. Guy does not have good intentions
Alright why is Bashir hovering around the retard like a predator?
Bros I think the jibes are improving
>the autist when he sees someone 3% more autistic than him.
holy shit bros I cannot believe we’re finally getting a NEW season of FishtankI’ve been refreshing the site like a lunatic waiting for updates and now it’s actually happening. New contestants, new house, and you KNOW the challenges are gonna be even more unhinged this time. Last season already felt like a psychological experiment mixed with a fever dream and somehow they’re topping it???I swear nothing else on the internet even comes close. Every other “reality show” is fake as hell but Fishtank is just pure chaos. People losing their minds on a 24/7 livestream while chat instigates everything is peak entertainment.also calling it now:>at least one contestant ragequits in the first week>someone cries on day 2>chat immediately finds a new villain and torments them nonstopand I’m absolutely destroying my sleep schedule again watching this garbage at 3AM like last time. totally worth it.WE ARE SO BACK
NEW CONTENT IDEA (IP2 style): getting Landon wasted and giving him blunt objects
>>218555328
>>218555254Landon is kinda retarded but doesn't necessarily seem autisticBashid is very self centered and vain
The tenseness between Muhammad and Landon is saving the season for me
>>218555331mommy
it's gonna be awesome when everyone starts calling bashir a fag and someone kicks his ass
>>218555264Ellie's in the bag, no need.
>>218555309if he hasnt already
>>218555317cease and desist norway this is not healthy
>>218555309Bam is going to half-ass everyhing, keep asking the producers what to do, constantly running back down the basement, and he's going to be a big disappointment
im losing hope for this season.
>>218555341it needs to be Drake but how do we get him to do it?
>>218555321Bashir phones arent allowed in the tank, piss off
Why is Bashir acting like he's going to cook and eat Landon. Is this some advanced Muslim social technique?
>>218555309If he relapses then he's going back to jail. His probation was extended and he can't drink or smoke.
>>218555344I appreciate the initiative
>>218555165Landon, he's the chosen one
Landon is kingMuhammad is a faggot who will get roasted by TTS all seasonEveryone else is irrelevant
>>218555331MAMASITA
>>218555331SHE PHOTOSHOPPED HER FUCKING FILTERED FACE ONTO ALINITY'S BODYKEKKKKKKKK
>>218555297I can tell that she would unironically enjoy having a 600lb SSBBW sitting on her face. That defeats the point unfortunately.
>>218555254Landon tends towards the low-functioning low-IQ end of the spectrum, the faggot is somewhere on the high-functioning aspergers end.
>>218555331/ourgirl/
MOVE THE PAPER TOWEL ROLL FFS
we have to keep landon safe
Getting satanic vibes from this show
>tfw also named Landon and also severely autisticholy fuck i hate my name already
>>218555211what I wouldn’t give
>Bashir circling landon like hes a drunk girl at a bar to appear more muslim
>>218555321>t. Bashid
>>218555295G and Ben Silver, and the Fishtank reveal night was the peak of Fishtank and the best it's ever been. All they needed to do was change the theme each season and repeat that basic concept. If they put in actually effort into challenges and daily activities, it has real legs.
>>218555317gonna ejakulere to this later bror
>>218555271>Can I talk to you supervisor?
>>218555165Does anybody have an infographic with the fish and their names/nicknames on it? I still don't know who half these people are
>>218555331Anissa is so fucking hot.
>>218555354it's how one-sided the tension is for me
>>218555259He's gping to fuck Emma
>>218555370He sees him as a joke set-up he can be funny around, pathetic beta behaviour.
Landon single-handedly fixed the vibe. They're more open with him around.
I bet Muhammed watches AB recaps
IM A #LANDLORD
>Zero TLPs>Zero good women>1 barely simpable mid>1 chudette>1 hagIt's a bad cast
Why are Landon and Bashir wearing matching paper headbands
>>218555409payton vibes
>>218555376MANY are saying this
>>218555317>>218555363>It is happening again
>>218555391that's just a druggie woman
Praying for Drake to knock this Bashir faggot out. Bring back the beef bell.
>>218555352Landon is autistic, not "retarded"Bashir is a bit less autistic but is still on the spectrum which is how he instantly clocked Landon as a fellow autist and started passive aggressively targeting him
why is the peaceful muslim bullying the wholesome autist? i don't like this. i want to protect him.
>>218555297ewI'm thinking of rooting for her because she just seems normalbut ew
Is it just me or does Landon have Jobe vibes I know it’s been only like an hour but it feels like he’s filling the same role jobe did idk
>>218555424They should have just let binx's friend on the show
>>218555424There's one more right? We might get the fabled tlp yet
>>218555165Black cap guy fucking sucks. Bezo sucks too. James is a dumb idiot but oddly genuinely listens.
bro no way they for real got bam to host this season! I had to double check because I thought it was a meme at first. If that’s legit then this season is about to be completely unhinged. The house was already chaos before but now imagine him just stirring the pot nonstop while the contestants slowly lose their minds on a 24/7 stream.
landon and bashir r giving me a lot of faith for this season
>>218555317lol
>>218555409POV you are jet nepstein 4 weeks from now at a lakehouse
>>218555363Yea, I'm just kidding, it's just a bit lol
>>218555424what is a TLP
Wigger herpes!
Will Muhammad become the villain of the season?
She's plotting. Slowly downloading information and forming profiles of each opponent in her mind
>>218555368wait for tts to come on
>>218555440Why are you guys sounding like Josiefags?
>>218555424shadowfax
James is the main character
>Anissa is 29 years oldhttps://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5#Contestants
zoomer mike ness
>>218555448Jobe is irreplaceable nigga
L A N D O N
>>218555254Landon is autistic and Bashir has aspergers
>>218555468Already is
>>218555471I thought she was 38 turns out she's only 29
>>2185554532 more
>>218555440he prays to a minecraft obsidian block 5 times a day
>>218555466TIGHT LITTLE PIECE
The JDs are the only likable ones so far.
Ben's vibe is such a downer so far
>>218555426Landon wears one because he has long hair and it helps with sweating at his manual labor job. Bashir is wearing one because he's a performative faggot trying to copy Landon, and I'm not joking, he literally ran to put it on when he saw him for the first time.
>>218555473I dunno, why are you such a faggot?
>>218555468If they can get him out they will after enough calls to prayer wake them up, he's not surviving long
>>218555471Fucking ugly.
>>218555424jet has ellie now, not necessary
vicky has the best personality desu
>all the OC this season will be AI slopGrim
>>218555507Turn your monitor on
>>218555468Become?>>218555504>We will never get gay ben again
>>218555461Besides the skinny girl im seeing zero duds so far when its usually 85% duds
>>218555481She is easily 10 years older than that
>>218555269Bashit is spiritually indian
>>218555502jd's a corny tryhard
>>218555465why are you laughing?
>>218555482i was thinking this same shit, same phenotype
>>218555481she's 39 at least
>>218555467many such cases
bezo needs to disappear like yesterdayget someone actually cool in instead
>>218555519she grew on me.
Anyone got a spare (You) they can lend me?
crazy how all it takes is for one single autistic guy to get tossed in the tank and thinks instantly go from dire to alright
>>218555504Benleaks or Ben from production?
>>218555526torta
>>218555409Payton Kirkland
>>218555504the gay ben and sam dynamic was a treat and a peak he will never reclaim
>>218555501minx
>>218555526hellooooo
>>218555409>>218555487
How long this season until an oh&s incident?
>>218555519her personality is muh nicotine
>>218555331gross
>they didn't include a black girl in the cast AGAIN What's their problem?
Post your current face right now as of this moment
>>218555526mamacita
>>218555424Genuinely can't believe how shit the girl casting is.
>>218555542>paytroons: yeah i simp for a transgender but its okay because hes content. unlike the other simps who are pathetic because they simp girls for their looks, i simp but because hes content. visit kiwifarms to read all my opinions on how to make fishtank more content friendly, okay you fucking chudcel? look! payton update he just moved his leg 0.3cm!!!!>Donald Trump: We are going to blow your head off with a shotgun nigger
put a mike onput a joci on
>>218555526mama
This ad with the guy shredding the $10 is literally me. That’s me at work watching on pirates streams as I shred $10 instead of giving it to wiggers.
JD is really pushing this "competing bar" idea. Do not care for him.
>>218555568
>>218555317future wigger cock sleeve
>>218555563There's 2 contestants left
>>218555557>jet pov by the end of the month
>>218555412make up little insulting nicknames for them until the site is updated
Landon = love and lifeMuhammed = hate and death
HES A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG
>>218555542
>my boyfriendFAGGOT
>my boyfriendDropped
Why does Bezo look like he would shoot up the place if he didn't get cast?
GAY GUY ALERTTHERE IS A GAY GUY
>my boyfriendGenuine faggot detectedZesty as fuck zoomzoom
>my boyfriendBEZO CONFIRMED GAY
>>218555409>>218555487>>218555557you niggas will jerk of to anything as long as it looks like a teenager
>>218555188>cute >white >skaterNone of those things.
>>218555526she will give us our goontent
>faggot bozo just came out of the closetFUCK THIS
Muhammed Bashir>Religious like Jon>Tryhard like Jimmy>Vibes like Simbal
>>218555596GOOD WOMAN
>>218555557if this doesnt get you at least a little bit hard you are probably gay btw
>>218555563Jet isn't into black women
>discord mod>faggotshocking...
>Season 3, the Indian is instantly unlikable >season 5, the Muslim is instantly unlikeableDid I make mistake in choosing to not be racist?
>>218555570the hag is fine but the zoomer girls have zero personality
>>218555592life imitates art or art imitates life
so is benzos just openly gay and talking about his boyfriend now?
Please update the official Wiki with as much information as possible! Thank you!!!https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5
>>218555440religion of peace
>>218555471shes so blatantly evil there's no way she can develop any alliance
This show fucking sucks
His boyfriend is GrizzwayHE'S A FAAAAAAAAAG
How did you retards miss this from hours ago? Everyone was talking about it.
>>218555576Good to have you back, it finally feels like Fishtank again
>>218555445PANTS'D
>>218555592TRVKE
Gay nigga alert
Let me guess, the wholesome chungus muslim is going to be totally okay with homos?
BASH oversold buying opportunity screenshot this inshallah
>mod of the fishtank discord is a gay guy Pottery
>>218555638>This show fucking sucksYou are so right, this might be the final season
wow the discord mod is GAY? what are the odds
>>218555619no human is
>>218555614>>218555603>>218555602>>218555600Late
>>218555614it's a gay show
how did they let a literal fishtank discord tranny mod onto the show?
didnt she take the offer to get to be on season 5 or am i misremembering it?
>>218555596she is a good person, and could never be poisoned by sam hyde.
>>218555618the knowing look she gives is what does it
Bozo will have a melty when TTS activates.
>>218555592Trvkey thoughbeit
>>218555666checked
He was gay, bezo cooper?
>>218555545>REAL GAY GUY
>>218555666ab
hopefully they bring in a Stacy like they did with Brian for mogging purposesI can't stand any more long haired streamstars with headbands
>>218555666They did it on purpose
>So, I'm a faggot by the wayWho asked?
>>218555666They had to dump one, and ab had veto power to get this faggot on.
>>218555635She can develop the most important alliance on fishtank, the alliance with the audience or staff.
>>218555259Jet has terrible taste in women
>>218555463hi Benleaks
Will Landon vs Bashir be a repeat of TJ vs Jimmy?Or is Landon too dimwitted and credulous?
>>218555666Yes because he gave production the discord
>>218555668the buy in wasn't real, retard
>>218555666Sam is out and Jet has no problem with trannies.
>>218555673which one is that?
Bozocoin straight to hell
>landon is 22
landon has nice guy autism and bashir has evil guy autism
>>218555570Could've had this on the show
who's radio on the glass table in the glass room??
>>218555666idk but lets blame AB
>>218555642miss what?
>>218555658how many minors have they groomed so far
>>218555668i forgot about that offerdid they retcon it or what
>>218555555
>>218555645nta :(
>call to prayerKEK
prayer time
>>218555695Bashid will try to manipulate and landon is going to not fall for anything because he will either be too stupid or slightly too smart
The threads are weirdly slow this season. What's up with that?
PRAYER TIME
>gay....?
>>218555713bashir has fake guy autism
contestant 10
The mod guy is such a massive faggot. Why is he here?
based
You need to stop hatin them gayslet them teach you how to dress
>>218555471The wine aunt phenotype is grim and uncanny
>>218555730nobody in their right mind would want to watch this trash. the off-season threads were faster than this
>>218555730The show has been dying a slow death for like 5 seasons
alhamdulillah its prayer time
I'm a discord mod AMA
>>218555730I have to do like 4 captchas on each post
>>218555730because fishtank is dying
>>218555666who is that?
Drake likes playing rapists and murderers.
Okay, it's going to be kinda funny if they play the muslim penis music in the middle of a challenege and it causes bashid to lose lmao
So uhhh... will the muslim kill the faggot?
Is Sydney Sweeney hot, chat?
Please randomly do this at 3am until the tank is like this
already over this bit
>>218555577This meme is like 3 years old why are people posting it now
>>218555730Everyone's in YouTube live chat
>>218555757why do you do that
its a real shame all the guys are duds this again season.
>>218555689ab said he should be tortured i don't think she likes him >>218555738to suck off mints
Just bring in Freddy already please God I will kneel if Freddy walks in with a case of beer
>>218555638I miss Famous House
>>218555666>wiggers are recycling bits
>>218555708Bezo the gay discord janny. He has the giraffe neck.
>nasheeds
>>218555367it has never been more over. over.
funny for about 30 minutes. fatally flawed
>call to prayer is going to be added as a sfx isn't it
>>218555568I hate this but Landon is my guy
>>218555770No, he's a westernized performative fag himself.
>>218555654
>>218555318the novelty of watching jet fail and rage and seethe never gets old for me
>>218555730no Sam so people are less interested/Jet didn't feel like paying for shills this season
>>218555784I'd do her from behind
Why won't this faggot take the bag off
>>218555773She always has the dumbest smug NPC brainless look on her face. It's revolting but most people aren't looking at her face
the muslim prayer bit is already old. how long will they keep it up
>>218555770invite direnc's brother on
Neighbors status?
>>218555568...
We will be witnessing 150 prayers this season of fishtank
>>218555259If he casted hot girls, then he wouldn't have a chance. Never underestimate Goranian genius
Funny bit but it can't carry the day on its own
allah is waiting faggot
>>218555804Erm I still love smaack guys
the call to prayer will be a good gimmick, i hope they keep it going. it's going to be funny watching bashar al assad abandon his team during a challenge to go pray
ok the fucking call to prayer dragging on for so long is way funnier than i thought it would be
>>218555780I like the game the server is for and want to help improve how people engage with it
>>218555828inshallah
>>218555798>funny for about 30 minutes. fatally flawedthissomeone should bash jet neptune's skull in
the audio is literally worse than any other season holy shit
>>218555793how grim is the situation that they have to get discord their mods as contestants?
they better keep doing this on schedule including in the morning
>>218555773yes chat
>>218555715We failed Vimpsisters
>>218555784to mid to be simpable. lose the ack knee or tacky tat two you cant have both
Landon's magnetic alpha god energy has made thralls of the girls, they can't leave him alone.
Is there a wrong time to Pray brother?
You just know he's annoyed as fuck. The constant daily call to prayers are going to send the muzzie into a murder spiral when he realizes his religion is being mocked.
>>218555222brian was a fucking fag for dropping that
>Uh, we're going to need to confiscate your prayer time sheet
>wrong timethat makes me mad
I kinda want to strangle the gay jew
>>218555840nice
>>218555673apparently he is a fag lol
>>218555557
why doesnt the main website load any videos
They really fucked up picking the fish for this season
I, for one, am optimistic for this season
>>218555864>you can buy it back dont worry
>>218555848Just take his schedule and set it to go off at those times, no way Jet is up at 5am
>>218555856>>218555773she cute
>5 times a day for the next monthhow do muslims do it?
>wrong timethis has to be a fucking bit I can't
>>218555856This isn't a fishtank contestant I think and we're not on /bant/ I think. Be careful Klussy.
should have just run s4 cast back if this was the alternative
Pretty sure drake is the JC right now where he's the only person who's not a fan
imagine this cast but klaus instead of bezos would the season be saved
>>218555773She's hot. Doesn't mean she's beautiful though. I think most people get those mixed up.
Incompetent Jet played the Ru'ah Ha' Alam Hashed El Al A 'A'Bashir Alala Benem Watu El Al A Wada Kadesh Nemir Ruah El Al Babobada at the wrong time again.
Whens this fucking scumbag showing up?
>>218555850Now post the one where she stacks it
>>218555881many are saying this
the duality between landon and bashir is going to carry this season
>>218555867>>218555860>>218555861It's actually the correct time to pray right now. Asir is 4:31pm EST according to a quick search.
mohammads are very autistic about prayer time
>>218555847It all depends on the reason he's there. They might be throwing him to the wolves because he was power tripping, and trying to make Fishtank woke. It'd be a lot funnier to watch him bullied off the internet on camera than for them to just remove him from the discord.
Anybody else getting NLP'd into thinking about this man?
Is BASH ginger? What is the connection between Islam and European gingers?
>>218555879Landon james anisa and bashid are solid so far
>>218555888They don't and lie about it, same with the fasting.They have no honor.
>>218555894yeah they got him from backstage
>>218555864if Jet wills it
>>218555902i hated this faggot so much
>>218555846it's unwatchable
>>218555907 Kill yourself namefag
>>218555882finally some content
Take me back
>>218555882these fags were the watch on there write hand. are they fucking stupid?
>>218555894are you sure, I swear I heard him mention something fishtank
>FavoriTISM
wigger cum slut
Pause,Snack,Continue
>>218555888with they cute asses up, nigga that's how
>>218555856Patiently waiting for the Mimi onlyfans
Is this really the whole cast?This is the "cute girl" of the season?
>>218555876it just fixed itself for me
>he missed the correct prayer timeeternal damnation
>>218555908an autist that ascended and autist that didn't?
>>218555873He was talking about his boyfriend a few minutes ago.
>>218555881this and sumo is all I care to watch right now
>>218555892day 2 of famous house btw
>>218555888Muslims are spiritually the strongest followers of God
Holy shit the 10th guest is king cobra
Stacy time Jet, are you fucking retarded?
>>218555887fax>>218555891>not a fishtank contestantyou don't know that for sure yet
>>218555917 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one
>>218555946you rang?
>>218555902send her in, it's time
>>218555946There are tow fish and a mystery host to be revealed
i'm not a fan of JD
>different season>similar gay alliance of hag and faggot
>>218555935They know it's called Fishtank nigga but he's not a fan
>>2185559462 missing right?
when will emma get in the hot tub
>>218555946Creepy ahh grimes ahhh lookin bihhh
>>218555910check atlanta time, it's in 30 mins or so
when's creature coming?
>do I look like i'm bluffing?
>>218555946ikr, weaksauce season
>>218555946She literally looks like jinxi with long hair
>>218555946>This season's simpable mid is a MtF DanielGRIM
>>218555960rip cobes
>>218555936go back to yanited
im a fan of drakehes a good dude
>>218555949Classic TJimmy story fuck it run it again
>>218555933Zoomers don't know the fundamental things.
I like Vicky
>>218555873the second paragraph is so vague that i didn't believe it until bezo mentioned having a boyfriend
its insane how much the discord faggot sticks out, what was jet thinking?
>>218555966Come on, bro.
>>218555984
>only the latina is watchable
>>218555966i bet this girl gives amazing rimjobs
>I'M MUSLIM DID YOU KNOW GUYS
JAMES DRAKE MASTER NEGOTIATOR
>show has been live for less than 6 hours>WAAAAHHHH THIS SHOW SUCKS>WAAHHHH THIS CAST SUCKSfuck off you autistic fucking niggers just give it a fucking chance, these people just met and are scared
i would be constantly asking for alcohol if i was on fishtank
>>218555888The less impulse control a population has the more restrictive, and ordered the religion needs to be.
>>218555983>first kino shot of the season
>>218555960Cobes and Bam would have bonded so well
When does Shadi show up
>>218555960He is technically a freeloader and he got there before the contestants OR production
Why didn't this faggot bring his own holy book?
>>218555982Delete this image she's trad now
>>218555984Thank you for your service
>>218555960That is not funny not a week goes by that i dont think of him
>didn't bring a quranokay this guy is faking it
>drake refusing to ask for a quoranbased
it's gonna be slow, it's always slow. let these faggots get nicotine deprived and actually do something and it'll get better
>>218556012fuck off mints
>>218556011HIMOTHY
How are they going to do drinking once Bam shows up?
>>218556012*rapes u*
>>218556012Audio is bad is it unwatchable I think
Why are they letting JD be the leader?
Remember when she prayed and nobody cared
They've had such a good track record with hot barely legal Asian girls but they keep bringing in these absolutely busted looking whites.
>>218556004should have cast mike instead of the gay discord fag
>>218556016Hi Freddy
>>218555188>uglyshow your face
NO KORAN
>quirky nerd Wii baggirl try less
narcissists should be institutionalized and removed from normal society
I want the faggot discord mod to be humiliated everyday.
not beating the allegations of being the most performative religion
>>218556027He's not a real muslimAtleast jon had a Bible when he was larping
>>218555982she already came
>>218555888it's a religion for brainless people who never want to make a single decision in their lives
>>218555165JD sucks.
guys, it just started. calm down - the chaos is just getting startedeveryone’s already acting like the house is imploding 5 hours in. relax. the first day is always the warm-up before things go completely off the rails. once people stop being polite and the sleep deprivation kicks in, that’s when the real content starts.give it a couple days:>alliances will form for like 6 hours and then immediately collapse>someone will decide they’re the “main character” and annoy everyone>chat will pick a target and never let them live anything downthe slow build is part of the fun. enjoy the calm while it lasts because by day 3 the house is gonna look like a psychological warzone.
>bashir tries to get a quran>james drake clarifies that it's not part of the dealfuckin based
>>218555946coomers deserve this
>>218555888They recite passages - its social reinforcement.Christian prayer is essentially manifestation - reciting things that are important to you - such as praying for the wellbeing of loved ones. Easier to do the former when its just an act of submission and reflex without purpose.
drake is going to be the person to rob the store right? Everyone else was a pussy to use the walkie
>>218556011Start shit between this guy and Clavicular. Tell Clavicular he's getting mogged. They can talk shit back and forth through their viewers on TTS.
>>218556032It's possbile he just converted for the attention and isn't actually that devout.But now he has to do everything when the cameras are on.
>weird
>>218556065you might be onto something
Did the tenth contestant change the game yet?
>>218556047when he came in i thought he was going to be a retarded autist, but he's somehow commanding the room, despite being an annoying retard.
>>218556077they all suck
>>218556025many are asking this
>>218556031kek, this was well deserved. jobe was being a huge ass
I don't like the muslim. Nigga thinks he's Captain Planet, speaking Japanese and reading out of a Quran.
>>218556012Half the thread was posting "it's a good cast" and calling it neptunian by now during S3
>>218556047Because the alternative is this performative muslim weeb who can't fucking speak japanese. Seriously, what the fuck did he say, sounded like fucking 電磁気.
>>218556075edgy
>>218555982moar
>>218556033>the quoran is not part of the dealBased
this nigger is zero percent arab lol
This dude is only a quarter Syrian lol.
>>218556102Right? Pick a lane, bud.
>>218555983Jet dies tonight. he's going to finish what she started.
>>218556032Real Muslims memorize the whole Qu'ran.
>>218555188I don't like Smaack but Alexis and Mizzy are uglier than her
>>218556071last 2 girls are 'Lady' the tattoo artist and the crazy 10th contestant
>>218556045>Audio is bad is it unwatchable I thinkWrong, the audio is alright
>>218556062it's where he keeps his Discord sponsored emergency child grooming kit
>>218556047he is s5 prince
>>218556069KING
S3 was a good cast
jet and ben are actually terrible at casting holy shit
>>218556079you’re right but lots of anons here are autists that don’t understand this even though it happens every season
don't care what you all say i'm enjoying this even right now
girls like emma love it when you play with their pussy
>>218556104I think he said sumimasen daijobu, but that doesn't make sense either.
Whats he thinking RN
>so landon got a gf?>NO>victoria laughsfuck you bitch
>>218556065is this fag supposed to have long hair? isnt it against islam to have hair like a woman?
>>218556032>didn't bring his child brideSomething isn't right here
>Do you have a girlfriend?>No>girls giggleKill all women
>>218556106this is the correct description of a religion that instructs you on how to wash your ass
This muslim shit is getting old even if it is a bit. Not listening to a call to prayer all season
>>218556115well he is dressed like a cowboy so kinda obvious
if Sam was hosting, he'd have already kicked muhammad in a theatrical display of christfaggotry
will jewstriker make appearance today?
>>218555424Manifesting a TLP
I hope one of the fish says nigger soon
How will the Ummah react to the first Quran burning on fishtank?
>>218555188Yeah Alexis is fucking hideous and bogged to shit compared to Smaack
>>218556139It sounded like he was asking for something, but again, he's so dogshit at the language it's very hard to understand him.
>>218556079this nigga sound like chat gpt lmao
>chad and hag want to drinkonly interesting part of the show
>>218556098pic of a more healthy bliccy
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
she’s so cool
Notice the difference in how james is speaking to landon (like an acrual person) vs. How bashid speaks to him (like he thinks he's better than him)
>>218556120In hindsight, Famous House 2 was actually a decent cast if Production bothered to do challenges or tasks, or really anything.
>>218556129The problem is that at least Jet is incapable of being objective, which makes him extremely susceptible to flattery and ass kissing.
LOVE jet's hair
>the season is so bad people are S3posting
>>218556106brown
>>218556151Sam is a pro Palestine faggot who thinks Muslims are heckin based because they hate jews, just like Nick Fuentes.
Why is the website so shitI can't get any of the streams to load
Can I just say I'm so happy to have these threads back, love you guys <3
>>218556135most girls like that
>>218555928
>>218556171>this is all /bant/ has to work withit may be over chat
>>218556140better go get some soup cans while it's slow right now
>>218556170Every single time they come up from the basement he's sniffing at their heels like a dog
>>218556180
Any other season and someone would break into the snack shop after hours
>>218556171i think shes pretty sue me
>>218556183sadly this
They only got bashir so they could clipfarm and get sneako’s attention
Dude, you HAVE no quran
Jet's Avatar Navi ass hair
>>218556183nope, Sam is a smoothbrain like you
>>218556191there’s two more girls on the way
>>218555946 Jet bagged Ellie he doesn't need to cast hot girls anymore
>>218556185<3
>Dead Rising musickino
so the pregnant woman and the replacement for the indian lady are all thats left?
>>218556186based girls
the Goranian stare
>>218556180I fucking miss alex b bros
>>218556140thats fair
Dead Rising music playing in the shop is an unironically kino touch
>>218556183How about we deal with one thing at a time? Maybe the bigger threat? MENA wouldn't even dislike us if we weren't directly working for the Jews since the 50s.
Landon has already clocked Bashir, gg you fucking faggot.
>>218556174Tony, Kwabwan, Lingling, and Kevin could've carried a 6 week season
>>218556086most intelligent post to ever grace an /ftl/ thread
>>218556140My lil bro TJ saved that hoe thats crazy bro
>>218556171looks like grown up version of that mutt looking girl from last stranger things season
>fishtank city>population 10it's wrong and you know it
>>218556183He doesn’t. I watch pause snack continue and he’s constantly shitting on muslims
>>218556140>YOU DON'T GET IT. I LITERALLY HAD TO EAT AT A SOUP KITCHEN. I DESERVE THIS.
dude did you just disrespect the heckin christ say christ is lord right now
>>218556148>what is the torah
what is the music you can hear in the store room?
It'll break my heart to see Landon cry or get upset. You know the poor bloke doesn't have much going on outside of being with his family and seeing his buddies every once in a while. I'll astroturf him just so the other faggots lose
>>218556213one is pregnant and the last is the replacement
we need Claire.... badly
>>218556183one of the extreme peace OPs is an inspiring CGI depiction of the dome of the rock being nuked
>>218556220replacement's supposed to be black to "balance out the vibes"
>>218556183>>218556205Didn't he say the exact opposite on The Sam Hyde show with the pro muslim veteran guy?Basically calling him out for not having a problem with browns?
Anissa socials https://x.com/diaryofanifrankhttps://www.tumblr.com/sliceofanissapizza
>>218556244Why did he do it?
>>218556146Fucking whores
>>218556227>it's their fault they don't like us!this is such a bitch coded complaint.
where are the .m3u8 links
>>218556157imagine sharing a superbed with that...
>Anissa tells Landon not to trust BashirShe's a good woman
>>218556213this is one of them
>director cam follows jet doing the most menial tasksneptunian
>>218556234what is wrong with your brain
>>218555736tight little piece
>dead rising musicnice
>landon is a housechad
>>218556230Alyssa was also way better than people give her credit for. She figured out it was a crazy show right away and adapted. And who was that one girl with the cowboy hat who demanded stuff like lobster?
>>218556244based, masonic pigs
>>218556098She busy workin at popeyes
fish are so nontent the director cam is watching jet and kody do nothing instead
>>218556270She fucking hates the mudslime lol
>director cam is on retard jet>cant switch to the fish because the site is fucked and I can only watch on YTYOU CONTROL THE ACTION
funny how you never see people post ss of s4
>>218556262>shoving a go-gurt tube up her ass She's gonna do very well here
>>218556191Why you bringing up bant out of nowhere? Tv simps way more
>>218556260he did, he'd be calling Muhammad the devil and getting really scared at the prayer music lmaoSam's become such a retarded fag
>>218556262lol based slut
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>>218556290first time observing the fishtank?
>>218556283breezy i think
this guy is gonna be a bro
>>218556266You mean, "it's our fault they don't like us!"? But yes, because we helped Israel immediately for no discernable reason.
cctv footage of a robbery
Famous house 2 cast mogs s4 and s5 cast. You know it to be true
>>218556254shadi justice
>>218556270he did blatantly try and get landon to go bother jet in the shop and was called out, major social L
>>218556299wrong
>>218556270Based hag with a heart of gold trying to protect the tard
>>218556293Everyone except the mondotroons do.
what show hasn't she watched?
>>218556275Its based
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>>2185561716 months from now, some guy will be cutting his arms up for her on /bant/
>>218556004he's the Brian/Seth of this season, boring gay producer stooge who replaces a "problematic" contestant last minute
>>218556304>retarded for being scared of the devil and demon worshippers
>>218556270clip?
>>218556151he let a jew stay on S4 and he fucking hates jews
>>218556319shut the fuck up sandnigger ftl is pro israel
>>218556238who?
>>218556183sam is pro palestine because he hates jews, like a real man
>>218556184It uses your electricity to mine cryptocurrency for the wiggers.
>>218556361lmao exactly, he's turned into a scared old lady
>>218556283>>218556230True plus breezy, Alyssa, and female alex b. Famous house 2 could have been a good cast.
>>218555784workable
she looks like daniel
>>218556262Yo.
>talks to Jet>face graph mostly shows disgust. LMAO
>>218556183Where’s the video of Sam messing with the Muslim guy praying in the back of the truck
>>218556823kek
>>218556183>>218556408no it's because sam is a jew
