Junkie edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Vicky Crashed out-- James Drake is himothy-- Bingo Bongo-- Emma did nothing but we still love her!-- Michael >What is Fishtank?A 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos>>218585216
Trixie mogs
Put a tay on
Vicky and Frank Hassle are going to bond over their gas station Kratom addictions
charity late night adventures
Slit thing 1 and thing 2s throats
SLUUUUURRRRRPPPPPP
Graceful Russian Ballerina and her conjoined goblin twin
We WILL be tuning into all of their streams after the season
Oops I fucked up it's #46
HE'S HIMOTHY
No more Sam Hyde. It's a shame I'm gonna miss markyposting
this is why she's fat btw
Whats up with all the woke browns hating on sam hyde and sucking jet's cock?He's literally anti-jews while you fags prop the gay jew discord mod
>[catchy banjo music humming in the background]
like always the fish in the cast that are necessary to make the bores interesting will be targeted first
It's okay for Charity to be fat, it suits her personality, it'd be weird if she was skinny walking around the way she does.
i missed most of today after they turned tts on. charity seemed kinda shocked by the bad words, has she adjusted?
>>218587003she's so me
I hope they don't mistake me refusing to view this season as being because of Bam replacing Sam.I'm not viewing it because I'm genuinely just very done with Fishtank. I fucking hate Jet Nepstein and his /r9k/ beta faggot raping and grooming ways and Fishtank sucks.
>>218587004It's a Jetcuck show now
the bingler and the bongler
>>218586999>CHECK THE DIGITS
huh
>>218586997clairebears ww@?
>>218586981damn charity lookin extremely fuckable in this silhouette
He played fishtank on his phone at the applebees dinner he had with his dad and stepmom
SHE'S SUCKING HER GODDAMN THUMB
>seething about charity Hahahahahahaha
>>218587003Late night snackles with Cackles
>>218586955Goyslop
Imagine a Josie Bingo bongo collab holy shit content
is he going to find a way take a percentage of everyones earnings
>>218587028in 2024
Jet, if you have any balls, you will return CryoKING to the tank and set him up with the twins.
>>218587021what's he in for?
>>218587028hell
Why does FT.RIP have only six cams available? Is my browser fucked?
I just hope that Bingo has a wonderful night. I'm turning in now, but I'm worried that my computer might automatically trigger sleep mode, and kill the feed: or even possibly, I might lose connection throughout the night, and my computer won't re-establish connection without manual intervention. I've had this issue before.While I still have her on my TV, I'll be sure to think deeply about her, and the potential experiences that we might one day share with one another. I'll drift into a blissful sleep, only to be left with passionate and fulfilling dreams of Bingo. Good night, friends. Keep an eye on her tomorrow morning!
>>218587017sameBam is cool but Jet ruins everything
>>218587004jet can die in a tire fire, but im not about to defend sam either
>>218586955OH HEY SORRY WERE YOU TRYING TO SLEEP? YEAH DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU TRY TO SLEEP AN ITS LIKE TOO QUIET? TEEHEEHEE CAN I FUCKING SPRAY THE FUCKING WATER SUPER LOUD FOR NO REASON? YEAH OH HEY IM GONNA GO COOK AN ENTIRE FUCKING MEAL AND SLAM EVERY FUCKING CABINENT DOOR AND TURN ON THE ENTIRE LIGHTS BECAUSE I CANT SEE A FUCKING MICROWAVE BUTTON
The general store should play Mojave Radio royalty free muzak
>>218587017... and yet you're here
>jet admits the reason Bezo is protected from TTS is because hes a FTL head moderatorlmao
>>218587051yeah
>>218587028she deserves more respect
>>218587033That is soo hot
>>218587051Zoom out, the page is kinda retarded
>>218587051There should be 6 under the video and like 13 to the right of it.
>>218587048Nobody wants that
>>218587053i really really really really really hope your house burns down while you are asleep but you have enough windows open that it is the fire that kills you and not the smoke
>>218587049being too based
Blow the brains out of every twin simp NIGGER and society will be all the better for it
>>218586955Neptunian
cuddling emma
>>218587004so true, wn2b crying over charlie kirk and chudding out and killing the vibe
>>218587051>720p self reportIt's time to upgrade, man. Many modern websites don't support proper scaling for resolutions below 1080p. Just zoom out for now.
I have to go to work the fomo is going to be bad
>>218587086nice one
>>218587086He was in the fishtank all along
>>218587067
alpine dildo gn
If Jet were smart he would let Vicky have enough money for a vape if she did something really fucked up to the other fish as a job and make them hate her more.
what is this Pilipina hog doing roaming around the house at night like a ghost
>>218587080What is she dreaming of?
>>218586955>2 hours later jet reaction>yeah this is the best day of my life, that one guy is a good guyidk if they even really got swatted or whathow much chris points for eating a whole ass meal in 30 seconds?
Bingo and Bongo would have been a hit on the Howard Stern show back in the day
orbs in the dining room
Kill every twin simp NIGGER if you recognize them on the streets. Make twin simp NIGGERS afraid to voice their opinions then hunt them down via PALANTIR and NUKE THEIR HOUSES
>>218587053gn and take care anon. have sweet dreams about bingo. dont worry about anything happening to her tho its day one and she is safe
>>218587026>>218587033>>218587080Bongominded
>alright Vicky you can have a vape, but only if you smear all the pages in Muhammeds book with shit
Classic has more camera options
>>218587071This worked, thank you.
Fuck man…. Was it about great handsome tall white chads like Luke, Cole, and Drake that make me self insert so hard as them in the house despite not being white?
She's kinda cute bros.
ahhh
>>218586955>himothyzoomslop
if you had to name something she did today what would it be?
>>218587053Gn bingo chad
>>218587121everyone wants to be a white chad, just look at anime and manga
love only working on the weekends at my cushy security job, now i have the rest of the week to enjoy goranslop yaaay!!!!
>>218587112>NUKE THEIR HOUSESSounds a bit dangerous.
>>218587089>NOOO YOU MUST CELEBRATE THE DEATH OF A MAN BY A TRANNY FOR SPEAKING HIS VOICE LIKE BARBARIC AFRICANgo be a faggot on your discord bezo
>>218587126
>>218587126Who is that?
>>218587121>Cole>Handsome
>>218587126she sat and got called a "sleeper pick" by Ben
>>218587116time to put bashir's Quran in the washing machine
>>218587060guy who posts in all caps
>>218587124anyways
>>218587100That what I'm saying. They need to give Vicky the Rachel treatment. Literally constantly ask her if she needs anything and kiss her feet. Then, take it all away again. She'll be hated even more.
>>218587126Uuuuuh I guess the sharp fart thing
>>218587121Major Cole sneak
>>218587051bro just pay the 10 dollars, the low bitrate is 100x better than the 2 options on that site, the low one looks like crap. also the membership will literally go until April 15th also LOOK WHOS UP oh you were trying to sleep and glance over an see me staring at you? TEEHEEHEEE DONT YOU HATE WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SLEEP AN YOU GLANCE OVER AND SEE SOMEONE JUST STARING AT YOU? HEHHEHHEHEE OH NOW THAT YOU'RE UP LET ME START ASKING YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AGAIN
>>218587137tittilating.
>>218587135No need to celebrate, just don't cry like a bitch
>>218587121Hi Cole!
Post neptunian shots
>>218587126laid the groundwork for oliver sleep watch 2.0
>>218587028>letty does s5 stream>no coolclods streamshe betrayed us...>>218587126make content
>>218587126she was a 5 amongst 2s
Rachel was so fat that even her sleeping was content because she was shaking and almost dying every night
>>218587167
>>218587155
someone will need to tts emma in the black mans voice that she needs to wear something sexy if she wants her stox to go up
>>218587161you are crying like a bitch because people don't condone it you troon
>>218587169>WE WUZ IN THE FUCKING GLASSROOM CHIGGA
>no fresh air
>>218587104its got to be good right? jet said so
I am here to craft the narrative.
>>218587183fish like emma dont need to do anything for a respectable 4th place
They're calling them Bingo and Bongo
>>218587121*Luke, Brian and Drakeftfyno CVCKSULS included
Puzzle status?
>>218587126sat on the bar stool like a total retard
Mass casualty truck bomb explosive set off in front of S5 house Groyper
>>2185871890% nicotine btw
How is Vicky more delusional than Rachel?
>>218587198yeah i got her 3 or 4, definitely lasting till the last day
strange they're having snake activity in the house
Bingo Bongo>>>>>>>>Josie sorry
>>218587196>The NarrativeThe Time of the Market is Over, now it is time for the KITCHZONE.
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
OMFG SHES ALMOST ABOUT TO SHUT THE FUCK AND SLEEPDAILY REMINDER THE MECCA CALL IS GOING OFF IN LESS THAN 2 HOURSIMAGINE IF FAT FUCKING BITCH SNORES HOLY SHIT THAT WOULD BE PERFECT
>>218587216HELLHOUSE
>>218587218Because Rachel had self-awareness. It's really not that difficult anon.
>>218587225
>>218587003She would suck your dick for 40$ with fo Arby's
Boingo!
>>218587198Payton mogsthe world is a fuck, that one girl is 2026 payton now
>>218587227Yeah no shit, Josie was forcedThe twins are actually autistic
>>218587239A man denied his>INSHALLAH
Sorry bingi bangi simps still have yet to convince me that they're real and not just a parody of previous simps
SNACK FOOD EBT
>>218587137she looks like someone who would lick cum off a public gas station toilet seat just for funand i mean that in the fucking hottest way possible
You think Bingo and Bongo share dreams?
>>218587218Rachel was just fat and a manipulator, Vicky is a kratom addict junkie
What is that toy that keeps spinning on the table in the bedroom
tp for my bingholio
>>218587202>blackedgo die in a holeeasier to bury you
dude, can you admit she was dogpiled dude?
>>218587255>season 5>having retards like this still
>>218587234they probably wont play it when they are sleeping atleast not day 1
Bingo Bongo>>>>>>>>Betty
>>218587234there's no way Mints and Jet are awake to sound the call to prayer
>>218587098ingaga good night
>>218587208Get a puzzle.
>>218587270She was the only dog in that pile
>>218587271I'm just not convinced "people" (term used loosely) could simp over such ugly wreteches
neckhole is going to appear on season 5 as a snake expert
Bingo Bongo>>>>>>>>Binx
>>218587272im staying up til 5 to see if they follow through and wake everyone up, if they dont im going to sleep
>>218587227not a fan or anyone yet
>>218587189bro how did i miss this, was this on during youtube?
>>218587199those guys are Herzogianbingo and bongo are more Neptunian.
>>218587270A rough sex sesh would've calmed her down
>>218587230$18, everyone eats a 3 course meal standing on their headsabsolutely no vapes
>>218587289brother you have not reached nearly the depths of depravity that simping entails as you think you have.
>>218587000Marky will always be our queen
Binx the literal hag witch looks better than the entire S5 female cast
>>218587223yeah, trish/payton all over againBUT less of a guarantee this time because>new elimination system (fish more likely to kick each other for being boring)>no sam to push icky puker hellhouse situations that this type of fish can just sleepwalk through>no private bedroom to hide in
i've done worse
How would Sam handle this cast?
>>218587167>>218587181She constantly brings this up as a complaint, but every other fish has had shit on that screen and has just laughed it off.It's like she's never watched the show before.
poor emma she’s so restless
>>218587269HE WAS A CVCKSUL OF ROME
Bingo Bongo getting destroyed by BBC
>>218587270dude, production lied to her about the kratom
vicky is a BPDemon
>>218587049DUI
Late one night I’m staring at a glowing screen,Just another quiet night in my routine,Then a video pops and my heart goes tango—There she is smiling, and her name is Bingo.Bingo, Bingo, Bingo, you don’t know what you do,When you laugh like that through the PTZ.Bingo, Bingo, Bingo, every time I seeHair like silk and velvet skin staring back at me.Now her sister Bongo likes to joke around,Trolls in the chat just to clown her down,Says “You better behave or you’ll look real weird,”While Bingo’s laughing softly in my headset ear.Bingo, Bingo, Bingo, you don’t know what you do,Even pixels glow when the screen shows you.Bingo, Bingo, Bingo, every night I seeHair like silk and velvet skin smiling back at me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8x0weOPhGc
>>218587259let them please introduce ebtit would be so funny i think jet is smart enough to do this
>>218587311She has a weird shape
Based
>>218587202OK but why are we ignoring the first 3 points made its straight facts
>>218587126stole my heart <3
>>218587330they both look MtF
>>218587003Mizzler moment
I think vicky should apologize to vance for how she treated him
wee wee *bingo bango* on my nintendo switch
what was the bingo bongo joke? which one would die if the other died?
>>218587315>snot rockets >tren cough>phoned-in/low effort
>>218587272this isnt negotiable fucking wigger mecca literally crashed out about not knowing where north was, jet had to bring his phone out and even then he wanted him to fucking figure 8 calibrate it (he never did) and then immediately prayed once he layed his carpet out, then he told the twins (and production) to set an alarm around 5:30 so he can pray
>>218587342
badtank shittankjet has no skills nor has he gotten them
>>218587199LOL god damn they need to get the hampow bros in there, atlanta isn't too far from hilton head
imagine having bing bong locked in your basement as your pets
>>2185873523am slop returns
back to the dorm
>emma is back in the dorm with the boyslove her
>>218587028I miss the guy who did hawk tuah posting
>>218587349That is an extremely common haircut for MTFs to have.>t. fucked one.
>>218587349surprise mothafucka!
Sam and Bam are just as disassociated and uncaring about the show, except Sam knows more about zoomers and is more aggressive and Bam is brain fried and senile
Can I get a rundown of day 1?Did the muslim admit Mohammed raped a 9 year old?
DD_Genes here yip im a bingo bongo man now
its a good cast
>>218587349Shut the fuck up, faggot. You have never touched, let alone even SEEN, a real woman. Go back to masturbating to cartoons, and let the men appreciate real women.
LMAO SHES FUCKING SNORING LOUD AS FUCK HOLY SHIT THIS FAT FUCKIGN BITCH LITERALLY DOESNT SHUT UP AT ANY FUCKING POINT HOLY FUCKING FUCK BURN HER ALIVE RIGHT NOW SHE CANT EXIST WITHOUT MAKING FUCKING NOISE
>>218587359beanbod
>>218587373I wish Bam was my uncle
>>218587357do mussrats really wake up at 5:30 every day to pray then go back to sleep just to do it again 3 hours later
>>218587378no he didnt read that verse
>>218587369why
>>218587378What if this girl sat on each of the female cast's faces
>>218587387cum eating stop
>>218587355If Bingo died then Bongo would be sad. If Bongo died then Bingo would die.
>>218587355it was pretty deep but i forgetyou gotta know the lore and shit and follow them around all day like cocksucker vancebut im sure it was true and deep
>>218587373while he might have a fried brain he's still has better camera presence
>>218587368the charity seether reminds me of him in a way
>>218587382It includes a fishtank mod its really not
Jet wouldn't goon women with the non-quirky type of autism right? He wouldn't fall that low right?
>>218587362Calm down neckhole, I was just starting to warm up on you. You can keep Tayleigh, but Bingo is mine, and Bango is her dedicated support companion.
>>218587349Yea the only people who are into them are closeted homos and abdl incest people the thumb sucking and random tongue kissing they're like the two weird girls at school
>>218587393I'm a fag + they were wearing an excellent outfit + i was at a con.
>>218587385they look like edna from the Incredibles and lord farquad from shrek
>>218587355Who cares? Hopefully they both have their throats slit violently
>>218587349they sincerely look more ftm than mtft. dating an mtf
If Simbal was the Vegeta of FishtankDrake is the Goku
>>218587378>Did the muslim admit Mohammed raped a 9 year old?uhhhh something something something
>>218587394It would be extremely painful
>>218587378yep he also said he was converting to catholicism
bro can yall hear the music playing in the bedroom? is it right above the store?also emma is constantly fidgeting i think she needs COCK to sleep
>>218587357how does this apply when hes praying up in a different room? he got iron in his nose?
Do you ever smoke inside when you aren't supposed to? Makes me feel like a strong woman
>>218587414You look like a sick repulsive freak. When was the last time you took a shower? Feel free to format your response in weeks if necessary.
Autistic people are hyper sexual so i want to fuck the twins
>>218587416*dating a ftm FUCK im drunk
>Bingo and Bongo have been trying to get on the show forever>literally the most popular contestants they knew
>>218587410They begged Frank to fuck them even autistic women are massive whores now
>>218587432Yesterday
>>218587437how late to this are you?
What is the spinning toy on the bedroom table?
>>218587432they both look like dirty mops
>>218587411i dont even want to fuck them i just want to treat them like dogs. Play fetch and make them attack people. Maybe take them catting.
>>218587378dios mio... la ballena terrestre...
>>218587438You can't prove that the screenshot isn't fake. Provide an archive.org link. Until then, it will be assumed to be an altered screenshot to demean and slander Bingo and her twin sister.
>>218587438>nowthey just didnt have instantaneous communication channels with anyone on earth before
EMMA NEEDS TO FINGER HER PUSSY UNTIL SHE CUMS AND LETS OUT ALL THAT TENSION
Best day 1 of any tank?
>>218587445Some kind of alien technology
I feel like the twins are just as likely to fuck you as to kill youThey have very geeked out movementsGenuinely think they are tweakers
>>218587410abothestabo entered the chat
>>218587435why did you allow your girlfriend to cut her tits off
Greeting Bingo and Bango at the door then destroying both their faces with 12 gauge shotgun shells
>>218587461name 1 thing that happened other than vicky crashout
>>218587450>i just want to treat them like dogsYou're going to kill them? That's even worse.
Bongo/Bingo are objectively ugly, but the fact of the matter is fucking two lower functioning autistic twins at the same time would be hotter than fucking any other former fish. That’s just facts
whos idea was fucking velco wooden slats under the mattresses so every time someone moves it makes the loud fucking wooden cracking sounds
>>218587445It a fan to circulate air the real question is where did emma move to. She is not in glass room anymore
>>218587459oh shit i keep forgetting about these extra cams
>>218587464>Genuinely think they are tweakersyou've never met a real addict in your fucking life which is a good thing
>>218587126female dan
>>218587410The one thing to look out for is jet is always trying to do the thing that nobody wants, and he wants to outdo himself. 1st season: Got with the fan favorite Josie. 2nd season: dud. Bitchtank: fucked Claire just because she reminded him of Cole so much. 3rd season: dud. 4th season: Got with the 18 year old asian high school student Ellie. Getting a threesome with twins is something nobody can ever take away from you. And we all are thinking the same thing
I really hope Frank comes in and dribbles the non-verbal retarded twins head off the floor while she flops around like a fish
>>218587468I can name 2 Bingo and Bongo
>>218587461season 2Season 5season 1season 4season 3
>>218587448Are you kidding me? Bingo radiates the presence of an angelic figure. How could you dare refer to her as a "dirty mop", let alone even think it? You're sick.
>>218587343i love how they love
>>218587126have terrible posture
>>218587474back where it all began and no closer to sleeping
>>218587488ugly coven witches should be burnt
I'm waiting for the jew nose whore to pull her tits out like Alexis
>>218587472>Bongo/Bingo are objectively uglyFalse! That's your opinion, and fact states that they're both beautiful, with Bingo only a few steps higher than her twin sister. How could you not love this cutie?
emma needs cuddles
i dont know what their diagnosis is but its nice to see actually insane girls for once not just whores who are playing up le quirkiness for attention like Josie/Angelina
>>218587342that perimenopause body
>>218587461how could anything surpass season 4 hangman games
Are you guys trolling with this bingo bongo shit?
>>218587513no nigger
No attractive large breasted (Jewish) women this season unfortunately
>>218587495actual hell. i feel terrible for her
>>218587486it's gonna drag like burt and get even more annoying with the simps, watch
M16 underbarrel grenade launched lodging right in Bingo's chest before it explodes and immediately kills Bongo
>>218587504
>>218587509>diagnosistwins: autism/ESPvicky: BPD and drugs, basically tayleigh without the bulimia
>the browns of /bant/ are simping for AIDS riddled whores now
as someone who never watched this shit live, this day 1 was awesome, the production great, bam was great, its literally 100x better without sam shitting it up. super fun to watch literally every ex-contestant who griftstreamed today all look bummed out sad because they see how it wasn't a failure but instead really great
Bingo is perfection given human form. I’d love to breed her with TJ.
>>218587438always have been
>>218587510>perimenopause at 32she's just skinny fat
>>218587513Autistic retards are very quick to latch onto other autistic retards, the fact they're whores doesn't matter because they're "quirky".
>>218587264i still vicky is just as much of a manipulator but not a really good one. james got her apologizing to him but of course nothing is sinceresoon as she realized he was there to get her to go eat food she turned cold
>>218587495What the fuck camera is that i dont see that view of dorms
why the fuck did Jet make the makeup the second most expensive thing in the shop under the vibrators
>>218587512
>>218587533there's going to be a bingobongo general and there's nothing you can do about it
>>218587530Thank you for proving my point by cherry-picking the absolute worst image you could possibly find, and still presenting a pair of absolutely beautiful angels.
>>218587533don't worry Benleaks (they/them) won't allow this
>>218587483>fucked Claire just because she reminded him of Cole so muchreally makes you thinkI wonder what the bedroom talk was like
>>218587554>>218586995
who is this hog?
>>218587545when did...
Goodnight fellow anissa goonersLet’s hope for some choice goontent on day 2!
>>218587474What kinda fan
>>218587533I mean 80% of this site is some form of shit brown muslim niggerkin 80iq pavement ape at this pointJust look at polThey're convinced netanyahu is dead and we lost 3 aircraft carriers
I can't watch Fishtank because all I am able to think of is how I am not on the show and don't get to flirt with bingo bongo and sneak in touching and ''accidentally'' grab their boobs and give them kisses in the bathroom
bingo dingo posting is the first time a fish has had 100% exclusively ironic simps which is an interesting development
>>218587513I think they're amusing.
>>218587554they look like this in 85% of shots thoughever
>>218587270its crazy all jet had to mention was it was just her turn, someone else will get dogpiled as well.>BUT ITS DAY 1 JETyeah damn man its season 5 nigga we all know what the show is already nigga like god damn this aint season 3 famous house shit
>>218587533AIDs/HIV isn't a concern in the modern world, you can control spread and transmission. See the attached picture. By combining PReP with physical protection, you can reduce transmission risk to be less than 0.00001%. That's a statistic that big pharma is legally required to use, so the chances are probably even less.
>>218587504that looks like a malnourished arab kid from bumfuckistan with a wig on
>>218587535Sam for the first two seasons and famous house was so good. He put Fishtank on the map and Jet continues to fuck up every opportunity he has to make it bigger
>>218587577this right here
>>218586955I missed the /ftl/ nightshift, bros. Great first day. Thanks Jet.
Violently killing Bingo with a knife then hiding before as Bongo searches the house in a panic before doing the same to her
>>218587574you would have to participate in the season and put up with a bunch of stinky spergs and wiggers every day for a month
>>218587547Because his devilish plan is to get the women really invested in looking good on camera, but then he forgot to, you know, implement any rules or do anything that would make sense so the whole store bit is going to implode by day 3 and they'll be back working fake low effort jobs just for fish bucks. It's a funny fucking idea to treat them like prisoners and have them pay for shit in-house, but his retarded wigger brain cannot imagine anything but "yeah it's a fun idea let's half ass it".
>>218587580this is why I love ftl
>we cant just give you a vape for free, that would defeat the point, everyone has to buy food>"but you gave us free pizza and stuff for charity to cook today">jet stands there and doesnt know what to say
>>218587314a lot of warning signs here huh
>>218587563JD
>>218587574go read a long book bro
Nobody in this thread has even the slightest semblance of taste.
What's going on with the heroin junky girl? What did she cry about?
>>218587314she has ruined more lives than kratom
imagine the boysmells
>i'd look like a faggot if i let you hit my vape>goes back to basement and rejects tts shitting on their discord mod
>>218586995We do not disparage either of the twins. They are the twins and we love them both equally.
https://x.com/i/status/2033450669307310415kek
this is fucked up, Jet shouldn't be gooning autism types like bongo
>>218587547make up is a valuable resource to bitches this ugly
>>218587611My taste is excellent, I love the sexy latina hag
>>218587474Link the fan I am intrigued
>>218587616first because she didnt have her vapethen because she didnt have her kratomthen because tts called her a dope fiendthen because of a meme saying she has herpesthen because the gay guy said her pussy stanksthen because she got dogpiled
We need Clavicular to come in and fuck the twins to get rid of these annoying simps
>>218587609Get started on a long PUZZLE, haha!Does he honestly expect the fish to just sit there and assemble a thousand piece black puzzle for fun?>>218587616They took her drugs away (and then gave her 20 of them anyway because she was crying), and then she kept crying because she didn't have a vape. Why she didn't buy one instead of buying 20 fucking krakom pills outright is a mystery for the ages, professional victim mentality.
>>218587629>>218587631josie wosie
>>218587466i didnt there's still full tits in play. literally just a unisex name and different pronouns in private and it's the best pussy i've ever had. shit is so cash
Being given the powers of The Predator and killing and skinning Bingo and when Bongo discovers her shooting a remote explosive straight into her head
>>218587631damn he already dumped ellie?
>>218586999this but unironically.
How old are bingo and bongo? Like 25 or so? This is so fucking weird and dehumanizing but its very funny so its ok
>literal retarded twins bouncing around like lemmings mumbling in retard language to eachother happy as hell>kratom addict whore having a meltdown upstairs because she cant hit a vape
>>218587545is this real? would explain the fucked up teeth
>>218587629>>218587631But what of good Bingo?
>>218587639wait until the wall of text ritual posting over bingo/bongo im sure there is an anon already crafting this shit somewhere
>>21858765526. Bongo has been trying to fuck Sam or Frank to get on the show for at least a year.
>>218587538>32lmao come on
>>218587640Vape was 50 bucks she had 20
>>218587658>if any of these 2 leave the season goes to shitseason 2 all over again
>>218587629It should have been my penis
>>218587065This, there should be gunfighter ballads on 24/7.
>>218587631>Remembering when Jet was so focused on filming Ellie when they moved to the season 2 house
>>218587634Ergo, you totally and entirely lack even the slightest hint of taste, and are entirely unable to determine who is and is not a good woman.
Tying up Bingo and Bongo and making them decide amongst themselves who deserves to die first
>>218587646i hope youre just in it for the pussy because if you dont actually believe shes a man it will never end well for you
I don't really care about the twins, is it because I don't want to fuck them?
i am a good man
>>218587638also>because production lied to her>because the fish said she has herpes>because some fish got mad that she called the gay guy a faggot>because jet was being a jerk>because with forewarning she could have weened herself off of the non-addictive kratom>because vance was filming her
>>218587592How much that freaked her out, and how much she cried about having a "pimple" even though most of the other girls also have them far worse, tells me that she actually has herpes.
>>218587640Doesn't it take like 10 kratom pills to get high anyway?
>>218587382Bezos looks interested in Vicky.
I live in Appalachia and as a teenager used to work at a gas station. At the first of the month inbred freaks like Bingo and Bongo would crawl out of the hills when their welfare checks came in and it was super common for them to communicate in grunts. I still remember hearing it for the first time, ringing this dude up and him just grunting at me like an unga bunga
>>218587672?
>>218587636It's not a fan it's to scare flies away
>Chad Drake offers to sell a walkie talkie he found to get Vicky some Kratom so he can use the 20$ she has to buy food for everyone>enters shop>Vicky instantly beelines to the counter and offers the radio AND the 20$ for the Kratom tin>Jet tells her it's 1$ per Kratom hit>she spends the 20$ ALL on Kratom instantly>Drake can only trade the radio for a toothbrush>wonders why Drake doesnt like her
>>218587673Ah, thanks. See, the whole thing is totally inconsistent. They priced her krakom at 35, I think? But they gave her 20 pills for 20 bucks, why didn't she take 10 pills for 10 bucks and then spend 10 bucks on 1/5th of hit of vape juice on a rental system? Why couldn't she take out a payday loan, 50 bucks now in return for 100 bucks by day 3 or she gets kicked out of the house?These are BASIC FUCKING CONCEPTS that Jet should have thought of, stupid fucking wigger retard.
No matter how much Sam sucked sometimes he was the only one bringing some of the original concept of making fun of retards who would do anything for a quick fame. Now it's just completely unironic internet reality show with washed up celebrity host
Bongo makes me sad. You can tell that she’s been passed around and fucked countless amount of men since due to her mental retardation she thinks using her body like this is the only way anyone will ever love her. She’s most likely roped Bingo into these sexual encounters too considering the way Bingo just follows her around.
>>218587689They’re pretty weird and interesting but the obsession with them in these threads is a little bizarre
>>218587711lmao thats insanei couldn't figure out the explanation with all the junkie talk and reasoning but wow
>>218587722Who do you think would give the other up?
>>218587720Nah, it's hot. You just know these retards were sexually abused as kids.
>>218587689hi cryo
>>218587718this is what the show has always been lol
>>218587590u ok?
>>218587709Show it to me.
>>218587727now shes having a tantrum because she spent all her money on Kratom and can't afford a vape and the reddit mod is making fun of her
>>218587720pornsick freak
bingo and bongo are so fucking funny man, what the hell.
i don't like this thread anymore
>>218587711The walkie was the one Bam left in the confessional after he couldn't get it working, right?
I'm glad I'm not stupid enough to actually auditionI'd be torn apart
>>218587662She is a heaven sleeper. Just swap it for your cock. Ez pz
>>218587711There's a lesson learned in watching these people on the show: Be a good parent, or you'll introduce another Vicky into the world.
>>218587545lmao these girls are unreal
>>218587718how many of the show's great moments were because of sam? its good because locking a bunch of eccentric weirdos in a house together and prodding them until they chimp out is a winning concept period.
>>218587739the fuck she go anyway? that her sleeping in the blue blanket? i cant see shit
>>218587717None of the other contestants are tweaking because of no-vape. Even though most of them had vapes confiscated.She's just a manipulating BPD junkie crybaby who can't handle a mere couple hours without a hit.
>>218587609BAM IS HOSTING the show for 30 daysand he has all kinds of cool rockstar drunk tattoo stories
>>218587755Yeah she refuses to sleep in the bedroom because the homosexual discord mod in a bad piggies T-shirt with no chin said her pussy stinks
>>218587410Jets fetish is to humiliate the audience by fucking the most simped contestant so we are pretending to simp the barely functioning butt ugly aids twins.
the show needs this
>>218587755she threw a tantrum and drug a blanket to sleep in the confessional room by herself
>>218587574bru dey crazy as fk hv u wtchd de streemz?
>>218587768
>>218587736
>>218587768Yes he would have made Vicky get violent. Would've been funny
>>218587759in confessional he'd ask the fish where they're from then proceed to respond with a personal story from said state or city while the fish fake smiled and leaned away from his putrid breath
>>218587764>call a gay guy a faggot>he says your pussy stinks>throw a massive tantrum about him being "weird" and try to get everyone against him or you'll leave>he just sits there telling you to leave and flossing with his zoomer broccoli hair
I am going to mark out so hard in a few weeks when Bam brings in his old buddy Freddy
Manhunt except you're stalking Bingo and Bango
>>218587720Please kill yourself, quickly!!
>>218587709>>218587462>>218587474I cracked the code. It is a fan that also repels bugs
>>218587530Clav as a freeloader but he's just there to fuck the twins and make the paypigs cry
>>218587779if i were a fly and i saw this i would be like oh no no no i'm not going to stand and rub my feet together on THAT food anymore!
>>218587758She's clearly a complete addict retard given how she was crying about it literally 10 minutes after entering the tank and they let her take a vape hit on stream before they took it away from here.If you don't have ways for the cast to debase themselves on the first day to buy the stupid bullshit they want, you are an even bigger retard. Loan SHARKS were an easy fucking bit, holy FUCK. 100% interest rates, if you don't pay on time you get kicked, and then start squeezing the fish by lowering their wages for stupid reasons so they have to beg other fish for money.
>>218587793It clearly summons orbs
>>218587781>thinking sam would be at the show in the AMhe would mention it in passing and than go back to his computer
>>218587795give the normie a lifeline to clavicular
>>218587795>Clavgrow up fag
>>218587781god has shown vicky mercy today by allowing bam to be the host instead of this wigger. he wouldve gone gorilla nest on that hoe
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.There is an entity in the Corridor and it's hovering over Vicky. It popped up about five minutes ago and lasted as long as it does in the clip. The twins were right about a demonic presence being in the home.
>>218587782gotta respect thathe's been all over and trying to be nice to the plebs
>>218587814it's kratom powder
>>218587804It would've happened long before that
>another new seasonYeah, not gonna watch this shit. How long has it been going? Who are the participants? Anyone with potential (I mean real potential, like based Jon)? Any good creepshots yet?
>>218587795you're lowkey gay bro!
>>218587692it'll be fine. we've been together for 7 years (started dating well after "transitioning"). he's really not that hung up about it, he's just autistic and feels more comfortable using male pronouns with close friends. no big deal, doesn't want to swap gender markers on drivers licenses or anything because he knows he's biologically a woman. doesn't even dress like a guy or anything, long hair etc. i know it's kooky but our tism aligns in a very particular way.
>>218587814Now that I'm looking closer, it looks like it was sucked into her mouth and she had some kind of reaction to it. I'm a little worried that this might not be the same as the S1 garage entity overlay.
>>218587800Jet is retarded for not thinking up some stupid ass challenge on the spot for her to get a vape like banging pots for a hour
>>218587800>speedrun capitalismtankshow would end in a week, comrade
>>218587800I have a feeling that they didn't think "it" (vicky) would get this bad this fast. They probably assumed that some of the fish would be getting cravings day two or three, day one would be mostly fish paying for TP and toothbrushes and fighting over that.
>>218587821their names are bingo and bongo
>>218587823*she
>>218587796Pretty sure the shiny blades are supposed to fuck with their eyes somehow
>>218587840How horrifying. What's their deal?
Cutting the acne sores off Bingo (or is it Bongo) with a knife
>>218587822you can only wish for Jet Neptune to fuck all of the women on the show my bad
>>218587814If true, this single clip going viral making national news, they're gonna release the aliens because of this
>>218587801Only if you get the fancier version
>>218587852Autism, wanting to have sex with anyone with fishtank clout and get on the show. Jet was the first one to actually cave.
>>218587840Are we pretending to think their names are real like how we pretended to think that the S3 fishes didn't know about the show?
>>218587720jane saysim done with sergiohe treats me like a ragdollshe hides the televisionsays i dont owe him nothingbut if he comes back againtell himto wait right here for meor try again tomorrowgonna kick tomorrowim gonna kick tomorrow
>>218587852Twins. Autistic. MDE superfans who have dreams about sam hyde and offered to fuck frank hassle to get on the show. They communicate in a weird grunt language and move in perfect synchronicity. also, they might have aids
>>218587843yeah sure. there's a very tiny but surprisingly neat sect of troons that actually don't suck complete dick if you can believe it
>>218587862I dont know anon. Look at all the orbs on the alternate dorm cam
>>218587730
>>218587860>>218587814@gork is this real
what if while Vicky was crashing out sam sat on his badass laptop or was debating Islam with Muhammad, so based bro, based
they look like witches
>>218587886Its real and happens whenever she moves. The camera is doing it
>>218587742thing 1 thing 2 costumes mandatory at this stage
>>218587199This was fucking life changing.
>>218587881>Jet continuing to get pussy because he's associated with Frank and Sam
>>218587742I just wish they weren't roamers.
>>218587887i genuinely dont remember sam interacting with anyone in season 4 besides freddy and that one night where he sat int he confessional with seth and tts was asking him shit like "sam do you like deftones?"
>/ftl/ posters in 2026 unironically call trannies "neat"I've never seen a general crash and burn so spectacularly
>>218587887We get it, troon.
>>218587882i dont believe it. all troons are mentally ill.
>>218587887He couldn't say shit because his audience are all simping over islamic terrorists.
>>218587867we literally saw ben assign them the bingo and bongo names
>>218587814its a djiin. The stupid muslim prayers brought daemonic activity.
>>218587718he's coming back dude hes a robot nowhe'll be like the alex diamond robo network exec character
>>218587866>>218587881Huh, what a find. What kind of autism are we talking? Got any webms?
>>218587906>postersIt's one freak, and he's probably trolling because you'd have to be completely mentally ill to keep fucking a chick who cut her tits off.
>>218587840I know the gimmick is together they count as one contestant but that's fitting because they seem so diminished in body and mind they really are like half-souled as individuals.To tell the truth I despise them and want them exterminated/euthanized
>>218587909i mean yeah of course they are, goes without saying. but you're also fuckin posting in /ftl/ so we're all kind of the pot calling the kettle black.
vicky just needs to stay in her three foot world and cast a shadow over the rest of the cast by being a stoic badass
SOMEONE IN THIS HOUSE HAS AIDS
so we all waiting to see if they'll blast the muslim alarms at 5:30 and wake everyone up?
>>218587923real autism. not the quirky attention seeking kind.
>>218587927They count as one contestant so that when they get eliminated, they can "chill" with Jet in the basement for a week
>>218587935They said they won’t today
I feel like three foot world can be evolved this season with Bam's words of wisdom. Maybe something like Three Piece Puzzle, Three Page Book, etc
>>218587929thats not even anywhere near the realm of depravityof trooning out and you know it troonfucker kill yourself and your girlfriend tonight
>>218587935im going to bed probably put on some civil war bullshit on tubi
>>218587955you need a hug sweetie? :*
>>218587955homie is livid i get to have psycho sex while watching fishtank.live
>>218587937That's some actual Autism right there.
>>218587545fully insane
>>218587844yes i would be like ow ow ow my eyes! ahh i can't even see the food!
>>218587944I hope not because that's not like sticking your dick in an 18 year old it's like sticking your dick in barely verbal monkeys.
charity truly changed the game
end of the day bros. we hate jet because he is just us in that situation. a sperg. former /r9k/ robot who just somehow fell into this shit. weird feel
fishtank moments that were kino and directly involved sam>all of his interactions with alex>"its a gay show, jon">"this is not the face of a scared man">freddy trying to throw aryeh out of the housethat's all i've got. Anyone care to add some more?
>>218587986>us>former /r9k/ robot speak for yourself
>>218587988kicking freddy across the room like 12 times
>>218587906This is the first Fishtank under the current orange President, what did you expect?
>>218587995golden age /r9k/ had some of the funniest and most impactful shit ive ever seen on this site
>>218587988Kicking pads into Jon's face
is this the first season to not be worse than the last one?
https://x.com/i/status/2033458643857702959
>>218587988jan making him laugh constantly during blood games
>>218588016Don't show that to bingbong they will think its real and they are married
>>218588016>living in project housinglakehouse btw
>>218588015It has been live for less than 24 hours, they will fuck something up
fuck i need charity to hit me w/ the strap
>>218587988
gj basementgn ftl
>>218588016Just more proof they're getting gooned after the show
Where's the twins' caretaker????
>>218588042doxxed on ppv
for once i say it sincerely. bravo jet
>>218587580sloan zoned
>>218588016I will personally write a letter of apology for all of the a-logging I've done to whichever wigger decided to name them bing bong
>>218588042His name is OG Geezer
bingbong literally look like the female version of the chud meme
>>218588050Ben
>>218588016Chris Lynch sending 100 dollars, ellie and jet at the lake house importing girls, it was rough times
it doesn't matter if they see usit doesn't matter if they see usor think we're weirdor think we're weirdwe can draw pictures of ourselveswe can draw pictures of ourselveswe have a pretty good shot at winning considering the historywe have a pretty good shot at winning considering the historyWhat do our crazy gals have in store for us tomorrow?
>>218588016>declaring victory on the first dayWhat could go wrong?
My mom used to work in a disability care home with autistic girls and they were all hyper sexual. they had to replace all the male caretakers with women because the girls kept getting naked and trying to rape the men. my mom even got assaulted a few times
How are they supposed to survive 4 weeks of this with no fresh air?
>>218588016>it's another "Jet bringing in girls to groom and force into the spotlight while being as unsubtle as he can about it" season
>>218588065I'm so checked out, wtf are you talking about
>>218587937Vance described them as "fascinating" and "difficult to not film"
Bam is much better vibes than Sam
what should i make for dinner (no meat)?
>>218588016What the fuck is this?
Day 1 was actually really good, can’t wait to go back to hating tomorrow before it gets good at night again
>>218588016Jet works at Subway and is a sandwich builder.
>>218588070I mean they could just bring out the whole cast outside for like 30 min every day but there whole selling point is not letting them outside
>>218588089a cheeky post from fishtank producer ben bush who is thanking the fans for sticking around and poking fun at himself for all of the jokes about them only casting women to fuck them
>>218588078bingbongbing bing bong
>grooming and fucking literal crayon eatersWhat's next? A female amputee or burn victim on s6?
So the twist is just that they have to have jobs? Retarded and fatally flawed.
NO NINTENDONO GAME BOY
tbqh senpai i still dont know if the ben/angelina thing was real or just him shitposting.
>>218588081Vance can't stay awayand that's a good thing
>>218588113It's a fun twist but the wiggers are too retarded to do it well.
>>218588016Weirdpilled, especially after all that they were actually doing
VICKY LEAVING CHECK FOYER
Vicky leaving rn
>>218588121Do you think they would legit have someone as unbearable as Angelina hang around if they aren't fucking her? Really think.
Do they let you eat pyppo and pizza at the fishtank after party. I hungy
>>218588107oh
KWAB IS LEAVING
And she's gone
>>218588133i hope she does.
>>218588115when i got nintendo 2 it was the best day of my life
Charity is the best woman in the house I say
I hope they do a Rachel 2.0 on herI want to see them give her hope then take it all away
>>218588143Grim
>>218588126yeah
>>218588148>left her stuff outsideshe’s just attention whoring because she wants a vape hit
>>218588136I mean, Angelina wasn't there very long. So he may have fucked her but I don't think she's his girlfriend. Its funny that her trip to Georgia is the only reason we know Jet is still with Ellie though.
>shorten the season to 30 days>people still leave extremely early
>>218587988>walking tayleigh through the woods>I THINK THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED>halo with cole>giving alex the ssi>freaking payton out in the fishtank reveal>kato stink webm>YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE THE SHOW GOOD
>>218588113it's really smart actually
If she comes out with a a vape she sucked some cocks for it
So we like Bam, right?
Bringing on addicts and taking away their addictions as a joke just for them to quit on day 2 LOLOLOL
she's still trying to make jet agree with her that she was dogpiled
>>218588115I need to know what Bam's favorite gameboy game is chat
>hmmm... No Vape, No Weed?>that seems like a great show to go on with a crippling Kratom and Nicotine addiction! I hope they let me keep my vape!
they are gooning vicky in the basement and giving her a vape
what's funny about Bingo and Bongo is that you expect them to only call themselves that to be quirk chungus pickmes,but no they are genuinely Autismo alien retards from another planet.
one vape hit > $50k
She's gone. Bam literally said one of the only rules is they can't go in the basement.
>>218588187ICKY VICKY WAS VAPED
Ben is currently piledriving Vicky while she smokes a Froot Loops flavored vape from Mints asshole
I missed most of the first day. What are the fans of each fish called? Like nifty neggers
>>218588113>So the twist is just that they have to have jobs?FROM THE SICK AND TWISTED MIND OF JET NEPTUNE AND BEN BUSHWELFORCING Discord MODS and KRATOM addicts to GET a FUCKING JOBHELL HOUSEThis LIVESTREAM will IMPROVE your LIFE
>>218588193Well Bam doesn't actually have any ownership in the show so no
>>218588193hysterical women are allowed to come and go from the basement whenever they please for princess treatment and/or line feeding
>>218588199I knew I should have upgraded my season pass
>>218588185
can some local time fag tell me how long til they start blasting the terrorist theme?
fishtank go to bed challenge impossible
They should put the basement cam back up for this
Vicky really snuck out in the middle of the night like a bitch?
>>218588203YOUR JOB? COOK FROZEN CHICKEN TENDERS AND RALLYS FROZEN FRIES IN A AIR FRYER!>fails miserably and burns it
>>218588016>posting this after Bongo offered to fuck Frank Hassle to be on the showweird gag
>>218588015Hi Jet
VICKY WAS RAPED IN THE BASEMENT. VANCE WEPT
>>218588209Noice NoiceAlso they're making Vicky take mints virginity for vapes and Kratom rn in the basement
>>218588210its 4:40 EST
>>218588210They said not tonight
Bam sucks as a host, what was Jet thinking?Does he think the people who watched jackass and viva la bam are going to be watching fishtank??
>>218588193>rules
the post tank vicky meltdowns are going to be slightly amusing for a while
>>218588229He follows Sam Hyde so Jet is obviously unable of realizing when someone is washed up and retarded.
>>218588206Ehhh I don't know. It's only 30 days this time and Jet wasn't coddling her before.
>>218588185Life is like a video game I am always trying to beat the stage-Bam Margera
Good women: Anissa, Charity, BingoBad women: Vicky, Bongo, Emma
>>218587988getting sneed to say "these white people tryna kill me"
>>218588243doesnt matter, its been the unwritten rule since s1
it’s over
Literally all she has to do to not be fucking hideous is get a real haircut and take the piercing out of her lip.
can't wait to watch whatevers happening in the basement in the episodes that come out 3 years from now
>>218588248dead posters: you
>>218588242I'm scared, will everyone end up like that, washed up?
Reminder that Trish never quit
>>218588252she should have just done a puzzle
>>218588263ur not that guy, pal
>>218588259>take the piercing out of her lip."alt" women will never realize this.
TWIN NEWS: bingo and bongo are sleepy time rn. bongo went to bed first, bingo tried really hard to wake her up but she was too petered out. bingo joined her a couple hours later
>jet literally tells her she can leave if she wants he doesnt care>she waits till they're going to bed to quit>she's probably not really even quitting, just attentionwhoremaxxingthey should do a simmons on her and get her a bus ticket
>>218588265Trish delish my favorite fish
I can hear Vance crying
I liked how ben and jet didn’t know which way the market door opened despite them being in this house for 5 months
>>218588264get off your phone bingo
>>218588229>why is bam hosting
What stupid shit should I buy with the money I don't spend on this show? Recently got a 300 dollar lighter.
>>218588265That's why she's the GOAT
>>218588248Anissa is a single mother who left her 11 month old kid at home and will likely miss his first birthday
>>218588193rules don't matta
>>218588290shitload of herbs
did she actually leave?
>>218588284legend has it that this guy once banged jessica simpson
how old are all the fish?
You hear that right? Turn up volume and denoise on foyer / down hallway. She's in hysterics
>>218588309about 350
>>2185883091
>>218588293Yeah but that ass tho
>>218587065They are better off making AI variants so no copyright issues>>218587067Its too early to have the entire audience shit on him is the real reason>>218587814They should show this clip to her and see if she felt a cold chill and a presence. Thats freaky.
>>218588293What were you doing on your first birthday, have you ever talked about your first birthday?
Landon is gonna burnout when he sees his stock drop just like Aryeh and Dan did last season
>>218588290I'd recommend something cool like an indian ornamental tarantula or an orange baboon tarantula
>>218587988Calling the audience niggers in season 1
>>218588275important
>>218588312i thought it was music or something.
>>218588312i can't hear shit
>>218588309Drake is 36Bingo/Bongo 26
>>218588342When she first went down she was very loud, cant hear much now
10 min til morning prayer inshallah!
um vance make sure that camera rolls we have a potential summer situation here
The twins are 100% coneheads in disguise
>>218588335Stox, bane of autists
>>218588156Another reason not to get a switch 2
guys an orb just flew over my house
>>218588186To be fair they normally showed them in cigarettes and vapes
how long until landon gets exposed for being into bestiality like tj did
>>218588305every girl I knew wanted to bang him when Viva La Bam was airing on MTV I distinctly remember that chat
>black mist enters her mouth during her sleep>she quits an hour later
Is she down there "apologizing" to Jet for being so rude earlier?
what rong with my computer?
>>218588248I want them to split up bingo and bongo
>>218588402isn't there a basement camera? did they shut it off for the gang bang?
so which fish would you fuck?
just woke up from 8 hours of sleep and scrolling through the threads was pretty solid to catch up on what ive missedthanks anons keep it up
they can't let her leave. the entity possessed her.
>>218588397#noticing
>>218588395yeah, its wild to think now, but bam was a heartthrob and the handsome pretty of the jackass/cky crew.
>>218586955I'm shocked at how chill and friendly bam is. I would have imagined him to be a bigger dick head.Sam truly wasn't necessary. The previous probably would have been better without him
>>218588419All of them, I'm a generous man
The fact this bitch left her suitcases means she's planning on coming back, she just needs to cry and whine for a vape for half an hour first.
>>218588427>Sam truly wasn't necessary. The previous probably would have been better without himretarded woketard
>>218588419AnissaBongoEmmaBingoCharityand in that order
>>218588303I got that the other day >>218588339It's alot of responsibility. I don't like getting animals on a whim
>>218588427He is chill when he's not wasted and fighting with his baby's momma
>>218588419bingo and bongo but only at the same timeemmaanissa vickycharity bezo
General Bam hosting vibe review:Most people thinks it sad, old man struggling.Says "he clearly never watched the show"Many ask where Sam is, "Sam IS fishtank" type stuff etc.
wait... no doghouse this season....
What are they doing down there for so lon.I can only assume the $100/mo tg is radio silent
>>218588427i've been in to skating/jackass/etc my entire life and I've never heard a single bad word said about bam other than him having horrible hygiene.
>>218588427I'm impressed at how well he's dealing with spergs despite being mentally checked out. I think he's going to struggle a lot in coming days, though.
>>218588461It's in the backyard that's where Ellie is sleeping rn
I'm not big into politics but what is the important political stuff Sam is busy with?
>First in>First out>Begged for a vape and kratom the whole timeLegendary run
>>218588486He's busy being a born again christian grifter or something.
Where is the contestants page, hello?
if vicky is gone bingo is FUCKED
new >>218588498
The sinister psychological slant feels totally absent without Sam. Bam is great in the tank but he sucks as host.Might give it a few days but I’m thinking it’s over.
inb4 they dont do the muslim prayer joke
>>218587814Does anyone have a vod of this camera to confirm this isnt edited?
>>218588265>responsible for mallet incident>didnt want to compete>didnt want to quit>mindbroke cole>made jimmy quit>made tayleigh lose>always had teej's back>divorced young, got over it>hugraped by jimmy, got over it>milked on by frank, got over it (and never kissed him (or offered to suck his dick (or licked fatty's croc)))>almost killed by fatty, got over it>fucked sam once, got over it>so boring and shy she was never asked back (good thing)>always hates on the correct new fish>bakes with her grandma>bwoke the tank harder than tai>unwiggered>unorbitered>unbotheredMY FUARKING HERO
>>218588486https://www.youtube.com/@SamHydeShowIt was his plan since a little before season 3 to start a political news show type thing. He talked about it briefly while he was on season 3. He went viral with the dear elon video, first episode, and went all in
>>218588520Its not. It is just a trick of the camera it happened everytime she moved around in the dim light
>>218588522when did she ever fuck sam
>>218588540So shes just raising her arm up or something, and thats the motion blur?
She left a pile of trash behind like a true junkie
>>218588486he made a video when charlie kirk died that was really funny. basically imagine how he was when his show got cancelled and that’s basically it. same melodrama and hysterics
>>218588559Not sure but I saw it happen a lot. I think its the night vision debating kicking in
>>218588559If she goes back up and lays down you will see it again.
>>218588529sam is extremely politically retarded if you actually listen to him.
>>218588486If you want the Jet explanation: he's tired of playing in pee and poo house, has a wife and kids now
Remember Bex?
>>218588529>views tanked after that embarrassing kirk chimpoutkek
>>218588652What is retarded about this if you have Sam’s views? We will never be able to vote to violently deport 100 million people or disenfranchise a political party.
>>218588096Artist
>>218588522>Damiels cousinmissed that one
>>218588652Lol he got scammed, not his fault
>>218588652He's right though... Trump went hard and fought Iran and lost now kayak epsteiners are completely fucked and emasculated by the superior kitty cat gang...
>>218588652Sam is not wrong here
