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>>218605599>THE WAY CERSEI GUARDS HER CUNT, YOU’D THINK SHE HAD ALL THE GOLD OF CASTERLY ROCK BETWEEN HER LEGS
>>218605599STOP LIKING EVIL WOMEN!!!!!
imagine sarah hess writing cersei's lines
Valyrian steel/magic weapon ranking>StierLady forlornDawnLightbringerEuron’s armor>AtierBlackfyreBrightroarLamentationSandoq’s big fucking swordRed Rain>BtierDarksisterVigilanceHeartsbaneWidows wailValyrian steel Dothraki arahk thingTruth>CtierCelitgar axeIceOathkeeperNightfallOrphan maker>DtierLongclawCatspaw/Aegon’s daggerAegon's armor
>>218605984Dark Sister is S tier and if its Stannis’ bullshit Lightbringer you mean, that’s D tier. Dawn is also A tier
Cast him
>>218606146>if its Stannis’ bullshit Lightbringer you meanno i mean the myth lightbringer, if it's real i imagine it would be Sand dark sister is a girls sword lol
>>218606204Timothee
>>218606204Jaden Smith.
>>218606204Criss AngelThis discussion is now over.
>>218606204Paul Dano
>>218605962Fuck that dyke bitch forever
>>218607106In comes KotSK.
>>218605962>>218607106Picrel is the most "21st century woman" thing ever uttered in ASOIAF.
>>218607106>tell me, was there ever a chance for us...?yououuuuuuuuuu.... HUUUUMIILIAAATEEEED .... ME!.... just because ... i have a VAJAYJAYand NOW .... you ASK ME ..... if there was ... A CHANCE?!?!?!?
>>218606146Stannis sword is the real one, it isn't activated yet because he hasn't killed Davos (his Nissa Nissa) yet.
>>218605599Blessed thread.Please do not sully it with vulgar talk of the vices.
>>218606204idris elba
>>218607106>women in leadership positionsholy based hotd is mega accurate
what a loser!
I always felt like Cersei was miscast. Isn't she supposed to be the hottest woman in Westeros?Who would you have casted instead?
>>218609117She WAS the hottest woman in westeros. Then she got old. She's a bitter wine-aunt now.
>>218609117
>>218609117nah she's well cast, she looks just like the kind of psycho cunt that would throw Gendry away cause he looked too much like Robert instead of like her and Jaime
>>218605599TAOOBA!
I still don't understand how the Boltons were ever around in the "morally grey" series>live in Fort Evil>Symbol is about torture>Every single servant, soldier, lord of this house is comically evil/insane>Infamous for being dicks to everybody>Constantly rebelling but never destroyed despite the Starks killing off various houses for rebellion >Flay people for sport
Andalos? Reformed.Harem of sisters? Married.Heirs? Many.Which way, Andal man?
>>218609361It pisses me off how ugly and lazy all the armors are in GoT. All they had to do was add a steel plate cuirass and chainmail with all the leather they do and the armor would look fine. 100% leather armor is such bullshit
>>218609649I like the Spanish style helmets they have, but I think everyone started wearing leather armor to cut the budget.
>historically accurate Robert Baratheon
>>218605708>he -ACK!
>>218609361>historically stayed on their own lands and didn't bother othersthat's how
Whatever happened to Lady Anne Frank
>>218610897
gentlemen..how are we doing
>>218611199
>>218611199Winds announcement by April, trust
>>218610595
>>218611199i can't jerk off tonight because i went nutso on my junk yesterday and now there's some sort of friction burn scab
>>218611685>murders benjicot's unclebloody ben is going to rape daemon
>>218611914If Black Aly doesn't, Ser Willem was her brother
>rhaenyra and daemon killed my gay son so they could be together? Splendid! I will die for you in battle now!>you killed my nephew for following your orders?! Splendid! I will fight for the dragon queen even harder now! >Rhaenyra named me a traitor and wants my head even though I did nothing wrong? Splendid! I will kill my self to prove my loyalty! Why are blacks such push over cucks
>>218612151they're blacks, anon
>>218609361>>live in Fort Evil>>Symbol is about tortureit's just bantz white boi>>Every single servant, soldier, lord of this house is comically evil/insaneonly in the show, in the books it's basically just Ramsay and his gang, Jaime spends a decent chunk of Storm of Swords traveling with a Bolton retainer who is normal (for a medieval soldier) to the point that it annoys him>>Infamous for being dicks to everybody>>Constantly rebelling but never destroyed despite the Starks killing off various houses for rebellionall of their rebellions were so long ago that no one remembers any details, and they were loyal bannermen otherwise>>Flay people for sportshouldn't have been ironniggers, simple as
>>218612151>Why are blacks such push over cucksIt's either that or getting burnt to a crisp along with all your people by psycho Daemon's worm looking abomination of a dragon.Cregan was the only one with any balls and just gave them a bunch of old men who were going to die anyways(oh and made Jack marry his beloved bastard sister to seal the deal).
>>218612860>(oh and made Jack marry his beloved bastard sister to seal the deal).>believing MushroomAs big a nothingburger that turned to be, that little shit lied, simple as
>>218612936Rather believe Mushroom than Condom and Hiss' fanfiction.
do Beesbury women colour their hair likes bees?
>>218606204Ser Idris of house Elba
>OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALICE WAS A SPECIAL LASS
>>218605599egg is icsh
>>218613777>effortless tripsHow does he do it??
>>218613473Yes, but not the hair on their head
>>218613755>dondarrion actor is a paraplegic how did they get him to do that?
DA KING IN DA NORF!
I wonder if Ira will bring this dude back for dunk and egg season 3.
>>218611771just apply more lube and power through, we all believe in you anon
>>218615183I hope so. Dude has no aura. Cast hot guys for Bittersteel and daemon and keep this guy, 90% of casual viewers are gonna be blackfyre Stans
>>218615290>auraaura can be both positive or negative, you know that right?
Joffrey did few to no things wrong
>>218609117lena heady is hot enough and she's a great actor
>>218616077She's mastered being a bad bitch ngl
>>218615947Truth sister
>>218616121
>>218616220Was Joff volcel, incel, or just fucked up in a new kinda way?
>>218616543Entitled and a sociopath
>>218616543Bastards are devious by nature
>>218616543kingcel
>>218613905He doing six seven hands
>I was in the kingsguard once you know
>>218616769it's cool that the biggest loredrops we get these days are an 8 year old blabbing while making sockpuppets
>>218611199I think the Small Council balls was a silly addition but this is a slick shot.
>>218616495Slow-Mo high as you two fall ninety stories sounds like a damn fine Heaven to me.
why do the Daynes look exactly like Valyrians while supposedly having first men descent?
>>218617684cause fatman felt like it
>>218617684This is why
>>218617684descended from Dawnmen who escaped the first Long Night by fleeing to the east, just like the Ironborn
>>218617929The hightowers don't have Valyrian features
>>218618346>jaehaerys mistakes alicent for saera >jorahs ex looks just like dany They do tho
>>218617929Yeen
>>218607106Power is power was always reddit cringe. One more instance where we deluded ourselves that D&D are competent writers and can carry the show without Martin.
>>218606204
>>218618700I'm down with this casting
>>218618700Xaro Xoan Daxos right there.
>>218606204why is GoT art always so garish
>>218618805Non-garish Darkstar art would be off-model.
>>218609117>I always felt like Cersei was miscast.Yes, Lena Headey has a bitchface, she probably looked like a bitch even when she was in kindergarten.Cersei's cunty nature should be a surprise coming from someone so beautiful. Imagine a q.t. like Sarah Gadon, suddenly going full-bitch.That's how Cersei should have been cast.
>>218618963who is this pan-faced hag? Cersei's supposed to be shockingly beautiful
>>218619447Can't win with you fags.
>>218605599We should've saw more of her getting fucked from behind. Shame D&D watered down her AFFC arc so much.
>>218618963>Cersei's cunty nature should be a surpriseShe was fucking her brother in the very first episode
>>218609117To be far 90% of all the women in the books are described as being sex on legs.That said for Cersei they really needed someone who could full off the dumb blond who thinks she's a genuisCat was the worse miscast imo, the actress looked far too matronly.
>>218609117Britney Spears
>>218622007Cat's actress was like 15 years too old, it barely made sense that a woman that age could have a 5 year old
>>218622118They wanted Sean Bean as Ned so they also aged up the wife, even though Michelle Fairley was literally 48 during the first season when I think she was late 20s in the books
>>218622007>>218622118Cat's casting is iconic, shuddup.
>>218615183Yea, but "he" will be a black woman.
>>218618700SOPA DE MACACO
I will stop watching when jaehaera dies
>GET UP SIR I say to my penis after my third goon session
i miss them
>>218605599Is it bad that I liked her? She reminds me of my mom. In a crazy way, not an incest way.
>>218622007> Cat was the worse miscast imoPost who should be cast as Cat
>>218624384me
>>218622118>>218622203One of the few good decisions by DnD was to age up the child characters, which means they'll also need older parents. It's to work around the cut 5-year-gap, and it also makes filming easier.
>>218618748What a stupid fucking name. Did fat, disgusting, whoremonger retard name you?
>>218609361Starks probably kept them around to threaten any other Houses from ideas of rebelling."Best not think of rebelling against us or we will give you to the Boltons" is a pretty menacing threat.As for their own constant attempts, well sometimes gotta keep some baddies around to keep you on your toes right.
>>218609937They had hundreds of full sets of Lannister armor
>>218605599Lena Headey is hot but wasn't hot enough to play cersei
>>218625394Kill yourself faggot scum
>>218625475Settle down
>>218616769Calling it now. Coldhands is Duncan the tall. He goes north after summerhall.>>218617929The land of always winter (top of Westeros) ist directly connected to the north east of Esso where the five forts are. The map we see is not aligned north to South, but northeast to southwest.
>>218622203Book accurate Cat would look the same age as show Robb kek. Also book accurate Robb would be retarded since no one would take a 14 year old king whipping entire Lannister armies across the Riverlands and the Westerlands seriously
>>218625598Benjen warged Mormont bird before death and Coldhands is Duncan, it’s old theory
>>218625641The books are pretty funny looking back on them.You have teenagers leading armies to victory, the greatest swordsmen are described as insanely skilled, armor is ridiculously ornate and decorated, etcI swear the whole series was George writing an anime novel.
>>218625641>Also book accurate Robb would be retarded since no one would take a 14 year old king whipping entire Lannister armies across the Riverlands and the Westerlands seriouslyShah Ismail I inherited lordship over some mountain clans and warrior mystics at the age of 13. By 15 he had conquered all of Iran and created a state that would continue to this day. At 18 he married a tomboy princess a few years younger than himself. He died at 37 from alcoholism.You DO have made something of your life at 30+, right anon?
>>218625889> It is often assumed that Ismail led the Safavid movement to victory by himself, even though he was only twelve years old when he emerged from hiding to begin his conquests and not older than fourteen when he was crowned Shah. In fact, a group of seven advisers known as the ahl-i ikhtisas directed the Safavid revolution.
>>218614477Cybernetic enhancements choom
>>218625394perfect cersei if it was book 5 cersei who has aged, Lena might not be as youthful and pretty but fuck she understood her assignment
Ismail's oldest son Tahmasp succeeded his father at 10yo. He lead and won his first battle at 14 years of age.
>>218606204Ser Gerold's too good for the series and above fancasting considerations.
>>218606146>Dark Sister is S tiernot to be confused with Dark STAR then, which is SSSSSSSSSSSS tier
It’s weird how in the books “Alaynne” has enough political capital to marry Harry despite being a bastard of a minor lord and a common woman yet the King’s bastard, the same King who’s family appears to be dying off and undergoing a succession crisis, in the same setting has zero political capital. I wonder if Mya will suddenly become important. If Tommen and Myrcella die (they will), then she will be the oldest and last publicly known child of Robert Baratheon (with Edric missing). If Robert Arryn is declared King of Mountain and Vale he could legitimise her and anyone who married her could raise forces for her claim (with the Lannisters being spent and about to get massacred in Riverrun). Or not, George is really inconsistent on how bastards are treated. Legit Mya + Revealed Sansa would have claims to Stormlands, Riverlands, North and the Crown between them. Even in Rickon is revealed (as per the draft) Riverrun is still an amazing consolation prize. Plus if Robert Arryn is actually Littlefinger’s get then he would have cucked the whole realm this way. (King Robert II x Queen Mya).
>>218626351what's the precedent of bastards? Edric is younger but he is male
>>218626529There isn’t really one. A legitimised bastard should be same as a trueborn, so a legit male should go ahead of a legit female but there’s not really precedent.
>>218626689who would have more right to the thronefAegon (with Blackfyre) married to Mya Baratheon or Dany (with dragons) married to Edric Baratheon
>>218611771It's better after a break anyway
>>218605599Just started watching hotdOtto is by far the best character so far, though Viserys is great too. I also like the Kingsguard that Rhaenyra rapes
>>218626796He bears the sword, simple as.
>>218625706>the greatest swordsmen are described as insanely skilled, armor is ridiculously ornate and decorateWhat's funny about that? It's how it should be.
>>218625889>>218626019Those little cunts didn't win shit, they had great generals and advisers who actually did the warring and ruling.
>>218626980Viserys is such an interesting character in how I can acknowledge that a lot of the blame for the civil war can be placed on him and his dumb ass choices, but at the same time I pity him for being a genuinely jovial guy who just wishes his family would get along so he can play with his Lego Valyria. The actor does such an amazing job as him.
>>218627522He's not as stupid as he appears on the surface either, I like how he handled Daemon after the incestident
>>218627015>He bears the swordI'M A LANNISTER, SUCK ME OFF!
>>218618748>Xaro was a languid, elegant man with abald head and a great beak of a nose crusted with rubies, opals, and flakes of jadeHmm.
>>218626796Aegon x Mya because Men should come ahead of Women when it comes to the throne per the great council of Jahaerys. Daemon fucked his heirs over by not just keeping the name Targaryen to be honest. Aegon x Legit Mya is actually stronger than Aegon x Shireen because Mya is Robert’s and everyone knows it while Littlefinger has poisoned the well over Shireen and people might seriously think she’s Patchface’s.
>a big deal is made over Starks personally beheading those they sentence to death, it is the opening scene of the series and regularly used to draw contrasts between others for the first few seasons>from season 6 onward, Jon starts threatening to hang everyone
>>218626980HotD actually has decent main cast and a lot of potential, even if they veered way off track from the source material but for whatever reason, they proceed to sideline and underutilise the cast in the second season in order to hamfist in the blandest BBC fantasy tier side characters. People won't like me saying this but the first season had some of the best writing and performances seen in the entire franchise but then in the second season we are watching some Indian woman complain about grocery prices, a troon philosopher pirate love story, black guys on a dock vaguely explaining nothing to eachother.
>>218626351Tons of times IRL where a bastard with the right politically charged parent had far more marriage weight then some middle level lord's legit child with tons of land with no political sway.
>>218626351no one in universe knows that Mya Stone is Robert's daughter except Cersei
Did "The Late" Walder Frey let anyone cross during Robert's Rebellion?
>>218627730The Dance isn't good source material to begin with. It's a generational family drama where several generations of interchangeable people sit around for years doing nothing. Daemon really just chills in Harrenhal and does nothing.
>>218627630Why would Jon Stark do this
>>218605984>long claw and ice that lowKys >>218609117Lena works, I think Cersie should be an aging beauty still hot but with her prime behind her.
>>218627970EVERYONE knows. Lyanna knew in the North (which put her off Robert and made her pine for married men instead for some reason). Sansa finds out because someone else in the Vale tells her. The fact that she has a noble bastard surname in Stone and is not just Mya proves this. There’s no official acknowledgement is all. It would be easy for Littlefinger to forge one. When it comes down to it, he also has a strong, fresh army in the vale and tons of guys there who will want to avenge Jon Arryn if he pins his death on them and if they believe it or not it gives them an excuse.
>>218609463I prefer conquering Westeros. Love the mod but I swear I can only play two generations max.
>If she pops out sons the way she pops in tarts, the Dreadfort will soon be overrun with Boltons. Ramsay will kill them all, of course. That's for the best. I will not live long enough to see new sons to manhood, and boy lords are the bane of any House. Walda will grieve to see them die, though.Did he really mean this or did he just feed Theon BS because he knew Theon would report to Ramsay? Roose was only in his 40s, there's still plenty of time for him to raise a proper heir instead of leaving the house to the most unsubtle psychopath ever
>>218628091> Lyanna knew in the North Good point, if fucking Northerners know of something it must be general knowledge in Vale…to everyone but Mya
>>218628131It makes perfect sense if Roose is immortal vampire that plans to skin change bastard before he turns 50
>>218607106are those actual lines from those scenes
You guys have me almost curious to try CK3 again. The vanilla experience was so shit though. But I am tempted to breed an incestuous Targaryen dynasty ...
How can you complain Cersai was miscast while old ass Catlyn was perfect?
>Oldtown is the greatest city of Westeros>it's situated on the west coastwho did these niggas even trade with historically outside of Lannisport?
>>218629184Westowesteros.
>>218611914Bloody Ben's role will be merged with Oscar Tully due to toxic masculine role models not being allowed in the year of our lord 2026AD and the gentile nature of the HotD writers guild
>>218609463>Harem of sisters? Married.ermmm... that's not compliant with the Faith
>>218625050You see the meticulous planning and foresight alone tells me the way GoT panned out was derailed on purpose
>>218629184Gatekept esoteric knowledge and market manipulation were their primary exports
>>218610104GODS WHAT A STUPID POST
>>218618963What about Kate Beckinsdale? She was hot and somewhat older at the time and english
>>218628131>instead of leaving the house to the most unsubtle psychopath everHouse Bolton is all about psychopathy, as long as no they keep the really crazy shit in the Dreadfort no one cares.
It is kind of funny he wrote the whole thing about the lads during the dance like its exceptional even though Robb is supposed to be like 14-15
>>218629184the east side of Westeros and the Free Cities? The Reach is still the richest agricultural region in the known world, even if it's an awkward place to ship out of
>>218629643Everyone is a knight at 12 and does some incredible feat.
>>218629569Ramsay was wrecking havoc all over the north, it's only a matter of time until the other lords could no longer tolerate his shit and band together to kill him and bring down his house
Was Walder Frey also unaware that his son wasn't made lord paramount of the riverlands?
just heard hodor might be a descendant of dunk and I hate grrm with a burning passion, what a hack
>>218630011Only Brienne is implied to be a descendant of Dunk, some retarded fans just think that a character can't be tall without having Dunk's blood in them
>>218629683>The Reach is still the richest agricultural regionIf you're shipping lemons, spices and beeswax, none will ship grains so far by sea
>>218609361i like to believe the flaying thing historically was done for magical purposes
>>218630117the Arbor is a massive exporter of wine, it's brought up constantly
Which region is most likely going to be rich from oil millennia later?
The problem with Lena as Cersei is that even by S1 she was attractive yet still inches away from the wall, when that is how she should be in the later seasons
Reminder.
I think Lena’s performance was alright but not anything special; they probably could have done better. Not really her fault Cersei got so ridiculous when the show went off the rails.
>>218631329We missed out on big booba Myrcella
>>218630094Great-Jon Umber? Dunc'd.
>Ned and Robert quickly become friends>Mya and Sansa quickly become friends >Gendry and Arya quickly become friends>Jon and Stannis quickly become friends (even though Stannis would never say it)The Baratheon-Stark bond is transcendent and eternal. I hope Shireen and Rickon become friends as well.
>>218631621>Myrcella and Sansa didn't become friendsok fatman did you have to be so on the nose about it
>>218631224>life expectancy all around the world before the industrial revolution was half of it is today>"NOOOOOOOOO you can't have 14 year olds getting pregnant! Even if for some mysterious reason they are able to do so and even before that age. You just can't!!"Those retards should have been thrown down from a cliff.
>>218630094>Only Brienne is implied to be a descendant of DunkNot even implied, George outright confirmed it.Hodor is also very likely a descendant based on the fact that we know Dunk was in Winterfell and Bran sees a wierwood vision of old Nan kissing a super tall knight. It's a lot more tenuous than the Brienne connection though, obviously.
>>218631621>I hope Shireen and Rickon become friends as well.nobody tell him
Doreah or Irri?
>>218629728>could no longer tolerate his shit and band together to kill him and bring down his houseSomething they should have done a long time ago.
>>218631751It’s either not old nan or Dunk. The timeline doesn’t make sense.
>>218606204Ezra Miller
>>218631899Could be that old Nan's mom was a spitting image of her.
>>218629728>it's only a matter of time until the other lords could no longer tolerate his shit and band together to kill him and bring down his houseOther lords aren't very different.
>>218630094>Brienne is a descendant of Dunk>Jaime is a descendant of RohanneWhy didn't I think of this before
>>218631788About what? Fatman dropped some new WoW chapters?
>>218631621Rickon will become friends with Davos (honorary Baratheon)
>>218626351>It’s weird how in the books “Alaynne” has enough political capital to marry Harry despite being a bastard of a minor lordHarry is pretty much "sold" to the said minor lord who knows "Alaynne" real worth.
>>218632191Or Rickon and his adopted familywill eat Davos
>>218626351>Robert Arryn is actually Littlefinger’sI don't buy this, in her last moments Lysa blurted out everything she conspired with Littlefinger yet she didn't mention Sweetrobin possibly being his son?
>>218632224I don’t think they know who Alayne really Is I think Littlefinger says he loaned them a bunch of money and they’re using the marriage as payment. Kind of an asspull.
>>218632349>I don’t think they know who Alayne really IsThey don't. >Kind of an asspull.Nah it's common medival practices which eventually led to creating title of Baronet.
>>218624384Rhona Mitra could have been a good Cat. When GOT premiered she was around the same age as book Cat. Just need to give her auburn wig.
>>218632531>brown eyesDORNISH
>>218622007>Cat was the worse miscast imo, the actress looked far too matronly.Agreed and they had already cast the much more appropriate Jennifer Ehle as Catelyn for the pilot episode but D&D fucked it up so badly, that HBO scrapped it and started over again and by then, she had bailed on the production.
>>218632983Kino.
>>218622007>>218632983L take
>>218631812Doreah is hot but she's a backstabber while Irri (a Nepalese-Ukrainian chick) is a properly obedient slavegirl.
>>218628827>while old ass Catlyn was perfect?She wasn't. Reading the chapter where Ned nutted in Cat and her laying there bare breasted in the cold (probably with diamond nipples) gave me a raging boner. Seeing Cat's casting in the show completely ruined that moment for me.
>>218633175Don't forget running around naked with cum dripping from her pussy while maester Luwin is in the room.
>>218633216>>218633175disgusting vile coomer filth
>>218633175This, people tend to forget that ned was a pussy destroyer
>>218633256repulsive coombrain
>Catelyn's bath was always hot and steaming, and her walls warm to the touch.What did GRRM mean by this
>>218633239>>218633331You are the few, we are the many.
>wet. every post seperated by post cooldown
>>218631730
I am entering this thread to say one thing: Fvck Jaehaerys' dumb bitch daughters.
>>218625050>good decisions by DnDThere is no such thing.
>>218631899As the other anon mentioned it could be Nan's mom, or maybe Nan is just really fucking old (I guess she'd have to be about 100?)
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>>218633535at least half of the hate they get should go to GRRM desu, there are tons of show only scenes that are incredible or things like spending more time with Robb and Catelyn because their actors were so good
>>218633722The good show-only scenes were more anomalies than anything, past season 1 basically every show change is awful, and it starts to compound season over season. I don't think having actual novels to base the plot from would've improved much overall considering how much they had condensed the story by season 5 and how little they cared about the product by the end and how much of a hurry they were in to finish the show.
>>218630094The Clegane brothers are also probably descendants of Dunk.
>>218633706Why are you pretending to be me?
>>218633797The "they're tall so they're probably Dunk descendants" type theories are the weakest claims like this. There's literally no reason to think this.
>>218633797The cleganes are Dunk + TanselleHodor is Dunk + Nan Brienne is Dunk + unknown
>>218631899>It’s either not old nan or Dunk.Gurm straight up admits Brienne is a descendant of Dunk.Bran's vision clearly implies Dunk fucked (Hot Young) Nan and thus Hodor is a descendant of Dunk.The Clegane brothers are probably Dunk's descendants also.
>>218633797Wun wun is also a descendant of dunk
>>218633706>>218633856all me btw
>>218633722>tons of show only scenes that are incredibleThe show was fucked from S01E01."M'lord, the king is coming!""Quick, put the giant retard in the front row!""Yes, m'lord!"
Dunc is a descendant of time-traveling Bran.
The Night King is a descendant of Dunk
>>218633967Based samefag keeping our general alive
>>218633917>a tall knight was seen kissing someone here several decades ago so the biggest guy in town must be his descendant >another two tall guys on the other side of the continent? also his descendants
>>218634115This, but unironically
>In the published book, Jaime successfully saves Brienne from being raped by the Brave Companions via his saphires ruse. In the draft, Brienne is raped repeatedly, and after awhile fully submits to it, lying there like a dead fish as it happens.How many major characters are actually shown raped? Like rape-rape not "ahaa please noooooo~~" rape
>>218614477He has hemiplegia on his right side. He’s all left. Probably why they have him being carried by whores, holding onto a pole, or otherwise sitting down
>>218633967Bad edit, at least the other guy bothered to add the space while pretending to be me.
>>218634115>a tall knight was seen kissing someone here several decades ago so the biggest guy in town must be his descendantI mean it wasn't just "someone," Bran does say it's Nan. Based on the fact that we know Dunk went to Winterfell I think it's a pretty solid theory. The North doesn't even have knights, a super tall knight hooking up with Nan is very noteworthy.The rest of the theories about Dunk descendants other than Brienne are definitely stupid though, not everyone tall in Westeros needs to be one of Dunk's grandkids.
>>218634168I bet GRRM wrote drafts of every major female character getting raped
>>218631751>ah young brandon, did I ever tell you about the time sir duncan the tall pounded me harder than maekar’s mace on the back of baelor’s head
I think the "Coldhands is Dunk!" guy is just being annoying on purpose and knows that theory is shit
>>218634246Were her sons tall? Hodor is a grandson.
>Were her sons tall? I don't think we ever hear a word about her sons/Hodor's dad>>218634890>Hodor is a grandsonGreat grandson
>>218634817It's been explicitly debunked by the people who handle George's canon/continuity stuff
>>218635089Yeah, of course he's not "Sir" Duncan. There are nor "Sirs" in westeros. There are Sers, but Duncan is no knight either, he's fake.So Duncan = Coldhands is still confirmed.
Anybody got the one where Tywin plots against various houses and does something symbolic to their sigils?
>>218635089>sir Duncan
>>218631730Calm down, Ser Meryn
>>218631730Girls shouldn’t get pregnant at 14 as their bodies are not fully developed to handle childbirth
>>218634890It may have skipped a generation which disguised all the cucking Dunk did.
>>218634359They will all be included in his next book, Game of Thrones: Bad EndsWhich of course will come out before Winds of Winter.
>>218635318PLEASE I NEED IT
>>218633967This is what all my threads look like
>>218634023If they bothered to at least dress him properly it would be kind of sweet
>>218636966It's fucking retarded. All of the peasant servants would have been way back well behind the family, with nobles like Rodrick Cassell and Theon Greyjoy right next to them.Dumb & Dumber are talentless nepobabby hacks.
>>218634023Hey, that's no way to speak about Catelyn
>>218637274
>>218637274gotem
Are dany chapters always about her being either being fucking horny or a bleeding heart or her bloodline
>>218625598Essos isn’t connected to Westeros via the land of always winter, George flat out said so. Five forts isn’t another wall
>>218637806Sometimes they're about poop.
>>218637834>The sun gleamed in the river>The creamy mustard-colored foam frothed from her pink openingOr some such
>>218637806Sometimes she does some lesbian stuff
>>218637274savaged that bitch
>>218637806George is telling us that women are too emotional and driven by carnal desires to be good leaders. The overall theme of ASOIAF is that women should be kept away from power.
>>218636642>in his next bookgraphical novel
>>218638906It will be a lavish coffee table book coming later this year, an illustrated, condensed version of all the rapes in ASOIAF - both published and unpublished scenes of ravaging and defilement. We needed a shorter book to make room for all the art. My friends Elio Garcia and Linda Antonsson of WORLD OF ICE & FIRE fame handled the abridgement.
>>218637274>>218639101
lmao if you type "lesbian dragon show" into google, the ai will really pull up HotD for you
>>218639545First it tells me about "the dragon prince" and then it mentions house of the dragon.Still pretty funny.
>>218634023>"Quick, put the giant retard in the front row!"We want robert to think we have strong men
>>218631899Maester Aemon is from the same time frame and alive for GoT so "old nan" can too, unfortunately it makes too much sense, and grrm will want to tie dunk into the "grand scheme" of things somehow
Lena Headey in 1997 with Natascha McElhonehttps://www.redgifs.com/watch/cornflowerbluesomberspreadwing
>>218637806just wait until she meets jon she'll become pure for him
>>218609117Lena Headey is an absolute sexpot and I am tired of you fags trying to gaslight me.
>>218631496Holy tits Batman
>>218631329Time flies
>>218642237yes. look at this. >>218641587
>>218631496Cast her as Bessie in Robert’s Rebellion
>>218642458>>218631496She's pretty chill
Heroic deaths
>>218642621Daemon's death was almost too heroic for asoiaf
Wasn't the Myrcella actress revealed to be a bullying cunt?
>>218643521I wish she’d bully me
>>218643637Would Cersei kill herself if Jaime fucked that?
im finally home..anything interesting happening in thread?
>>218644220Yes, I need the /got/post about Tywin and the butchering of the deer and the catching of fish that resulted in posts about what he'd do if he plotted against other houses
>>218644313House Martell
I’m listening to the books. Is Tywin not an absolute moron for just going around raping and killing entire villages in the river lands? I’m only at the start of CoK but surely everyone still remembers Aerys and wouldn’t really be in the mood for making alliances with someone who doing something arguably worse? I know the whole renly/tyrell thing swings the war but surely bannermen would simply not come out for Tywin at some point or push for the Tyrells to kill him
>>218641628
>>218644648Yes, in the books it's a lot more clear that Tywin's approach to rule/warfare might work in the short term, but is an abject failure in the long term.
>>218644648In reality the Tyrells would have just sieged Casterly Rock and burnt down Lannisport while Tywin was busy burning down the Riverlands after brokering with Stannis to marry Loras to Shireen and maybe Willas to Arianne to get Doran on board. Stannis takes Kingslanding and then they eventually march north and squash Tywin against the Neck.
>>218644889I kinda get Renly and the Tyrells dragging their feet when joining the war since the whole king of the north thing was annoying the bartheons and then waiting on robb to back renly for king. I think blackfish and catelyn talk about renly potentially being used to siege Tywin at Harenhall
>>218644648the later books are extremely clear that Tywin's drive to ensure the supremacy of his house at all costs will end up destroying it by sacrificing long term stability for short term gains
>>218643521Which one? Never heard of it>>218644889No one would betrothe their children to someone with greyscale.
THE FUCKING APPLE BOY
>>218644648I tried listening to the books but that faggot dotrice fucks it all up
>>218645270Shireen is healthy, just scarred, similar to pox marks.
>>218644648>surely everyone still remembers Aerys and wouldn’t really be in the mood for making alliances with someone who doing something arguably worseare you retarded? the nobility doesn't give a shit if peasant villages get dabbed on. they get butthurt if the king starts burning Lord Paramounts alive
>>218644313
>>218645434There are some characters I’m not liking him doing (Theon, Sam, Bronn, Piotr) but there are others like Robert, Mormont, Varys, Illyrio and especially Drogo that are equal or I prefer desu. He’s also go at voicing general background characters
>>218613473>lady beesbury
>>218645712Why is tywin in modern clothes
>>218646121I had to stop at one point when he was doing some woman's voice while she was getting screwed (I think Lysa).
>>218646250They had shirts and trousers in the middle ages. They weren't savages.
>>218646121>PiotrPoland mentioned.
Something i noticed about HOTD , even though the writing went to dog shit after episode 8, the cinematography throught the whole show stood out to me as being really good, and im someone who usually cares or notices that kinda thing.
What do the Warden titles even mean? Is a LP not essentially a Warden of their region already?
>>218646626I hate how everything is blurry and out of focus and the colors are washed out with a blue grey filter
>>218628077longclaw sucks
>>218646645Wardens are charged with protecting that region against foreign invasion and would be the supreme commanders over all the troops in that region.In the 1st book after Jon Arryn bits it Robert makes Jaime warden which pisses off the Vale since that means they'd have to take orders from him.
>>218645668The peasants farm their land and make their kingdoms run. Tywin actively going out and raping entire villages and mustering children and betraying lords is honestly worse than anything Aerys did desu. Atleast he sat in his throne room biting a couple rich people at a time
>>218645712Bless you laddie
>>218646645It's a first-bookism that becomes irrelevant later.
>>218647419many such cases
MAKE THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>218648464>>218648464>>218648464migrate
>>218647419but it's constantly brought up and cited
