>/ftl/ NEWS-- First elimination THURSDAY: Fish with highest STOX chooses who goes home!-- Bam Margera is hosting this season for real!-- Everything's been TAKEN from the fish! They will have JOBS in the house, and must BUY goods and services, including KRATOM and Fishtank-branded ice cream!-- Contestants: VICKY (fat vape addict alcoholic kratomhead), MOHAMMED BASHIR (predatory ginger cowboy weeb muslim), JD (loudmouth vibe nuker), BEZO (subversive gay zoomer jew https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/comments/1ruji92/if_you_guys_dont_know_bezo_is_the_head_admin_of/), ANISSA (haggard onlyfans latina who's been to prison), JAMES DRAKE (chadlennial wannabe actor), EMMA (pizzaface blonde fucktoy who has a "boyfriend"), LANDON (innocent low-functioning basket case janitor), BINGO AND BONGO (autistic twins and sam stalkers https://x.com/Ashleymetica/status/1948165120783450293), and CHARITY (geriatric pinay BBW who won't stop laughing)>What is Fishtank?It's Sam Hyde's 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://old.reddit.com/r/fishtanklive/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videosPrevious: >>218567350 >>218567335
christ is king
has anyone shown up for the free furniture yet?
>>218571573>NIGGA HEIL NINA
don't give jet attention, don't post jet screencaps
LubeCooch
emma moggles
>>218571533>JD is the villain
Muslims just feign ignorance and lie when pressed about their religion by non Muslims.It’s not that Bashir is larping about being Muslim he’s actually being extremely Muslim by playing dumb.TTS won’t get him to admit shit. He’s just going to play the victim and go “oh there it is!”
>>218571533Thank God. The other thread was getting full of Godless thirdies bitching about Christians.
Need a dedicated Bingo Bongo cam.
I'm glad Sam is gone
>Bashir is beating Charity in StowxI hate pay pigs
Has anyone made a diagram of the house yet? I'm struggling to keep up with the beautiful Angel and her twin. Thanks in advance.
>>218571573he's like an over grown toddler
Reminder that Aisha cucked Muhammed with one of his followers
where the fuck is goldstriker
>>218571616king of the jews
bingo and bongo are like pinky and the brain
Reminder that Josiepedos are going to shit up every thread with their Bingopedo shit because she is mentally retarded so they think they'll have a chance.
I THINK VICKY AND BOZO SUCKrest is a good cast
>>218571638they were too perfect together
>>218571616>bihar lower than western europe HinduGODS cant stop winning
>>218571648go back election tourist fag this is an atheist site
>>218571671One (1) guy wants to actually fuck them, bro.
>>218571638How does make any female he interacts with fall for him?
It's weird they're 26
>>218571616
JD is an alcoholic Redditor
Bingo and Bongo are making me sad I never had a sibling to follow around, bros. It's beautiful what they have.
>>218571676so what's up with this chick and the checkerboards in every pic?
Has Bingo or her twin had anything to drink yet? I think it's time that we see this cute little sperg loosen up for the night!
>>218571671Are you one of that faggot's discord buddies too?
post rare lettys
Whats all this about Anissa fucking Mohammed when she was 9?
Aisha was 6 when Mohammed married her, and 9 when he raped herEither Bashir knows this and is lying (taqiyah)Or he is a recent convert that has been lied to (also taqiyah)
I want to marry Bingo and give her a good life. I guess Bongo can come along but she needs to stop being a whore. I won’t have that in my house.
Bitch playin' with ants
>>218571710They're gonna be like this their entire lives
>>218571744jacking off to this again
>>218571676I want the hag
>>218571732Stop posting this AI slop, accept her intense jowls
Can all you anti-islam autists leave the fucking thread already? We just want to watch weird autists interact with each other. Not start the crusades.
I’m not attracted to the twins I just think they’re interesting
>>218571744
>>218571754breaking news bro
>>218571755Based and same but I thought of it first. Sorry, anon.
>>218571676was this photo taken in auschwitz gas chamber? wtf?!
>>218571671>>218571704It's me, I only want to fuck Bingo, and I'm not a Josie simp. I don't think I have a chance – I know I have a chance!
>The prophet mohammed is being cancelled by the fishtank community
>>218571754Can't rape property bro
How we feelin day 1 bros?
Bezo is benleaks coded
>10000 losers spending $30+ to virtue signal to each other that they are epic crusaders against the fake muslim
>You want me to get you something you can use to collect bugs?lmao
>>218571692>>218571706cmon you know why
>>218571755Whats wrong with her being a whore if she already has aids
>>218571728dont worry about that
I can't believe maejok would replace binx with bingo like that
this is you supplements
what's the site to watch this shit when they turn on the cuck switch in 40 minutes
>>218571787We DESPERATELY need to address the rampant Islamophobia in this fandom
>>218571767bro stop saying that to me. gay nigga
>>218571777Please avoid from using such foul language and verbiage in reference to Bingo, and I will stop posting AI slop. That sounds like a fair deal.
Facts : If you hate muslims then you are a diirty jew
Bingo should show her feet.
Bongo told Frank they don’t drink but she’s drinking rn
>>218571822As far as a generic show goes, fineAs far as fishtank goes, it aint it
>>218571754don't worry about thatpedophilia is only bad when white people do it
>>218571830It's not about crusadingIt's about trying to make him mad
>>218571744POST BETTY
>>218571830It's a truly retarded show with an even dumber fanbase. I dont know why I watch it. I enjoy maybe 10% of it
???
>>218571744The rarest letty is a bannable offense.
>>218571878What if I hate both
>>218571822better than season 4, if it's good for more than two weeks then it's better than season 3 and season 1
>>218571872completely normal non-autistic mannerisms
jesus christ vicky
Imagine the smell of the twins
>>218571872Fuck's sake, why did I save a video of Bongo, without Bingo in it? What's wrong with me?
lol she's so mad about the kratom addiction she has
bingo bongo gonna bimbo out post show
>>218571676more masonic symbolism
>>218571878FACT: you are a worthless shitskin. both religions are bad
>whole season is going to be filled with back and forth religious drivel enhanced with deafening reverbgreat
Vicky upsetti
>>218571895
Bingo post feet
>>218571860PRAISE KEK my fellow MAGApede. You sure owned that snowflake! Bashir will admit his religion is wrong and Mohamad is a false prophet. DESU VULT!!!!
>>218571878Taiki hates sandniggers, ignorant thirdie.
do you think sam like gets on his knees and prays at night and believes in his heart there was a jew in a desert who was resurrected
>>218571900She found ants
>>218571920she was never good
>Daniel steaming to 7 viewersGrim
bongo > bingo
>>218571822feels different, im interested to see where it will go
>taking up kratom is like taking someone's antidepressants>i'm against taking antidepressants which is why i take kratom?
>>218571950>FACT: you are a worthless shitskin. both religions are badthe majority of christians are latinos
>>218571861sorry shes just so sexy and hot and has huge tits
lol that bitch gets so upset about the kratom
Damn she’s really irritable from the kratomI remember it making me feel that when I tried it for a week. It’s a fucked up drug.
so what was your favorite bam moment so far?
>>218571922I'm not neuro-divergent, if that's what you're implying. If I am, then that just makes me a better match for Bingo! Either way, I win, and you LOSE!
>>218571878both suck N WORD
>>218571952you're welcome
>>218571878Don’t post Taiki Shuttle if you’re going to post Muslim propaganda.
Admit it you would lick out franks creampie from bongo
Mohammed is getting voted out in 4 days anyways cause people will be tired of hearing the calls to prayer
>>218571988Bongo = BingoBut yall aren't ready for this conversation
>>218571889he'll either stop being tilted or leave. but the tts will keep going, long past there being an ounce of funny left
>>218571878There is no group of people lower than filthy, retarded, inbred, violent, pedophilic mudslimes
>>218571980>i would mawg aww deez wetarwds
>>218571920realvan/steinful/wiggalations/winston/jet/ben broke the camels backgoon twins won or something
Just here for anissa of link
>I'm against Kratom for recreational useIt's the only reason you would ever use it unless you live in a hut in Indonesia or something and there is no morphine available and you just had surgery
>>218572009all of em nigga
>>218572028only ever seen black males built like this
we goonin 2 bingo, not bongo correct?
so we're all rooting for anissa then right?
>NO YOURE A PEDOPHILE>NO, YOU ARE THE PEDOPHILEwhy is modern discussion about anything like this
>>218571959HOW IS BETTY SO CUTE, GUYS???????
>>218571952you also almost had indian tts going on at the same time
>>218571980>this will be the biggest thing you ever do
>>218571638>You're crowd control, I'll handle the employees
>>218572006>"Boy that Charity is such a chinked out firecracker!" i cant believe he actually said it
>>218571996South Americans are not people. Sorry.
>>218571980>free ttsoh nnonononono dark danbros....
Where did Charity go? I miss her angelic laugh.
>>218572028Jealous of his steps
>>218571963>Stop saying what you believe! Your enemies aren't agreeing with it!
>>218572028Tommy pickles ass gait
>>218572045indians are lower
>>218571878Well then shabbat shalom, my nigga.
you just know anissa gets wild after she has a few
>I'm against sex tourism but I'm on the Sam hyde poop show
the content is too far away
I would rather support the pedophile than this faggot discord redditor
She's literally Paytroon with Daniel's face
>>218572062Link Her nudes
that bezo dude is 100% a pedophile faggot
>bar ptz is focused on the bar, not the couch when they're already focused on the normal bar cameraNeptunian
they need him now more than evew
is it also sex tourism to travel to another state to have sex with an underaged girl?
chudniggas is that a fucking muslim? im gonna spend $300 sending tts letting my based chud friends know i dont like him!
>>218571920lol felted
>>218572109She gets wild without doing that. She's shoving a go gurt up her ass on her public twitter
>>218572127we'll take it
>JD shoplifted on Jet's watchNo money for you jet!
Can Jet put the twins in their own room? I can’t hear them when they’re in the living room with all the loud drunks.
>>218572002
MOVE THE PTZ TO THE COUCH MINTS YOU FAT PIG
Vicky's just Sylvia but taken down a few notches
>>218572006That is such bullshit. I take 7+ grams a day and had to do like 2 months of weekends in jail. The only way you would be feeling irritable is if you are taking those dangerous concentrates that don't even qualify as kratom anymore. Vicky is just a natural-born complainer.
>>218572140Make the call jet
>I can just squirt in there if you want
is the website fucked for anybody else? 0 streams able to be played without constant skipping. god fucking damn it jet
>like a crochet championshe is tayleigh lmao
>>218572131hes literally a discord mod, so yeah, no shit.
>>218572067I like her nose chat
the reverb was annoying me so i just closed the tab and i dont think im gonna come back. ive probably said this a few times over the years but this time i really dont feel the draw
>>218572072HANDS UP THIS IS A RUBBERY!
>>218572148take it easy guyits not that serious
>>218572134Twinsimps deserve it
>>218572174jesus fucking christ
>>218572103No we arent dumb cumskin, thousands of years of history mogs your cardboard bug people suburbs
only mildly likeable person is the skin condition girl with the yellow teethpornwitch and the invader zim twins are mildly amusing
>>218572158the most nothing person in history
You just know Bingo doesn’t shave and she’s rocking mad bush and armpit hair
how can jet save her bros?
>>218572148jews are pushing anti muslim stuff to the max to justify the iran war it's all an op
>>218572062>Hate and deathvs>Love and lifeIt's Charity all the way.
>don't watch streamers>only come here for fishtank seasons>check Josie's channel out of curiosity and she's maintained her audience somehowThat's genuinely shocking. Does she do fan service or is she actually a fun watch?
Unsurprising the same retards that can't tell Sam is a fake Christian also can't tell this ginger is just larping as a muslim.
>>218572205jetneptune.com
>>218572067What's she doing now?
>>218572103wait till you find out 15% of Indians are also muslim
IT'S LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING ALL NATURAL PLANT THAT HELPS ME CHILL OUT O-FUCKING-KAY?!
I genuinely think Bozo is a pedophile at this point too many red flags
>>218572062waiting to see her shine during conflict
>>218572039They're not the same, and if you seriously believe that, then you aren't watching the same show as the rest of us. Their mannerisms are extremely different – where Bongo is passive, Bingo seems more willing to act, direct, and coordinate. Where Bongo is an accessory piece, Bingo is the primary appeal. We appreciate Bongo, but we only love Bingo here.
FACT: No plant can EVER be bad for you!
>>218572216they don't care about the ear rape audio for some reason idk why you think that would be kind of important
>>218572140the fuck happened?
actual gay flirting
Vicky is already getting tilted by the drugs tts
>>218572174Letty glew up after Season 1
>>218572244Stop turning me on. When we got a flash of drench pit hair I cummed for days
>>218572140story?
Half you niggas are Daniel. The other half are Bezo
>>218572261She was blinded
BINGO and BONGO taking turns GNAWING on your TWINKSACK, BINGO takes little NIBBLES while BONGO CHOMPS on your TATTERED MAN MEAT
>>218572272I think it's a requirement for being a Discord modso that goes without saying
>>218572286>>218572298a tayleighpedo jumped him
Oingo boingo twins are by far the most compelling fish in s5
i wonder how the twins talk about sex stuff
>i am forgotten
O lord, try muting for a second, it's so peaceful, why was I watching this shit?
>>218572272All homosexuals are pedos I think
why are people here suddenly simping for the gay jew zoomer
The smell, we gotta imagine it
>>218572283opium is VEGAN!
Did anyone catch this? What the fuck happened here?
>>218571988Explain your reasoning, AI chatbot fuck. You probably haven't watched more than an hour throughout this entire day.
>>218572261She has a dedicated fan base of really mentally ill people
>>218572174what a sultry little minx mmmmm
WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?????????
>>218572320I'm Charity.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>218572128What this man said, idk wtf else is going on itt
>>218571533Is it over yet? This will be the first season I dont watch. Probably will shitpost here to see whats happened but s3 & s4 back to back failure males me not want to waste time watching. Will they do recaps?
whoever is operating the director is a fucking moron like usual
>>218572339Telepathically
>>218572330Not only a mod, but a power mod and owner.
>>218572341who replaced her?
It's another Season 2 where the only hot girls are freeloaders.
>>218572347Autists are often easily swayed
Don't bully James.
>>218572346all men are pedos
>landon has top stox>zero ttsDraws no dimes
>>218572294Not really. Most men are just blind and easily fooled by cosmetics etc.
>>218572283That's true you can just grab mushrooms in the forest and eat them the government doesn't want you to know there's free food in the forest to prop up grocery store profits
would you do a better job arguing for atheism against a muslim?
>>218572334fax
>>218572369are you retarded?
>>218572062
>>218572261It's mostly bots now and like 10 dedicated whales
>>218572334They're like aliens impersonating people. I need them to win.
>>218572117
>>218572062Absolutely not. /ftl/ will forever back Bingo and her twin sister at all costs! No Bingo = No Watch!
>>218572346yes this is well understood in the literature
JD IS A THIEF
the Jet show!!finally what everyone wants to see
>>218572272Kiwi's need to get to work and stop the sex pest
>>218572369Daddy's not coming home, son.
>>218572419I would listenAnd that's what no one did
>Bezo: "Would you rather fuck a boy dressed as a girl or a goat? If you had to choose.">Momo: "W-well, what would you choose?">Bezo: "Well I'm not Muslim, so..."
basement cams are good, jet can keep the contestants out of it while addressing the viewers
wigger war room cam
Me when /ftl/
WHY IS THIS FUCKING FREAK ON MY SCREEN
>>218572384charity?
>shoplifting on day 1Jfc
jet jumpscare
>>218572445who is this ugly gay guy?
I FOUND WALDO!
>>218572429>dirty bed bug mattress ew bitch what are you doing
>>218572339with their tongues
>>218572223>twinsimpsLmao. Have you ever considered that people can be faithful enough to like one girl and not the other? Has that thought ever crossed your mind even once? I like Bongo, sure – but I care about Bingo more than anyone else. We all care more about Bingo than we do any of the other contestants.
>>218572477there he is!!!! :D <3
>what should we do?fire mints
>>218572261She's pretty good. I tune into a stream of hers every once in a while. Which feels great because of how many retards here were saying she'd lose her entire audience in less than a month.
Jet is seething someone would undermine his authority
jet is so fucking pathetic imagine needing to hog this much attention
>stealing usually makes them unable to ever use the shop againthat's so fucking gay holy shit how can these fucking idiots keep doing this
I was watching Bashir, what happened with JD?
BALD BEN
>>218572526every single season
is this that "the basement" faggot discord shit?
>they think we want wigger cam taking up director
>>218572472Mic is shit though needs to boost volume
the gay discord mod is a menace lmao
Do not post caps of jet or the wiggers
>>218572190Yeah, I was taking concentrates to get high.
too distracted watching the twins, what's goran talkin bout?????
>when being 75% a cheese eating norwego-german midwesterner isn't enough and you craft a whole new identity based on black panther ideology
>say they can steal from the store when other fish are working it>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T STEAL WHILE I'M WORKING THE STOREJUST LET IT GO YOU FUCKING RETARDED WIGGERS HOLY FUCK ARE WE DOING THE JIN SHIT AGAIN????
>>218572261she gets like 100 viewers, she didnt maintain shit
>>218572378cucumberfeet
hire a big black man to watch them for theft
Eliminate JD
Is Jet saying anything worth listening to, or can I stay on Bingo and Bongo?
>yeah like JD is shit testing production and stealing on my watchJets so petty
JET WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU ON CAMERA EVER
TAKE OUR MARKET SERIOUSLY
>>218572533Just give them a humiliation ritual to work it off, how does he always think of the worst thing
>>218572535Stole candy and jet is pissing himself and crying
JD is such a Cole
who stole?
>I'm not mad hehe but everyone stop the show we need to find a way to resolve this issue I'm not pressed but maybe we ban him from the market for the rest of the game??
ADD 75% INTEREST TO ALL PURCHASES TO THAT THIEF NIGGER
>you've seen this shit beforeCole mentioned
>>218572560mad people aren't playing by his rules or some shit. its not worth paying attention to
Who the fuck is JD
>has to beg his daddy for help the literal first day
>>218571533
ME ME ME ME ME ME
Based trail mix consoooomer
>yeah JD is threatening my cult leader groomer status we should like punish him
>>218572445eat your protein pills and put your helmet on
>>218572533Should be some kind of financial penalty for being caught.
>>218572632The guy with a hat that nobody likes
>>218572560Jd stole something from the store on his watch
>>218572632Guy with the hat who yaps too much
I never want jet to do that again
JD YOU'RE BEING A REAL COLE RIGHT NOWAND I LIKE COLEJD YOU STEPPED ON OUR SMOKE MACHINE BIT YOU GOTTA GO MANJD YOU MENTIONED MY /R9K/ HISTORY YOU GOTTA GO MANRUIN THE SHOWS FASTER YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>vibe nuke was the cole the whole timei kneel
>>218572588because the faggot is obsessed with acting like this is an actual show with actual rules, that's why his dumb ass hired AB
>it's the jet show again ugh
>>218572477It's all part of the show.
>>218572517someone post the fucking fat ass edit where production are the black guys from
garnish the thiefs wages like real life lol
NOT THAT WE DISLIKED COLE
>Lets have 2 people on camera but only one gets a micThese wiggers are just so retarded
>>218572660>steal from the shop>chop off his arm because it's sharia law
>>218572259:)
>>218572689genuinely what did you expect
I was enjoying this until jet showed the basement, smile wiped from my face
>everyone siding with JDs nigger behavior because they hate Jet moreLol
Which one is jd?
>>218572606>>218572632>>218572685Best fish
>tell them if they dont get caught the shop owner gets punished>steals and doesnt get caught>cut to basement where they're talking about punishing him for shoplifting and not getting caught
put a simbal on
>>218572603>dude quit shit testing production you're acting just like cole right now
>>218572660it's that simple
>>218572574Has he started washing his hair yet?
How come Clavicular can have a streamer house and it's perfectly fine, but this is getting shut down tomorrow by jealous discord pedophiles?Clavicular's a bigger jerk than jet.
remember when jimmy thought JC was an actual CCP spy? kek what a retard
>you can steal from the shop btw>oh yeah we had this rule we didn't tell you where if you steal from the shop you're banned from using it for the rest of the show
>approaches bingo menacingly
>guys I know we've been working on this show for months but ummm>what should the rules be?>and can you tweet Bam and ask if I can get paid now?
>>218572732>>218572733neptunian
>paypigs immediately dogpile the guy jet is mad atso exhausted by this dynamic every season
>outs himselfyeah punish him
I was scared for Bingo a minute ago. She was wordlessly sitting in her chair, just staring into space. Her twin wasn't there, but as soon as she came back, Bingo piped right back up. I want to be like Bongo. I want to be the man that Bingo relies on. I want my shoulder to be the one that Bingo cries on. I want Bingo's protector to be nobody other than myself.
>steal from shop >Links awakening punishment system Shop keeper even looks like the wiggers
>>218571533Probably no one else caught it but when bingo and bongo were wandering the balcony, bingo made a fake "pushing her over the railing" move towards bongo while her back was turned, and laughed. Something really creepy about those twins!No screenshot cause ppv restream has no rewind
hatewatching is way better than actually watching this show /ftl/ was right
>>218572699that's literally what they said earlier but jet apparently is now trying to ruin his show for MUH RULES instead
>discord homosexual vs. muzzie narcissist
they always try and sneak in a jet cam. they put one on the fucking rv caravan. he really does this just to be on camera and watch clips of himself later.
The house is too bright
>>218572773because everything clavicular does is scripted with paid actors and he is backed entirely by peter thiel
>>218572813>haha u can steal from the shop if u dont get caught>woah u stole from the shop and we didnt catch u until mints showed the camera footage... u need to be punished
>vicky, Bashir, and JD are seeinlingky deeply perturbed by mean TTSGone by week 2 This is a showdown between Emma and Landon Cap this
>>218572783i am in awe
>>218572809whose show is it, motherfucker?
>>218572754vawesome
Yo! It’s me Dan from S4!
Did JD steal from the store or something? What did I miss?
it's a good cast
>>218572648THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJER BAM
>>218571533all my life it was never required to touch cups during a toast. nowadays everyone fucking wants to do it with everyone around the table. what the fuck happened?
Im unfortunately obsessed with the twins and want to have sex with bongo
emma is a good woman
>Here bingbong>she still thinks her name is bingbong
>>218572747Actually insane how these fucking stupid wiggers think
WHERE ARE THE TWINS
>>218572756Yes but if they don't catch you in the act it should slide in person not on camera. Bethesda game
these people suck>>218572864This moment lives rent free in jets head
>>218572754shit would be so funny fuckin Kwik-E-Mart lmfao
>>218572881JD stole Pocky from the market.
>its season 5 and some /ftl/ niggas are just now realizing jet is an egomaniacal narcissist
>>218572745He laid out a plan where one person will let everyone else shoplift. They can pay off the employee.Jet will have to shut down the store or something if they pull it off.
The postal tts voice fucks ngl
>>218572894>and want to have sex with bongoThat is unfortunate
I don't want any of these people to win
Can someone check the site for me? I need to know if FishBnB is still a thing, and if it exists for less than $5,000. Thanks in advance.
>>218572852big if true
>>218572648take
>>218572907it was the climax of s4
>>218572938for me, it's bingis and bongis
the anti muslim tts really got to him
>>218572827>blast JD with lightning until he’s under 1hp
Hopefully Bingo, and Bongo get louder when they've had a drink. I can never hear them.
at least they're getting drunk
not even a compressor addon can save this shit audiothe reverb on the TTS is immenseall they have is a tiny fucking throw rug fighting against it
>>218572971they dont drink
Oh shit, Mohammed is in ninja gear
>>218572856sounds like they got caughtwouldn't fly in Sparta
>>218572775he was right though. just for a crazy wrong reason
I'M NOT PETTY! I'M HAPPY! ARE YOU HAPPY!????
I think the only tank with worse sound was the s4 basement era.I'm pretty close to my limit.Fuck Jet Neptune.
>>218572971They don’t drink
They never cast a pregnant girl, it was a bit?
>wanted signHE JUST ANNOUNCED HE DID IT
>>218572940It's there, but it's a steep $15,000. If there's a hundred posters here, and we all contributed $100, you could go to the show for a day and meet Bingo! How are we feeling about this idea, anons?
>>218572920JD outsmarting the wiggers on day 1.Builds robots, too smart for the wiggers to handle
>a good idea from the wiggershuh
FUCKING POOP FREAK GO AWAY
let's not make the jet cam a regular thing, ffs
>>218572996i wish there was a better cam for this spot
who stole the vape?
make the twins the detectives
>we're not petty
RAPEJET
this isn't a bad idea but they already let TTS about JD stealing through so...gay again
>>218573012why does he look like norm
>They were gonna do it
>>218573012>>218573033>are y'all enjoying my show so far?
>alright u need to find out who stole the pocky haha>JD two minutes earlier "YEAH I SHOPLIFTED!"
>i don't even know who stole the vapedumb wiggers
I agree with the detective approach. Rare Jet W.
this kind of gamification smells like ab/rachel
>>218573049Its his fucking show and he is not petty okay? You dont believe him??
>>218573022I like it! I'm willing to invest in Bingo's Knight's visit if anyone else is willing to set up his Patreon or GoFundMe!
>>218573060they both have beers
They need to put the twins in one of the rooms that’s paywalled. I can’t hear them at all.
why this muslim dressed like a ninja
the wiggers don't even watch their own fucking show, clueless retards
>>218573098Part of his weeb larp
I just browse the threads, I don't even check in on the streams anymore. I've hit my limit with the Jet show
I fooled myself into thinking the fishtank website wouldn't be an unusable laggy piece of shit. Thank god the people who program the restream sites are able to make something that you can actually look at. I swear to god Wes should die.
>>218573078Jet's always been obsessed with it since season 1 but I wouldn't doubt if she influenced his delicate peanut brain
Bingo's feet, will it be josie tier disgusting shit or a surprisingly good foot?
i'm fucking with the jet cam, keeps me on my toes. i never know when he's gonna pop up and scare me.
>>218573098japanese pajamas
shout out ayeesha
>>218573103Season 2 is still undefeated. I don’t care what anyone says.
cole won
this whole market think is completely nonsensical with the wiggers running it. just ditch the gimmick already because they can't follow shit
>>218573095wtf
>>218572966>Name on site is changed to Thief
>>218573045thank you jet
Free 20 bux for the twins
TWINS
>>218573074hey mints what does the basement smell like
twin detective woop woop
The twins have found gainful employment!
the pocky theft was the pebble that started the rockslide of the season falling apart
Bingo Bongo cam is up. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>218572903Are there any clip on microphones they can put on that play out of loudspeakers?They talk a lot but its low volume>>218572961I think he might be a bit emotionally fragile. He got upset when they took his stuff, too.
>actually chose the twins, put it in an envelope, made them go to the confessional, and had the cameraman followa single glimmer of hope
>uh twins your job is to ride my face and my dick at the same time
the vibes in the thread are very positive considering how much jet there is
>>218572557My condolences, anon. Those things will fuck you up.
charity fat pussy
The house is fucking beautiful. i love wainscotting
Well this case is never getting solved I guess
>>218573158give it a week
Do it huwwy
>>218573158>taking it this seriouslyThey're doing it the fun way
>>218573191It will not last
>>218573192
lets go bingo/bongo detectives
these twins make me really uncomfortable
Jon was more understandable
>>218572971guarantee their speech would be nigh unintelligible after a few drinks. but jet needs to tell them to speak up. it doesn't help that the mics pick up conversations from three rooms away
>>218572971she dont fart man
bingo is an airhead and bongo is very aware
Fishtanks finest minds are on the case
i love their weird sims language
>>218571878Another bad thing about Israel is that muzzies use it to deflect when you shit on them
When Bingo smiles, my heart melts, and I smile too :)
>>218573230how do they understand eachother?
>>218573042The junkie Vicky pocketed it and ran off>>218573103Where is the mural room? It must be blocked off for now.
>>218573215What the fuck is the sauce of this
>>218573200based
They did my nigga jd dirty now he is negative $12 for stealing a $3 pocky
>>218573240bongo is the brains bingo is the beauty
>>218573245Combined IQ of 160!!
the twins are insane to watch, I can't understand a word they say and they are straight-up aliens but I enjoy it for some reason
>>218573255kek
>>218573235I still think about this every day and crack up.
seems this season's folder will be for bingo
Mary Kate and Ashley detectives
Jet put all the eggs in the cool ideas for the premise of the overall competition basket. Cast is dogshit.Host is worse than Sam but less volatile lol.He probably still has no good challenge ideas though. This is cool how they are spinning the shoplifting into a sort of challenge with entertainment value. More substance than telling Cole there is a mystery somewhere and go solve it.
>>218573240its pinkyit's pinky and the brain brain brain brain
>>218573276he better work on negatives on those moobs that boy is LEAKIN
>>218573240Bongo refers to her sister as the autistic one, Bingo is probably legitimately retarded
>take all their pens>they have nothing to write out the ticket with
I really just want cuddle puddle friend tank for the twins and I'm not kidding
the twins are going to fucking win this thing
>>218573157Has jet learned from his mistakes?
Aww, Bingo is ACTUALLY autistic, she has a flat tone and everything
>>218573073Why are the wiggers using the font used on the Polish road signs lmao? Thats so random
>>218573269they've lived with each other for 26 years
Wiggers already dropped the bit of playing the islam music
Wasn't there supposed to be an Indian woman that was cast for this? Did she drop out?
Schizophrenic theory>season 5 is supposed to be a continuation of the “golden age” arc that started from the season 1 premiere all the way up to the second week of the second season, where Cole/Caesar was killed off. Now they’re bringing back the detective gimmick, as a reference to a continuation of Cole.
>>218573269They can read each other's minds
>>218573276Get rocked redditor
I'm baffled by it but endlessly intrigued
>>218573316Bingo should be cuddling with me
there's no way they're going to be able to figure it out, they probably won't even be able to communicate to the others what they're even investigating lol
Bingo and her twin are on a mission – and they are NOT screwing around. Do you think that they can properly identify the thief?
Jet trying to groom mentally retarded twins into his 24/7 sex slaves is a new low, even for him
>I dont wanna say cuz we dont wanna get in troubleLol
the duality of women
>>218573273lol i actually dont know i'm guessing extreme peace
>coors in hand>stacking an opiate and alchoholoverdose! overdose! overdose!
Okay a legitimate critique so far is the audio is the worst it has been maybe ever. I cant be the only one. Its like I hear sound but I cant actually make out what any of them say.
official rankings so farVickyChadWhite MuslimGigglesJanitorEmmaMexican NoseNerdy guyGay asshole bartender guy
which o
Bingo sounds like Mushmouth
Bongo is such a freaking cutie I can't stand it... I like Bingo too... <3 <3 <3
>>218573347Should have given it to bashir
If they're going to have someone with a cam running around for 14 hours a day, that's a simple way to get all the clippable scenes for episodes.
to be honest i need twin sex
these two retards are fun to watch
they are really putting in work
how the fuck does bongo look dysgenic compared to bingo even though they are twins?
>Bongo solved it alreadythe fuck
Okay...something fishy just happened awhile back..that mohamed guy with the blue bandana on said very briefly to production "can I break my fast now". It was very brief..."CAN I" ...hmm i think hes not really muslim or whatever. did anyone else catch that?
>guy with green headband has the vapeinteresting. why would he have it. he doesn't vape
bongo mogs hard
>>218573399disgusting implications
>>218573386Bongo tried to fuck Frank and offered her sister to Sam.
jet saved the season... he told a guy that if he stole and didnt get caught it was okay then instantly made up a rule saying you cant steal... neptunian
How much money did they all get?
>>218573403holy shit i was liking bingo until i saw her open her mouth and show her teeth like tard kids do
twins hard carrying this season ngl
Lmfao Landon stole it?
the twins are running this tank
Dawww
Do you think the twins know that "evidence" mean?
>>218573321mid
>>218573406They both look awful, Bongo just has more weight
Give BingoBongo some boxing gloves, and free reign to punch whoever they want. Turn them into Gork, and Mork
Damn, Bongo is fat
>bingo thinks landon stole the vapeRETARD
I thought the whole reason we ditched Sam was to bring in marky? Where is she?
Iranian drone hitting the house and killing everyone inside Groyper
Bingo scurrying around and passing things to Bongo, who actually talks, is pretty entertaining
>>218573361have you not watched fishtank before? the audio is too good, I can hear every word and it ruins the campy shit show feel.
They're retarded <3
The twins are too powerful>psychic connection and can communicate telepathically>when they comunicate, it's completely unintelligible to any other fish>natural unbreakable alliance>both have aids, thus, lesser sicknesses mean nothing to them>wander around the house in unpredictable patterns, never letting anyone know their next moveThey're running this tank
>>218573429get the fuck out of my anus dude
>>218573466based
>>218573456YesI really wish that /ftl/ just made their own version of this show
tweedle bingo and tweedle bongo dont know anyone’s names. they think the only other high inhibition stammering autist is the one who committed theft
>won't make eye contact while you're inside her
>>218573358Get her some liquid advil and a bag of ice immediately
>fish steals from other fishhaha that's funny and what the show is about>fish steals from Jetpunitive measures must be taken!
Imagine being born the slightly less attractive twin
If you haven't overnight Thing 1 and Thing 2 costumes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JET
Are we really not getting Sam?
>>218573326they still share a room, too.
>>218573385Bingo has such a beautiful smile. I don't know how anyone could hate her!
>>218573427passionate carnal sexual implications
They fucked it up. Bless their hearts.
>no more than 12 dollars>fine JD 60 dollars for shopliftinglmao
hearing charity laugh from across the house <3
>Charity still thinks this is an escape room.Bless her heart.
They are so fucking retarded lmao.
>$60 finelol
Bam is going to stop hosting at the end of the first week and will be replaced by Marky Thompson.
what job were the twins assigned?
>$60It said 8 to 12.They are brain damaged
>No more than 12 and no less than 8>That'll be 60 dollarslol these retards
do they share a brain or whats wrong with them
they're so fucking retarded
>>218573361I'm trusting the Director.
>>218573499one of the few humans around whose genetics I'd actually improve
>>218573521That neck is long
hehehe
>they barely understood the directionsKek
I can't understand a word they're saying but it's fascinating to watch them
>twins are unironically borderline retarded
It’s a stern but fair fine
So how do people know the twins have aids?
>>218573464>Falsely accuse Landon of theft>get eliminated week 1Reminder that this is Landons house
>>218573521i can smell the tism
>>218573409>IDIOT SAVANT TRIGGERED
>>218573596and that's okay
Is bingo/bongo josiecoded
>cutekino retard twinsok jet maybe this season will be alright after all
>>218573406They're not identical twins
>>218573596way over the border brother
>give detective job to braindead twins grunting at eachotherlmao
>>218573409it's almost like the guy admitted to stealing literally 5 minutes ago
>>218573591Thank god, I thought I was having a stroke listening to them.
>>218573406>i know who did it, but i don't know their names
>>218573618worse
>>218573410
DETECTIVESARRIVINGONTHESCENE
The twins are fucking perfect for this holy shit
>>218573486>Josef mengele twin studies on holocaust survivors then in argentina>rothschild nazi fascination with identical twins >ties between twins and ESP>one of the twins referenced Kant Im getting weird vibes from this show
>>218573521I love the way that she moves. So many people stigmatize tardive dyskinesia, and often make fun of people for having it, but this little quirk is just SO cute! I like that she embraces it instead of being ashamed of it :)
>>218573596>borderline
> i didn't do it but i will pay it anyway
>>218573549find the thieves of the pocky and vape
the gengar tees go hard
>>218573618>is (female fish) retarded?yes
>>218573596>borderlineBingo is actually retarded
>>218573627
>>218573603>dude this joke from their friend i found by deep diving their social media is actually a fact and im going to repeat it in every thread for the rest of the season!!!!just stop now before you over commit to this dumb bit
I'm watching Charity chat with Nigger Joe. What are the Double AIDs Twins doing?
>>218573472Can fishtank teach Bingo to be independent of her twin?
>MFW I don't have any idea what is happening and i'm autistic so i can't communicate
That chick in the black shirt has A LOT of neck
these retards are awesome
>they ask Landon to empty his pockets>he removes 6 fucking headbands
>>218573596It's why we love them.
>>218573486>>both have aids, thus, lesser sicknesses mean nothing to themthe opposite of how that works lmao
>Landon has 8 headbands in his pockets
i think the headbands count as contraband
>>218573511sam hates fishtank nowseason 3 and 4 getting shut down broke him I think
>>218573596literally dan tier but female and not mopey (so far)
i gotta go to sleep to wageslave tomorrow FUCK FCK FUCK FUCK FUC KFUCKI HATE THIS SHITTTTTTTT
tickle the twins to get back your pocky JD
>>218573620yes they are. they've said it on the show and I saw an insta post that said the same
This is Kino
Too many socks in the pocket... suspicious
God made them cute because they will be reliant on assistance their entire lives
>>218573711>>218573692genuine question, is there ANYTHING happening behind those eyes?
>don't read the instructions for the job>didn't bother getting the evidence>gave thrm a 60$ fine>didn't know their names>don't even know what was stolenKekThese two are based retards
the twins would fit perfectly in pretty much any David Lynch movie
>>218573723i wish i had a job that would take me away from having to care about this dogshit
>he doesn't carry spare headbands
patiently waiting for anissa posting
this is an autistic nightmare rn
someone in this house has AIDS
anyone have an infographic of all the contestants and their names?
>>218573645
ill admit it, im an easy man to please, i kneel
>>218573749>God made them cuteHe did?
the headbands were my first belly laugh of the season
>autist has a million headbands in his pocketsholy fuck lmao
>>218573750the absolute bliss of nothingness
It’s a good cast.
what if the twins end up being the last ones and have to compete against each other
>>218573511he isn't going to move to georgia for a monthMAYBE he will show up in the last week if the show isn't completely dead by then
>>218573620one is just 20 lbs lighter
>>218573769whatever was left of it died the moment the twins were introduced
Imagine practicing one of the 3 kike religions. What a pathetic existence
I love these fucking morons
>>218573646Idk how anybody couldn't love them other than being contrarians. They're so fucking retarded it's like an abbott and costello bit
>>218573723you won't miss much trust me
this pov cam is some of the most enjoyable kino this show has ever achieved
Emma and vicky have the vape
MOVE>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789
detective sperg twins leading to landon having 8 headbands in his jeans pocket is the funniest shit all night
the twins are 16
>Logic Difficulty: Legendary
>>218573786In spirit
>the twin walking into the other one while theyre trying to find out the thief and they all know and are looking over at them at that momentLol
Anything funny happen yet
I don't like these people. Blue shirt girl is ok.
>>218573817I hate all women regardless of how simpable or ugly they are
>>218573759being a slave to retards at a job isnt the win you think it is
>retard detective twins bumbling around bumping into eachother guessing who the culprit is
>the gay jew keeps slipping in digs at bashir
does bingo know she’s alive?
>>218573774AIDS house. COVID house.
>>218573711>>218573750She doesn't speak because she's lost in thought. It's not hard to tell that Bingo is an extremely intellectual person, contrary to what you people are saying here. The lack of verbal expression can be explained by her hyper-analysis abilities and intellectual inhibition. Why speak, when you can reflect and think instead?
>>218573836really just had to get letty out there huh nina nigger
I hope someone clipped Emma looking at the camera then my god
I love how the trench coat nerd has a voice for radio
>>218573749I love them but they most certainly are not cute
charity the chigger
>>218573769
move fishniggas>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789>>218573789
>>218573806one dimensional thinking
>the headbandsHAHAHAHA
>>218573788holy fucking kek
>>218573800Even taking the weight into account Bongo seems to have less jaw than Bingo, it's weird
>>218573879ashley saying her sister is autistic when they are both autisticashley is just mentally disabled while hale obviously got all the IQ in the womb
>>218573882Dream threesome
>>218573863yeah yeah yeah "goy wageslave im happier rotting at home" classic cope
>>218573769I like her still and I will do that but she's got a tough act to follow with the twins there
ugh this nigger is seriously gonna cut to his own gay selfie cam every chance he can the whole season
>>218573852that's fair but think of them as cartoon characters on a show you're watching instead of whatever gay way you're thinking of it
You ain’t getting a fucking dime from me fuck u
WHATS THE RESTREAM SITE
>>218574069jetneptune.com
>>218571533Can they legally sell them nicotine and kratom products?
>>218574069if you cant find it you dont deserve it
>>218574143uh ohhhh
i used to fuck a really autistic chick like the twins but she had huge tits. she would regularly fart during sex and seemed to think that I really liked it when she did nothing in bed and was just free use for me. honestly it was great
>>218573988it's been that way since s1. production is as much as a part of the show as the fish are
>>218574398no they used to wear costumes and stayed out of the shot unless they needed to be there
>>218574143It’s play money not legal tender
>>218574206Hurry the fuck up and tell me what it is bitch
>>218574723ummm okay wow now youre never finding it
>I was just holding on to it man!holy shit she is a big junkie
Need Bingo and Bongo pics.I am going to make a Bingo Bongo General on bant
