>Yo Jordan! What up my nigga!>Remember me? Its ya boy Keegan. Like from the Key & Peele show? >Those were such fun times man haha. Like that one skit where we dressed up as pro football players for the East/West bowl? Man that shit was too funny ahah>Or that one time we had a skit about how listening to dubstep made blood come out of our orifices? Duuude that shit was fire yo!>Haha, anyway, what you been up to man? I hear you're a big deal now directing and producing movies, shiiit man youre movin up in the world good for you man! Haha wow, thats some crazy shit man!>Oh me? You know, I've been chillin, works been good i guess. Im a big time commercial TV star now but hey enougb about me! How've you been?>Yo if you ever wanna hang out, just call me my nigga! We totally gotta bring back those good times like you playing Wendell and im the Indian tech support guy! Remember that? No...? Ah brotha its all g man haha. >if you need any like, roles to be filled, idc how small, hit me up dawg! My door's open haha
>>218610643X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS
>>218610643Jordan disowned him because he married a white woman.
>>218610643hes really said this, i was there
Someone post the Jordan Peele response
>>218610643dude has been a steadily working actor/comedian/writer for over 20 years. jordan peele hasn't had commercial or critical success in nearly a decade, quite literally has nothing on the horizon it seems, and a movie that was supposed to release has been shelved. if anything. it feels like you should be aiming shots at jordan and not me.
>>218611172If you say so Keegan.
>>218611172JACKMERIUS TACKTHERATRIX
The way Peele's career is going they're both going to be reunited working at Taco Bell soon enough
>>218611160>Jordan, Keegan Michael Key is on line 1>Who?>He says you worked together on MadTV and something called "Key and Peele">Uh, take a message. I don't know who the fuck that is. Is he on my Christmas card list?
>>218610643Jordan is officially known as the IOU guy while this bald fuck is getting more from playing a fucking Mario character than most actors do in their careers
>>218612252Kek
>>218611160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U9rMkgoGL8
DAHISTORIUSLAMISTORIUS
he is one skin tone tier too light to act black
>>218611635GRUNKY PEEP
>>218610643TORQUE [CONSTRUCTION NOISE] LEWITH
>>218610643Yeah this guy ain't black enough to talk like that
>>218610643does anyone have the version that leads to peele helping him get the role of toad in the mario movie
>>218611160> Haha… Keegan. Keegmeister! Yeah man. Hey. So yeah the show was fun, definitely, good memories good memories>Look I’d love to catch up more but honestly my schedule is just… it’s a lot right now. Like a LOT a lot. You probably wouldn’t even understand the kind of projects I’m juggling, it’s just a different stratosphere these days you know? No shade.>The East/West Bowl stuff is cool and all but I’ve kind of moved past that chapter of my career if that makes sense? Like that was great FOR WHAT IT WAS but I’m in a very different creative space now. Very different.>Commercial TV huh? That’s yeah no that’s great man. That’s really great. Good for you seriously.>Listen I got a meeting in like>*checks watch*>I actually already should have left like ten minutes ago>Roles? Yeah I mean my casting people handle all of that so you’d have to go through the proper channels like everyone else, I don’t really do the whole “hey hit me up” thing anymore just because of boundaries and professionalism and whatnot, you get it.>But yo it was SO good hearing from you man, seriously, take care of yourself okay?
>>218612262Capeshit has lost its effectiveness on the masses so we are movieing onto videogames.
>>218610778Jordan also married a white woman
>>218621244>Chelsea Peretti>whiteLol
>>218610643Please don't post browns on the catalog I was eating op not cool
Key and Pee
>>218621244She's jewish.
Was The Predator (2018) intentionally bad? It had to be, right?
>>218621244Disperse!
>>218610643he voices Toad in the mario movies and the first one did a billi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RD1-CNUWM4
>get out>Us>Nope>Xfiles>HimHis shit keeps getting worse. Keegan won.
>>218610778>>218621244>nigs can get a white wife but I can'tFuck this gay life
>>218630002He probably got paid out the ass for the Mario movie too
>>218617662FROM THE DARK, SICK, DISTURBED AND TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
God...what an annoying cringe nig nog she ishttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DV7XIekCQk-/?igsh=MWs0bGQ2eWt5eHp1NA==
>>218610643I did time with this nigga in a brainwashing facility. Fucked up times anons. The media is a evil syndicate.
Modern Jordan and his movies feel like a character from an old Key & Peele skit
>>218610643Last I heard he is a major investor in this weird new version of golf TGL with Tiger Woods.
