omg the audience's reaction when Conan made this joke during his Oscars opening monologue"It's the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'"https://x.com/SpencerAlthouse/status/2033321183219679569
>>218613121But if we did, there'd be no one to attend the Oscars.
>Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophilesPrince Andrew is arrested?
>rape gangs still roam around london raping teenagersWhat did he mean by that?
>>218613347>Prince Andrew is arrested?Yes, retard.
>>218613121>Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophilesnot jimmy saville
>>218613406Hey you can't say that
>>218613455lol I didn’t know thatSo when is Trump going in cuffs? Muricans?
>>218613121Kek. They don't call them Amerinonces for nothing.
I don't get it what's the joke? Is he implying the Brit actors are pedos? That doesn't make sense.
Leno won
>>218613783he's calling out the many people in the audience that support roman polanski
>>218613783He's implying that he murdered Rob Reiner and will never be arrested.
>>218613816Everyone who enjoys kinos supports Polanski
>>218613491When are the Muslim Rapists getting deported from the UK?
>>218613853Who says they are rapists? To quote your president>you can just walk up to them and grab em by the pussy
>>218613491It's not for being a nonce, though. Apparently simply for sharing crown secrets (itinerary, actually) with third parties.Clown fucking world, as always.
It's a clown world and America is the circus.
>>218613491They know if Trump gets arrested it's a domino effect for all the other powerful celebrities.
>>218613892>Who says they are rapists?Well the british government certainly doesn't, they're too busy arresting people for saying naughty words on Twitter.
>>218614053American chuds get all of their info about the UK from Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk. They think the UK is full of pillaging paki's and people getting stabbed on their doorsteps.They believe everything they read.The trouble is, they don't read very much, just what grifting morons in their chud bubble post on X and youtube.You’re wasting your time engaging with them.
>>218613347>>218613491He was arrested (then released under investigation) on “suspicion of misconduct in public office” and not for anything noncey. Basically Prince Andrew allegedly used his position as trade ambassador - where he was carted off to Dubai and third world dictatorships to get finance and arms deals for the UK - to also feed confidential information to Epstein>>218613894. It comes alongside our ambassador to the US (((Peter Mandelson))) being arrested for the same thing. Mandelson was also a regular Epstein island visitor and probable nonce but the files revealed he was feeding confidential financial policy information directly to Epstein when he was a minster in the previous Labour government during the 2000’s, so essentially insider trading. It’s an arguably bigger scandal than Andrew because Mandelson is basically a mentor to the ruling blairite faction in the Labour Party and PM Kier Starmer was apparently fully aware of his Epstein connections when he gave him the ambassador role in 2024.>>218614018Trump was never in power when he knew Epstein so none of these charges could apply and it seems that doing favours for big business is so rampant in US politics that it would never stick. If there was anything genuinely noncey in the files they’ve long since been removed.
>>218614394Yeah just stick to the BBC instead innit
>>218613491There is no proof Trump is a pedo, having former business relationships with epstein would indict thousands and theres proof Eppy didnt even like Trump and donated to liberals
>>218613121Sneedville was never arrested.The majority Muslim pedophiles were never arrested either.Parliament, notorious pedophiles, not one of them arrested.
>>218613121>A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'"So, the rape gangs of Middle Eastern "refugees?"
After this, Conan starts to very somberly talk about how dark and uncertain things currently are and how important it is to be positive or whatever. As if fucking 9/11 just happened or some tragedy is occurring. Wtf is he referencing?
>>218613892> they let you do it, they love itI'm not sure you're entirely clear on what rape is.
>>218613121Would burgercucks even get this Pakistani rape gang joke?
>>218615374It's just Hollywood garbage. They're always acting like we just got done with segregation.
>>218613121how does he keep owning drumpf every time?
>>218614773>There is no proof Trump is a pedoEpstein directly says that Trump had sex with children in private emails
>>218613121Conan is safe edgy but he always desperately wants to be controversial and actually edgy so this is like a neutered Gervais bit.His other one that got play was the one about security because of opera and ballet people being angry with TimTim Chamalamadingdong. Which is like bad Family Guy level joke.
> 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'"do they?
>>218617306Show those emails then.
>>218613455But what was he arrested for? Financial b/s.
>>218615374They're taking away his gardeners and maids.
>>218617306No
>>218617306If there was anything they could have nailed Trump for from the files, then they would have gotten him for it during the Biden administration.
>>218617306Oh goody. Let's see them!!! Post them now. We're waiting!!
Maybe he's off to Haiti again to prove Trump wrong or something
>>218613121America arrested Epstein and his co-conspirator. Then democrats and DEI guards let him escape prison, and they even left a fucking paper trail showing their search history and bank accounts getting the payoff money, and the same courts that convicted Trump for something SOMEONE else did, let them OFF! So once again, dems didn't nothing about Epstein, besides protect him, harbor him at Harvard, and then let him escape and didn't punish anyone for it.
>>218617306still waiting.
>>218613121>'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles. Unless they're muslim."
>>218613121>he says, to a room full of them
>>218613406He meant it the same way he said Haiti was great.
>>218613406>teenagersa bit to old for them
>>218615168this is how I learned Noam Chomsky was best buds with Epstein lmao
>>218621258/THREADeveryone conveniently forget the tens of thousands or muslims that are still doing it in Englandpoliticians, police and social workers are complicit and customers - and ha e been for 40+ years
>>218613406Shut up, racist.
>>218621890reminds me of the south park episode>and if they were here now, I'd say to them, Y OU LYING LIARS, YOU MURDERED HER YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, YOU LYING LIARS
>>218622403America's president was part of an elite cabal of child rapists centred around renowned mossad agent Jeffrey Epstein, who trump had killed after Epstein tried to blackmail trump during thanksgiving 2018.Your POTUS is a particularly nasty Nonce.
>>218622403Most rapists are men you know personally. You’re just a racist piece of shit who only cares about rape when you can use it to scapegoat people you hate
>>218613121>omg the audience's reactionWhat reaction? There's less than half a second. It's just the joke.>heckinDon't.
>”heh, your government is run by pedophiles” (this is verifiably true)>”oh yeah, well actually YOUR government is run by pedophiles!” (this is also verifiably true)We live in a wretched world where both of those statements are true both nationally and internationally, but it’s made so much worse by both of the people above walking away from that interaction feeling smug since they ‘won’
Yeah, those brits are great at arresting those decades old rape gangs and not letting invading muslim pedos run rampant.Anyways, what did the hollywood pedo cult do in response? Nothing, just like ol Daughter Showering Joe Biden did?
>>218622535and nothing has happened, iran is dying as we speak
>>218613347>Prince AndrewYou mean formerly Prince
We dont, though.Asian grooming gangs who were allowed to rape 100s of girls because the police and labour politicians turned a blind eye because they didn't want to be called racist is a major national scandal that's been going on for years
>>218613121>'Yeah, well, at least we try arrest our pedophiles after decades of doing nothing'"ftfy
>>218613121Is it possible to be arrested in the UK if you don't want to be? They don't even have weapons, half of them are women and you can just slap them aside.
>>218613455he was briefly detained so they could search his offices for some chickenshit corruption probe.
>>218627688which statham kino is that?
>>218613121>while addressing a room full of pedophiles
>>218627688Yo is that the epic action packed movie known as beekeeper?
>>218627688RULE BRITANNIA
>>218622535>agentI think you mean asset. Maxwell was the agent and his handler.
