I want....10 dollars a year for the rest of my life.
>>218611529I want.. an extra Capri-Sun along with Snowballs with my lunchables.
>I want Taco Bell to bring back the volcano menu
I want the original 116 lost pages of the Book of Lehi
I want...digits
someone post the janny edit
I want... a $1 raise each year for the rest of my life
>I want... buccal fat removals to be illegal for women
>I want... a bj from Erika of HR every friday night for the rest of my life.
I want… a chess board. No, not to take home I just want one brought into the office. Okay, now starting tomorrow I want you to put a single grain of rice on the first square, here. And every following morning you will put another grain of rice on the next square, and so on and so forth until every square has a grain of rice on it.And then, uh… shit, I fucked up. Um, then you’ll start at the beginning again, putting another grain of rice in the next square each morning. So now each square has… two grains of rice? Damn it, how does this work again?Okay then I think after that, you like, double all the grains of rice on the board.And then I’ll take the rice. All of it. And the board too.
>>218611529I want... Casual Fridays every week and Garden Salsa Sun chips in the vending machine
>>218611529And you pretend to live with just 10 dollars per year? Good luck.
>>218611529>I want to meet my hero Batman and help run a charity organization using his excess funds
I want… him to wear the Adam West batsuit and make corny puns while he does everything else exactly the same.
>to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop
>>218611529I want...to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
>>218611529I want to work from home, every day, for the rest of my life
I want paid shitting time on the company for the rest of my employment here!!!!!
>>218617467>someone hits the brakes two hours ago>increase travel time by a factor of 2.5
I want a $1000 donation made in my name to my favorite vtuber
I want an extra complimentary mint
>>218619053this one is painful>i want a streamer to say the name of my friend on streamwhat fucking world am i living in
>I want a new lanyard for my security pass... and a $1.50 an hour pay increase Greedy FUCK
>I want to know what love is.>I want you to show me.
I want a unicorn with a horn and a banana seat and a banana suit, too.Put, give me that.
>>218611529I want a corner piece of every birthday cake in the office
>I want.... I just want her back. Tell her it'll be different this time. I will be the man she first fell in love with. The one she said had treated her better than all her exes. I'm better now. Tell her I've stopped drinking and stopped being so angry at small things that don't really matter. Tell her she's what matters. Can you do that for me?
>>218611529>I want health insurance...for the rest of my life. I want a home. It doesn't have to be anything fancy. I'll settle for a 2 bedroom and 2 bathroom. I want a steady middle-class income every year. That's all I want.>No.
>>218611529>I want... ten million babies, a year, for the rest of my life.
I want a free meal from Denny's
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