Would you trade Salma Hayek for Demi Moore in The Substance?
That an entire butt
>>218604112what the fuck are you askingare you saying would we have old and busted Demi Moore do the Substance thing and turn into current day 59-year-old Salma Hayek?or Demi Moore into prime Salma Hayek?
>>218604112Yes we are entitled to have 60 year old Salma get naked
>>218604112Dumb esl coomer
>>218604236I think he wants Salma Hayek to sit on my face and punch my balls while making fun of my cock.
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>>218604487I was about to link to this when >>218604268 asked>got naked on camera at 27 and looked like a 10/10>did it again at 34 and looked like a 10/10>did it again at 40 and still looked like a 10/10>did it again at 47 and STILL looked like a 10/10shame that's probably the last one but good on her for knowing when to go out on top
What if Sam Hyde was a girl and his name was Salma Hydek
Her SI shoot was the first magazine I've bought in like 10 years
>>218604112...no? The point of Demi Moore in the Substance is that the industry put her through the wringer and tossed her out. Salma Hayek isn't that.
>>218604112>Jeff Bezos gets to shove his ugly bald head between those cheeks whenever he wantsSick world
I'm gooning to that on discord if anyone cares
>>218604756>*snorts loudly and spits loogie onto the floor right in front of you*>get a skillstill would honestly
Didn’t she breastfeed some random baby in Africa once? I remember the baby looking so fucking happy and it was hilarious
>>218604487I'll upscale that on Reddit
>>218604112wouldn't work, salma is still beating the wall
>>218605233That was me in Africa in blackface disguised as a baby. I knew exactly what I was doing.
>>218605230>>218605445jesus fucking christ
>>218604112Way too much butt for a white boi.
Everyone always glazes the foot-licking scene in From Dusk til Dawn but for me it's the Candy Girl scene in Dogma
She could be my grandma
>>218605910Kek
>>218604487>when the director loves his audience
>>218604112I would trade my own mother for Salma Hayek.
>>218605326Computer, enchance
How can zoomettes compete?
>>218605230>>218605445crazy how she didn't even start hitting MILF mode until her 50s
>>218606198Literally trying to do that but every source out there is shit, anyways add me on disc if you guys care lone_wanderer37
>>218604112The whole point of substance is that demi moore is a hag Salma Hayek is not a hag
>>218606467I'd fuck both given the chance
>>218604817it's the only magazine I've ever purchased, I'm not a consumer but with a goddess like that I am a coomer
Was her globes appearance her at peak performance?
>>218604112She looks gross. 4chan has bad taste in women.
>>218610757That's a dude
>>218610757anorexic tiktok is so funny because it's like they can't really take it down despite all the fatties reporting them
>>218609315I really like the appearance of her globes if you catch my drift
Supposedly, this was Demi Moore as the model
>>218606134lol, no she couldn't
>>218604112I'd deport her
