my favorite bond villain
my favorite were the villains Live and Let Die, creepy as shit all of them
>>218601389For England James?>gets arrested for hate speech
>tastes like… strawberries>I wouldn’t know>I WOULD!!This exchange makes me lmao every time. It’s so weird and out of place for a smooth calculating supervillain like Trevelyan to rub it in Bond’s face that he smooched Natalya first.
>>218601513claw guy was great funmy fave is pic related
How did he not die getting shot at point blank range?>it was dud bulletokay he would still be deaf in one ear
>>218601566>Key West… whateva happened there
>>218601536Makes total sense that ex-006 would know James' reputation of being a womanizer. Probably chased the same women when they were still buddies.
>>218601568More miraculous is that Bond managed to escape an FSB/SVR facility in the middle of St. Petersburg by literally just mowing everybody down with guns and then driving a tank out the city
>>218601389I'd say Goldfinger is probably mine desuHes sleazy and a consummate cheat thief, but clever enough to be a threat. You get the idea that he is only juuuust smart enough to be dangerous. Just enough to make people underestimate him, so that Goldfinger can punish them for doing so later. The whole movie is great, but his response to Bond when he's on the laser table is kino>"Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger??">"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!"
>>218601708I get that part of it just the way he says “I WOULD!” comes off so defiant and angry. The security of the entire world is at stake with secret Russian EMP satellites and 006 is all “Oh yeah? Well I’M A SEX-HAVER NOW TOO, BOND!” It’s just funny and the line was probably meant to be delivered more smugly.
>>218601948Hes even better in the novel. One major upgrade the film did compared to the book was give bond an actual Map/GPS in his car to track Goldfinger. In the book it was basically sound-only proximity beep, so if the beep got weaker he was farther away. There was a whole section about how Bond had to figure out what roads Goldfiger was taking so he could keep up with him
>>218601963Bond was better agent and sex-haver. Kissing the russian chick was the only edge Alec thought he had over James.
>>218601536The 4K version is a nice upgrade as well
>>218601568>tfw he yells "FINISH THE JOB, JAMES" he's talking about 007 killing him
>>218601389>shoots Bond in the cemetery>but it's tranqs >when he wanted him dead anyway because he straps him to the chopper and makes it shoot missiles targeting itselfI don't even think you can do that, that's some GI Joe retardation. Anyway, love Sean Bean but this wasn't it.
>>218601389They should've cast him as Bond instead of Brossnan.
>>218601513These were all great villains
>>218601389he is
>>218601566His name is Tee Hee.
My favorite bond villain and my wife
>>218602470It doesn't work as an own, because Bond is not usually someone to care about female virginity and purity. In fact he seems to prefer sluts.
The most underrated Bond villain coming through
How do you fix the 007 franchise? It really feels like Craig's 007 killed the franchise
>I know, I’ll fake my own death with the assistance of some nobody soviet colonel >and then I’ll disappear into the underground and become an international arms dealer>and nine years later when I’ve got loads of cash I’ll buy a decommissioned satellite array in cuba >and that nobody colonel will become a general and head of the russian military’s space division>and then we’ll steal some top secret russian satellite weapons which may or may not exist >and kidnap the lead systems engineer who will surely sympathize with our cause (or at least our wallet) and help us build an exact replica of the control room for the satellites even down to the two-man simultaneous turn-key safety lock>even though I’m the one calling the shots and the only one who will use it>and we’ll have giant pressurized tanks of liquid nitrogen lining the walls of my secret lair where my goons putz around with grenades and automatic weapons>even though we have no need to cool anything down to that extent >and then when I steal all the money I’ll erase all the financial computers, everyone will know its me and my organization who stole it because we magically became richer by the entire GDP of britain overnight but it’s whatever because I will have avenged my parents I never knew and fucked over the government who looked after me since birth and raised me to be one of the most elite secret agents in the worldwas Alec high?
>>218610955James Bond simply cannot exist in current year without being heavily altered and watered down into a generic action hero. His actual personality is simply too anathema to modern Hollywood writers. They were already watering him down and making him more female-friendly in the Brosnan era, Bond hasn't slapped a woman since Goldeneye.Just let it go into hybernation until writers and producers stop being utter fags, if that ever happens
>>218610955Just go back an set it in peak cold warWho cares about maintaining the real world timeline
>>218611113you misunderstoodboth goldeneye stations were built at the same time, theres a reason why one is in Cuba (think of the 60s). Its likely Ouroumov knew about it since he was a Colonel during the USSR era. Both stations were manned and functional since the Commander at Severnaya station knew exactly what Ouromov was asking for when he arrived. Alec knew there were TWO so it made sense self-detonating the first one to cover the evidence. When you destroy all the computers in London what are they gonna do about it? He's got the money to do whatever he wants with, or maybe its being Laundered at the same time.i do like the designs of the setsThe other parts of what you say are probably valid
>>218611361Eh, I just wanted to make a mid-effort shitpost. The plot of every Bond movie gets downright silly if you dissect it too much.And yeah, the set design was peak.
What bothers me is that he says "For England", when it should be "For UK", "For the Queen", or "For CANZUK"
>>218611483From that height, hitting concrete is like doing a belly flop from an olypmic high dive
>>218611643shut the fuck up
For me is Fatima Blush.NSNA deserves more love.
>>218601389Good news, the character is going to feature in the next Bond film "Rigging the Game". He joins Mi6 in the same intake as Bond and they become friendly rivals.
>>218611643what bothers me is he doesn't say "for you"and Bruce doesn't reply "no, fuck you"
>>218601513You've got a honkey on your tail
>>218611643"For England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, certain commonwealth countries, and parts of France that still have close ethnic ties, James."Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
>>218605457It was to cover his tracks; UK would be blamed for getting one of their operatives involved in the stealth chopper's heist, plus it would put them and the Soviets at odds.Still retarded to not shoot 007 and set the helicopter to explode straight away.
>>218610955real world Bond in 1997, Pierce Brosnan lookalike doing action stunts in Serbia, raves in Berlin, fights in Hong Kong
>>218612322>>218612289kino scene
>>218612235>and parts of France that still have close ethnic ties, JamesIt's called Jersey
>>218612580no it's spelled Guernsey, try reading a book instead of wildly guessing
>>218610955>How do you fix the 007 franchise?You don't. 26 movies + others is a good run.Let it rest.
>>218601513I like it cause it was like a videogame with several bosses
>>218610955You set it in the 60s again
Does Sean Bean ever not deliver?
>>218612850He couldn’t deliver the ring to Denethor
>>218601389Carver is criminally underrated as a villain. His side guys - Kaufman, Stamper, etc. - are all crap, but Carver himself has probably got the most plausible plan of any modern Bond villain. He's not pushing for world conquest or setting off superweapons, he's just a mogul spreading misinformation and then capitalizing crises it sets off.
>>218612731This. Come up with some new spy IPs that try some different things and aren't tied to the same endless memberberries.
>>218612850He is consistently good, an 8/10, but I can't think of a time when he knocked it out of the park with a truly stellar performance. Ned Stark might be his best character, but it wasn't exceptional.
>>218612914Kek
>>218613050Sharpe
>>218612955whats wrong with Stamper?
>>218612955He's also a goofy retard who isn't the least bit threatening or intimidating and has Dr. Evil level intelligence
>>218612981>memberberriesonly faggots use this word
>>218612914He never had the makings of a Gondorian stewardship.
>>218609842Interesting
>>218612289>>218612322I miss the model work.
>>218610955It's doubtful any current studio, director, actors, etc. could pull off any decent Bond films at this late date. At least we got Casino Royale, with the best Bond girl period, and Quantum was okay, Skyfall was tolerable, and the others were total shit, sure.
For England, Bane?
>>218613754No... for you.
>>218601389>my favorite bond villainMake way for the GOAT
>>218601389I liked how many of the OG Bond villains were all weird ethnic minority groups.>Dr. No is half Chink half Nazi>Trevelyan is a Cossack that wants to destroy Britain to avenge their betrayal of the Cossacks>Max Zorin was LebensbornPretty sure there are more examples I'm forgetting
>>218615877Horribly disappointing gun prop considering its the namesake of the film
>>218610707Based. Zorn was great and Christopher Walken nailed it. Shout out to Grace Jones for being the sidekick villain. I would’ve raped the shit out of her back then.
>>218612162that sounds serious. Shall I phone the doctor?
>>218601389This is my favorite Bond villain
