https://youtu.be/wZ3zV7izdEE
>>218590114Anyone notice snl just totally ripped off Nick’s old Tucker Carlson bits last night? That guy totally just copied Nicks impression verbatim
Sodes > Nick > a bag of crusted dog shit...
>>218590135In the coming years you're going to see many milquetoast comedians jack cumtown bits as Nick continues to be incompetent at advancing his career or even living a functioning human existence.
>>218590135Yeah but worse and its high pitched for some reason
Toxic friends are tough to deal with. You forget after awhile why you stopped hanging out and they keep it undercover until they reveal their insidious ways again.
>>218590155Nick won, unironically. He made his money by living on pennies smoking black n milds in a windowless chinatown tenement housing. Now he's retired and doing fuck all. The dream, truly.
>>218590217You cumtown people are insanely unfunny. Does listening to these losers make you think you can make people laugh?
>>218590238Have you tried enjoying anything on a non-ironic level in your life?
>>218590114>no AdamDamnStill keen
>>218590114>of UK TV Nick Mullen has only seen 1 episode of the UK office and mr bean and Keeping up appearancesthat explains why his standup career is already over. his influences are too narrow, he hasn't exposed himself to a remotely edgy range of ideas. he probably thinks Seinfeld was original and experimental.
Podcast thread! I love raised by tv and how did this get made? Great /tv/ centric podcast.
I don't know who any of these people are.
>>218590217>Now he's retired and doing fuck all.he unironically seems to be doing almost literally nothing lol
>>218590367>remotely edgy range of ideas>uk televisionThere isn't a single more unfunny race of people
>>218590114I don't know who any of these people are, but that fat bald guy looks like a pedo.
>>218590406the sitcom was at least 20 years ahead of the US version of the artform. it took until the 2000s for the US to even start to catch up.
>>218590387He said on the jordan jensen podcast that he just wanders aimlessly all day. If inhad money I would do better than that.
>>218590449>If inhad money I would do better than that.The purpose of money is that you don't have to sell your time. Just walking around in nature is one of the most peaceful states you can find yourself in; I would 100% do the same.
I'm gay and my dick is small.
>>218590407He's Greek so you're not far off.
>>218590476If you are geriatric age then yes. If your mind is scrambled then get a playstation or go kite surfing. Something fun! Stop being a dullard!
>>218590480A common trait amongst of cumtown viewers.
>>218590510Dopamine-addling your brain is not the answer to life anon.
>>218590511I'm also retarded and Chinese.
>>218590536Shuffling about like a simpleton isnt either.
>>218590155>>218590135even like halfway through Cum Town they were talking about SNL stealing their jokes
>>218590407Yorgos thought the same thing and casted him as a didler in bugonia
>>218590566>simpletonWhat are you projecting here?
>>218590542>I'm also retarded and ChineseThat also explains your politics and your cuckold fetish.
>>218590511I’d have to agree. I’m gay btw
>>218590114Please kill yourself you marxist losersHow's mamdani working out for you?LMAO
>>218590480Communist redditors think this is peak humor.
Cumtown fans favorite streamer is hasan piker.They are actually that retarded.
>>218590770No, it's Northernlion, I see overlap all the time
>>218590135Lest we forget they completely stole the ratatouille sex riff years ago
>>218590380Wander around YouTube and click something new, homeslice.
>>218590387yeah, and that rules, I took two days off work last week and just drove around going to stores and looking at shit
>>218590510>don't quietly reflect on existence while getting light exercise, play video games and pretend to kill peopleunironically go touch grass
report eceleb threads as off topic
>>218593861First guy is from Bagonia, second one is from Billions, and Nick is gay
>>218593903>not knowing Nicks breakout role in Junglelandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqnVP7bUla4
Is Stav scared to have Nick 1 on 1?
>>218590114I'm just waiting to Stav and Adam to publicly disown Nick, and say that they never found his "problematic" bits funny.I'm waiting open endorsement of kid fucking, dog fucking, and corpse fucking.It's coming.And they are spineless bastards, and they'll do it for the easy money.I want Stavros to shill child-transition-surgery.Ladderpulling, bootlicking scumfucks.
>>218593940if he had him on without another guess they'd start kissing and be too distracted to finish the ep
>>218593940Probably just doesnt want to. I thunk back to that argument they had where Nick asked Stav bluntly what lifestyle changes he's made to control his weight and Stav instantly got defensive and eventually so mad that he took off his headphones and refused to talk on mic, but they kept recording and you can hear him complaining that having to do Cumtown (1 hour twice a week) prevented him from sticking to a diet and exercise routine. Ten years later Stav has total control over his schedule and career but he's fatter than ever
>>218590114did they get mersham's take on the Iran war?
can anyone explain how the adam friedland show got more successful and much more famous guests right after nick left?
>>218594755Adam hired a talent booker instead of continuing to humor Nick's unfunny and overly complex, high concept ideas for sketches (barring the one they did before the Rob Schneider interview which was genuinely well done and even a little touching)
>>218595174why doesnt nick ever do basic, logical things like that? He's so much funnier and talented then adam and stav but his own weird preoccupations make him less successful
>>218590380Congrats on being a man anon. only women watch podcasts
>>218590135Yeah but they left out the gay shit which made the bit feel super hollow.
>>218590114do they suck off that gay muslim mayor they helped elect again
Why is Dan Soder so meh I want to like him but just comes off so bland
>>218596351because hes sober now
>>218590480>>218590542you are the real heroes
>>218590114>Nick is still aliveLooks like it's 4 more weeks of winter
I really hope in 10 years or so, he fucking gets over it and does a reasonably serious movie podcast, where he doesn't say gay
>>218590217too bad he wont' be able to afford the property tax on his new brownstone
>>218590238Cumtown's fanbase thinks they're even funnier than Nick and his laugh tracks.
>>218597582yeah, with nick's lifestyle where he does next to nothing I dont get why he chooses to live in the most expensive city in america
>>218590536oh man you fell for the dopamine psyop
>>218594247I hope stav has a great life jk
Nick lost, ironically.
>>218594247I hate how people make Nick out to be a monster for this when Stav repeatedly calls Nick an emotionless robot. Nick isn't making fun of Stav either he's just being brutally honest.
>>218595478he's a communist
>Nick: but what if *current topical event* was gay and Chinese? It sound like *in a Chinese accent* “put a dick in my ass*>Stav: haha hell yeah dude>Adam: what if->Nick and Stav: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GAY LITTLE JEWISH FUCK I’ve just saved you listening to every single episode of sloptown
>>218597634and endorse a foreign commie who is now trying to raise his prop tax
>>218597728I mean he seems fine. I like the Adam Friedland show but it's losing steam. Stav peaked with bugonia and now he's stuck doing this podcast which he definitely hates.
>>218597735yes. because actual communists spend their lives getting rich while talking to their friends and doing sarcastic blue chew ads
>>218597753>HAHAHAHAHA I HATE THIS THING YOU LIKELe epic
>>218597753it was funny though. it may be stupid, they may have terrible political takes. but cumtown was funny
>>218597753>what happendu >whatsa goin onThis is Chinese Tucker Carlson
>>218597634because it is authentic and real bro just like everything hipsters do
>>218597730He's a saint for not moidering adam and stav for real
>>218597753We both know Adam was going to change the subject and interject with a question he knows the answer to while he baby talks like his ex girlfriend
>>218597952The only time I have ever sided with Adam is when they were roasting him for asking for a discount on a demo unit at guitar center. Nick and Stav were wrong.
>>218597906That's a bit much. It's more surprising Adam never snapped but he's a jew so he probably just kept looking at the money and it calmed him down. I think Adam understood that this was supposed to be an hour of them being absolute retards.
does stav just start downing pints of ice cream as soon as hes off camera or something? How do you maintain that level of fatness for so long
>>218598022Probably too much snacking and a lack of exercise.
>>218598022His ankle hurts from being a lardass, and therefore, unable to workout.
>>218598011Adam liked it tho
>>218590135>2 people's impression of the same person with very specific intonation and mannerisms is similarWOW
>>218598114you dont have to workout to not weigh over 300 pounds. you just need to walk around a bit and not eat 10,000 calories every day
>>218598131Yeah, comedy fans are out to lunch. Like there's not enough sports to keep them occupied.
>>218597998The store was closing though. I don't think Adam is wrong but the context is just too funny.
>>218595478Success is gay. Doing interesting things is a better way to spend your time than phoning it in.
warning
>>218597753it's funny literally every time
Marfan lost.Jack Horner won.
>>218598178The store was closed, they had the gate halfway down to keep people from coming in. The guitar was already discounted also.
>>218598116I mean did he or did he just not care and just collected a check? I don't think he's a gluten for punishment I just think he saw how much he could make and just went along with it.>>218598376But it closed with him in it right? Is was discounted but it did have some scratches on it. Adam had the upper hand and played it I don't blame him, but he being who he is just makes this whole thing fucking hilarious.The shoes he jewishly got is another hilarious story. It was a very smart move but it's just too damn funny.
>>218598178They make commission at guitar center and stav and nick confidently lied that they do not. They were probably dealing with a dipshit kid who hasn't been working very long and has no idea what he can do.
>>218590114I hate everybody in that thumbnail and I am unable to decide who is the most irritating of them all. I guess the rotund greaseball gets that honor. Dan """"Soder"""" sucks too.
>>218590114Thanks. I got my next hour planned. I’m just getting back getting a pizza melt
>>218598601dan soder gets money from muslims to cry about the american government
the funniest argument on cumtown was the breakfast sandwich debacle between stav and adam
Why does Nick hide his hair now?
>>218598578I think it was also closing and the guy probably didn't care all that much.
>>218598715"Everyone should just be fucking nice!"Nick calling the place was insane but Adam trying to pull some jewjitsu with his Mac comparison was mind blowing. I thought he was trolling.
>>218598823he was probably smacking his teeth a lot too based on where they live
>>218598912Can you break that down for me I do not get that at all.
>>218598751he has the autistic need to always have a new stupid hat
>>218598939the employee probably just started working there and stopped shortly after
>>218591361Is that the chinese place he was complaining about? Thats fine for the rent in that area
>>218590114>dan soderthis mf's contribution to the hong kong pirates bit in the early cumtown episode was the best
>>218590155> you can't own an idea, brotherNick wouldn't dare to deny this.
>>218598973What does smacking teeth have to do with that lol
>>218597613but I am funnier tho but I dont say it because I dont want to hurt my best friend Nick's feelings
>>218590367> Seinfeld was original and experimentalGo on...
>>218599078ngl that is heroic>>218599058outfoxed again
>>218593903More like 5am
>>218590406you sound very low iq and brown
>>218596351He's only ever funny when he's around Luis j gomez because he mocks him. But other than that very bland
>>218597634He saved and invested in index funds like a normal man. And do you really think he doesn’t still get a piece of the Adam friedland show. He sold it off but there’s no way he wouldn’t keep a stake.
>>218599122I understood that reference
>>218599187If you're unable to outperform index funds you're not normal.
>>218598131They're so up Their own asses
>>218599187>He saved and invested in index funds like a normal manno, he pretty openly admitted that he blew a bunch of money on crypto years ago and is terrible with money in general. he just happened to be getting a great deal of money with very little effort with cumtown, which he for some reason wanted to end
>>218598318Eat da poopoo
>>218599282He knew it wasn't gonna work without Stav. Plus Stav probably told them he was going to expand his own podcast so they had to do something different.
>>218597582>>218597780chuddy seething
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tdvJPMt61EsThe youtube cottage industry of remixing and animating cumtown bits ensures their legacy will never die
>>218599331The brownstone comment was a joke but are you seriously going to try and defend mamdani? Dude is a moron.
>>218597735>high iq, white, middle aged man>communistlol good one, faggot.
>>218598022400+lb death feeder here. it's an addiction
We already have Cum Town at homehttps://www.youtube.com/@FartCarnivalhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheCockfightPodcast
>>218599394>noooo don't go after the hecking scumbag slumlords, won't someone think of the billionaires ;_;Cuckold
>>218599328no, they could have just got some other random comedian and still do cumtown. would it have been as funny? probably not, but it would still be a huge paycheck for barely any work
>>218594247Nick is a douchebag that delights in others misery but happens to be funny. Same way Chevy chase never bothered to stop being a douche since it rewarded him with fame. Having friends that behave that way is always bad since.they will never stop trying to belittle you and make you feel bad.
>>218590449you have to be above 18 to post here
>>218599458>If we just keep expanding the governments budget and raise taxes forever, that will solve all the problems!
>>218595478Hes autistic, mentally ill, largely blacklisted from conventional mainstream entertainment, and, crucially, independently wealthy. He initially conceived TAFS as a vehicle for him to write sketches and produce things he wanted to produce, realized that would be way harder than he initially thought, and crashed out when the few things he managed to produce weren't well received because they sucked. I genuinely don't know what the process was for switching the show so they interview actual public figures instead of random feature comedians, but it was the right call. Nick doesn't have to do shit anymore, which I think is the best thing for him, really
>>218595516Wrong! Only simpletons stare at nothing and do nothing all day.
>>218599451Cockfight sucks so bad
>>218596351Vanilla dan is a facet.he jokes about. I find his riffs hilarious. Crackle crackle.
>>218599458I mean he's incapable of doing that. He just hiked rent and taxes because he doesn't understand how anything works. Whatever like any NYC Mayor he'll be hated and booed in a year and a half and probably get caught up in fraud or something.
>>218599394how?
>>218599522Sorry church. M dog is Trump approved
>>218599394I made the brownstone comment and it was not a joke. Nick will not be able to afford living in NYC while being retired. He has to sell at a huge loss and move or start working again.
>>218597730Exactly, Stav was mad Nick told him he'd die early, and he acknowledges that, immediately moderating his tone and saying he probably needs an intervention of some kind and asks him sincerely what sort of long term, sustainable changes he's made, and Stav gets mad at the mere suggestion he should stop eating like shit and get some exercise
>>218599472But it wouldn't have lasted and people would have dropped their subscriptions. With the Adam Friedland show they built hype and started asking for more money. They couldn't have done that with cumtown.
>>218599527Why do people love to pretend everyone is blacklisted.
>>218599600oh yeah, Im sure trump who famously never changes his mind or criticizes anyone will ever go after the communist muslim running new york
>>218599527That's a lot of buzzwords
>>218599628even with diminishing returns cumtown could still be going. they were getting like what, 10 grand plus a month for a long time. even if it was half that much its still 5 grand a month to talk to you friend for one hour
>>218599458Nick is a billionaire?
>>218598528He has to be the punching bag if he wants to hang with nick. Sometimes that is the dynamic unless you want new friends. Fuck corporations! If you can get something for less, haggle.
>>218599604Does he actually own a brownstone? I thought he was joking about that.
>>218599641nick did famously get banned from most sites over the years. mainly because he cant help himself and says or does something controversial
>>218599598Pretty sure he just hiked rent and taxes because the governor didn't approve his socialist policies. Overall it's pretty clear he's just a plant, this dude came outta nowhere.
>>218599779>banned on twitter>BLACKLISTEDdo unc's really?
>>218599772Buying a house is a hilarious joke. I guess it went over my head.
>>218599829he got banned on facebook in like 2012, way before all the cancel culture shit really started. nick has a special ability to piss off websites
>>218599881>banned from facebook in 2012>cancel cultureholy shit it's joever.
>>218598986I think that's the place he lived in Austin. Remember Austin rent was dirt cheap before 2015.
Why is every podcast producer a low effort bum?
>>218599911
The Ms. Pat episode was better.
>>218599933podcasts are pretty much the same thing as an e-girl sitting in front of a computer and asking for money. The people who make them are clearly annoyed and disinterested in their own podcast it's really boring.
>>218599451Cockfight is fucking gay
>>218599619This moment reminds me of JRE when Joe broke down to Brendan that he should probably stop fighting and Brendan initially fought it but didn't flip a bitch like Stav. It was awkward but you're supposed to have awkward conversations with friends if you care about them and they're harming themselves.
>>218599619Nah, younare wither a dolt or being deliberately obtuse. He was stealth insulting him under the guise of caring. Keep your ears open and think. Just cause someone says they are your friend doesnt make.it so.
>>218599713They were up to like 50 or 60 k dude. 10 grand split 3 ways a month is nothing especially in NYC.
>>218599649Trump is famously a moron. He had to rat crow and invite the mayor over.after rallying.against him.
>>218600057Okay Stav you really need to lose some weight if you dont' want to die. Nick cared about you and you called him a dead eyed psychopath and pushed him away. The man was abused as a child you need to be more understanding.
>>218600074thats an insane amount of money considering what cumtown was, and how 99% of the time it was audio only too. didnt even need cameras
>>218598715>calling the place and it had a shit ton of sandwichesPerfection.
>>218600038Nope, it was a bitch move by joe to belittle his friend on air. He enjoyed humiliating him. He should have.been looking out for him and told him off air instead.
>>218600279>>218598715IDR the argument but I seem to remember someone claiming it would be insane for a cafe to sell sandwiches (which it obviously did)
Tony soprano dating pepper ann was peak comedy, and it makes up for everything else
>>218599856Did he actually do that? I think he knows the taxes are insane on those.
>>218600312They don't hangout off air.
>>218600341I love.the song parodies. Slurping brain should be a tshirt.
>>218600357idk I just remember he said he did and it wasnt' said in a funny way or for any funny reason
>>218590135Nicks politics bits aren't even that unique. All of you are being drama queens.
>>218600373Then they are not friends.
>>218600312It was not. Brendan actually believed he could stand toe to toe with prime Cain Velazquez. He was losing it and thankfully Joe said something before he became even more brain damaged.
>>218600382The do sell a Slurple Brain shirt. I would buy it but they're communists so they should just give me one for free according to my needs.
>>218600424I never said they were friends.
>>218600449yeah thats why Im happy to have never given them any money. whoever was giving them money on patreon for years was a fucking moron
>>218600449Cool, I cant.actually afford it. I just remember the bit.being.hilarious.
>>218597998Absolute asshole take. The store was closing and Adam was still trying to bargain the guy down on an already discounted guitar, calling friends, trying to get "quotes" from some guy he knows. If he had been talking to a manager, maybe, but this was just some guy who worked there that Adam was quibbling with at a time when he was making tens of thousands of dollars a month. Like Nick said, it was Adam acting out the absolute worst stereotypes about Jews
>>218600576Ok he maybe held the guy up for like 20 minutes. Big whoop. It's some busted up guitar and if the place allows bargaining why wouldn't you ask for less?
>>218600576>adam make too much money me angry!!!!!
That’s strange, I recently saw a clip of Stavvys new show where he was adamantly saying “if your friend makes a racist joke he’s a racist and you shouldn’t be friends with him anymore” but here he is sat on the couch with Nick Mullen?Stav has become a fat, centre left liberal cuck Reddit woke sell out Mullen might be a retarded commie but at least he has balls
>>218600674He was talking to some idiot who just started working there and didn't give a shit about his job. Nick's anxiety spiked because he's a pussy. Never talk to the stupid kid who just started working there he will just say he can't do a discount because he has no idea what he can or can't do.
>>218600341That clip had me crying for days. I listened to it over and over, the Tony impression was so on point.
>>218599044Nick never went after the accounts posting the eps on youtube. His time with that Chinese family taught him that copyright is bullshit.
>>218599394go to /pol/ if you want to virtue signal about communism you screaming faggot
I genuinely don’t understand people like Nick Mullen that make the most racist/offensive jokes but call themselves leftists
>>218600863He's never said anything even remotely racist.
>>218600857That wasn't even a virtue signal you illiterate zoomer I just called a guy a moron. Kill yourself. >>218600863You're the problem.
So mamdani looks to be above 5'11 yet here hes nicks heightdid nick really just stand on a box or what?
>>218599641I mean blacklisted might be a strong word, but he hasn't written for a TV show in a long time and the ones he did write for were shit
Stavvys new fans from Reddit who never listened to cumtown won’t like this one
>>218600863he has far left views when it comes to economics because socialism got popular. and people always conflate being left on economics means you also must be woke and left about everything else as well
>>218590114For me, it's Colin Quinn
>>218600971writing for tv sucks & he hates doing it
>>218600057Its not an insult to tell your friend, "hey man, your body is breaking down way earlier than it should, and its not healthy to be this big, have you considered moderating your food intake and getting some more strenuous exercise?"
>>218600863people on the right get offended by jokes all the time, just not racist ones. whatever your political beliefs its refreshing if you can just take a fucking joke
>>218598131MY BEST FRIEND NICK CREATED TUCKER CARLSON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ONLY HE’S ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT HIM
>>218600993Colin is funny.>>218600057too fat to type
>>218601060You're right SNL is funny and does not steal bits.
>>218600334Yes, Adam tried to act like the coffee shop didn't sell sandwiches. He also tried to argue that he didnt want to be late to record but he was late anyways, and this was like 5 years into Cumtown where Adam, by his own admission, had a million dollars just sitting in a checking account. Truly no excuse not to get him a sandwich
>>218600690you can be a little annoyed a giy as talentless and lazy as Adam made tens of thousands of dollars letting Nick and Stav call him gay for two hours a week for 5 years
>>218601226It is kind of annoying, but adam is good at latching onto and being friends with people way funnier then he is and sort of coasting off of that
>>218600312This guy sucks cocks. It was the only funny thing Rogan's ever done.
>>218601226I mean if you were in his shoes, that he has a lifetime warranty on, would you do anything different?
>>218599933Once you have a big enough fanbase and are making like 40k a month just by doing 3 podcasts per month phoning it in becomes the default since more then half of the subscribers just forgot to turn off autopay.
>>218600913>im not virtue signaling i just keep bringing up communism for no reason in a cumtown thread because im Normalgo back to /pol/ with the rest of the NPC retards
>>218601420you lost tranny
>trans surgery should be freeHell yea dude
>>218601420cumtown themselves brought up marxism/communism all the time and it was never funny. its just a retarded meme that wont die
>>218599480So grow a thicker skin. I had friends that called me gay because I cared about my looks but I fucked more than any of them. Even if I didn't I'd just laugh it off.
>>218600863It wasn't uncommon for left-leaning comics to make offensive jokes until pretty recently. Social media and cancel culture caused a lot of them to bitch out. By definition it shouldn't be incongruous for someone with a certain ideology to make jokes (as they're just fucking jokes), but modern mainstream leftism has become extremely conformist and ready to ostracize someone at the drop of a hat and comics are cowardly jesters at heart so most bend the knee. Mullen is the exception that proves the rule as he made his money independently with Cumtown and wasn't as dependent on gig work as others.
>>218601643what shouldn't be free exactly? the "everything is a human right" crowd just wants money not to exist and when I ask basic questions about that they get all pissed off
>>218595478He's a hipster but also mentally ill which he's documented.
>>218601420Bruh, reply to every comment you think is me talking about communism and I'll show you how wrong you are. If you're an actual commie you're pathetic.
>>218601721>the "everything is a human right" crowd just wants money not to existEither these people don't really exist or you're seeking them out and wasting your time
>>218599224Which has nothing to do with what I said. He can coast on index funds with how much he's put in.
>>218599282That was yeaaaaaaaarrrrrsss ago. He's already said multiple times lately that he's rich. If he was struggling his dumb ass would have admitted it.
>>218601881I mean, all he does now is occasional guest appearances on other podcasts, and occasional standup which he doesn't even enjoy doing. Im sure he still has most of his cumtown money but he certainly doesnt have enough money to be rich off of for the rest of his life
>>218599282I'm listening to this arc now and it's like 2018 before anywhere near the peak of the money and 4 years before it would end.
>>218601753Everything they want is good and should be free/a human right. Everything they don't want is evil and racist. That's it.
>>218602042Yeah he does guest spots when he could do more for money yet doesn't. Sounds like a rich guy to me. You know damn well he could do more with how much a certain subsect of the comedy scene socks his dick.
>>218602042Again, it's called investing. He's a white guy who had a personal accountant in his 20s. He had his shit taken care of.
>>218600947Mamdani arrested Fiveish and allowed Nick to use him as a platform to stand on.
>>218602183so its this then. Its this mentality being the reason everything always sucks
>>218601623have fun dying for Israel
>>218602275I mean pretty much. Everyone only sees their side and everything else that isn't with them is against them. The world was a mistake.
>>218590135How do you copy an impression? Genuinely retarded
>>218602359>Only America is controlled by Jews Anon...
>>218601132>He also tried to argue that he didnt want to be late to record but he was late anyways,lmao late to record a fucking podcast that is literally 3 friends sitting on a sofa doing nothing. Half a million left in a checking account should get Adam kicked out of the club honestly he sounds terrible with money.
I honestly had no idea what Inside Out was until way later so I always thought someone just made some art of Nick. You have to admit that the resemblance is uncanny
what IF a retard was gay though
>>218602359the chances of you getting killed for niggers by niggers are way higher tho
>>218602264he's 5'4"
>>218602475>>2186023594 terror attacks in the last week desu
>welcome to gay Jackass: this week were putting wee man up my dad's ass
>>218601810Could you word your reply in a slightly less retarded way so the rest of us can understand what the fuck you're trying to say
>>218602410im sure the richest people on the planet who are all muslim oil tycoons never influence politics of the countries that are currently being flooded with them
..............but the breakfast?
>>218602431I had an image of this guy and two other pixar characters with "what if a retard was gay and chinese" but I seem to have lost it
>>218602625Who started the wars to displace those people?
hehehe fuck yeah dude
>>218602762other muslims, and trump
>>218602733This one?
Nick is hack and a nonce.
>>218602900yep, just need to re-edit the top line now
>>218602893Lol you're retarded. Have a nice day.
>>218603008wala
>>218595478self-hating, nihilism makes a nothing of any man
>>218597803just like Hasan
>>218593861since they decided to ignore your report you can contact them hereif they don't reply within 1 business day let me know and I'll forward you family info to contactyour best bet would be mod or manager
>>218600747>Nick's anxiety spiked because he's a pussywow just wow, anyways
>>218603784he has the most retarded fans of all. no idea why they like him and give him money, hes not even funny which is the bare minimum
>>218603011reddit type of reply. have a bad day
Is there a reason that all Cum Town fans type like women and have the same opinions as women?
>>218603952he's the best looking person thats both progressive and socially a retard (masking he's not) they could find, so they self-insert as him
>>218604008Adam
>>218602042>I mean>I meanYou've been listening to too many podcasts
>>218604008reddit
>>218603828Is there a list you could paste in email To: field?
>>218602762>displacedlmfao You cannot be honest there's no talking with you.
>>218590257What about Cool Adam was he there
>>218604008only nihilistic retarded gay guys think communism is a good idea
>>218603952because you guys are retards
>>218605165>nihilistic retarded gay guysthat and/or brown subhumans
>>218605301They qualify so I didn't mention it. Of course foreign invaders like the idea of free stuff because their consciousness has not evolved beyond "what can I get away with"
>>218604008They're confirmed soft spoken brownoid betas by "cumtown" themselves
Is it just me or has none of the trio been that funny since Cum Town ended? Even the Dark Alliance and Cum Town Classico episodes were better than all of their post-show collabs
>>218605428I wish I didn't enlarge this image. IDK because I have never listened to any post cumtown stuff. I just started listening to their youtube clips last year because I was bored. I went from thinking stav was too annoying to listen to, to listening for Nick. to thinking Nick is too annoying to lsiten to. Now the cycle is complete.
>>218605428I mean the fat fuck and the Jew weren’t even funny DURING cumtown. Stav was just a good laugh track and Adam was a good punching bag. Thats literally itHilarious that the other two are having more success despite not having even 10% of Nicks talent because he’s an autistic over-thinker and the other two aren’t
>>218605860He's not an autistic over thinker he was abused as a child and he doesn't feel safe being himself around people.
So Iran got a new Ayatollah, right, and I was just thinking “But what if the new ayatollah of Iran was gay and retarded and Chinese”
>>218605893>he was abused as a child and he doesn't feel safe being himself around people.finally some comedy in this thread
>>218605894the new ayatollah is trans and valid
The funniest cumtown bits are when Stav says that if comedy doesn’t work out he’s gonna let himself go and become “fat as fuck” He says it two or three times during the lifespan of the podcast and every time you can actually hear the awkward silence of the other two realising that he doesn’t think of himself as a fat fuck just slightly overweight
>>218605966Did you miss Stav calling himself 'regular obese'?
>>218605966>>218606039the bits where he starts defending himself by saying that he "could be fatter" are so fucking funny
>>218602900Dan Soder, Bobby Kelly, Joe List
>Trump is terrible because he’s a racist, anyway wouldn’t it be funny if we all said the n word and just bleeped it out
>>218605894That one already got blown up too.
Nick looks like he got AIDS
>>218605938:(>>218606039The funniest thing Stav ever said was that he could go back to the 1950's and destroy everyone in the NBA. I laughed even typing that now. It's actually kind of sad he is obviously very delusional and addicted to food.
>>218606249He's probably not taking care of himself. His friends need to do better.
>>218606249also looks like hes a midget
>>218606561I bet he's taller and gayer than you.
>>218606618Im 6'2, and nick has said that a boy neighbor once sucked his dick. so you are wrong and right pal
>>218605428I like stavs movie about cult and youtube shorts from his stand up
>>21860673962cm is tiny bro how do you reach the keyboard?
I always thought this was a movie they made up
>>218606906Kate lookin zesty unc fr skibidi 67
>>218602900Last Podcast on the Left looked like this twice!
Bert Chintus
>>218607086ayo that's a good movie though
>>218607086sounds kind of chinese to me pal
>>218606906gary oldman is the same height as nick in this one
>>218590114my friend simulator
