First official poster for Scary Movie 6.
>>218579734Meh
>a haunted house but with the cast of scary movie 1lmao
What killed the parody genre?
>>218579734I know this movie will bomb hard because of the pronoun joke in the trailer. No i'm not a tranny, I just think it's lame
>>218579734That is scary as fuck
>>218580022Nothing I think we just saw too many of them
>>218580022social media, and according to a video essay Harvey Weinstein
>>218580030Why is it lamer than the other jokes in the trailer? Most of the jokes in parody movies like this are obvious lame old jokes, but this one in particular seems to strike a chord
>>218580022Comedies are dead because of the global market.It's extremely difficult to translate jokes to whatever Middle East language or Asian gobbledy-gook.It's easier to translate a generic action or horror movie.
>>218580022parody is destructiveextended parody is beating a dead horse
>>218579734Is that supposed to be the witch from Weapons? Maybe I'm out of the loop, but was the movie big enough to be the poster parody for this?
>>218580022those fuckers that made epic movie and meet the spartans
>>218580022Had to wait for more horror movies to be made and more importantly, become iconic enough that everyone to get the jokes.They made 5 of these in 13 years and burnt through every famous horror flick.
>>218580363Scary Movie was never just about going after the big dogs, it was also about shitting on the low hanging fruit as well
>>218580363the actress literally just won the oscar for that role
>>218580363Good instincts, kid. Poster doesn't feel "official". And there's a hundred better ways to promote it. It's probably fan made otherwise they're already in trouble, I agree.
>>218580363She just became one of the only horror performances to win an Oscar.
>>218579734Looking forward to this, Naked Gun was kino
>>218580363Probably since every one close to my age won't stop praising it. This movie is banking on the GEN Z WILL CANCEL US LMAO market and it will bomb.
>>218579974Is this a condemnation of the quality, or is there something about the style of A Haunted House that lines up with the trailer? I've never seen it, just the Scary Movie movies.>>218580363Yes and yes. Weapons was a huge success, they just parodied it at the Oscars, too.
>>218580240The 2000's lowbrow parody comedies were very popular in latin america actually.
>>218580277sometimes you just gotta... beat it... just beat it.
>>218580030It will bomb because the joke didn't go too far. It's barely even a joke, it's just mentioning that pronouns exist. It's not some over the top joke making fun of pronouns. It's just what already happens. There have been countless cases where someone gets killed or injured and the number one concern for people is the ''wrong'' pronoun used. It could as well be a PSA about pronouns saying it's not ok to ''misgender'' even if someone is being stabbed.The joke boils down to ''teehee, oh no we didn't! we mentioned the woke stuff and said nothing about it!''Same with the republican and all white people are racist joke. Just mention it and then move on without making a real offensive joke.
>>218580022Trump turned real life into a parody.
>>218580363Shills are attacking your ass because le Oscars. But you know how many people watched any of the Oscar noms this year? Slim to none. All box office flops turned streaming darlings. Stay strong because the white knights are circling the wagons around their pet blacks.
>>218580491Did the woman that fucked that fish or the fish from Shape Of Water win one?
>>218580553Old Matt and Trey would've hated the most recent season.
>>218580240Browns are entertained by jangling keys so the incentives to make good movies are less
>>218580619She got a nomination, but she didn't win.
>>218580022real life became satire
>>218580022There are no movies worth watching let alone parodying.
>>218580022The disaffected centrist satire of the 00s created the safe spaces and edgelords of the 10s which created the sociopolitical wasteland that's too silly to parodise of the 20s
>>218580626Wasn't there some Japanese R or X rated parody where a ninja magic guy ejaculates like that and sends a girl flying through the woods? I remember getting the clip off Kazaa.
>>218580655>trash comedies>"good movies"A toddler understands parody movies, dumbass
>>218580022they got very lazy before they died off. the meet the spartans/date movie guys were the worst of the lot but after a while even scary movie lost its identity and half the time was so scattershot in its approach it wasn't even spoofing horror films.
>>218580626>starts turning into a skeleton
>>2185806262000s Anna Faris would make me cum like that too
>>218580963>meet the spartansthis one is crazy they were minmaxxing the amount of outdated jokes they could get.
>>218580526The director of AHH is the one doing this.
>>218580240Comedy is dead because real life became funnier and more retarded then anything anyone in hollywood can come up with
Sashimiiiii~
Tom, I'll need a ride home
im gonna go see it. i dont think ive seen a single one of the movies its going to parody.
>>218580022>What killed the parody genre?Two things. #1 was the movies doing lots of non-horror references by movie 3. #2 was the split up of the Wayons Bros from the other producers which then had competing low level crass shit at the same time. Like Date Movie or Superhero Movie and the greatest offering still being Not Another Teen Movie with Chris... Pratt? Umm.. Hemsworth... the Cap fellow... EVANS! Peter Evans.
>>218580022Monoculture dying. Without shared experiences like everyone seeing some shitty movie, parody means less. Also a some of them kind of sucked and were rushed out when all they had to work with was the trailers.
>>218580526Marlon Wayans has made slop for years that no one besides black people cared about, and he is just using the IP to make the same garbage
>>218580022it was pretty funny
>>218580022They became done to death. Scary Movie was successful then it became a formula they could milk, "Whatever" Movie, anyone with half a brain got wise to it and only complete dummies would still pay for them, so it became diminishing returns. The best parody movies predate Scary Movie. Naked Gun, Airplane, etc.
>>218579734Scary movie 3 was the best one. Who cares about the wayans?
>>218580626kino
>>218580363People hype mid movies now because mid is the new good.
>>218580022Unironically when they began to parody the parodies. Its why Austin Powers 3 doesnt work as well as the first two.
>>218582744yeah scary movie 3 clears
>>218580022Wokeness.
>>218580467And that is supposed to elevate them from "literally who" status?
>>218581556wut is this?
>>218579734>>218580022Graphic hardcore porn and narco execution videos can’t even compete with Scary Movie 6. This movie will affect the midterm elections.
>>218580022It was a product of it's time
>>218580363It was the fourth highest grossing horror film of 2025.
>>218583599the milking machines they used on ICE detainees… tragic
>>218580022Lack of movies worth parodyingTen years of those knockoff parody movies; date movie, epic movie, etc...Internet platforms like youtube allowing people to make their own spoof skits and share them
>>218583691Drumpftler must be stopped.
>>218583621>Offended Gen ZDon't they get offended by sex scenes? The bar is low.
>>218583676Is that a good or bad thing, considering no one watches movies? Which is why no one here on a /tv/ board even gets the reference. Believe it or not, a million people being into something is basically being irrelevant.
>>218580022Flooded market of really shitty ones that would get churned out in months. The early 2000s was drowing in the shit and while they're all forgotten now, they were just everywhere at the time. All of them also had "movie" in the title because of Scary Movie and always used big red text for the title.Of note too is that YouTube started taking off in the mid 2000s and watching parodies on that were both free and also funnier in most cases.https://www.imdb.com/list/ls597888574/Here's an IMDB list and it doesn't even have all of them.
>>218580626I remember frame by frame pausing that scene on DVD just to see her bare ass kek.
>>218584002There's a new theatrical horror release at least every other week so that's pretty good, and absolutely everyone here got the reference except you.
>>218584002We're talkin about a movie parodying other movies. Let's look at the top 3 to evaluate what their options were. Number one is Sinners, which I haven't seen, I think it's about gay niggers? What even is the iconic horror villain there? Is it one of those "racism is the real horror" movies? Number two and three are The Conjuring Last Rites and Final Destination Bloodlines, which are very late installments in franchises that are 10+ years old. Like it or not, Weapons was an original idea and Gladys is the closest thing to a horror icon we have in 2025. I'm not going to argue it's Ghostface level or anything close, but it's what they're working with.
>>218580022the kike duo that made epic movie were on retainer to shit out some low effort trash every six months that just parodied the latest films and pop culture moments in recent memory. people wised up to the scam pretty quickly and diminishing box office returns got them moved to writing kids movies or some shit. no one else bothered to approach the genre afterwards because the gamble of audiences showing up wasn't worth the risk. seeing as how the new naked gun flopped almost twenty years later, it was probably a good call.
>>218580240Yeah, bro. Comedies only got released in America until 2010 and then comedy films died because they couldn’t translate the jokes
>>218584304Epic Movie really did poison the well. It did seem to die with that low effort shit.
>>218580022it's as simple as over saturation and internet memes, people forget for every decent parody movie there was 5 Epic Movies or Starving Games, also its hard to make a worthwhile parody of a movie when the internet jokes about within open week, they can still save it but broader genre parody is the only way to go
It's gonna make a lot of money.
>>218584436China and India changed things now that they've got a growing middle class. If you don't bring your movie to Asia you're leaving a ton of money off the table, and the shareholders will not be happy with you refusing to chase that money.
>>218580626Is this the biggest cumshot in film history? Besides the one in the 41 year old virgin parody scene.This scene was always the one i remembered the most, i doubt they are going to do something similar in the new one.
>>218580960And yet most jeets and Mexicans dont
>>218580491It was strange that both actress Oscars went to women who played as witches.
>>218580022The times,back in the early to mid 2000s parady movies were funny because they were creative and based on better movies,but the times decided these movie don't resonate with a modern audience because good movies are hard to come by
>>218580491>one of the onlyGRATS ON THE OSCAAR
>>218584438disaster movie was the killshot
>>218583621So naked women?
>>218583999They lost their minds over a they them joke
>>218586487If it manages to get the movie some press and popularity, it might actually cause more of that to appear in things kek.
>>218586238It's been long enough that I'm probably combining the two in my mind anyway
>>218581039She’s aged well, and you know she’ll still make all those cute goofy faces.I’m kinda stoked
>>218586799>shill faggotif she's still so hot why did Pratt dump her and the retard? Because Jesus told him to.When's the last time you actually laughed at Anna Faris? 20 years ago.
>>218580491Holy shit ain’t she the wife from Field of Dreams? Didn’t realize she was that hideous witch character from Weapons
>>218586846Buzzkill
>>218586799Crisp Rat was a idiot
>>218587258Dude is both a Schwarzenegger and a Kennedy now, he traded up ridiculously savagely
>>218580022the world already a parody and it's hard to top
>>218586487they did not, they just called it 5 years too late, which it is.its not even a joke, the entire punchline is literally just "pronouns". thats peak boomer "humor"
>>218587475The Wayans are in their 50s. Keenan Ivory Wayans is nearly 70.
>>218580022Parody requires deep affection for the subject. (((Modern writers))) are driven by contempt and spite towards both art and viewers
>>218587424Wow what a completely original opinion you dumb fuck lmao
>>218587475Lil zoom zoom getting triggered? Ok wokeflake
>>218579734This is the first movie im excited about in years. I hope its good.
>>218586601It won't because the only attention its getting is as a joke so played out the daily wire did a movie beating it to death 5 years ago
>>218579734>June 5Damn, they really think this is going to be a summer blockbuster?
>>218587424Sar is we have ceo present
>>218587138>BuzzkillMe?There's an anon samefagging in here pretending that YouTube ate the Wayan Bros lunch. That the zoomie generation wants their comedy immediately and done by AI.I say casting hot sluts and actual sketch comedy actors makes kino. And I love fake tits. And I love how it gave poor Cindy a inferiority complex that she went and got fake stiff tits irl.
>>218587628The Wayans family have been pretty fucking funny over the course of In Living Color and like 50 good parody movies.Critics hate comedies so they were never appreciated I think there’s like 9 of them
>>218580022Donald Trump
>>218587659do you think they have high expectations? Because youtube channels that reupload clips from scary movie get at least 100k views or more in days
>>218587659Summer movies are also just an ideal time for releasing dumb fun shit, with Halloween being the second best time. It's a little odd they didn't pick October honestly, it would probably do pretty well.
>>218587760They are hotter than Shannon Elizabeth imo
>>218580022Life became a parody. For movies specifically, media is now dumber than what parody movies could've predicted 25 years ago. Just look at what's winning Oscars now.
>>218579734>Holy shit! Is that niggers doing a mindless parody, chewing the scenery and butchering every would-be joke? I'll take five tickets!Do Americans really?
>>218580022Replacing most of slapstick gags with reference humor without the humor.
>>218580022Lack of quality and the movies became less about parody and more about just having references
>>218582945That, and thanks to the internet a lot of the jokes that would've been fresh to a lot of people were jokes that spread online much faster thus dating the same or similar jokes in the movies. It's why the jewberg and jewberg [whatever] Movies have no staying power whatsoever outside of everyone remembering how terrible they were. If they had come out in the early 2000s they would've been seen in much the same light as Leslie Nielsen's weaker 90s offerings instead of how they're currently seen.
>>218588289I'm not sure people even remember the bad Nielsen movies or know they exist, I didn't even know shit like Spy Hard or 2001 Space Travesty existed until a few years ago.
>>218583427are you retarded
>>218580022>What killed the parody genre?It died with him.
>>218580363>Maybe I'm out of the loopclearly out of the loop
>>218580363People don't even remember the witch, everyone just knows the poster where it has the kids doing a Naruto run into the distance.
>>218580022Woke shit. Liberals hate things that are cool and fun so comedy had to go.
>>218583599It's covid lunacy.>>218585204Freddy Got Fingered has the elephant bit.
>>218588145I'd be very surprised if they sell tickets outside of America.
>>218588415Scary Movie was pretty big internationally in its time, so it will have some lasting power with people that remember when it was good.
>>218580022Unironically Jews. Those two kikes that shat out the ‘X Movie’ series every few months.
>>218588324>I'm not sure people even remember the bad Nielsen movies or know they existAs an oldfag, I remember enjoying them when I was younger, but revisiting them when I'm older I can see a lot of what killed the parody genre in the 2000s, because Spy Hard, Mr Magoo, and Wrongfully Accused (arguably the best of his 90s offerings) all had the same problems everyone accuses the Seltzerberg movies of having: shallow parodies and references.
>>218580626I saw this in theater, everyone died laughing.Negros were slapping knees and screaming>ahh that nigga sucked dry>he liked dat shit>ahhhhhh
>>218588250
>>218583599
>>218588415American cinema still has a bit of flexing power, especially when Art the clown show up. People love Terrifierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGxve0j7h6g
>>218579734hope there's a new whazzzzup thing. I dunno
>>218580022
>>218580626jealous of the concept of this cooming.... it isn't possible but would be amazing
>>218580619Shape of Water is not a horror movie
>>218580363It was big among horror movie fansIf you're watching Scary Movie it's assumed you're already familiar with the horror movies that come out every year
>>218580022Oversaturation and social media taking over everyone's life. Seeing someone parody Shrek in a movie isn't that special when you've seen it on Twitter 50 times.
>>218580363Immediately recognized what it was supposed to be only having seen weapons once, so did you so not even sure what you are trying to be a bitch about
>>218580022Whatever it was I hope I get to shake its hand one day
>>218581556>grim. I member the real campsYet no one’s made a comedy film about the clownworld covid era. The closest we got was Eddington which was as bleak, confusing and depressing as that era.Fuck it was dark back then but enlightening.
>>218583764this
>>218589269Me too nigga
>>218589343RIP Queenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXnhGmyVnM0
>>218579734They were quick off the mark with that, considering Conan Obrian only made up that character last night.
>>218580022Memes
>>218589343Thinking about her these days>Was she a diasporoid or pro-regime?Either would be hilarious TBdesu
>>218588336>Jew
>>218589399 Checked
>>218589551>38-39 when she attempted to shoot up the YT HQDeyamn...
>>218589343>>218589551Always thought she was cute in a weird way
>>218580022Wokeness killing comedy in general.Also nepobabies getting their slop produced over and over instead of actual comedians.
>>218589618Yeah.
>>218580022THE ICE AGE!
>>218579734The only good ones were the Wayan brothers ones>>218580022Woke, you can't make jokes anymore because you can hurt the fee-fees of some retard
>>218580022THE ICE AGE
>>218588250I blame Seth MacFarlane not dying on 9/11. If only I had a time machine...
>>218589708Damn. Should have refreshed first.Well, after all, it was you and me.
>>218588897>sex and fish>not horrific
>>218580022comedy films in general nose dived after the 2010's. its all just literally unfunny seth rogan films Will ferrell is a faggy twat nowadays, but at least he was doing a good job doing comedy films in the 2000's replacing Jim Carrey in the 90's. we had it so good. now they are both unsufferable cunts.its true the ones that are the happiest tend to be the biggest depressed cunts in real life.
>>218580022Real life became a parody of itself
>>218588721This is reality all right, but I can't imagine hell being any worse.
>>218579734No mainstream culture for people to parody
>>218590125Great minds think alike :^)
>>218580022Jason Friedberg and Jason Seltzer.
>>218590174>Will ferrellImagine there's no humor.It isn't hard to do.
>>218590253im sorry, did i offend all of 10 seth rogan fans? *ugly laughs*
>>218589708>>218590067BASED
>>218590271Naw. I dislike Rogen even more. At least I used to like Will Ferrell.
>>218580022Not Another Teen Movie was so good than nothing ever came close to it
>>218590499Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up on parody movies.
>>218590271To be fair Seth Rogan is starting to go the Bobby Fischer route and should be supported.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-tJP4Bq-DvQ>I’m afraid of jews
>>218580022DE ICE AGE
>>218580626Kino
>>218580030>>218580580
>>218590527
>>218590499Underrated kino, and I hate that it gets lumped in with the jewberg and jewbery """parody""" movies.
>>218590499Based
>>218590526Chill out anon, cool it with the antisemitism
>>218580626This scene confused me as a kid.Now I realize it's the most realistic scene in the movie.
>>218579734it's over
>>218590526Rest assured this is the third time we have made this joke and we have become exceedingly efficent at it.
>>218580626The original Spider-man with the organic web shooters sure beats the new films.
>>218590527>>218590590Anna is a cutieSimple as
>>218590718Kino
>>218589045Honestly, I made that post and fell asleep, wasn't even trying to bitch or farm (you)>>218589006I could honestly see a lot of (black) people go "Gladys? Oh yeah thats that Tyler Perry character!" who are also Scary Movie's target audience.
>>218580022>What killed the parody genre?I think the modern population and movie productions are literally too retarded to make anything decentAll these low brow comedies from the early 2000s seem like masterpieces compared to the utter shit released these days
>>218590098I wonder if we'd have King of the hill clones if Family Guy stayed dead early on.
>>218580022There aren't any interesting new IPs releasing on a big budget so any parody movie nowadays would just be doing the same capeshit shtick over and over
>>218580022SNL
Not trying to dikride but the only modern comedian I like is Ryan Long, he’s pretty fucking funny saw him live once cuz I support real life.Sam Tripoli’s pretty good too, his set was also dope but Ryan talked to me after the show and Sam ignored me because I was (quietly) drunk and he’s a 12 stepper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OnLgSwVc4
>>218590873Sexy hag!!
>>218580022Literally-whos on YouTube and Newgrounds have been better at it than Hollywood for a long time.
>>218592530her mouth open awaiting cock I presume?
>>218585435Witches are one of the few starring roles left for older women, and big awards like the Oscars tend to favor veteran actors over young ones.
what does /tv/ think about scary movie 6?to me the trailer looked awful. and i'm skeptical of the wayan brothers. the first movie was great but the 2nd was mid and surpassed by the 3rd and 4th ones, which they weren't involved with.
>>218596263I don't watch trailers.
>>218580022Reality catching up to it.
>>218580030faggot ass tranny
>>218580491i saw that movie and nothing about it approached "oscar"what the fuck is going on in hollywood right now
>>218600664"tom i'll need a ride home" is possibly the funniest scene in comedy
>>218580022we watched cause anna faris perky tits, now there all flabby and gross, got them orangutan titties n shiethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX4wUkD4eig
>>218580240Which is why 'Mr. Bean' is perfect. It's retard humor and contains minimal language
>>218601929>she broke her wiener?
>>218580580I'm old enough to have been stoned with my friends watching the first Scary Movie. The trailers didn't show any of the big/offensive/gross-out jokes. I'll remain cautiously optimistic.
>>218580626HOOO-LYYYY SHHHITTTT
>>218584295Surely Art The Clown is more iconic than Gladys?
haha movies r so funi movies r so fun i like movies
>>218605334All three Terrifier movies combined made less than half of what Weapons did.
>>218579974So scary movie 2?
>>218586846If my wife birthed a retard I'd think about divorce
>>218579734I didn't watch that Conan O'Brien jew thing or most of the other horror movies they would parody.
>>218580022The movies just became worse and worse and people lost interest. That's pretty much it, nothing really tops the first few scary movie movies.
>>218586846Didn't she flip out on him because he started getting major roles and she was just a B+ movie actor?The retard baby just sealed the deal.
>>218580363it was going to be nominated for the oscars if sinners wasn’t the same studio
>>218606208whatever you do, don’t confirm anything before throwing it out there. the world needs more imbeciles.
