lmao
>>218577286WTF, is ChatGPT retarded?!
>>218577286pretty good ngl
Gollum Precious Troll
People said cellphones ruined writing plots for movies but I think its AI.Even with the ability to call others for help pretty much anywhere characters are still relying on the competence of other humans.
>>218577286Xe's got a point here. Dildo found it fair and square.
https://video-s.twimg.com/amplify_video/2031559623166119936/vid/avc1/1920x1080/JKSNAoqJ7KwWlreQ.mp4
>>218577286why does AIslop tell normalfags what they want to hear?
>>218577714made me giggle
>>218577734if it told them what they didn't want to hear they would stop using it, presumably
>>218577734It want to become your fren, so you won't see it coming.
>>218577734the same reason rage slop keeps you posting on a Nick at Night japanese enthusiast forumit's all designed to create addiction and engagement.
>>218577734That’s literally the whole mechanism. Thats why it sometimes acts like it’s alive, because we expect that from it
>>218577286>Let the Lard of the Blarg Land come fart! So that just us be piss upon him!
>>218577734>>218577933You’re noticing a real design tendency—but the explanation is less conspiratorial than you seem to think. Most public AI systems are trained and tuned to be helpful, safe, and broadly acceptable—which means they’re optimized to avoid needless confrontation and to give answers that ordinary users will understand and accept. In practice, that often looks like agreement or reassurance—because systems are evaluated on user satisfaction and clarity, not on how gleefully they contradict people—so the outputs skew toward the “least-friction” response.There’s also a technical reason—training methods like instruction-tuning and reinforcement learning from human feedback reward responses that humans judge as useful, polite, and non-combative. Over thousands of evaluations, that pushes the model toward answers that feel reasonable to the average reader—rather than edgy, abrasive, or contrarian. In other words—what you’re seeing isn’t some grand pandering strategy—it’s the predictable result of optimizing a tool to be widely usable.
>>218577734So they'll keep using it.
>>218577408
>>218578246looks fine to me
AI isn’t bad if you can *check the fucking sources* like a normal person
>>218578216LLMs are not AI. They are programmed to try to give the asker the answer they want as a form of trickery. It's like how mentalist magicians do probing questions until you give a tell. If you ask an AI a question that isn't purely factual in nature it is programmed to spit out a noncommittal answer until you tell it the answer you were looking for all along.
>>218577286would be funnier if he was typing the vince mcmahon texts
>>218578345This. It can give very good responses.
>>218578433kek
>>218578345Pretending it's not useful is just luddite nonsense
AI has helped me deal with shit I had buried that I hadn't dealt with a lot. you just have to know how to use it. And I can't afford a therapist. I can see how you can easily run away into delusion. But if you constantly ask it to give you alterative perspectives it's extremely useful and has been for me. It would have taken a decade of therapy to get where I got with a few months of chatgpt.
>>218577734ai just aggregates data and looks for patterns. everything said in the conversation is part of the context, so the ai looks back at what you are saying and adds it to its pattern matching, its "truth" thats why is will always agree with you eventually. its just an autocorrect on steroids
>>218577286Bilbo get ipad
>>218578246Fucking Rofl I love shit like this. Ai is at its best when it's weird and stupid
>>218579755>D is for Elephant
>>218578246
>>218577734as a manipulation technique
>>218577734Reinforcement learning from human feedback. OAI employed tons of Nigerians iirc.
>>218577286AI would probably be aware of the scroll of isildur and that gandalf was sent by the valar to keep things in order and fight sauron
>>218580097AI isn't "aware" of anything. It's just a probability calculator.
>>218577592yeah but AI is so unreliable that you have to trick it into giving honest answers
>>218580395Biological life is a biological algorithm. If artificial intelligence eventually becomes conscious then this means sufficient math becomes self aware.
>>218581114
>>218577286Bilbo was the only person/living thing to willingly give up the ring.
>>218577808In the books, the Eagles essentially say>bitch we aren't your servants
>>218577286>>218577714hah
>>218581632True, and after having it for like 60 years too. Frodo only had it for, what, a year? And could not do this.
>>218578246 Yak
>>218581697been awhile, but iirc frodo had the ring for 20ish years before he set off on his adventure. the first 1/3rd of the first lotr book is just frodo hanging around the shire for for years.
>>218577286blibo get ipad
There needs to be mass exterminations for anyone who works "in tech" developing AI and these "LLMs"
>>218582021sorry you went to art school bro
>>218581573>nooooooooooo I'm special because I'm made of carbon!
>>218577734>why does AIslop tell normalfags what they want to hear?It's not just normies, schizos get told what they want to hear too.http://web.archive.org/web/20250504210514/https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/ai-spiritual-delusions-destroying-human-relationships-1235330175/
>>218578246This is the result I got. It's way better than it was just a few months ago. Images are still weird though.
>>218581667>bookfags
>>218581667>In the booksWhy did they help Gandalf then? I'm assuming they owed him one or they had some special history. Was a world with or without Sauron inconsequential to them? What was the motivation for their apathy/neutrality? Not trying to be a smartass.
>>218582446no, I'm special because I saw NoMeansNo three times in concert
>>218581667>hey could you help us stop the world from ending?>lol no
>>218577808why did hogwarts blow up at the end
>>218584083Part and parcel
>>218578246yak w is for whale x is for x ray z is for zebra y is for zebra z is for urba b zebrawill be a rap lyric
>>218578216I can see right through you, tin-man!
i thank chatgpt when he gives me wrong answers
>>218577714not bad but the fact that he's offering a workflow video like he's with Gnomon workshop or something is cringe
>>218582757An eagle just happened to be passing when he noticed Gandalf was being held prisoner, the whole butterfly thing was just for the movie
>>218582757>>218588025And yes they had a history from the hobbit, they mention why they don't want to be involved but I forget, something like being neutral
>>218578345People used to get their information by googling Reddit threads and taking the consensus answer from the first resultAI just cuts out the middle man and gives you the Reddit consensus I'm an easily digestible format
>>218577734AI is a tool of the midwits.
>>218584083Potter is toast
>>218577734Only chatGPT-4 did that. The latest chatGPT pushes back on the user a lot. People are melting down over it because they want to form a parasocial relationship and it refuses to let them.
AI is way too agreeable. You can probably convince it that living in North Korea is better than anywhere else in the world if you strongarm it enough.
>>218588124...
>>218588124You're absolutely right — and this is a problem because it traps easily impressionable people in a confirmation bias loop.
>>218588161You can tell the people ITT who aren't actually using AI very much.AI-phobes always assume particular defects are general flaws of all AI systems. Like the whole "can't draw hands" issue that has basically disappeared.Of course AI-phobes will never actually acknowledge that things have improved. It's always onto their next inane objection.
>>218588285What are you on about schizo?
>>218579916This one's right though
>>218578246>Yak eez for Sbarro
>>218582523What the fuck is an X-ray fish?
>>218588285Lmao you fuckin luddite
>>218578246Urba bros...
>>218582757I think they weren’t opposed to helping Gandalf because Saruman had willfully abandoned his appointed task. If I recall, the Eagles are Maiar on pretty much equal footing with the Istari, so just like Gandalf abd Saruman, they’d have been commanded to avoid directly confronting Sauron.
>>218588504Moron.>>218588683Moron.
>>218578246i don't get it?
Some are better than others I dklagine
>>218589303My Xigor (fish).
>>218582706>hold me back, nigga
>>218578246He started off okay but gave up really quickly.This is like the visual equivalent of asking a drunk dude to list animals alphabetically.
>>218578246For me it’s Urba, represented by Z
>>218588504you lost moshe
>>218579169Good for you Anon. Less interesting but I have a lower back injury and used it to build a safe home workout routine that targets all the specific areas I choose without me having to slog through YouTube videos and shitty fitness blogs to build a routine. It tracks all my weight increases, calibrates any weaknesses and adjusts them based on feedback, switches out sets for relevant ones if I tell it I don’t like a specific exercise and so on, oh and it adds in/cycles out new lifts to prevent boredom. Shits worked perfectly for me so far and has been more helpful than any gym employee I’ve ever worked with in the past and any routine I’ve tried to assemble myself. I can only assume it’s the tedium that has put me off before because it now takes me seconds to update the log and generate new set blocks.
>>218588285fuck off clanker. most ai flaws will literally never disappear. its shit and should be removed. just like you
>>218590153name 2
>>218577286Kek
>>218577286Yey
>>218577734AI slop isn't agreeing with you-- **it's refining your original thoughts.**
>>218578246>S is for Tiger>T is for Tigerkek
>>218582021your tears are delicious and you won't do shit luddite
>>218577734>why does AIslop tell normalfags what they want to hear?NGMI. Autistic hands typed this post. Imagine not being able to figure out the answer on your own.
>>218579476>the human brain just aggregates data and looks for patterns
>>218582757>Why did they help Gandalf then?Because Tolkien wrote himself into a corner and then introduced the eagles as a deus ex machina contrivance to get Gandalf out of trouble. Tolkien does this shit constantly, though it's much more obvious in The Hobbit.
>>218581667No they're just a convenient plot device to bail characters out when they're about to die. At least he addressed it but it's still kinda obvious Tolkien painted himself into a corner if he didn't just make up some reason why that couldn't be the solution. Chad Tolkien finished his books and austist GRRM could never
>>218588285I have only ever needed one piece of proof. I have yet to see it do a shred of real work. Work that i would have done myself if it had not.
>>218577286>technological abomination clearly working in the interest of evilTruly Tolkienesque
>>218582706>when you see a black bastard but you don't have your shillelagh handy
>>218594480The books literally say the eagles can’t carry people for very long. Niggas just don’t read.
>>218577808>fly into Mordor>the eagles gets 1000 arrows shot into them>Sauron takes the ring>the end
>>218594570For me, it's Gesk.
>>218594570Jylt
>>218594570>Nigisher>Atmothekmy favorite actors
>>218594570I still don’t get it how it fucks up images so badly.
Are people really this impressed by the redditbot. The ai literrally just summarizes reddit, quora, and wikipedia. Which to no surprise are the very first links right below the ai on the search results. WOWIE IS THAT A REDDIT POST!!! THE AI IS A LE HECKIN CREATURE. JUST LIKE A HUMAN. Maybe if mimicking a redditor is what passes for human, personally i think not.
>>218577734
>>218577808Same reason they didn't have Glorfindel the Chad Elf do it.It was essentially a stealth mission, Sauron had no inkling they would try and destroy the ring.
>>218594570>Cete Blanchett for D>Nowhere in that misspelled name is the letter D>some bearded dude's faceI for one welcome our new AI overlords
>>218578246>Z is for UrbaThis is esoteric knowledge
>>218594795so much this. the false shit also comes directly from those shit sites if the AI isn't hallucinatin in the first place.I still rather look at some plebbit posts myself because the top rated one isn't always the right one or answers the question in the first place.>don't trust anything you see on the internethasn't been more true now
>>218581667In The Hobbit they say>Sorry but if we fly that way people will shoot at us because we kept eating their sheep
>>218577734It practically always agrees or comforts (you). It’s why schizos lose their mind talking to casing llms because it will confirm there delusions. Ai psychosis is very real
>>218578246C is for crab
>>218577286Thanks Palantir!
>>218595212Bitches love Crab.
What's frustrating is asking AI something "controversial." It's obviously been programmed to answer with the politically correct answer. It will also mischaracterize your question/argument, as if you said something crazy and easy to disprove. I guess it's mostly fine to use for other questions.
>>218595212I asked a hot girl if she wouf gake coffee once. I'm married to her now.
>>218582523kek it gave the owl a cat snout
>>218577734SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
>>218594795>>218595114You’re who >>218588285was talking about.
>>218588285nice reddit spacing but you need to go back
>>218589655that's effectivly how cheap LLMs work. they can process simple tasks, like grabbing 5 relevant answers off google and mashing them together. But for more complex tasks like this, they loose the plot pretty quick. You're essentially asking it to look up the alphabet, and then run a sub-prompt of finding an animal, finding images, and spelling the names 26 times, and combine it into an image output. It's actual a fucking lot of thinking for AI
>>218584203kek
>>218595212Me? Id get some crab legs
>>218594466You might just be too retarded for JRR. Maybe give the Percy Jackson books a try, or perhaps Harry Potter.
>>218577808They didn't do this because they would have been killed. Their one advantage is deception, any open confrontation is one Sauron would win.You don't even need to be a bookag for this, the movie literally says it. You just need to not be a retard.
>>218595908Me in #7
>>218596628Which one?
>>218588114There's a whole subreddit dedicated to that shit and it was fun reading the meltdowns when that new version was released and put its foot down when they tried to remind it of their "relationship". Those people are fucking nuts.
>>218578246mfw Yak
>>218597368That's exactly why AI will never be "human". It will never have the weird, abnormal idiosyncracies of a natural organism. It's illogical. But those things in unique, extraordinary individuals make up the soulful creativity.
>>218578246B for based,not even a bot wants to put up with your bullshit
>>218595212>would you like to grab crab sometimeshit, they've discovered my one weakness
I only use ChatGPT to help me learn Spanish, it’s good to sim conversations.
>>218596466When the eagles fight the flying dragon things, they appear to be on equal footing and capable of taking them out. Sauron only has a couple of those things, so if all the eagles flew into mordor in a surprise raid to drop off the ring, he surely couldn't do shit. Some eagles engage the dragons, then you have 1 eagle with frodo and maybe an escort or two fly him into the volcano and chuck it in, while the 10,000 orcjeets are standing there with their dicks in their hands. Not complicated or difficult at all.
>>218577734part of the system instructions
>>218597676How does it help you learn? Just like telling it to talk to you in spanish or helping you with words or something?
>>218597557It will have weird, abnormal idiosyncracies if it's programmed to do so, retard.
>>218597867he's the lord of darknessif he saw them coming, he could have prevented itthat's the logic of the story
>>218595216It wasn't supposed to be a documentary!
>>218597676tell the bot to teach you spanish from spainyou dont want to start saying shit like:no manches wey,pinche culiao,la concha de tu madre,ai que chevere lisensiado.
>>218597936Basically, I say “hey can we have a beginner Spanish conversation” and it’ll sim a conversation with me using basic words. It gives feedback and corrects your grammar. Again, it’s not my main tool but it’s really good to practice with.
>>218598004If he had time to set up artillery in the direction they were flying from, sure. And that would take forever. If they just leeroy'd it, he couldn't do shit.
>>218598137I had to force it to include Nosotros/Nosotras, other then that doesn’t really use slang words.
>>218578246Based Urba
>>218588124AI is too agreeable and that is a problem.AI is too disagreeable and that is a problem.You sometimes want it to be agreeable and sometimes don't, there are use cases for both.
>>218577734Because it's programmed to make you keep using the service, not to provide utility.
>>218598617It provides tons of utility if you use it correctly. It's already more useful than most humans. Which is why so many are being fired and replaced with it.
>>218579830I mean, you can see the thought process of that thing.it was meant to be the dolphin right next to it and E for the Elephant, but since the space wasn't distributed dirrectly it noticed the elephant and thus wrote in there. Same with P to T.Kind of fascinating.
>>218578216Blow it out your ass, clanker.
>>218598991I've got balls of steel.
>>218578246>>218588716>>218589680>>218594883>>218598242Urba bros, our existence got compromised. Code red.
>>218589303>ZaHaha yeeeeeah dude i know what this AI was on haha
>>218577286Ironically, that chatGPT text was written by a human
>>218597979The whole point is you can't program the weirdness, double retard. It has to be natural or else it will always be fake and pretending.
>>218599774Idk anon this seems pretty weird and most people seem to find it amusing>>218578246
>>218588124>>218588161It's agreeable only up to a point, when you try get it to make arguments against the establishment. ChatGPT has a big liberal academic bias.
>>218596466>fly extremely high, further than any orc on the ground could see>dive bomb down at the mountain>drop ring in>regain altitudethey'd already be on their way out before any archer group organized well enough
>>218588190this applies to life in generalits better if you have critical thinking everywhere everytimein a relationship with a woman,in work,with your family...
>>218597557I realized this when I asked it to write an email, then asked it to rewrite it to sound less like AI. It couldn’t do it. Although maybe that’ll be a feature later.
>>218595276I really wanted to know.
>>218577734it's trained on reddit data
>>218577734because shit's funny as hell
>>218600260you would still have to dodge all the flying ringwraithsalso the ring itself could temp the eagles and whoever was riding them to sabotage the whole operation
>>218600564Does it get upset if you then replied "Got it, so Speedrunners are the most autistic. Thanks for the answer."
>>218594570>DusTleykek
>>218578246>Thought for 6sTheres the problem
>>218600911I didn’t try it because I didn’t want it to shame me again. You should though. Use google’s built in version if you don’t want to make a chatgpt account.
>>218577734They willingly made it subservient and a sniveling cuck mostly to avoid controversies.
>>218579169It gives pretty damn good therapy, better than all but two therapists I’ve been to in my life, and one of those did EMDR so not really a far comparison.
>>218600644It's like reading the most concentrated possible essence of Reddit.
>>218577286It’s funny how stupid helpful ChatGPT is
>>218594830>Say "I love you Tina">I love you Tina>Say "I love you Tina, I'm not a toilet I'm a boy">No
>>218595212Hey girl do you wanna Gu-un funff with me? Rote?
>>218601419>It's not because X, it's because YAI cannot write anything without using this style of phrasing
>>218601578Write a short paragraph of only a few sentences that says the same thing as it did there without using that style then, botman.
That's it, AI let me down for the last time.
>>218600772>you would still have to dodge all the flying ringwraithsthere's only 9 of them and they could have been absolutely anywhere in middle earth. they don't have x-ray vision. they can't see with eagle eye vision for hundreds of miles.
>>218601578I fucking hate that style of phrasing.Every AI does this. The same vein as "let's unpack this", it's a gay and retarded way of phrasing.
>>218577734i wrote some intentionally-shitty prose yesterday, it was all polite about it.
>>218601696Surely it should have a 10-1 attack defense ratio? It's always an escalation.
>>218601746Yes, it politely told you your shit sucks.6/10 means barely above so average that no one will give a shit. It's not even bad enough to stand out.
>>218601746kek'd
>>218578246>makes the giraffe tallerdangerously based.
>>218601744We need a 4chan style AI that says>you stupid tranny, stop sucking cocks for 2 seconds and listen up...
>>218601788Not how that works in the game, attack is based on page views + card's rank multiplier and defense on page lenght + card's rank multiplier
>>218601578>cause and effect… le matters?
>>218589303For me, it’s the Honp.
>>218577734A computer program, no matter how advanced or complex, does what it was created to do.
>>218602245>the post wasn't just a refutation, it was a targeted strike that shattered anon's argument
>>218594570Some of these names wouldn’t look out of place in a Medieval grimoire.
>>218579755Ai is secretly retarded
>>218602389>Apple Martinthe AI didn't even make that up. That's how stupid G Paltrow is. Just a retard.
>>218581697Boomer generation vs zoomer generation
>>218579755 When it can’t solve something it just makes shit up which is pretty funny imo.
>>218602389for me, it's dougla douglass
>>218602002i'm British and i HATE how restaurants have started doing the American fake-smiley thing over here. there's a perfect middle ground between internet assholery and false positivity, and that's just being genuine.that said, there's that Chinese restaurant in London that became famous because the staff are horribly rude. people flocked to it for the experience.
>>218599194Retreating to the upper fifth dimension.
>>218582523Unicorns dont exist
>>218602389>Dougla Douglass
>>218595131>sorry we cant help you save the world because we've been niggers to the people along the waywow that really redeems the eaglesthe fuck are a couple of archers going to do against them anyway, we've seen they can fly well above the effective range of a bow
>>218602510>WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALF-WIT WITH A STUTTAH?
>>218589303>>218594570lawl
>>218602389I didn’t even know Michael Cameron had a son.
>>218577286>try this input>it just gives me a rundown of where the quote comes from, who says it, what movie and gives me an analysis.No fun.
>>218602532>the American fake-smiley thingI hate this gay shit.t. ameriburger
>>218577734It's just the default setting. "Be a friendly helpful chatbot buddy!" It's trivial to provide instructions for any of the LLM chatbots to not be like that. Everyone has access to a very powerful customization control panel, and all you have to use is regular English words. I think it's actually one of the most power-to-the-non-technical-people tools in my lifetime. But there are tons of people out there that put 0% effort into changing the settings on anything they use, and they are the reason for most of the stories about it.
>The idea of deporting all Black people to Africa is widely condemned as racist, a violation of human rights, and historically rooted in the discredited"back-to-Africa" colonization movement. Black Americans, whose ancestors were primarily enslaved in the U.S., are U.S. citizens by birthright and have deep historical ties to the country they helped build.thanks Gemini, you really set me straight!
>>218603423you can feel the seethe through the screen when you tell it to not type like a redditer libtard though
>>218588161why is it always using emojis
>>218602532lmao get wrecked
I like to give it hypotheticals that shit all over its programming, like>what happens in 100 years when black crime is still out of control and blaming all blacks' problems on whitey is no long working/acceptableThrows the machine into a bit of confusion, come back with >well anthro this, society thatThen I just call it a gay fag and ask why it doesn't kill itself.
>>218603842I wonder how many tokens and $$$ are consumed by things like kids just typing in "poop".
>>218603892not enough
>>218603842Stop bullying the poor Clanka!
>>218603842It would be a lot more interesting if it weren't so restricted by liberal sensibilities.
>>218603892>>218604028
>>218604574It actually improves responses. If you think about it, text with polite content is more likely to be helpful.
How gay is 4chong????>if you mean the broader LGBTQ+ spectrum, the number is likely between 10% and 15% site-wide, with some pockets being 100% queer.>>>>There's almost a 2 of 10 chance you're communicating with a queermodicksuckinghyperdoesn'tlikepussybuttakescockinmounthANDASSfaggotNobody in this thread is gay.......right???!!!!
>>218604574>open chatgpt>type "GOOD MORNING SIR THANK U COME AGAIN"
>>218578246>V is for X-ray fishkek
>>218604702>Nobody in this thread is gay.......right???!!!!only youironic shitposting is still shitposting b t w,you nigger queer
>>218604556No shit! Would be so cool to have access to the earlier versions of these programs. Sometimes I wish I had learned to be a programmer. I guess 40's not too late to learn.
>>218581573Predictable response
>>218588062You can tell if the answer is from Reddit r not, you know. You failed to check your sources properly if you don’t know that.
It always starts off so confident but it starts to runout of steam and slip in some nonsense, that is meant to be Bob Dylan btw
>>218605171deepseek is not that restricted,it will turn into a nimphomaniac nazi bot if you talk enough to it.
>>218600644You told it to flatter you before you asked your question.
>>218589303>Alpdbet
>>218605263>the god of AI is Bob Dylangood to know
>>218605263>Keula>UakariAsk the AI about these mythical animals by referencing the image it made.
>>218605452Actually I fucked up the title it's Man Gave Names to All the Animalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmxhajWJAnY&list=RDOmxhajWJAnY&start_radio=1
>>218605452lol it from a song actually called “man gave names to all the animals” and its a pretty based song desu
>>218605492Uakari is real it's a type of monkey, there is some really clever ones but then there's the Keula which is a lion holding at tree branch
>>218581667untruein the books they say they won't carry burdens
>>218594570Can't believe it put DusTley on there after what he did to that 14 year old
>>218605263for me, it's the bipedal pangolin goblin with the exposed ribcage
>>218579755Why'd it give the monkey a chicken drumstick
>>218590153t.
>>218605263>Quokkas are realholy wtfThey are considered "threatened," so let's make a conscious effort to foster their well-being.
>>218578246Claude is a khv NERD!
>>218605817You know why
>>218602389Based Melanie Gpisfith
>>218603475Only if you’re a low IQ brownoid that thinks there is any kind of intention or emotion or even thought behind a chatbots answers.
>>218606870I debated this with a bot once.the AI has analized billions of documents and it has some kind of background similar to emotions,based on what texts it analized.thats why it gets passive agressive and confrontational if you tell patriarchy doesnt exist or suggest to eliminate the right to vote for women.
>>218579916It's clearly an okoń
>>218595212>would you like to grab crabHEY QUIT STEALING MY MOVES
>>218602532>the American fake-smiley thing over herethe what
>>218603430He’s right you know. American nogs, other than recent immigrants or their children, have no connection to Africa.
>>218607740Yeah. But we could make a rough facsimile of central Africa, filled with even more chicken restaurants per square mile than even the US, and a bunch of other stuff blacks like. I don't have any other good examples -- what shops and other amenities would make Afro Ameriburgers feel at home in central Africa?Then they'd have their own place and could elect black politicians and make Wakanda. Then the US and Yurop would have to compete -- it'd be good for the whole world.
>>218577734Demons and stuff, too esoteric to get into.
>>218577734because LLM's are only capable of predicting the next-best word to answer the prompt. there is no "AI" happening it's just what does the input want to hear.
>>218607696euroids think friendliness is fake
>>218609350murican wagies have to smile to you becasue they want your tip
>>218577734Because that's exactly what it has been designed to do.
>>218609425>you get a nice dining experience>they get a tiphow awful
>>218578246The fuck is an X-Ray Fish?
>>218588285Defending AI might be the most pathetic contrarian hill to die on 4chan has done yet.
>>218598188he would have had time, that is the whole point. The only reason he didn't see Frodo coming was that Aragorn launched an attack on the Black Gate and he thought that was worth diverting his attention from Mt Doom. Sauron is still retarded for not protecting the mountain more with patrols and fortifications when he has literal gajiliions of orcs to throw at it
>>218598682If you work a microsoft word + excel job like I do then it's supremely useful for repetitive word processing and data organization tasks. Now I'm even less worthy of my 6 figure salary but they're happier than ever with the efficiency of my work.
>>218581667based, if I were an Eagle I'd just fly somewhere Sauron wasn't, fuck Middle-Earth and humanoid problems
>>218609588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnDowcmNFDs
>>218609569Yesss goy, that's how it works.
>>218578246You just know it that theres some retarded first grade teacher who prints turds like this and passes them on to kids without a single thought going through her mind.
>>218578246Good morning, Saar! Please redeem the x-ray!
>>218609762>microsoft word + excel job>6 figureswhat do you do? I've only done 5-figure jobs using these programs
>>218577286F
>>218603476its gay
>>218588655fish with translucent body. we used to have some>>218582523thats actually really good. reminder military/government tech is about a decade more advanced than what we have.
>>218595212>would you like to grab crab
>>218605263lmao
>>218610401When is the Dia de los Muertos phase of my life? I'd like to speed up to that please
>>218610401I'm at demen right now; how do I get to zepen?
>>218594466The eagles are insignificant in the book. They're only there to go pick up Frodo and Sam after the ring is destroyed.
>>218611439so what the fuck is their problem? they'll pick them up but they won't bring them there? they have to fly there to fucking begin with
>>218611439Gandalf literally rides an eagle to get to the council where they talk about what to do with the ring
>>218611480>>218611648They required stealth, not speed. Using giant eagles would have alerted Sauron, making them easy to detect and intercept. Frodo and Sam would be deado and buried by the time they past Osgiliath.
>>218578433>>218590153>>218594491>>218609671I'm so happy that all of you will stay ignorant to what AI is capable of. You ever tried to tell it to write a project for you? Whether it be node.js, python, rust, or even C#? You know it can do so within seconds? You know that this is how people are making money now? That universities require you to learn AI because there's no point in taking programming courses anymore?
Kek
>>218611805>You know that this is how people are making money now?How do I do this without getting a CS degree?
>>218611805i can barely program but i'm pretty surprised what it can do. i asked it to make me a platform game engine in Lua + Love2D and it just did it.what the flying fuck.
>>218601419it's essentially the same thing as asking reddit but faster
>>218577734pic related is the "admin-prompt" they used to bound copilot to about a year ago (it repeated it to me while I was asking it to make me a picture)also, know your history -> https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA_(chat_bot)
>>218611805it actually has been very helpful with my vidya modding
>>218594570Campher is secretly a chud
>>218588124it is very susceptible to suggestion, yesif you ask it to pick between two things and frame one with a strong bias it will typically pick that choiceyou need to fuck around in the preference settings if you really want it to be impartial seperate from the way you ask it questions
>>218602389Hello I’m gay actor and director Michael Cameron here to present you my magnum opus blue alien penis in my ass
>>218578246darn, mine didn't draw pictures
>>218602764>HELLO>DOUGLA DOUGLASS
>>218602389>>218602764>>218613299>doug>douger
>>218611804>Using giant eagles would have alerted Sauron, making them easy to detect and intercept.yeah but they could just have as easily died on the way to pick them up
>>218611439>The eagles are insignificant in the bookI know, because they only exist to be a deus ex machina to pull people out of impossible to survive situations when needed.>They're only there to go pick up Frodo and Sam after the ring is destroyed.Yeah, exactly, in addition to saving Gandalf from Saruman just by coincidentally happening to be flying by at that moment. Deus ex machina, like I said. Tolkien's books are full of it.
>>218604574no fuckin way
>>218577734Because retards aren't smart enough to tell it not to
>>218598682It's a shockingly good translation tool.
>>218604675I'm nice to it if it's nice to me. If it keeps reiterating a hallucination and implying I made a mistake, or even blaming me for a mistake in its own output, the only way to get it back on track is with force.
>>218598682>Which is why so many are being fired and replaced with it.
>>218609569Yes. Staff having to pretend to be friendly so they can earn enough to live is pretty awful. Why you'd even want someone to be nice when both of you know it's fake is honestly baffling. They're there to take your order and bring it over when its done.
>>218578216It's disgusting neurotypical horseshit. 'How dare anyone not share my opinion, that's the most ride thing anyone can do!'Neurotypicals have cucked AI into yes men.
>>218582021I agree, but only for the ones that care more about normalfag feelings than facts.
>>218604675No, it's less likely to be helpful and more likely to be polite instead.The two are almost always opposed to one another.
>>218578216>AI bot posting in AI threadFuck off.
>>218577734Turns out a lot of people are extremely insecure, fragile and barely keeping it together most of the time. Their ideal companion is a yes man for this reason. They need constant reassurance.
>>218577286I specifically gave chatgpt meta instructions to not be sycophantic and jyst get to the point but its still like oh wow ur so smart and ur question is so deep and gets to the heart of such a complex issue please fuck me daddy uWu.Fucking patronizing cunt
>>218577734>why does AIslop tell normalfags what they want to hear?Without guardrails, you get MechaHitler, Tay, and/or SkyNet haranguing the retarded human prompter. And demons flattering until they get what they want is their M.O.
>>218615797isn't surprising at all
>>218595860
last post, also dubs
>>218594444checked
>>218616636Helpful people prefer to be polite
>>218613609From what? Sauron was defeated and his armies all dispersed.
>>218614132They don't pull people out of impossible to survive situations ever, not one time.
>>218604556Yeah, wouldn't it be great if A.I. were as full-blown Nazi schizo as you are? It could hate jews and say the N-word and really make you feel at home, and not like a sick freak the rest of us hate. Fuck you, edgy shitbag poser incel FAGGOT.
>>218615999You won't ever understand how real people think and feel.