>Paramount Pictures recently pitted screenwriters Max Landis and Danny McBride against each other, commissioning separate treatments for a new G.I. Joe reboot in early 2026. However, the studio has passed on Landis’ treatment due to tonal mismatches, while continuing to explore options, including developing McBride’s take.Kek get fucked nerd
landis a shit but at least he does have clever ideas on how to reinvent or reboot franchises
>>218595988he still got paid
>>218596059He was born in '85, just a few years after the Morrow incident and his father got away with not one not two but three counts of involuntary manslaughter, corruption is literally what caused his birth. If justice wasn't a myth, his father would still be behind bars and he'd never be born.
>>218596171Why do people always blame John Landis for the murders, it was a accident
>>218596059Everything related to him is garbage except for his early films
>>218596211Look up what "involuntary manslaughter" means also look into child labor laws.
>>218596253The parents should have known better and shouldn't have let their children near a movie set with explosions
>>218596320They didn't know that was going to occur, Landis and the studio lied to them.
>>218596356Yes the studios lied on behalf of Landis, they insisted child actors because they "thought" Landis wouldnt have it any other way when in reality he would have used dummies
>>218596320>>218596356>>218596425There were rumors that Spielberg was the real culprit and that Landis was used as a scapegoat.
>>218596475All the NewHo kike giants were complicit, that's why Landis didn't do a bid.
>>218596425>they "thought" Landis wouldnt have it any other way when in reality he would have used dummiesEvidence to support this claim?
>>218596059he was constructed from the body parts of dead vietnamese children and vic morrow like a hollywood version of frankenstein's monster
>>218595988>Danny McBrideI sense a high likelihood of a D&D: Honour Among Thieves level bomb incoming
They need to let McBride make ‘The Drayven’
mcbridle should reprise his role as the talk radio guy from gtav, i liked him in it and wish he had an entire station instead of segments
>>218595988It will be vulgar and full of edgy language
I'm typically not a fan of this approach but GI Joe really feels like something you want to introduce and spin off from a more known property like Transformers. You have to move away from the Wokeformers era of Bumblebee, RoTB and TF One and fix that first.
