You can only post in this thread if you didn’t see one second of this slop.
I only watched the red carpet, was disappointed by the lack of particularly slutty outfits
>>218611124I voted for Carrot instead.
kek how is anyone still watching these awards?
>>218611124Do webms from the sticky disqualify you?
>>218611124I saw two seconds
>>218611124I was nightclubbing yesterday, so I missed it all. Any kino moments?
>>218611124Haven't the ratings been in free fall for years? Did anything exciting happen this year? 2025 was fucking awful for movies
>>218611674>ratings in free fall>for years>still haven't hit negative>i still sub & watch anywayMany such cases.
>>218611124I tried but there were no youtube links
>>218611124I watched even less
>>218611124Rent-free.
>>218611124I'd watch the highlights if Ricky Gervais hosted it
admiral pork reportin--ACKKKK
My taste is too good to care about oscarslop. Haven't nominated good films in years, decades. Ha, wtf. Fuck films.
>>218611124Sure. What we talking about?
>>218611124i didn’t see it because i was busy with the birth of my first son
Yadda, yadda, the Oscars suck, blabla, but hear me out, bros
has there ever been one where nobody won anything
>>218612576yeah the covid oscars
I didn’t watch this and I also haven’t seen a single second of any of the nominees
I have no idea what movies even came out this year. Usually its impossible not to know but I somehow havent seen anything. I dont even know who won best actor. Im guessing it was dicaprio again though
>>218611124Who the fuck did? There was zero hype for it even among normalfags. Fucking F1 got nominated for Best Picture, it's a joke awards show and has been for years
>>218611174>tranimeWrong board faggot.
>>218611124I didn't even know it was happening until I saw threads on here, and then I continued to ignore it. Surprised people still watch this stuff.
>>218611124I forgot The Oscars was happening. Otherwise, I would have watched together with you guys and mocked it bit by bit. It's what I always do during big television events. It makes me feel like I have friends.
>>218611124I don't even know who won or lost. Actors are lower than common whores. The only award they should get is in the form of a dry fist from an arm wrestler up their assholes, without vaseline.
>>218613738same herealways enjoy threads like that
>>218611124All I saw was chase's fat juicy tits bouncing does that still count?
>>218613738>>218615630yeah it was fun, wouldn't have watched it otherwise
>>218611124I've seen a lot of the webms. This is my favorite one
>>218617026Sir, just watch porn, please, sir
>>218611124Cool.
>>218617075I've watched them all already. I've circled back to pg smut for now
Not fishtank related. Downsage
>>218611124Reporting in. I wouldn't be caught dead willingly supporting that sick enterprise.
>>218617421I think of a lot of us need a break after the Oscars.... I've seen a lot of depraved shit, but nothing could prepare me for seeing the entire Hollywood establishment gape Timmy Shyamalan for hours on end, just pounding away as twink tears spilled onto his llly-white wigger costume..... and then when they were done brutalizing him, he had to clap. A pretty vile display, even for 2026.
>>218611124PEE PEE POO POO NIGGER NIIGGER NIGGER REEEEEEEE
Checking in
>>218617644Yes, it's unfortunate that we were able to lipread what Timmy said when Best Actor was revealed.
>>218611124I've never watched so I win.
>>218611124only have seen two or three pictures
