Why is everyone pretending he didn’t bomb?
>>218589822Redditfags still like to pretend this guy was ever funny
What was the viewership?
>>218589822He made a career out of being a wallflower.
Yeah, Im watching his opening monologue and audience is not impressed, cold open was pretty good though
>>218589822The only great comedians America has ever produced have been their Presidents. Leave the comedy to the experts, the people of U.K..
he hostmaxxed
he killed rob reiner and has the gall to get up there and host lmaowhat a sicko
the Caps Lock/F1 joke is gold-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FueOKA0ok
>>218590177sub-Colbert tier
i think he did fine considering he killed rob reiner
>>218589822This guy killed rob reiner and his wife
>>218589822I have never thought Conan was funny
It's kind of his thing to always bomb, but I think even with that, they wrote him some horrible material
>>218589822Because no one acutally watched it except r/fauxmoi
>>218589822>lemme act like some people who were at a recent party of mine didn't all get violently murdered
>>218589822so the small penis joke was obviously a jab at trump but what was the logic behind it? mar a lago isn't called trump mar a lago.
>>218589822People have been pretending he's funny for decades
The Masturbating Bear should have introduced Best Picture.
>>218590095Careful not to cut yourself on that edge.
>>218590404Rob Reiner killed himself through bad parenting.
>>218589822He brought back enough Haitian children for everyone.
One truth prevails.
>>218590140Yeah that was a rare laugh for me too
I miss the days of Conan posting on /b/ before /tv/ was a thing
>>218589822Because nobody knows if he did or not because nobody watches this stupid shit. All I saw was a clip of Sigourney Weaver telling Kate Hudson to "get away from him you BITCH". (Yeed).
>>218590140made a joke about a sequel to “F1” called “CAPS LOCK.”TVcels consider that hilarious.
Lets see if the ratings are worse than kimmel
OH WE GOT TROUBLE T T TROUBLE
>>218592409Are you some tourist? From some pedo anime board? No need to deny I can tell.
>>218592394...and then that faggot Conan made fun of Yeed for not knowing how to clap yet.
its bley's army of bots they are responsible for inflating his podcasts numbers as well, i ve been exposing the truth in this here board for years and have been vilified as a result
>>218592464was that his girlfriend? dont they have 100 years difference?
>>218590095kek
>>218592484She's 46. He was 50 in Mandalorian s1.
>>218592455It's so funny, because they are both standard computer keys. Coco still has the Gift!
>>218592557I KNEW IT! its was a bait to make the rlmites come out of their holes, thats where you heard that
>>218592839What the fuck are you even saying?
>>218592839Werner Herzog tells Mando that Yeed is 50 in the very first episode. I had to google Kate Hudson's age.
“F1 is the story of a race car driver who wins after he decides to go faster. F1 did so well they’re making a sequel: CAPSLOCK.”My sides!
The former television performer previously told reporters that he was looking to avoid any controversy or politics with his monologue.“It’s the first time since 2012 there are no British actors nominated for best actors or best actress. A British spokesperson said: “Yeah, but at least we arrest our pedophiles.'”
>>218593014>pedophilia is politics
>>218593029When your President fucks and kills children, yeah.
>>218589822STFUHe was a little better than OKAcceptable.
>>218591140Kennedy Center you fucking moron. He put his name on the Kennedy Center.
>>218589822Conan is just too old and tired.As long as Jimmy Cryptid is kept away from as many public appearances as humanly possible, I'm fine.
>>218589822Why are they called hosts if they only show up at the beginning and end of the show?
>>218593048You mean the Trump-Kennedy space center?
>>218590140As a joke it's fine, but it's out of place. The crowd that would accept that joke is an odd intersection of /g/ users and Oscar watchers, which might be pretty close to only 1% of the crowd.Another joke that was kind of hit or miss was the brain rot one. It started ok, but then it went too far for my taste. The six seven shit just destroyed it, even if it made the joke more understandable for boomers.
Did he apologized for killing Rob Reiner?
>>218593559a better title is the master of ceremonies (MC). they're the person that bookends the entire thing and gives a little context as to what exactly is about to follow. don't you think it'd be weird if they started off immediately with a presenter coming out for the first oscar?
>>218593014Oh yeah cuz the Brits were really on top of getting rid of Jimmy Saville.
>>218594517>it's conan's fault that guy killed his father!It's time to get over it
>>218589822Conan is great, he is funny and he never bombs
>>218590140>the Caps Lock/F1 joke is gold-tierHow many Futurama Funko Pops do you own?
>>218594582Conan would not allow anyone to call the cops on rob reiners son, ultimately killing him indirectly
>>218589841his The Simpsons scripts were good. That's about it
>>218589841He was, before you were born.
>>218594677>police show up>make the son leave the premises>the parents eventually leave and meet up with the son again>kill himIt would have changed nothing. I really don't understand why you retards think the police would have been some magical lynchpin
/tv/ has always been a Leno board
>>218589822He was never funny, not last night, not in his late night talk show. He is just cringe after cringe.
>>218594981Shut up gay
>>218589822>Why is everyone pretending he didn’t bomb?Because everyone else coming up to speak like Downey Jr and Evans (literally what were they thinking?) and Kimmel were worse.
>>218590177fucking GRIM
>>218593014>he said trump has small penis! oh wow edgy! iran war ending as soon as drumpsfs cabinet of retards heard conans scathing offhand remark
he bombed but like how he d bomb on his show, he wasnt nervous and out of it like last year
>>218592015Lol
>>218589822He was better last year.
>>2185898521 billion people
>>218593014he says that into a room full of roman polanski fans.... akward
>>218590177cringe
>>218589822The "Agenda" literal fags needs a spokesman really real bad. And they thought this guy would work out.
>>218594897There was the chance that Rob's son would end up spending the night behind bars, considering that it was Reiner the one to call the police. So yeah, Conan killed him.
>>218589841Reddit pretends Kimmel, Fallon, and Leibowitz are funny. Conan is actually funny.
>>218596151>There was the chance that Rob's son would end up spending the night behind barsYou think that would have made any iota of difference in the grand scheme of things? Lmao. His parents would have gotten him in the morning and he would have killed them shortly after. The son had been a degen druggie since his teens and the parents clearly had no idea what to do with him. He was bound to snap at some point. Just say you're still assblasted about Conan's Haiti thing from a decade ago and leave it at that. You're a roastie who can't get over her ex and pins everything bad that ever happened on them.
>>218589822Some of you guys ar3 alright, don't go to Conans oscars after party
>>218589822Probably because nobody watched it.
>>218590177I'm surprised he didn't just try skibidi conan at this rate.
>>218589822Is this what normalfags laugh at? Its not funny. Its just a reference.
>>218589822It wasn't a bomb, it was a stabbing.
>>218593014Never ask a woman her ageA man his salaryOr Conan Obrian what he did while in haiti.
>>218593596Seriously. Dead naming is one of the most reactionary things a chud can do.
>>218592465People tend to ignore random schizophrenics ramblings from (you)
>>218596895the joke is that real news story is about iran, so he did a switch up
>>218589841so are you a leno cocksucker or are you a migger still seething about the haiti thing? or both?
>>218597195You mean normies ignore patterns
>>218596895Would you prefer jokes about more warmongering, immigration, and shooting more retards in the neck?
>>218598460>Be sure to pick your garbage up as you leave the auditorium this year. We're running low on mexican slaves.
>>218589822No one's doing that because most don't know if he did OK. Most people didn't watch. That's why the ratings are shit.
>>218590095>The only great comedians America has ever produced have been their Presidents. Leave the comedy to the experts, the people of U.K..
>>218598460>Would you prefer jokesyes
Employee of the year awards.
>>218593014Grooming gangs were protected by British police who didn't want to be called racist for stopping Pakistani Rapists
>>218589822He was the last thing holding this dumbfuck show together and he's running out of steam, although helping kill Rob "Meathead" Reiner was funny as hell.
>>218592053This is from YTMND days, retard
>>218590177Embarrassing
>>218590177>famepilled NPCsThis made me chuckle, and the punchline is pretty funny
>>218593014top kek
>>218599729Yeah. We reposted a ton of YTMND shit on /b/. Same with SA stuff. moot was a weeb goon before he started this site.
>>218594897He would have been put on psychiatric hold
>>218600148No he wouldn't have lmao. All he was doing at the party was going up to groups interrupting their conversations and being an obnoxious faggot in general. He would have been arrested for disorderly conduct and been out in a matter of hours. LA police don't even bother arresting the homeless anymore when they commit crimes, many of which have way worse mental ailments than the son.
>>218589822>So then I said "HEY NICK YOU SHOULD KILL YOUR PARENTS"*audience laughs*
>>218589841Conan was funny until 2003
>>218597296>a migger still seethingthe only ones seething are dems who lost (again)and haiti is still a shithole :)
>>218601148His TBS show had a couple good skits, this being probably the best one:https://youtu.be/bGROryzHLII
>>218589822How was he compared to the million times Kimmel hosted?
>>218590177>breakcore in the backgroundthey did their 'search (short for research)
>>218589841Conan was funny, or at least his writers were.
>>218589822How is this guy not in prison after what he did?
>>218593037When only homo nigger faggot dirty scum believe this lie, it is politics.
>>218593014Maybe he was making fun of the British spokesperson for being wrong? Only way this joke makes sense.
>>218590177It was almost good, too many buzzwords. Should’ve just called it up and then continued with the segment without doing a special written segment for it. Cleaner and funnier that way desu senpai
Because they're all still in an orgasmic afterglow after my speech to even notice him.
>>218589822Thought it was rough, huh? Well, at least he can find solace with friends at his barhttps://youtu.be/NU0cloWONPo
>>218595089>Kimmel attempted to make several "Melania wasn't nominated" jokes >Melania wasn't even a 2025 film.
>>218589841Its all relative, you have to take into account his competition: Jimmy and other Jimmy
>>218590095>"Oh bother, I appear to have dropped my biscuits in my tea.">audience laughs until they choke on their tuna and pringles or whatever the fuck they eat
>>218590177I do this all the time to make people 10-15 years younger than me roll their eyes and say "STOOP" so I can't blame him for doing it.
