thumbsucking edition >/ftl/ NEWS-- Vicky Crashed out and might be quitting -- James Drake is himothy-- Bingo Bongo-- Emma did nothing but we still love her!-- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>What is Fishtank?A 24/7 livestreamed house that YOU control in real time. Talk to the contestants via TTS, vote to determine outcomes of challenges, pay to make their lives a living hell (or heaven) in various ever-changing ways... The last player standing after a month wins $50,000!>Links:https://old.ppv.to/fthttps://www.fishtank.live/https://x.com/fishtankislivehttps://classic.fishtank.live/https://www.instagram.com/fishtank.live/https://fishtanklive.fandom.com/wiki/Season_5https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive/videos>>218586955
Love and Life
Whats up with all the woke browns hating on sam hyde and sucking jet's cock?He's literally anti-jews while you fags prop the gay jew discord mod
TIME TO PRAY NIGGER MINTS
>no prayer alarmhe does it again
Psychologically speaking, how does a 26 year old still suck their thumb?
>already given up on the call to prayer bitbravo jet
Its 5 am and I'm wide the fuck awake. I think I accidently drank an energy drink instead of sports drinkor maybe im so infatuated with bing bong i cant sleep who knows
>>218588517Nobody likes that faggot
do you think bingo uses a pacifier at home
They need to get somebody with Sam’s ability to fuck with the fish in the tank immediately or the season is dead.This is just season 4 (bad) again.
>>218588535good to know faggot!
>>218588534i thought it was 5:30
If you want her to leave, you're a fag who doesn't understand the point of the show
>>218588535Neck hole guy do you have AIDS or was that sloan
>responsible for mallet incident>didnt want to compete>didnt want to quit>mindbroke cole>made jimmy quit>made tayleigh lose>always had teej's back>divorced young, got over it>hugraped by jimmy, got over it>milked on by frank, got over it (and never kissed him (or offered to suck his dick (or licked fatty's croc)))>almost killed by fatty, got over it>fucked sam once, got over it>so boring and shy she was never asked back (good thing)>always hates on the correct new fish>bakes with her grandma>bwoke the tank harder than tai>unwigger'd>unorbiter'd>unbother'dMY FUARKING HEROREPOSTING IN THE THREAD MADE AT 142 IMAGES FOR SOME REASON>>218588545after bloodgames
>>218588517Who genuinely watches Fishtank for politics?
>>218588553i want her to leave for her own sake. she's mentally ill
Americans are so dysgenic now, only a small handful of aryan chads left, rest are orcs, wth happened
>>218588560that wasn't me. not gay and not a drug user.
>>218588565she needs rehab
>>218588564people who dont like them saying anything mean against gays, jews and trannies and pronoun people
>>218588569Maybe they weren't the chads you thought they were if they allowed this to happen
>>218588553>not giving the contestants kratomHELLHOUSE
Contestants leaving day 1 is advantageous
why didnt you buy and wear the faggot shirt?
we are vicky kirkwe carry the vape
>>218588588its only 30 days this time, they dont have to kiss people's ass and get them to stay
>>218588592full head to toe spasm of second hand embarrassment
Did you onions out and point at your screen when you saw Bam from y2k was hosting or are you not a fag?
What other contestant is capable of an even slightly comparable crash out?Because that might be the peak of the season right there
>>218588611The Mexican, they are insane
>>218588595tell that to season 2, it was over long before the 30 days mark
It's day 1 can't they just find some crackhead to replace her
Why didn't Sam show up today?
>>218588607>y2k
Meg left?
So Is frank confirmed no-show?Sam fucked this whole thing up with his grifting.Dear Elon is the worst thing that ever happened to MDE, completely went to his head, and he didn’t even write it.
>>218588622what a joke of a season
>>218588611the old hag latina, the gay broccoli head, the muslim, the three autistics would be easy to make freak out but it'd probably be the sad kind not the funny kind.
>>218588623he's afraid to travel after charlie kirk got killed because he saw himself in his shoes.
>>218588636landon is by far the most innocent sperg theyve had, im not looking forward to seeing him get fucked with
I miss bloodgames
>>218588623Seems like he’s basically soft retired.Probably has a kid.
Remember me?
>>218588648The constant connections issues and dead air, it was a great show
fuck frank. i miss this guy
>>218588633idk what his thought process was. he is supposed to be an edgy comedian, not another political talking head. moving into politics is a really dumb move in my honest opinion, hes spent years in comedy.
>>218588670i agree but say it to someone talking about sam hyde next time and not me or we are gonna have a big fucking problem
>>218588670meant for>>218588629
>>218588670He started huffing his own farts. All of the zoomers who came to him after idubbz acting like he's a genius father figure got to his head.
>>218588670He posted some video about Indians in black and white and a weird aspect ratio and Asmongold talked about it so he decided to pivot and pretend to give a shit about being a moralfag
>>218588633some of it was ok
>>218588624WHOOOOOOO is this pls
>>218588692i can think of 2 little highlights myself
>>218588692no fishtank contestant will ever be as dark as dark daniel
>>218588711Pretty sure its this guy
Is Bam too nice?
>>218588715Frank runs from Dark Daniel.
>>218588692she was by far the worst part of the season while it was on but definitely the funniest part to look back on
>>218588711eric prydz. he's a minecraft youtuber
Reminder that Bloodgames had zero cultural impact and Jet is trying to turn Fishtank into bloodgames by adding game mechanics that are fatally flawed for a live streamed show.
>>218588715The Raped
>>218588731she forgot to wear her CPAP and fell asleep with oreos in her hand and almost died it was fucked up
>>218588535Reporting this nigger for avatar signature use
>>218588731arye was so autistic it completely deleted his empathy
>>218588733ty brotha
>>218588746lmfao
>>218588731
>>218588731i liked when she had known freddy for like 12 hours and he was mildly drunk and she broke down sobbing saying "i just hate when you're like this, you're not the same freddy"
>slowly unpacks all her shit>slowly packs it again>repeat for 2 weeks
>late night nostalgia hoursyay
>>218588739>Bloodgames had zero cultural impactTwump won.
where THE FUCK is vicky right now???shes not in corridor
>>218588729He's too old and he never made a live reality show. Everything Bam did for Jackass and Viva La bam was scripted. He's just a skateboarder who was on TV
>>218588768>starts changing without locking the door and flashes Dark Daniel blinding him
>>218588773she went in the basement
>>218588563
>>218588670He's too old for edgy comedy and he was always around the politics sphere it's probably the best move at this point
>>218588670I think he grew up rich and connected enough that president or senator was barely on the table if only ever in his mommies delusions, and that never left him. The Dear Elon video probably modestly altered the course of western politics, like it or not.He should still go back to being funny.
>>218588731kino
this was night 2 last year
>>218588778aw heww nawis she out or?
>>218588773in the basement blowing jet for a vape
>>218588648
>>218588731>>218588715>>218588692>>218588622S4 had some genuinely high highs and the tragic low of having everyone babysit the whale for half of the show
politics on twitter and youtube is currently easy money if you have any kind of existing audience and everything he tried in comedy since world peace always crashed and burned because he surrounded himself with idiots and mistook the direction of the 2010s overton window
>>218588797she took her bags and went to the basement and an anon said he had headphones in and could hear her freaking out down there. so yeah, probably gone.
>>218588782>best move No way, he had at least another 4 seasons of ftl in him. Season 3 almost broke containment and went truly viral, but they fucked it up.Grifting will never fund his game.
>NOOO WHY ISNT MY SAM HYDE A WOKE ALLY LIKE HASAN AND EYEPATCHWOLFCry about it trannies
>nice guy sober bam margera>count ice>candy stealer gets a tsk tsk ticketreally incredible stuff from Eternal Yesman Jet, Sam really knows how to hire based on merit
>>218588651Tired of this corny nigger
Extreme peace mustve flopped Hard, kek.
>>218588711mimidoescosplay on instagram.
it must be nice to be a millionaire just from regurgitating shit from /pol/
>>218588818why do woketards people call right wingers "grifters" as if they are always making money when theyve been banned from every major platform for decades while woketards push their agenda without censoring and earning more money
if i sleep now will the fish still be asleep when i wake up in 3 hours?
>>218588841it certainly did in quality, but The Grifted still turn out for Samslop enmasse
>>218588563>Jobe was Jets "cousin">Trish was Damiels "cousin"I think these are the only two people to get away with this so far?
mussie prayer in t minus 4 minutes
Where are the clippers? This is the only one I found and the views are grim
>>218588832You retards complain about the same shit every seasons. How many more seasons is it going to take for you to realize things ramp up as time goes on. You can't blow your load on the first day of the fucking show you absolute mongoloid.
>>218588830if her tits are sagging that much at the table they are gonna dangle at her hips when shes naked
my e-daddy is so heckin based!
Lots of ass mad trannys in here
>>218588846thank you king
>>218588624Ugly nigger who posted this looks like this btw
Well well well, we are so back
>>218588870jet said theyre skipping that today
>>218588886Well we all know he is a rude liar.
job is jet cousin
has anyone else told themselves they're not going to watch fishtank this season and then ended up glued to the first 24 hours on /ftl/ and then done that again every single season since 2
How long is she going to be down there
Did Vicky fuck off or what? I caught her crashout earlier from her withdrawal but had to go and now I notice she's gone.
>>218588852Nta but grifter has really evolved to mean any disposable political content not produced by a self-proclaimed pundit. >>218588877Explain how this image is funny to me and explain how a man can become a woman
>>218588877>Oh no the right wingers are now using the same weapons that we were using for years! How could this happen?
vicky back!!!
>>218588874>A PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT CANT HAVE A GOOD BEGINNING!Eat lead Jetty.
what happened 2 years ago?
>>218588853Just watch the fish sleep and sleep during the challenges, is what I do past 2 seasons
>>218588622In a perfect world Freddy and Dirench would’ve been brought back
>>218588922is she back or did she leave? i dont understand the layout of the house
>>218588903No it’s just this one and I’m done. Bam is cool but he blows as host.
Vicky not leaving is good for the show
>>218588924MALLET TIME
Crack addict back
>>218588931she's staying
She is high
>>218588924season 2also>taking an entire day to work out she has bpd
She will never be back
Where the fuck did Bashir fuck off to?
>>218588956no she just had a baby
>>218588956We miss her chat
Jet gave her another "peptalk"
>>218588950 Shot heroin with Mints in the basement
===EMMA UPDATE===emma was RUDELY ROUSED from her long desired blissful sleep by a STINKY and FAT and CODDLED JUNKIE
>>218588960mecca
Did Bashir pray in the bathroom?
Mashallah incoming
did osama get up to pray?
>>218588956holy fuk
>>218588903I didn’t watch the entirety of yesterday, from what I saw a gay Minecraft ft discord mod is part of the cast and I plan on watching just highlights because of him. Jet is legit brain dead.
where did vicky go? i can't find her on any camera
>>218588803Wtf I don't remember the girl in the left. I just know that hot black girl helped code the app or website or whatever
Coralling whatever their names are into a hallway and then gunning them down with a rifle
>>218588936
>>218588987stop shitting up these threads then
>>218588977I didn't hear anything on the jacuzzi camera
odds on vicky robbing the store for kratom at some point?
>>218588924>Still on about the mallet 2 years laterIt's time to let go
>>218588956Blacked btw
>>218588903I've never watched any season live chat
>>218588989kitchen
>>218589000I dont know what arrangement jet worked out but it definitely involved her getting drugs through an unfair way
>>218588998He came out of the other room between the dorm and the jacuzzi.
>>218589007stop worrying about other people's sex lives
>>218589007Reminder she did that a Mondo Megabits eventThe MDE sphere is pro-blacked and Sam Hyde is team BBC
>instantly starts drinking kratom
>>218589016Jet gave her some of his "morphine" from his private stash lol
>>218588989We want her back!!!
>>218588956Lies. She's a pure girl. Bwc only
What even is Kratom? Some prescription opiate?
Remember when we thought Jin was some sort of entertainment powerhouse and that the show couldn't go on without him? How embarrassing
>>218589022No she should be shot in the head and so should you.
when will /ourgirl/ have peace
>>218589035Diet heroin from a gas station.
>>218589035You buy it from 711s
>>218589022No, nigger
>>218588872>Where are the clippers?I quit, don't know about the others. This show sucks without Sam, actually.
He's gonna start praying.
>>218588956Who would have predicted that the first Fishtank-adjacent mothers would be Sylvia and BexI wish them well
>>218589037He was at that point in time and definitely would be here. S5 is full of charisma vacuum shitters
>>218589022You sound jewish
>>218589016lowkey think they just talked in circles then told her its too early/late to organise transport or some shit
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TRAILER?????
Why is he eating in the morning? isn't he fasting?
>>218589035Cooking spice, taste good on eggs
Alright rank 'emS1 > S3 > S2 > S5 > S4
>>218589067ramadan fasting is just skipping lunch
>>218588872Everyone with an IQ over 110 knew it was Sam’s show. Best parts of every season directly involved him.
your average fishtank fan
>>218589069s3 > s1 > bloodgames > s2 > s4
my favourite vicky moment was her crying about people saying she had herpes. an insult for a 10 year old lol.
>>218589069S1 > S2 > BG > S5 > S4 > S3
Roses?
mohammed atta slept for what 2 hours?
>>218589067ramadan is stuffing your face before the sun comes up and after it goes down, then telling people how you're fasting for ramadan all day long
>>218589081Usually that wouldn't sting unless you actually had herpes hmm
dear, bing bongyou make my ding dongso hardyou have your own language I want to know every wordyou're cute together but it'd be better with a thirda Ménage à Trois a threesome or polygamy incest is hot, you've given me that epiphany
I'll be real with you guys, without Sam this is indistinguishable from any other IP2 event.
>>218589095big whoop. i eat one big meal a day.
>>218589093STOP calling him things like "Mohammed Atta" or "Osama". His name is Bashir.
bezo should be getting bullied more fuck janny mod faggotshe's lucky bashir has been so annoying and vicky has been crashing out to take the heat off his spergy faggot ass
>>218589069S1 = Bloodgames > S3 > S2 >S5 > S4 >>>> Bitchtank
>>218588917That was unarguably the best first day in Fishtank history. You're an absolute retard.
Why isn't he praying to Allah?
>>218588563>after bloodgamesDo you have an actual time frame or evidence she was specifically with sam alone
they doxxed banksy
this wigger muslim is being so loud we didnt need the call to prayer for him to wake literally everyone up
>>218589116S3 was the best where Alex B said nigga and everyone in the house acted he just shot a sick dog.
>>218589111ok sorry abdullah
>>218589126looks like shit
oliver 2.0
>>218589023She's not "white", she's Portuguese, asshole
Help us Sarah-Wan Kenweigle, you're our only hope.
>>218588908Cameras went down and when they came back she was gone with her suitcase/bag in front of the basement door. Then she came back up, moved all her stuff into the dorm and is currently asleep in the single bed up against the wall in dorm.
>>218589116>day 1 season 1 was god awful>day 1 season 2 was just meeting everyone and vibes>day 1 season 3 was alex saying the n word>day 1 season 4 was freddy playing hangmanyeah, either this or season 2 were the best day 1.
>>218589106This set in for me during the initial fish interviews, some of the best moments of the whole show have been Sam’s first reactions to the fish. Can’t imagine S3 without him and Ben in confessional.His trickster personality was the show.
>>218588994Horseshoe theory exists in every atom of our sweet universe...
abu hamza has made an enemy out of everyone
what is abdul doing
missed the entire first day, please give me a qrd regarding the following>who's /ourguy/>who's /ourgirl/>is this season love and life or hate and death so far
>>218589126looks shit for 53
>>218589162S1 day 1 had le super sour soda, it was kino
>>218589178Eating like a pig for his performative fast.
>>218589144cant sleep tts too loooooooouwd
How can you be SO LOUD doing literally nothing? does he have no awareness of HOW LOUD hes being while people are trying to sleep?
>>218589007You can see this guy get more mad in real time when she doesn't get upset about his bait. Fucking pathetic.
>>218589126corny old faggot
is soda halal?
>>218589195Muslims want everyone to be miserable around them
>>218589188all i remember about day 1 of s1 was constant technical problems, joker posting, jon annoying everyone, and people instantly finding letty's porn
>>218589162I'm wondering if you're just larping as having seen all the seasons because S2 day 1 was magical lightning in a bottle. I don't even think it was a good season but the beginning was perfect
>>218589184Our guy is Drake, followed by Landon. JD is a distant third, the other men are intolerable faggots.The only chick of any mild interest is the twins. The rest are your typical nontent e-whores.
what has happened after the Bam confessional?
>>218589095Is it also done in the summer months? March has pretty short days - it basically just amounts to "eat breakfast a little early and skip lunch"
>>218589204Oh no Muhammad that was a Dr Pigsblood
>>218589035It's the leaves of an evergreen tree from South East Asia which has alkaloids that bind to opiate receptors and produce opiate like effects. There are various species of it which users claim have different effects although it all feels the same to me. The leaves were historically chewed by natives for the effect but the typical user consumes it in a powder form either swallowed as a powder, taken as a pill or brewed into a tea.It's nowhere near as strong as actual opiates but it does have a solid effect to it. Vicky is using green vein kratom which is typically considered to be the weakest of all the various species.
>>218589195Faggots like this see annoying everyone else as just punishment for their sins of not waking up early and acting like faggots.>>218589219Vicky crying about her drugs, Vicky leaving over her drugs, Vicky coming back after getting drugged up in the basement. Standard stuff.
>>218589204No. Muslims have to drink halal soda only but most major brand sodas are halal
Remember when people used to make fan art for this show?
>>218589195syuhdth djyjan biqadr ma yasha' allah
>>218589126Banksy has been around a long time, this checks out.
>>218589106fax
>>218589210i have been here for literally every season but no i can not remember the exact details of every single day of every season.
I hope nothing bad happens to Bingo’s stegosaurus.
>>218589184/ourguy/: Drake /ourgirl/: Charity Too early to tell if love and life or hate and death
>>218589195It's part of the bit >>218589204Only Obamna is
Is Bashir going to be the Simbal of the season where he takes a lot of abuse from the audience and production before he unceremoniously gets kicked from the show?
>>218589233Sam doesn’t have a character this season.
كرات زنجية ضخمة بشكل مثير للسخرية
Why did Landon fall off? He was supposed to be the main guy and now nobody cares
>>218589270nontent
Friendly reminder you're a huge homosexual jew if you enjoy this show.Stop giving jet your money.
ٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُأَشْهَدُ أَن لَّا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِحَيَّ عَلَى ٱلصَّلَاةِحَيَّ عَلَى ٱلْفَلَاحِحَيَّ عَلَىٰ خَيْرِ ٱلْعَمَلِٱلصَّلَاةُ خَيْرٌ مِنَ ٱلنَّوْمِٱللَّٰهُ أَكْبَرُلَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ
That junkie needs to go pick up her trash
>>218589233yeah
Please tell me Jet put somebody on early morning duty and they will play the loud as fuck prayer music when mohammed el bashir prays
>>218589279Never spent a single cent on this show and I enjoy the show.
>>218589270>>218589278TJ was considered nontent on day 1 too.
effective.Powerلُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
What the fuck is happening outside? Thunderstorm? Where is the house located so I can check local weather?
>>218589233I member
>>218589279ppv never pays.
>>218589291Nerve gas leak, they're in atlanta.
>>218589289He still is I think
I fell asleep. Did the bogwitch go back to bed or is it still Ben's turn
>>218589279actually i'm a straight agnostic white man (some say brown) and the only thing huge about me is my cock
>>218589262Can't put my finger on it but the Arab guy has potential to go viral, similar to Shinji and the Mr. Beast bit, in Arab Asia, just because of the war thing going on
Im surprised bingobango dont get spooked by lightning and thunder
>>218589291Allah is angry with the haram house of sinners.>>218589307she got her drugs and now is in bed sleeping after drinking some kratom.
People who say emma is a sleeper y u thinks this?
Never spent a single cent on this show and I enjoy shit posting in the threads
>>218589307Vicky is back. She's sleeping next to the wall on the dorm camera to the left and Abdul is fasting.
>>218589320Emma is the smartest female fish.
>>218589279I bought one tts to call sylvia fat but I've been clean ever since
This is my first Fish Tank after just seeing memes over the years, and as a reality fan, this was a banger first episode for ANY show I have seen. It had everything a producer could ask for. At first, I was really suspicious of character choices, but now, honestly, I get them all.Emma IS the sleeper, near with Anise in second. Bingo and Bongo are just TV gold, as well as Landon. I want Landon or JD to win but I think Emma is one of those people who takes a few days to really find themselves in a group.Sad to see Sam not hosting, but if he chose these people, I can see why.
>>218589332Only bad thing about not having fan votes is that the most boring and uninteresting person (Emma) can find a way to stay and literally add nothing
>>218589341Cool story Jet
>>218589341i dont care much for this type of bait
>>218589149Help us Sarah-Wan!
>>218589184by archetype:>/ourguy/ + coddledlandon>/ourgirl/unclear>coddledvicky>nontent + night shiftemma>simpbait + schizobingo and bongo>goonbaitanissa>tall guy + normie + actorjames drake>normie + nightshift + hasbeencharity>homosexualJD>superfan + homosexualbezo>wildcardbashir
I could never sleep in a room with that many people. I’d take the couch or any other quiet corner of the house
Did he pray already?
>>218589360actually, i retract landon from /ourguy/, give him nontent, and give vicky "bpd". i dont think this cast really has /ourguys/ like we've had before
bing bong accurately represents /ftl/ more than any other contestant in fishtank history
>>218589360simpbait>bingo and bongook , bye, pedophiles
Fully insane
>>218589360james drake is /ourguy/
>>218589386>pedophilesYou didn't use that word correctly
add it to the shop Jet, and some kratom
>>218589390
>>218588996No, it’s what I’ve done for almost 3 years now, and I’m not going to stop lol
Where did Bashir go to pray>
>>218589397they’re acting like 5 year olds and jet will still defile them in 4 weeks
>>218588498Why do people watch this dumb shit
Why is there no call for prayer alarm?
I'm sorry if I sound stupid here. What's the difference between Bingo and Bongo?
>>218589419hot girls like bingo and bongo
>>218588633Great cast
>>218589393Drake might actually be better than Luke depending on how the coming days go, he's really mellow and I liked his story about climbing a mountain to throw himself off it and then deciding against it because he liked the view. It's rare to have a fish who is just generally nice, hope he survives all these internet addicted freaks.
What the fuck is Jet's problem?
>>218589442beaten up by niggers
>>218589428bingo is the skinnier one who is basically catatonic. bongo is the chunkier one who talks more. Bongo is the one who works at a sandwich store, dreams of sam hyde and offered to fuck frank. bongo left bingo right.
I take it I didn't miss much last night? Just a crashout?
>>218589442he's an actual crack baby
It's uphttps://youtube.com/watch?v=jK2zwRDUdn4
>>218589439He made all that shit up, Drake is a tv actor.
>>218589442Ear. Out.
Did the wigger muslim vanish off to Mecca?
>>218589439>hope he survives all these internet addicted freaks.the guys have never had any problems outside of jimmy who was going around fucking psycho fat fangirls. We need to be praying hard for bingo and bongo though.
>>218589458he is as much of an actor as burt is
>>218589452
>>218589458If he made it up, I have more respect for him, not less. >>218589469I meant more the freaks in the house, given all the other fish are big fans aside from Charity.
No Cucumberfeet, no reactsimply, no fishtank digest evenIt's a dead show.
Have they got another female crew member yet?
>>218589490Shadi Justice won
>>218589490the grifters will make videos soon they just dont know the show is live yet.
>>218589490CF tends to upload when the next day starts
>>218589495bex at...?
>>218589503Skull Justice will win.
>>218589490Are they actually not doing anything?
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>218589470who are you to doubt the filmography of James Drake Coleman?
Dining room is so fucking loud
>>218589469>We need to be praying hard for bingo and bongo though.Female spergs are always sex addicts, they'll love all the attention from sweaty nerds trying to woo them.
wigger praying
>>218589508Airsoftfatty looking like uncle fester and the grimace never gets old
>>218589513https://x.com/reactsimply/status/2027597886465462464
>>218589410Bigger tits than most FT girls
>>218589533Performative faggot doing it in the most bizarre place possible.
>>218589518>>218589533This is not a prayer, hes casting fucking spells
WHY ISNT PRODUCTION BLASTING ARAB MUSIC
>>218589546please understand, it takes a lot of effort to press a button
>>218589529can you imagine bingo and bongo dealing with someone like treefingers or julian? lmao
>>218589442Had access to Sam Hyde money when he was like 21, also the original idea for Fishtank that was pitched on PGL was garbage from the start
>>218588903this is the first season I'm not watching and I can already tell I won't tune in, I'm just checking the thread to confirm I made the right choice
It's a shame they put Mints in the basement, he has more charisma than Jet and deserves to shine.
>>218589546THE one funny thing they could have done and they blew it..... Jet fire the overnight / morning production people and get some actual content makers.
>>218589546Wiggers think everyone needs to calm down and vibe reset after a night of... counting ice.
>emma still sleepinggood i can shower and run a few errands
>>218589544Didn't Allah try to destroy the house arlier?
Wait, look at the fucking arrow. If you map out the house, this faggot is pointing the WRONG WAY.
will allah do us a favor and burn the house down? because that's the only good outcome here
>>218589590can you draw it for us!?
>>218589590yeah they did that on purpose as a bit it was a poll yesterday
Did anything interesting happen last night after Bam left?
>>218589636Bashir is cursing the house on Hallway Up
>>218589636vicky cried all night long and ended up in the basement
>>218589630Here.>>218589635What, he's facing the opposite way now on purpose? Performative faggot.
You know you can just look at the sun's position and figure out where North is?Stuff you learn in elementary school
>>218589646Why? Was she boozing?
>>218589653I didn't watch it live, but so it would seemStrange after she said she used to be addicted to alcohol
>>218589653Drug withdrawal made her kranky
>>218589649wait he actually is facing the other direction, allah will not be pleased with this
Bam's visit in S4 wasn't even good, it became embarrassing after 5 minutes. The wiggers couldn't come up a better host ?
>>218589653everyone was MEAN to her and they said they wouldnt take her KRATOM away and its only day ONE and the other kids said she had HERPES and she didnt even mean faggot in the GAY WAY and its not FAIR that the other fish dont have kratom addictions and he passed a comment about my PRIVATE PARTS and its only day ONE and its not FAIR and shes going to fucking LEAVE
>>218589653first she was crying because they took her vapethen because of kratomthen because tts calling her a dope fiendthen because of a meme of her having herpesthen because the gay guy said her pussy stinksthen because jason drake touched herthen because they were all dogpiling her and it wasnt fairthen because the wiggers were unfairly targeting herthen because it was only day 1then because this had never happened before in fishtank
What do you think we be The Mistake™ that leads to the season's downfall?
>>218589691giving up on the jobs/economy on day 4
>>218589691Giving the fish shit outside of the store like they already did with the pizza
>>218589691Aren't they in a neighbourhood? The police will just shut them down again.
>>218589691losing vicky or twins early
>>218589691it was definitely getting the AIDS-twins on the showthey will all pay
>>218589649he figured out the arrow was lying because of the sunset he was praying arrow direction yesterday
>>218589691The Mistake was bringing Bezo on the show so his Minecraft Discord enemies have cause to swat them every day
>>218589649Burt created an entire new prototype of grandfather clock in, you expect me to think this Ayrab to find himself to Mexxa, indoors?
He's praying in the wrong direction, Allah, destroy the house right now.
>>218589691going ahead with a season after losing sam
>no prayer music
>>218589732tsmtplz allah
>>218589741your gay ass really misses watching your e-daddy box huh?
>>218589590praying to satan
>>218589729How fucking hard is it to remember the direction of an arrow while walking through 3 rooms?
Lot of people here seemingly know the inner workings and rules of islam. #Nooticing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-jZAV6GI8c
>>218589781He spent 10 minutes yesterday crying about how Jet had to come up and show him the direction to mecca.
faggots from the restream are reading this thread
>>218589781mashallah
Why is Jimmy so against Vicky there’s a literal faggot who takes cock up the ass in the house
>>218589781Yeah so you can destroy them in an argument of logic and wits. its like that war chink said ''to know your enemy you need to know your enemy'' or some shit.
>>218589769You are being autistic right nowand that's okMaybe you can be on season 6 , if it's not canceled before that
OH SHIT WHAT WAS THAT RUMBLE OUTSIDE?
>>218589808Allah is not happy.
>>218589808Allah is pissed
>>218589808Allah is angry and is preparing to destroy the house
Who's the Meg this season?
>>218589808thats ol' Nick coming to take her daughters back home from the daycare
>>218589691Jet
>>218589826Allah
how long is this wigger gonna fucking pray for?
>>218589796jimmy just hates the hoes, man
>>218589845just waiting for allah to burn the house down
So how long til Sam resumes hosting duties? I assume this Bam thing is a bit.
>>218589700This.The way Jet explained it implied that they can sabotage eachother but there is really no reason for them to do anything that causes conflict, especially when the contestant with highest stox decides who gets eliminated.
>>218589845What's the bet that he refuses to do it again after he's told he was facing the wrong way and goes "no it's cool my bad allah".
Vicky is actually pretty cute when she wears normal clothes. I think that Goosebumps doll outfit she wearing at the beginning just threw everyone off
Do someone with more technical skills than me know if they went back to their old system of streaming.I'm asking because my old method of doing clips works again now, it didn't before because they had changed something from previous seasons
>>218589859Bam is probably cheaper than Sam and does the work happily
>>218589859no one misses that roided up faggot.
>rocking back and forth reading the same shit everyday for an hour at duskdo muslims really?
>>218589808>no prayer music>not facing meccaastaghfirullah
>>218589893Probably, they were having a lot of issues with it so they probably just swapped the old one back in.
>>218589864They need to do away with this stox shit
>>218589859Sam's too busy after the success of WP2, I assume WP3 is on the way
>>218589859I genuinely think Sam is done working with Jet since he doesn’t want to be associated with Groomtank on top of the marky stuff
>>218589859Sam will only come back if the show starts doing really well, so far it hasn't.
hi do u guys like built to spill. . I like buolt to spill
>>218589859Sam has retired, move on.
>>218589864that elimination shit is the worstjust make the market the only way to get shit give the fish a tasklist each day for money to earn
>>218589899yes plus all nearby mosques are equipped with multiple loudspeakers that blast the prayers at the same time
why do you care so much if he is praying in right or wrong direction jet didnt mess with him giving wrong direction, jet pointed right direction, as right as electronic map approved by sand shitters is
cuddling with bing bong as you sleep. bing curled up as your head pillow and bong nuzzled againt you as the body pillow. bing playing with your hair as bong scratches your balls.
>>218589037Season 4 literally crashed and burned without him
All the girls are ungodly ugly
Rate Jet's competency this season so far
twinspector you degenerate nigger with the worst fetish on earth
>>218589951I care that he made such a big deal out of it, and then failed to actually follow the fucking arrow on the floor.It would have been funny if Jet told him the wrong direction, but this performative faggot picking the wrong direction because he's too stupid to check the fucking arrow on the floor is an unreal level of ineptitude. He can literally move a few feet to his right and see the arrow from the balcony, he doesn't even have to remember it. HE IS IN VISUAL SIGHT OF THE ARROW, AND INCAPABLE OF LOOKING AT IT.
bing and bong communicating with each other like they're pokemon and saying nothing but 'bing" and "bong"
>>218589986
>>218589980I think they forgot the mids were supposed to be simpable
Does anyone have a VLC playlist for the streams?
bam is an unfathomably shitty choice for host, meeting your heroes is always a bad idea
it's a lame show
>>218590018Hating Bam is a major red flag
ALLAH TOLD HIM TELEPATHICALLY HE'S PRAYING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
>>218590002you just know he's always right and everyone else is always wrong in his mind
So have you guys decided yet if Bam is a yay or nay?
It's funny how some people on X expected Bam to be an actual replacement for Sam.
>>218590033now he is facing it as arrow points
What does Benleaks think of season 5 so far
Off topic but are we ready to admit Burt was faking that shit?
>>218590039He could be good, he could be bad. Too early to say, I think he's unlikely to get into it and it's just a paycheck.
>>218590039just seems like he won't be in the loop and have to be guided through all his screentime instead of driving the show when he's around
They need to bring Burt in to really fuck with Bashir
>>218590039Haven't seen him enough to decide. I dont think he'll fuck with people like Sam did. Luckily Ben and jet dont mind doing that. Albeit sam is much funnier with that than they are and will go further.
Doesn't he have to be facing Mecca while praying and not just when he bows?
>>218590031the show needs a host that's not cognitively impaired
>>218590060yes, they told him everything and what his role will be even before he signed the contract
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGtun5BB1vgITS UP>ITS UPITS UPDoomposters BTFO
>>218589781wallahi
>>218590083All that matters to these performative rape babies is if they can justify it to themselves. He doesn't have to face mecca while doing X because Y.
>>218590083These Muslim rules are too much. Praying 5 times a day in specific times and in specific directions? Fuck off
>>218590039Hard nay
>>218590090You joke but he was playing up the schizo shit 100%. He's still doing it to this day and people eat it up.
>>218590039i think hes just going to be bam. thats it. the sooner everyone expects that, the better everyone will be.
>>218590096No need to be so antagonistic, just say>Cucumberfeet S5 Day 1 recap
If there’s really no Sam all season than Stein and Xavier need to come on for their own themed week. Prime week and Bloodraven week
>>218589076>Everyone with an IQ over 110Okay, but what about people who watch the show?
>Season 1 vibes ~ Ben>Jet telling a story about Sam pulling him aside during S1 saying soak it in right now, it'll never be better but he feels like today surpassed it, he's never been more entertained. Big credit to the cast.>Doesn't want this to be poop house, needs to be something different.these people are delusional omg
Sam brought zero value to S4, he just arrived with an attitude and was barely in character. Bam is more into it and seems to actually be stoked to be there.
https://gofile.io/d/vKqYSMmpv clickable polygon navigation lua script updated for s05based on original by gentoofag on kffor use with m3u from fishtank.rip
How would have Sam handled this situation?
>>218590102all businesses close during prayer time as well
I'm pretty sure if Sam had done another season of Fishtank he would have had a mental breakdown on camera
>>218590181then it would have been a good decision to cancel this show after S4
>>218590159snotrockets on each wallyo thats crazyplugging in his own projectscoughing up a stormfake punches when she isnt looking
>>218590159probably crashing out and telling her to leave while visibly roid shakingthen we wouldn't see him until day 7
>>218590149If he's not into anymore yea it's better to have a new host but Bam is just not cut out for this
>>218590159Sam wouldn't have been there, he would have been home at this point
>dont call him a faggot, he is discord pedo but jet loves his tongue in his ass
>>218590190but people are still paying hundreds of dollars to spam jjjjjjjjjjjjjj
>>218589442Foster care baby of drug addicted parents
>>218590159He wouldn't have. Sam shows up for 1 bit section at 5pm and leaves like an hour or two later.
It's gonna become poop house at some point whether they like it or not
>>218590159what happened?
>>218589646So she's confirmed out?Looks like friendtank season is back on the menu HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>218590060Retard
how are you fags still crying about sam?he has only made the show worse since the 2nd half of season 3 where he sperged out and destroyed the bit
>>218590268it probably already is. i bet bingo sneaks in some poop everytime she spins
>>218590268sure, but no one wants forced poop house like meg in season 2. it needs to devolve there slowly
>>218589442Nothing, I think he does a great job despite all the abuse he gets, I know that anyone else wouldn't be able to do as good a job as I do on Fishtank
>>218590214for >>218590159
>>218590287that was jets idea btw
Do you think Sylvia was a virgin before she got impregnated?
>>218590306No but Emma is I hope
>>218590302the idea worked, sam was the one who got annoyed by it and said "this cast is aids" because they didn't larp with himthere were so many funny things he could have done with brandon but he moralfagged and kirked out about it
All girls are chopped except for vicky but she’s so fucking annoying. Hard to simp for any of these girls.
>>218590282Jet said there won't be any torture or poophouse related things during this season, so it's a Friendtank for sure. Might be a good thing though.All these people need some help in some way or another, so instead of make it worse they should help them out mentally.
Do you think Jet Neptune's ever had a 'gay experience'?
>>218590325vicky is the most chopped??
>>218590291>Pees in closet Day 1Less of this hopefully
>>218590325chopped girls leads to funny season, that's why season 2 was the best one and season 4 was the worst
>>218590345with damien in basement confirmed by jon
>>218590346You have got to be smoking crack
Why did Vicky have a tayleigh style crashout day 1
>the show is livestreamed>IT IS?
>>218590383Is this real?Did Jet not explain anything to Bam?
>>218590382Someone said her pussy stank also kratom withdrawals
>>218590149being into something doesn't make you good at it
>working evenings all week after tomorrowi miss being neet, bros.. also is there a private youtube restream this season? that's how i caught up last time
>>218590054he thinks it's good better than season 2 but not as good as season 3 I think
>>218590395It's real, I was listening to it. Bam thinks the hardest part of the show will be going for 30 days without fresh air, and that the fish should try and save up money to buy a book or a puzzle so they can sit in a corner and stave off boredom while being nontent.
>>218590336>>218590282They can't damage the house because its an Airbnb
>>218590395Jet expects people to read his mind he never explains shit
>>218590402Rather that than having some dude who doesn't want to be there
>>218590336Charity and James Drake are too sweet for hellhouse. That's the only reason I want to see friendtank. I don't really care about the others, but James Drake genuinely seems like the friend they all needed to steer them away from whatever spiral they went down.
Why isn't Trish restreaming this time
wheres vicky? she left the confessional?
>>218590416bye
>>218589653Basement rape accusations incoming.Screencap this post.
>>218590405go on bant and ctrl+f "youtube"i am not joking
>>218590427She's sleeping in her bed.
>>218590427Basement
>>218590152does the website have this feature this season? i don't have an account
>>218590440Grim. I actually thought she had left.
>>218590455Of course not, you think the wiggers are competent?
>>218590443is vance weeping?
>>218590439sweet thanks man
So who got a job?
>>218590417The core of fishtank is that you can click around and change cameras, not explaining this concept to the host is typical Goran
This is my favorite season vibe-wise so far because it feels the most sustainable. I loved the first week of season 2 but a lot of it was fake and they lost like half the cast, Famous House was good but it didn't really have "memorable" first days. I think they've picked a good cast for organic infighting and interpersonal drama, which will surely arise. They're a good mix of resilient (I don't see many of them dropping out voluntarily) and not too sensitive like S3
>>218590420Cause its not fishtank without Sam
>>218590474Jet spent a lot of money on these cameras, he expects everyone to watch the shit director cam.
>>218590383idk what ppl are saying, he said he was watching stream before he came on. he didnt know that u can pick what camera to watch because hes a youtube fag>>218590455they just added it
>>218590420Probably has a job
This shit is creeping me out, demon twin shit.
Vicky is Rachel except actually funny
I’m a Bingo Banger.
NO FRESH AIR FOR 30 DAYS
Mints is the director mode guy, is he doing a good job so far you think?
post s5 guppies i think
>>218590538Mints you retard why didnt you play the allah music at the 5 am prayer to make everyone hate Mohammed, that would have been comedy gold.
Bongo giving her blanket to Bingo right now, big stuff happening.>>218590528I hope she sticks it out.
>>218590549
>>218590554>>218590554>>218590554NEW THREAD>>218590554>>218590554>>218590554
THE TWINS ARE AWAKEI REPEAT THE TWINS ARE AWAKE
>>218590468can you link? Could not find it in the bant thread
Is it true Charity got her feet out last night?
>>218590496Sadge... She had the best restream
>>218589452bIngo > I > tall/thin shapebOngo > O > round shapeezpz
>>218589563same. jet is a fucking retard. Without sam involved it's going to suck
>>218588903Nope, I come to these threads every couple of hours for a few minutes to see if anything interesting is happening on the show but I really only watched about two hours of the actual show itself. I hope it stays that way but history has shown that I typically watch very little of the first week before I end up glued to the screen by the second week.
tonight I dreamed about the twins
>>218589769But that's not praying thobeit it's muslim bible study
>>218589899If Christians had the same adherence to their religion as Muslims do, it wouldn't be a dying religion propped up by grifters and thirdies :)
