>it is highly illegal to tamper with muggle devices or enchant them.>magic-roofies? Give it to the fucking kids. I don't care.
>>218595532I dig both of them
This shit is slop for children you fucking soillennial loser lmao
>>218595532>mind control curse?>UNFORGIVABLE STRAIGHT TO AZKABAN>mindrape?>have a blast, just make sure you don't lovotomize yourself
>>218595595>I don't let my kids eat onions because it is bad>hammers? Sure, fucking smash your face with them. I don't care.
>>218595595>loser>literally spends all day seething about millennials on /tv/hate to break it to you, but you're a loser
It's a book for children about a culture fundamentally alien to ours. Fuck off and kys
>>218595595The OP is quite clearly making fun of Harry Potter, autist.
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE CROTCH OF FIRE?!? > Dumbledore asked calmly.
>>218595595Not all millenials are leftists, but based
the wizards have their own version of Squid Game, and all because Rowling doesn't like writing quidditch chapters.
the most nonsensical thing to me is the supposed muggle/wizard societal divide. a fuckton of wizards have muggle parents or relatives it's pretty ludicrous to claim they're all ignorant of the most basic concepts about muggle society
>>218595532Ginny is a whore, but who is Hermione planning on drugging?
>>218595595keyed keyed keyed keyed
>>218601247People who say keyed are 100% gay
>>218595595I am a zoomer and look like the guy st the bottom with the glasses and also a leftist though … harry potter is kino btw
>>218595532Please tell me this is about Fred and George making those because their dad is in charge of those exact regulations
>>218595595Remember Nic is a virgin (not by choice-that's just his cope)
Imagine if Soccer or Basketball had two extra players who werent on either team and whose sole purpose was to run around with a baton and knocking players out.
>>218602920soccer and basketball suck so that would improve them
>>218595532I've only found out recently that this whole store that sells drugs to children was funded by Harry from his Triwizard Tournament winnings. He really was a bad guy all along.
>>218602920That's basically NHL hockey.
>>218595595
>>218600416It's human nature, or rather Westoid and African nature to pull up the ladder after you reached the top.
>>218595532she looks kinda hot in this movie ngl
>>218608467>tfw you will never play with Hermione in her bed during winter break when the castle is almost empty, and the play turns into tickling that turns into kissing, and the kissing turns into an exploration game where we find out what our bodies are for.
>>218595532It's implied ginny slips one to harry
>>218608739She was ready to be groped...
>>218608739>doesn't know the castle has magical protections that keep boys out of the girls dormitoriesgrim
>>218602789He's gay
>>218608739>>218609083How would you respond?
>>218609372what are those jeet-tier subs
Chat
>>218610653>no visible discoloration on the gussetthat's going to effect the price ngl
>>218610653Damn, that's fancy. Where do costumers even find this kind of quality?
>>218612653how poor are you lol