>girlfriend finds out you’re not jerking off>runs outside and gets deflowered by JFK jr. Why’d she react so poorly?
This is a Frasier thread now.
>>218607922Can't do it, I'm not listening. I have frasier fatigue.
>>218607577if i'm in a relationship, i completely stop masturbating. is this not normal? why the fuck would i do it myself?
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>>218608028Interesting theory. Hope you get the chance to test it out someday
>>218608028In my case, my libido is only good for one coom every two days. Why would I waste that on my hand and not her?
send me back
>>218608028depends on how often you have sex with your girl, you guys doing it at least once a week?
>>218607577My Mother used to be Jane Leeves Father's secretary, she has a brother who was a top squash player.
>>218607577I've been doing some lethal farts
>>218608054You haven't lived untill you eat penne with pesto naked after a 2 week whiskey binge
>>218608438Define a "2 week whiskey binge".
>>218608438I have druk fatigue. >is this the thread?>dude alcohol, my life is in shambles!(but not really)>dude remember steel reserve!!!???It's all so tiresome.
>>218608185What does he smell like?
>>218608054MERCY
what
>>218609399classic Kelsey Grammer
>>218609399I feel like this is fake and/or OP is talking about himself and is greatly exaggerating but I hope it's real
>>218609567What are you saying, that someone would go on the internet and tell fake stories? Fuck off.
>>218607922Was the "Daphne gets fat" plot because the actress got pregnant?
>>218609714yes and she was 100% on board
>>218608028I kept masturbating when I was married because my wife refused to give me blowjobs or try any different positions.
>>218610527If it was up to me my wife would be sucking my dick and getting fucked every day (by me), but her sex drive is lower than mine so I gotta crank it out.
>>218611008>her sex drive is lower than minedoes she work with a lot of black guys? if so, i got some bad news for you...
