>sir, a category six hurricane is headed straight for tallahassee>but… but there’s no such thing as a category six hurricane>there wasn’t… until now.
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>*smashes someone's head from behind*>*the character faints and wakes up 5 minute later tied to a chair*>it never misses>it never takes two or three hits>there is never any struggle>it's never accidentally too much and the character dies>there is no concussion>the character has no trouble keeping up with what's going on, after a brief moment of "what?.. where am I?">it's never so hard that it would take several hours for the character to wake up>it's never so weak that the character would just go "ouch! wth what did you do that for?"
>>218611803>Thank you, but Tallahassee is about 20 miles from the coast so they'll only get tropical storm force winds and local flooding>Ok, I'll let local authorities know>Our job is done here
