Lmao.
>>218615614I don't even know who they are suppose to be
Lmaoooo
>>218615614>this will sell our movie
I don't get it
>>2186196054chan is just screenshotting Xitter posts nowNo wonder this site is dead
>>218615672It’s Princess Irulan who marries Paul as he becomes the new Emperor but then he schizzes out and his sister and kids are even worse and he fucks Chani and treats Irulan like shit but she’s the only sane and civilized one there but Villeneueve is now like “what if she was covered in jizzmud whoa it’s le crazy”
>>218620373Maybe it's all part of her Bene Geseritt training regimen? Or maybe she goes nuts being Paul's wife/prisoner/.
>>218615614I can't believe Denis spent like 6 years on this slop
>>218615672
>>218621739The spice controls life
>>218615614>actor>is in...>...the movie!real exciting and artistic
>>218615614Why did she dunk her head in a bag of flour?
>>218615614Fell asleep on the couch the first two times I tried to watch the first one, and turned off the tv after the scene in the second where they ambush the spice harvester accompanied by the Harkonnen soldiers. Won’t be watching the third.
>>218621088>Or maybe she goes nuts being Paul's wife/prisoner/.She was fabulously wealthy and Paul even told her she could have fuckbuddies as long as she kept it on the down-low and didn't start producing fake heirs to his empire. She was hardly a prisoner or even treated poorly.
>>218621824>Won’t be watching the third.It's shan't you ESL retard
>>218621824The first Dune novel is by far and away the best book Herbert ever wrote. And Vill really undermines the most interesting parts of that narrative by blind-casting and being infatuated with his own oddball visuals. I made it most of the way through the first one and that was enough.
>>218619637I'm surprised Elon hasn't tried to buy us yet
>>218621985‘Won’t’ is ‘will not’, ‘shan’t’ Is ‘shall not’, and they are interchangeable.
>>218615614
>>218622221did you have to look that upthey aren't the same
>>218615614SOMOA JOE
>the epic conclusionI thought we were getting God Emperor....
>>218622390As fucked up as we are, we have done nothing bad enough to deserve Denis Villeneuve's God Emperor of Dune.
>>218622010Herbert learned to write from Jack Vance and it shows. Vance was the superior writer, though. As far as Villeneuve goes, he completely fucked up most of the characters. Especially Lady Jessica who he turned into a wishy washy jellyfish. You can watch the him Jabbar scene in Dune 84 and she’s worried but composed and in control of herself. In DUNC she’s a hyperventilating drama llama, not a bene Gesserit.
>>218622281‘Interchangeable’ is not ‘identical’ is not ‘the same’. You can’t out-grammar-Nazi me, you semi-literate burgeroid.
>>218622390Denis wants to do other stuff than make Dune movies for the rest of his life. He isn't James Cameron.
>>218615672Princess Irulan. Precisely the most powerful man in the known universe's daughter. Or so he was before Paul fucked him out of his title.That Pic in particular is from a scene where Paul's retinue suffers an attack. My guess is that she will rise like that out of the rubble. I can't remember if she's there in the books.
>>218623753She's not, she's part of the conspiracy to kill him but she pulls a complete 180 by the end
>>218615614Only character I have no idea what they're doing with and might suffer from "character expansion" to give her more screen time.
>>218624023Thanks
>>218615614>2nd picture expression
>>218623753Irulan is notorious for nothing ever happening to her despite drugging Channi and plotting against Paul for a decade. Not like Paul was ignorant about it, its implied he saw her becoming his historian and it mirrors Leto II tendency to let people conspire against him I guess.
These movies were terrible like the source. Nothing has happened so how the fuck is there going to be any conclusion?
>>218615614>Woah, is that fucking whiteface, dude?
COLONIZEOLONIZE
>>218622296kek
>the epic conclusionkek, those two movies were most boring nothingburger ever filmed
>>218622221>He/She/They will>I shallBut it's true almost no native speakers follow this rule so calling you ESL is disingenuous.
>>218615614>before the Trump presidency>after the Trump presidency
>>218622296>jpegs you can hear
>>218625505are you saying 'i will' is not a correct phrase?
>>218615614They had to uglify her even more to try to make Zendaya look like the better choice?
>>218621985What?
>>218626953Holy hell Zendaya looks like a dog turd that's been run over by a mack truck
>>218626953>no one all ever:>dune 1 and 2: *ZOOM IN ON UGLY BITCH*
Does anyone even watch this? I've not even seen the 1st remake, no interest. The movie was all i needed.
>>218621985>>218622281Always funny when an overcompensating ESL embarrasses himself like this.
>>218627101>Does anyone even watch this?Nah, nobody watched them. All of the discussion online is just a practical joke to prank and confuse you.
>>218615614Left it on too long
>>218627101I gave the first a shot, and now I am doing that thing where I will watch it just to see how bad it gets even though I should've cut my losses after 1, and then after 2. I love close up shots of ugly brown women in 4k though. (no I don't)The fucked up thing is all I realized after 2 movies is David Lynch accidentally made a way better dune movie that is way more accurate to the source material than the guy who tried to do "right" by the source material.
Duniggers always the lowest form of creature even in /tv/Let them burn
>>218627901not even close to better call saul/breaking bad/pluribus retards or asian shills.
>>218627960>asian shills.Nani~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~?!
Wasn't Irulan supposed to be beautiful? Why is she looking like she sells fish in Paris during the 18th century?Why didn't they pick that french chick they had in the second movie?
>>218622390Never gonna happen, it's too weird
I hope they do the stone burner scene justice in Imax
>>218622390>Dude Golden Path lmaoGod Emperor was both the worst and the best book in the series.
>>218615614>Princess Jeet'ulan(((they))) just cannot leargoodlet (((them))) die
>>218622390Maybe in one of Paul's visions
I find Florence Pugh very beautiful desu desu
>>218620373>sane and civilizedshe poisons Chani with contraceptives to stop her from having an heir.
>>218628108Me too, but I dont like the nose ring
>>218628018That might shuck me out of my house and into an imax if it is.
>>218628135She has a moustache, jesuschrist hahaFucking brits, seriously. Swamp people
So what the movies? Is it all just a trilogy of the first book?
>>218615614Even covered in shit she looks better than zendaya
>>218628203This one's the second book
>>218628108>>218628135literally the very definition of woke mid, you faceblind mutherfks
>>218628249So 1 and 2 = Dune, 3 = Messiah?
>>218628130Because she wants an heir of her own. Not so crazh
>>218615614last movie was fucking garbage, dropped
>>218628291of course, Zendaya was the fucking star
Let's be real. They changed so much in part 2 and Messiah is where things start to get weird so I will not be surprised in the slightest if part 3 just makes up whatever the fuck it wants.
>>218628108To me she's beautiful. Rubenesque.
>>218628334Real man like real women like Florence Pugh. But this is 4chan and most 4channelers have 0 life experience and are addicted to porn and gatcha games
>>218628367Forgot pic
>>218615614Paul likes facials
>>218628283Yeah, exactly.
>>218615614Its too bad they skipped the dinner scene with Paul and his mom.
Dune is bigger trash than Disney Star Wars.
>>218622390
>>218624758Paul allowed her to poison Chani because he knew birthing Ghanima and Leto would kill her, thus keeping her around longer
>>218615614This is going to be 90% of a fan fiction and 10% of book material, isn't it?
>>218625449
>>218615614Feels weird. It keeps being marketed as this BIG EPIC SAGA but nobody cares.
>>218628833The series is just a bit weird... And now that the cool looking shadow world guys are all dead I don't really know what is meant to be going on. The Baron guys are dead, Walkin's guy is out of the picture, and whenever I try looking at the old movies I see some weird murderous little girl.
>>218628334who the fuck is ruben?
Villeneuve fetishizes ugliness
>>218629342some fucking jew who painted fat ugly bitches
>>218627994kek
>>218615672>Paul's attention came at last to a short chonky woman, brown-eyed, a face of mid beauty, piggy in its hauteur, untouched by cardio, completely bloated. Without being told it, Paul knew her—Princess Royale with Cheese, BBQ Greaserit-trained, a face that time vision had shown him in many aspects: Irulan. There's my slampig, he thought.
>>218630816Kek
Billy Corgan looking good
I've seen people speculate Irulan's covered in mud to keep Scytale from stealing her face when she goes to the conspiracy meeting.
>>218630816fucken 'ell
They are going to have Chani kill paul. Its so fucking obvious because they cant adapt the real story properly
>>218619637>now
>>218622010The 4th has its merit
>>218622390Denis said from the get go he was gonna end it at Messiah. Children and God Emperor are a fucking mess. Even Messiah is pushing it for a modern audience. Can you imagine how normies would react to worm Leto?
>>218630816you're alright anondon't let what your family says get to you
>>218615614Deni’s movies have lead me to believe he’s a nihilist. The progressive hopeless ugliness of these movies confirm
>>218631147>Messiah Chani is just happy to be around Paul, wants to fuck him, her big conflict is she can't give him the son she thinks he wants>Movie Chani is just a punk who will try to kill him
>>218615614would cake in cum/10
>>218628108oh no no no
>>218631147They cast their two kids. But she probably leaves them to go back to desert and conspire againts Paul
>>218615614nu-dune is so bad i don't understand why people even liked it in the first place
>>218631402no way chani is the mother of the twins on this.villeneuve said very clear that chani is his secret weapon against paul.dennis will take a big dump on the lore and irulan will be the one that delivers the kids.
>>218631503I don't think people like it. They just think they're supposed to like it so they pretend. There is just no way anyone can enjoy this garbage.
>>218631503The first movie is solid, 2nd I have not felt the need to rewatch but the visuals were nice.
>>218615614are they doing the worm arc?
>>218615614>DLSS 5 Off>DLSS 5 On
>>218631688Looks like it. But it's God Empress now, chuds!
>>218615614Crust status?
>>218622015Why wuould he do that? He can just use Grog to shit post here. It is most liikely far better solving the captcha than the human users.
>>218631393
>>218626953both are appalling
>>218615614>if it bleeds we can kill it
>>218631732Not them but if the ugly brown bitch became a worm I would actually stand up and clap in my living room kek
>>218631216I just want my 6 hours of Leto II musing over the golden path in his goon tower, fuck normies
>>218632480Then go back and watch Children of Dune on SciFi. The two miniseries were already the best adaptation of Dune.
>>218628108Based beauty beholder>>218628130THANK GOD SHE DID>>218628135Yummy piggy milk
>>218632545Proto-worm McAvoy was kino, but it's probably for the best they stopped there given early 2000s CGI
>>218632724I'll be honest, I'm surprised we didn't get a God Emperor adaptation in the lead up to SyFy. They were doing all kinds of weird shit. I used to have it on every night in high school just to see what kind of weird bullshit was going to come on. Between it and Shudder, I have seen some of the worst atrocities to be made in a film studio and loved every second of it.
>>218632480Yeah watching leto in the cuck chair while Ducan fucks Hwi
>>218632829tbf he lost the use of his penis after the first millennium
>>218632863Sounds like a relief
>>218632797Denis can redeem himself if he somehow manages to get to GEoD and cast Anthony Hopkins as Leto II
>TWITTER SCREENSHOT>TWITTER SCREENSHOT>TWITTER SCREENSHOT>TWITTER SCREENSHOT
>they're debuting the trailer on a tiktok livestreamwtf is this zoomer bullshit
>>218633091movies as we know them are dunzo
its not even conclusion only halfway to story
>>218633001Never gonna happen. See >>218631216. I'm not saying that WB won't try to keep the series going, but Denis won't be a part of it if they do. Again, I'm surprised he wanted to do Messiah. It's a reach for movie goers. Children and God Emperor is so far beyond it's not even funny.
ENOUGH OF THESE DUNE MOVIESAND START PRODUCTION ONRENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA!!!
>>218622390It's going to be God Empress. Paul and Leto will be chuds and all the Duncan gholas will be gay. Jacurutu will be oppressed niggers forced from their home sietch by white Fremen colonisers.
>>218633347Clarkechads are eternal
>>218630816>There's my slampig, he thought
>>218630816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9vCamtuPY
Sydney Sweeney in a leotard roundhouse kicking me in the cock
>>218633484that was really fast anon>0:50>Paul walking around in a fucking suit of armor on a battlefieldI fucking knew it. They're actually going to show the jihad taking place. Denis just couldn't help himself could he?Messiah has literally 0 action in the entire book. The jihad across the universe is just vaguely, creepily taking place in the background as we get a character study of Paul and all the characters orbiting him. These movies are too big for their own good. They cant trust the audience, there's just too much money invested to not have stupid fucking action scenes to keep retards engaged
>>218633484it looks correct,sterile and uninspired,like the previous two.I will forgive everything if chani get assasinated in the most cruel way possible.
>>218633604>him personally doin a jihad.... fuckin movies kekjust gimme a giant worm man.>>218633909how about 200 close ups of her ugly fuckin face way zoomed in for no reason instead?
>>218632121>>218632200These don’t have the effect you think they have on me, just makes me want her harder.>>218633439This, unironically.
>Zendaya auditioned for the role of Chani alongside five other actresses. She was chosen as she was considered to have the best performance with Chalamet.[63] Jenna Ortega also auditioned for the role.[66]I sincerely miss Harvey Weinstein
>>218633484>2:00>white flash of light bomb goes off infront of what looks to be paulso we're actually getting blind paul, neat
>>218634092Without the cinematography and vfx, TC-Z relationship is worse than most YA romance. It can't sell itself.
>>218633484>>218633948How much you wanna bet Paul never gets referred to as "The Mentat Emperor" once in the entire movie?2 whole movies and they literally never established that Paul is a mentat which was a major part of how he was even able to unlock a higher prescience
>>218634313It's briefly touched on when Paul reunited with Hawat when they first land on Arrakis.
>>218634092weinstein would've harvested the next jlaw
>>218621739Her beauty never ceases to amaze me.
>>218634400Is it really? Genuinely dont remember>1 of the most important parts of Paul's character and abilities is briefly touched on oncestill.
>>218634529Yep. A lot of stuff got glossed over very briefly, which is understandable because it's a film and not a mini-series.
>>218634638I understand that these are not good movies
American women are so ugly. Can't they hire actresses that are just not from America?
>>218634638I would agree with this if the film didn't make sure to have long massive closeups of zendaya that have 0 plot relevance nonstop through 2 long ass movies.I wouldn't even want to add up how much time is spent on screen just close ups of her making a :o face.
>>218615614I hate movies.
4chan is actually the biggest fucking losers for authenticity in movies games remakes etc. I don't give a fuck what stylistic choices Denis makes I'm onboard for it. Dune Part 1 and 2 are probably my favourite blockbusters from the past decade. I am super excited for this one, but I shan't be watching the trailers. You genuinely have to be double digit IQ to dislike these movies because they're not close enough to the books. Visuals, Cast, Soundtrack, Direction, Set+Costumes all top tier.
>>218633202>>218631216DAMMITI just want a God Emperor of Dune movie I don't care how schizo it is. Hollywood drops 200 million dollar bombs all the time, why can't I at least have one I can enjoy watching?>>218623331What else does he even have?>>218628043It's the final resolution of the series and the entire point of the books.
>>218635074I like em too, friend. Zendaya was a mistake though. Scowling is the only thing she does.
Irulan is such a shit character in general.
>>218634785yea
>>218622390Don't worry anon, just wait for Dune: A New Beginning
>>218632200Pugh at least has the ability to look good. Zendaya always looks like shit.
>>218631393ive only ever seen those lines on babies necks, having them as an adult has to be a condition of some kind right?
>>218635669For me it's Son of Dune
>>218635925Yeah, it's called eatsalotoffoodoinkoinkeitis
Why did they keep smearing ugly woman in white clay on every sci fi movie?
>>218635925it's beetus
>>218633347DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA! NO!
>>218620373jizzmud is canon little pleb bitch
>>218620373>>218621088 >>218628130 >>218637802maybe it's just to keep her skin moisturized?
Dune hasn't really clicked for me because I'm expecting a payoff and these 2 movies are just cliffhangers.>Dude gets betrayed and walks on the desert, fin>Dude flirts with everyone in the desert and leads them back to the betrayers, finAm I supposed to NOT root for the junkie prince after his family got betrayed and killed by the super space empire? Is him getting high on the blue flashforward drug bad?I just want something resembling an actual ending.>Just read the booksEhIs everyone just doing their "media literacy" thing because he compared all the people he's killed to the 6 gorillion by hitler and that other guy?
>>21862173911/10 response
>>218637907>Am I supposed to NOT root for the junkie prince after his family got betrayed and killed by the super space empire?pretty much, pauls dilemma is that his revenge directly leads to a holy war in his name that kills 60 billion people, he knew that because he saw it in one of his spice visions, and he carried on anyway.
>>218638295>Betray the crazy nigga with the nukes>OH NO WE'RE GETTING NUKEDwho gives a shit? Fuck them 60 billions
>>218638295>revengethat is one way to put it i guess
>>218635375100 percent agree, Zendaya is the only major issue I have with both of these movies
I can't wait for Dune: The Spice Awakens in a decade or so.
>>218638295>his revenge directly leads to a holy war in his namedon't forget to mention that this happens in between books 1 and 2 and it is barely described. the main focus is on Paul being sad about it but acting like he couldn't have prevented it with his godlike control over the universe.
>>218638677what you don't like the hour+ of closeups of this ugly brown face in 2 movies so far despite 99% of it being pointless and adding nothing?
>>218638814that is from the trailer btweven the fuckin trailer has multiple examples of them doing it kekthey even make sure to frame her head as the focus
>>218628135this body type is absolute dogshitI like tits and women of almost all sizes but this combination isn't attractive to me in the least.
>>218622390This is your god emperor, do you still want it?
>>218634508Back when movies had attractive people in them.And you know what I'm talking about...
>>218626953>the pints must flow
>>218628067>remember Snowhite the blonde??Fucking gooner retard
>>218637907The books aren't that great either. Science fiction my ass, it's mostly philosophical babble and some fantasy. Some aspects of the worldbuilding are pretty cool but other than that it's overhyped.
>>218621739kek
>>218634313Villeneueve's DUNC isn't about story or character relationships like traditional court intrigue/politics. He + Greig Fraser are doing expensive SHOWREELS.
>>218638853This is just Bones & All, but he's bossier
>>218638814She was supposed to personify some "calling of the sands" to him. Instead of mystical and of some mysterious scifi forces, it's like a fashion ad's flashback.
>>218628135nothing worse than being a little pudgy and no tits
>>218639277Yeah that is great zoom out nigger damn. Her head is focused on and zoomed in on in so much of the first 2 movies it is crazy.
>>218622390>xhe thinks Willyneuf could pull off God EmperorLMAO
>>218628108looks like the picture was squeezed>>218628135
>>218637783you mean unlike Clarke, who couldn't keep his hands off Sri Lankan children?
>>218628135She can sometimes look pretty, but her body is fucking woeful.100% fridge. Nice nipples, but fucking dire titties.
>>218629342>>218629697That's Botero, hahaha. And Pugh ain't a beauty, but she ain't a Botero girl.
>>218622390No autism worm for you
>>218615614>when you turn 30bussin'
>>218639547kek on you
