Condoms work 97% of the time
>>218609327>Have sex 100 times>Theres 3 chances of her getting pregnantI feel like she'd notice if the condom broke
>>218609327women cheat and lie about it the other 3%
>>218609327"...not when it's been sitting in your wallet, for like seven years" - Chanandler Bong
>>218609327be sure to buy condoms of an appropriate size. if they're too small then they have a tendency to break. if they're too big then you look insecure and they have a tendency to get sucked up and held onto by her vagoo.
Imagine being a straight man using condoms lol
>>218609327friends turns to absolute shit in season 5 once monica and chandler get togetherjust braindead cartoon slop for npcsfirst few seasons are 90s kino however
The condom was on a break.
>wear comdom>still pull out
So are you or are you not supposed to stretch the condom over your nutsack too? Been getting conflicting answers about this.
>>218609519>Oops I dropped my magnum condoms for my monster dong
>>218609948You have to stretch it over your head like a little hat
>>218609327So, to be sure, you have to wear a condom and she should take a pill?
>>218610213condomfemale condompullouthormonal birth-controlphysical birth-controlplan bif the little guy/gal survives that then they've earned it.
Bayesian
>>218610213the only safe sex is granny sex
>>218609327That's 97% efficacy at preventing pregnancy over the course of one year of standard use.
>>218609327This is why I chose to be gay.
My doctor said it's scientifically impossible to get pregnant if you pull out
>>218612255an ex and i employed the pull-out method as the only form of birth-control for three years. zero preggos (that we know of). we didn't track her ovulations either. my conclusion is that pull-out method is 100% effective if you have a brain or one/both of us is/are a genetic dead-end.
>>218610213jizz into tin cans and throw them at the houses of girls you like instead.
>>218612255WAP make that pullout game weak
>>218609327Puritan yankee scaremongering. Compared to most animals, humans have a hard time getting pregnant. That's the price to pay for being fertile year round. Most animals are only fertile during a few weeks of the year. Sperm has to swim up a hostile environment and have to meet the ovum at just the right time in the woman's menstrual cycle. Even if the ovum is fertilized, chances are it won't embed onto the uterus lining for a hundred reasons. Most fertilised ovum are rejected due to defects too. For a woman to get pregnant, she would need to get creampied multiple times per day during her most fertile time. You really have to be fucking like rabbits to get pregnant. Never believe anyone who says it was an accident or she only did it once.
