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>stars the most popular person of the decade at the peak of her popularity
>movie is designed around mass appeal (sex, violence, humor)
>massive marketing campaign
Why did Barb Wire fail so badly? The movie is a boring piece of shit, but that’s usually not a problem.
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>>218607912
Nudity doesn't sell
People go to cinema with their families and friends
Nobody wants to see some vile coomer trash
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>>218607912
>Why did Barb Wire fail so badly? The movie is a boring piece of shit, but that’s usually not a problem.
this was the first big '...yeah, ill wait to rent that on video' movie. R rating so the highschool crowd did hit. Not a date movie or something for the family
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Pamela Anderson looked stiff and angry throughout the movie. She lacked the joyfull cheeryness which Monroe and every other blonde had before her. Her fake tits and blonde hair did her no good. It easy to spot how she drains and zaps out the energy from each scene she's in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARqfD6Wm3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8fWZBppa7I

It's like she's just working. One mechanical movement and a line/reply delivered robotically after another. She's basically Arnold but with no smile. She'd be a terrific Terminator. But she was no Barb Wire. That character had some spunk in her, the action, the comeback, a classic superhero which needs a competent actress to make her right. It's sad but it's almost the reverse problem of Halle Berry in Catwoman.

>>218607977
Nah, Anora and Housemaid has been some of the more successful movies lately.

>>218608559
Showgirls preceeded it by a year but you're spot on with the rent it on video explanation. The 90s was a different beast.
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>>218607912
It was a dystopian B-movie and the 90s were crowded with post-apocalyptic and dystopian movies. Boobs weren't enough.
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>>218608885
Anora had oscar campaign and minimial budget
Housemaid was based on best selling book for women and had barely any nudity
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>>218607977
Die in a fire Zoomer. I watched Sparticus and Game of Thrones with my family and those were full of nudity and sex.
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>>218608991
Lol the most panned episode of game of thrones is when sansa got raped
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>>218607912
It's not an awful film, but it's a bit boring. And if sex appeal is meant to be the hook, then it should have been more sexy. Pam wears some kinky outfits and titillates us to a small extent, but there's nothing to go wild about here. It's actually very tame.



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