>>218602537
>precocious protagonist asks scientist who invented time travel where they are
>"Not where...WHEN..."

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>painter puts finishing touch on painting
>character travels back in time
>he accidentally breaks the nose of the Great Sphinx of Giza
>painter breaks canvas in half
Hee hee! Hee hee hee!

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>character travels back in time
>meets Moses coming down from Mount Sinai
>"wow, they look heavy, need a hand?"
>"Thanks, here, take numbers 11-20. Make sure you don't drop them"

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>Character falls into a Time-Warp
>At some point in the story he returns to moments before he fell into the Time-Warp and ends up pushing himself into it or otherwise causing himself to fall into the Time-Warp in the first place

>>218602537
>character goes back in time
>his time vehicle smacks into the side of the Tower of Pisa, tilting it off axis

>character goes back in time and has sex with herself

>Character travels back in time

>Immediately crashes into the twin towers

>Sir we need to find a way to Orphan our protagonist
>Two parents arguing in a busy motorway