>d-did you ever watch Zoolander or perhaps Meet the Fockers?
>>218616490entering the carbonated soda market with a novel product/brand is, without a doubt, the surest way to losing money that i can possibly imagine. i would rather go to a casino or buy a boat. silly derek.
>>218616490Something offputting about how he looks now. Skinny manlets age terribly.
>>218616490Stiller is a name of a medicine not of soda. Here have this still soda ???? Nope
>>218616709Probably that his head looks really big in comparison to his body. Alot of actors tend to be short and have big heads because it looks better on camera
>>218616490>>218616709>>218616924Why are his hands and head so big and body super shriveled and thin?
>>218616709>>218616924Stiller was ripped for Tropic Thunder, but yeah, he’s Tom Cruise sized.
>>218616709he's just old, looks kinda frail, and the apron tie creates a silhouette that accentuates how skinny he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-RRoIga-ME
>>218616490He made me chuckle in this video, Benny's still got it.
Ben handled the annoying zoomer creep wellFor anyone that doesn’t mainline Hollywood propaganda, his appearance shouldn’t be surprising. Unless intentionally casted for a role that requires size (like Superman) almost all Hollywood actors and heartthrobs are both manlets and very low body fat. On camera this looks better, especially the lack of face fat, and the vascularity with fitted clothes. But 90% of heart throbs your girlfriend or wife gush over they would laugh at in personThey almost ALL look tiny like Stiller in this video. People calling him frail are missing it. He’s still in excellent shape here, and I bet he could rip off 50 push ups on the spot. But when you have a small physical frame and are natty this is the result. I guarantee you stiller exercises still at least 5x a week.Oh and the black also makes someone smaller.
>>218616490>T-Trump, take down that video I didn’t give you permission to use it >:(
>>218616490>>218617362> let me dress as creepily and unapproachable as possible while I want to sell my soda Looks like he belongs in a hospital wearing that. Why not dress as a giant soda and jump around to attract customers?
>>218616490I bet he’s using his bank of america card
>>218616607How about cold cawfee?
>>218616490i would walk up there just to blast farts as close as i can get
>>218617477Looks like a Whole Foods. Stiller’s Soda is $30 for a 12 pack, so it’s only going to appeal to that upscale market.
>>218617477ah yes the horror of a guy in a polo and a suit jacket
>>218617477He’s a comedian anon. It’s serious professional business
>>218617577I don't know what kind of big city you live in, but you try to walk around like that around here and you'll get your face rearranged.
>>218617612you see a lot of niggers when you go outside, don't you
>>218617577He looks creepy.
Why is he shilling snake juice instead of making more severance
>>218617565So is he going to throw those stacks of unsold stillers into the garbage?
>>218617641that's because he's an old jew hawking something, not because he's wearing a turtleneck
>>218617245Do you think if you asked him to drink a can of his own product, he would do it? My money is that he'd open one and just pretend to take a sip.
>>218617245>Jersey City
I wonder why he does that, hes a millionaire surely a bad pop soda is not what the customer want or even need.
>>218617245wow redneck instagram comments are indistinguishable from 4chan posts
>>218616490
>>218616607>>218617514>>218617706I feel like he's not doing this for just money. He must be a soda enthusiast. This soda is advertised as "natural" so it's some bougie soda he designed. It's also canned because soda is crispest from a can than from a glass bottle, even though drinking from glass bottles feels better.
>>218617994>It's also canned because soda is crispest from a cancans are coated with plastic on the inside so i have no idea where you got that nonsense from
>>218617838/pol/ is populated by retarded boomers so it shouldn't be surprising.
>>218616490no but I watched Reality Bites and The Royal Tennebaums. Thank you for these kinos, Mr Stiller. I'll buy a case of grape pop.
>>218616490why does he look so weird
>>218616490Get it?It's called "Stiller" because it's a combination of his last name and water!
>>218618335This is some shoe size IQ tier post. Why would plastic lining reduce soda's crispness, which is based on its carbon dioxide level?
>>218616490What exactly is the story behind this?Some kind of guerilla marketing stunt gone wrong?I assume what he meant to have happen is it getting out that heckin' BEN STILLER had graced some small town, and then all the peasants would gather around him in a big mob to glorify his name or some shit.Glad he's just standing there like an awkward cuck.
>>218616490I would buy a can out of pity because I like Tropic Thunder
>>218618694>Some kind of guerilla marketing stuntYes
>>218618694See a doctor
>>218617838who the fuck ever says "lib" on 4chan?
>>218617548covfefe?
>>218618694Dude is passionate about sodasAs>>218617994 said,He probably concocted his own formula with his own scientists and stuff using his acting money to support this dream of his. He likes soda the way you guys like actresses' feet.And so he goes to try to sell his soda that he worked so hard on and invested his money in probably knowing that it'll incur a loss but he has so much of it and he'd rather people enjoy his sodaMeanwhile after all that, he now is subject of mockery of people on the internet, the earlier said people who enjoy actresses' feet.We live in a society.
>>218616490>>218616607>>218617245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-4mBbTUDq0>didnt make some Ironic sketch comedy show with the Soda as some background thing so redditors would buy it in droves
>>218618882ngl when you put it like that it sounds pretty based. I wish could do that for the thing I'm passionate about
>>218618882Sounds like Dan Akroyd and his vodka, he was pretty autistic about the process of making it.
>>218616490Those annoying streamer guys should go after celebrities instead of regular people.
>>218618993Um so you wish you could go to a store and sell actress's feet? Uh am I getting that right?
>>218618882so he should get it sold at novelty soda shops and get small sandwhich shops to sell them, not just randomly go to grocery stores in the middle of the Highest fucking inflation in the last 80 years where everyone has stopped impulse spending
>>218617548We really are at a point where this is either satire or 100% real.
>>218619099He’s clearly at a Whole Foods, not the local Piggly Wiggly.
Hi ben I really liked Mystery Men and Tropic Thunder, thanks for making funny moviesNo I don't want a soda thank you
He truly grabbed life by the horns.
Surely most people stop giving a shit about celebs past a certain age? For me it was when I was a teenager but surely by like I dunno 30 most people dont give a fuck about seeing a celeb irl anymore as you have your own life to worry about so who gives a fuck about celebs
>>218619099Bruh, it's a healthy soda at a whole foods.He knows what he's doing or at least the marketing guy he hired does.
>>218619148>selling sugar water at whole foodsthats even more retarded, the only people who would buy that are kids who were dragged their by their health food ball busting moms who wouldnt even buy them one of those "natural" whole fruit popsicles let alone fucking Soda
>>218619189This has always been one of the worst types of posts that’s been around since the beginning of message boards.
>>218619254Can it, Ben.
>>218616490He needs to eat a couple of cheeseburgers. Yikes.
This was peak.
>>218619189I still cared a little into my very early 20s but so did a lot of people I think. Anyone older that gives a shit is probably a wine aunt or something, since the kinds of adults that care about celebs personal lives were the same type to buy those gossip magazines.Making fun of getting bogged has been pretty open for anyone though.
>>218619289But is it enough to get you to buy a natural healthy soda?
>>218619189>hey guys, I’m like totally above it all and don’t care, but I clicked on this thread to tell you that because it was important for me to let you know
>>218619118zoom zoom
>>218618882Oh, piss off.He's attempting to market it in a cunty way that deserves mockery. That's on him, not anyone else. Take your sob story BS somewhere else, Ben.
>>218619340I didnt say I dont care about getting attention for myself.
>>218619352What cunty way?
>>218619329You can make that shit at home with raisins and fruit juice.
>>218618882>>218617994But why canned soda?
>>218619195>it's a healthy sodaAmericans everyone
>>218619378You might even say you crave the feeling of fame.
>>218619329>natural healthy>soda
>>218619409Why actresses feet?
>>218619289i don't get it. did this make boomers cum and shit in their pants?
>>218618412seethe sweetheart
>>218618882Soda sounds like the stupidest shit you can become passionate about.
>>218616490that's what makes this video so weird though, many millenials and older have watched the classic ben stiller flicks and would be stoked about meeting him
>>218619389He's selling it on the basis of literally nothing beyond his celebrity. status.That's inherently cunty. I'd think you'd understand why, based on the fact that you use 4chan, but evidently newfaggots aren't getting taught right anymore.
Not too bad, but it costs $30 for a 12 pack.
>>218618882> He probably concocted his own formula with his own scientists and stuff using his acting money to support this dream of his. He likes soda the way you guys like actresses' feet.And? > And so he goes to try to sell his soda that he worked so hard on and invested his money in probably knowing that it'll incur a loss but he has so much of it and he'd rather people enjoy his sodaNo one is enjoying his soda. > Meanwhile after all that, he now is subject of mockery of people on the internet, the earlier said people who enjoy actresses' feet.We live in a society.He looks creepy and weird. What did you expect dressing in all black? Are you retarded?
>>218619454Yes. It is a very good movie.
If he sold Booty Sweat energy drinks he wouldn't have to embarrass himself like this. Even zoomies would buy it for the name alone.
>>218619162It's a metaphor. That actually happened though.
>>218619189Most people do stop giving a shit past 19 and live serious lives and then start giving a shit again when they realize that everything else is also clownworld so why not, at least celebrity world usually is self-aware and admits it. Not advocating being obsessed with it or anything, but sure someone famous, it can be interesting, and you're a pretentious fag if you think you're somehow above it.
He'll be using the profits from this to make the 7th Scorcher movie
>>218619584>7g sugar>Includes 5g ADDED sugarsDo Americans really? I'll hard pass
>>218616490It's funny how most of you here are fine with some dumbshit zoomer vertical video recording him as if HE'S the joke here.There's nothing more shameless and embarrassing than one of those people with their phone out capturing a celebrity. Fucking gay.
>>218619341He makes good spaghetti sauce and the profits go to charity.
>hand rubbing>turtleneck>tinybut the worst offense is steviathat stuff tastes terrible
>>218616490>>218619584So Ben Stiller is really shilling his pop in that video clip, it's not some Hollywood marketing campaign for a movie/tv show?
>>218619341>>218619752I'll tell you what I told Redford, it ain't gonna happen.
>>218619584Rotate can to the right so we can see what that blurb says
>>218619706Does Europe not have normal soda? These posts never make sense.
>>218619584>$30 for a 12 pack of "sorta" diet sodayeah, this retard lost his mind
>>218616490>not having the presence of mind about his personal brand and a variety of color-coded items to name them the things from ZoolanderI'd try a Le Tigre. Very, VERY disappointed in /tv/ that I didn't find one Blue Steel etc with a Ctrl+f, shame on you (and shame on Stiller himself for not realizing the fun color-coding thing here).
>>218618835It's that they make everything about politics. "Libtard" or "liberal" or "leftist" or anything of that nature is the point. Not the specific wording. Basically shaming someone for their politics when it's not fucking relevant is some 4chan shit. And it's too bad. That's why I don't use social media. I don't want real names and faces attached to hateful bullshit.
>>218619189There are lots of stupid drooling morons out there with phones and they have to record everything even remotely interesting that they see. I've had my share of run ins with celebs and I stopped trying to say something clever years ago.
>>218619663I'm above filming someone from afar even after they make it clear that it bothers them.You're a fucking troll. And you wouldn't even have the nuts to film him even though you're here defending it like it's okay to do. I'll be pretentious if it means I'm above silly celeb gossip faggotry past middle age like you clearly are. Oof.
>>218619995Link your posts from the other threads you currently have open.
>>218619752I got some of his salsa in the fridge right now
>>218619784is this a cilantro genetic thing? I don't really have a problem with it.Aspeetame on the other hand. Disgusting tasing and cancerous (allegedly).
>>218620286Remember when stevia was a major plot point of Breaking Bad? That was kind of odd.
>>218619415lmao
>>218617362It’s true, my first celeb sighting was Vanna White, she was a tiny, skinny little thing with a humongous head. Very pretty but it’s weird looking.
>>218620286>is this a cilantro genetic thing?That's what they say but it's actually a psychological thing. Cilantro has a mild soapy taste but some people focus on that taste when they first taste cilantro and it becomes the forefront taste in their mind.
>>218616924> A lot of actors tend to be short and have big heads because it looks better on cameraIs it that actually true? I always assumed it was because it's easier to find handsome actors of any height than to find specifically tall and handsome actors
>>218616490personally i think he looks nothing like sam harris, despite the claims
Reminds me of this
>>218621165I don't get it, what's wrong with a brand of water? Are Americans this averse to water?
>>218617245>>218617037Honestly this ben looks like he is a fun guy to hang out with
>>218616490I want second hand embarrassment recognised as a genuine mental heath issue.It has completely destroyed my ability to enjoy stand up comedy and panel shows in case I witness jokes falling flat or dull anecdotes that don't go anywhere
>>218617565That price is ridiculous but now that I think about high end soda is very niche. Only one I know of is Manhattan Special so if its as good as that maybe its worth it.
>>218616607way to show how stupid you arepoppi made over a billy in sales within a year of debut
>>218616490I like his movies. Some of the most fun movies I ever saw had Ben Stiller in them. I support whatever he's doing here. Favorite Ben stiller movies are tenenbaums mystery men zoolander something about mary
>>218616490Kind of a weird stunt since he's not that recognizable nowadays. I figure most modern celebrities are ignored or just plain unknown unless they're constantly spammed into a person's social media aggregate.
>>218619903Probably something to do with ((((producers))))) owning the rights to his various characters and best quotes.
>>218616490He's still got it.
>>218618882>Dude is passionate about sodaslmao yeah
>>218619584>5g added sugar>"organic root beer flavor"Premium goy slop
>>218619311Not only boomers but also genx,their kids and everyone with a sense of humor.
>>218619706If thats making you gag dont ever search up how much sugar is in a dunkin donuts vanilla coolatta. You euros have it good where you can walk into a coffee shop and not worry about leaving it in a stretcher.
>>218623099Euros would be eating that shit if their (((((governments))))) let them. They are cucked from the top down.
I saw Ben Stiller at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Try my soda? Buy my soda? Try it? Buy it?” and holding cans of his soda in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sodas in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the sodas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to open and try one of them “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and did his Blue Steel look at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each soda and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by belching really loudly.
>>218616490He pissed in every can.
calm down libtards
>>218618882>Dude is passionate about sodas sentence I never expected to read, but here we are. Thank you once again, 4chong.
>>218616709The jewish genes seem to express themselves more with age.
>>218619584>$30 for a 12 pack.thanks Biden
>>218623377kek well done
>>218623099I've been to coffee shops many times and think I've only ever gotten regular coffee. Maybe a cappuccino once or twice, but never the sugary drinks. maybe I'm missing out.
>>218618882reminds me of a certain water enthusiast
>>218617840kek he became the one thing he mocked
>>218623935I bet that shit was just tap water
>>218616490don’t care about his kikery, tropic thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all time.
>Lunch is cancelled due to lack of hustle.... deal with it
>>218623377Tasteful edits well done
>>218619341The difference is Paul Newman (and Hotchner) had a recipe they used privately before being encouraged to market it, wherein they decided to do so but for a charity they created to make sure the profits weren't being indulged. They're tied to eachother in that regard; if the charity fails or is corrupted, the brand goes with it, thus so do the profits, as a failsafe to prevent theft.The others are just shilling for ambiguous sources using low effort products with no prior history or purpose.>tl;drYou're a retard.
>>218616490>5′ 7″Yeah I don't think so. He looks tiny. Look at that head to torso ratio.
>STILLer>it's fizzy
>>218620249wtf give it back
>>218616490how can someone that's worth hundreds of millions still want more to the point they would degrade themselves by standing in a supermarket selling soda. fuck off and die already. give young people a chance you fucking boomer.
>>218619454It made people cum but why would it make people shit in their pants - weirdo.
>>218617994>This soda is advertised as "natural" so it's some bougie soda he designed.If this is the second coming of Hansen's soda then I'll suck his dick daily to make sure it stays around.
Im grateful that he produced Severance but when I hear Stiller my association is not something delicious, its hair for some reason, maybe because he had good hair for a long while
>>218616490if it weren't for theater and make believe and fabrication and imagination and endless distraction and Hollywood, is this what he would be doing? hawking his merchant wareshe looks at home
>>218622673his looks like an off brand Pibb. RC cola? storebrand
>>218619584made with: Flavor and Color....k.
>>218625140Ben Stiller is secretly a scientist and he concocted all the bizarre and complicated poisons himself. he also invented the naming schemes that shields him from liability.>flavors and colorsdon't count. but>organicshould count but also doesn't.he's in the clear cunt
>>218619409I laughed.
>>218619454he is mocking Boomers for worshippingPlatoon and war movies that are about their own father's being murderedthe Ali G Borat
>>218617838t. cityslicker
>>218616490>HAHA LARPING AS YOU POOR GOYS ARNT I HECKIN WHOLESOME
Why is this a thread?
>>218616709you kinda sound like a great big fat “person”
>>218619502eww even on an anonymous board you manage to be disgusting grandpa
>>218618615Are you retarded? If what you said made sense then soda from a plastic bottle resting on the bottom of your car for 8 weeks would be just as crispy as a freshly produced can.
>>218616490>>218617245Alex the Lion?! What are you doing in my Whole Foods?
>>218619189never cared to begin with, other than jacking off.
>>218616709Because skinny people live past 60 years
>>218621317water management is a miracle of human ingenuity. aquaducts and all that. and then this dufus nigger billionaire puts some in a box and takes 25 cents for every $2.50 box of $.05 water off the shelf which is available from your tap.it takes logistics and transportation and production and marketing and storage and on and on and on and on and it's all bullshit. no one is grateful for the miracle of plumbing but need to participate in a performance of retardation.>what's wrong withpearls before swine. water being branded is stupid.
>>218626660because he's tiny. and we want to know>if it weren't for Hollywood is this what he would be doing? hawking his merchant wares>>218626034
>>218616709The word you are looking for is "ghoulish"
Loved this dude in Highway to Hell
>>218623377kek
>>218616490One of the few actors who seems kind of chill and I might not mind spending time around.
>>218619706Do NOT look up the sugar content of our vitamin waters/sports drink/other "dietetic" drinks
>>218619189Unfortunately women never stop caring and they drive a lot of the market. See: all those gossip mags at grocery stores whose entire markets are middle aged and old women.
>>218616490>be rich>be famous>spend your saturday handing out free samples at the supermarketwhy cant boomers stop working?
>>218619099I impulse buy all the time. Half the shit I buy isn’t on the list.
>>218617554based
>multi millionaire humiliated >leftoids most affected
>>218622673>you're so dumb, look at this exception to the rule!grim
>>218616490I didn't realize how tiny this guy was. He claims he is 5'7", no way that's true, he's 5'3" at most.
>>218628021boomers have no hobbies
>>218629820No one is affected though. You continue to let lefties live rent free in your head, faggot.
>>218618882>passionate about sodaThat's based>healthy Wait what the fuck?
>>218616490Is this what happens when your lip service is out of date against the government?
>>218616490Something about his appearance there makes me think of the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz.
>>218616490he should have made a film about him selling soda as a tie in.
>>218616490It's $30 a 12 pack on Amazon. This is some It's Always Sunny wolf cola scam bullshit. Fuck you.
>>218619584>steviacan't wait to never drink this
>>218625198lmao
>>218618456It's lemon lime, root beer and shirley temple. The reviews are bad.
>>218619752Those profits go to the Newman's own foundation.
>>218616709Should've grown a fat pair of tits like his good ole dad.
>>218627975>See: all those gossip mags at grocery stores whose entire markets are middle aged and old women.
>>218616490>wow look at the big man recording me! Woo, so big and strong! Laughing at a small business owner! Feel better about yourself yet, jerk?
>>218619584>184 Kent AveGlad they're turning those luxury apartments back into manufacturing buildings.
>>218617737Is it that bad? Every time my pastor talks about it it's like the greatest thing since sliced bread
>>218616490yes Ben, thank you for making Zoolander. I like it very much.
>>218616607>>218617994>>218618882It's money-laundering you fucks
the type of dude who needs a BVLL to satisfy his wife
The only celeb product I can recall buying in recent memory was BOSS coffee because of an old Tommy Lee Jones commercial
>>218635584Just saying that doesn't mean anything, anon.
He's turning into Richard Lewis
>>218617362>I bet he could rip off 50 push ups on the spotNoStiller is clearly effete.
>>218616996Because he's a 65 year old jewish man.
>>218616709Jews often look more goblin like with age
>>218617838No one talks about "lib tears" here since 2012 retard
>>218616924This. Cinema has always been widescreen and you need a big looming moon head to fill the frame.
>>218616607alcohol is dyingbut young people and brown people (same people) love sodastry to launch a brand, wait a few years, hope to get bought up by a multinational corpworked for vitamin water, but that was two decades ago
>>218637367>brown peopleYeah. Americans drink high fructose pop instead of water and there's a lot of them.
It's surreal witnessing the death of celebrities and celebrity idolization and worship in your lifetime. Post-2020 is a whole new world. I'm all for it and curious to see where we'll be at 10 or so years from now as a human race.
>>218637775The problem is with zoomers and gen x is it's about ecelebs worship now
>>218637840Yeah, nothings changed.If anything, ecelebs are even worse.
>>218637460not just USAmericans, but all NAmericans and SAmericans too
>>218617577should've worn a hoody and pajama bottoms to be more approachable>that unc, he's dressed just like me, maybe we're not so different after all - zoomer
>>218621317>https://youtu.be/GceNsojnMf0?si=iu-MwiYgs5md_kuQI thought europeons knew about water and where to get it
>>218619706I genuinely think there some kind of sugar cartel or (((big sugar))) shadow industry here in the US. They put sugar in everything. If something is not sweet enough for you, you can always add sugar, especially to drinks but you can’t remove it easily. I get WIERD looks when I order unsweetened ice tea anywhere south of Chicago.
>>218618456Reality Bites is fucking garbage. Anybody who thinks this shit is profound is retarded.
>>218618882>He likes soda the way you guys like actresses' feet.
>>218637976They think drinking water is gross and low class in europe & they get more offended if you bring your children to a restaurant than a wild dog.
>>218640026Keep in mind that this fact does not stop them from claiming their water is good and USA has bad water.>>218637976
>>218616709all jewish males end up looking like frail old women or a straight up gringots goblin
>>218621165Why does water need brands
>>218640026>children to a restaurant than a wild dogTo be fair, have you seen their children?
>>218616490>>218616709AI
>>218621317lmaoAmerifats can't into water
no
>>218626973alex de fauwvking liyonnn?
>>218621317You don't have running water? You really are a thirdie.
>>218621317Buy my branded bottles of air.
>>218617245>Jersey Cityaka Newer Delhi
>>218617838what's a redneck
>>218638152big sugar isn't a thing. but big corn is.
>>218618412by using the word retarded in the derogatory you are now /pol/ too
>>218618456I remember burning dvds from torrents because streamcasting hadn't been invented yetas I was burning reality bites, my brother says>what if the movie sucks? those aren't dvd-rw so its a wastehe was right
>>218627975>See: all those gossip mags at grocery stores whose entire markets are middle aged and old women.protip: these make great gifts for anyone not a middle-aged (or older) woman
>>218617994>It's also canned because soda is crispest from a can than from a glass bottle, even though drinking from glass bottles feels betterthe CO2 will eventually go through the can with enough time. happens really fast with diet soda for some reason. glass bottles actually stay carbonated longer. it's fucking glass with a sealed cap.
>>218643825If you have running water...then you better go catch it!
>>218645307You fucker
>>218618978>pilot (only episode) co-written by dan harmonIM A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE, MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A MOTORCYCLE, MORTY! I'M BIKE-RICK!
>>218616490he looks like an ageing lesbianwhy are jews so tiny?
>>218632042 sounds like you're affected though :^)
>>218623935Kills me a little bit how the blue and yellow blending on the top shelf starts 1 bottle too soon and doesn't line up with the rest of the shelves. Terrible promo photo.
>>218617022Checked and kek'd
>>218616607I don't care if people want to buy whatever he is selling. It doesn't provoke a sense of outrage in me. Maybe he's passionate about the product, maybe he's just Ben shilling, either way, it is of no concern.
I liked Zoolander and Tropic Thunder and Along Came Polly
>>218646952Mazel, Reuben. Good things.
>>218646863average posters here can't understand this way of thinking
>>218645234they've tested this so many times bro and every time can wins in carbonation
>>218616607how about starting a leather shop in arizona?
TIME FOR A SCARY SODA
>>218616490How tiny is he?
>>218646952i think that neighbourhood watch alien invasion movie is entertaining. not 'good' but not a total waste of time
>>218648808I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've always liked Ben Stiller and nothing he does in the world will change that. I really don't care. I'm not going to buy his soda probably. I don't even shop places that would have it. Permanent Midnight was a great role for him.
>>218650076Exactly how I'd review it.
>>218616709He's 60 years old and looks better than you zoomie
>>218619254kys
>>218652059He looks like he has an illness. Probably the reason everyone is 20 feet away from him in the video
>>218617994What kind of soda is it? The red one makes me think cola, but then there is pink and green as well.
>>218626950>very slightly permeable plastic vs very slightly permeable plastic with a non-permeable metal shell>these two are somehow exactly the same. you fucking retard.
>>218652294Don't put too much thought into the colors.
>>218616490it's always bizarre seeing actors without framing and flattering angles. I knew he couldn't be that large but he looks even smaller than I imagined.
>>218617548Tom Hanks has had such a weird public reputation. I don't even really know how or when he went from just another actor to some beloved american treasure who is the voice of the people.
>>218616924Ethan Hawke and Norman Reedus have that same thing going on
>>218656205People who have met Reedus in real life have said that it's hard to believe that someone like him is even on tv
>>218637367It's true that young people love soda but isn't the energy drink market exploding at the moment? Seems like every few months I see a new brand at a gas station or convenience store. Maybe they cost more to make but I hear that is where the real money is at. Though other anons say this could be something of a passion project for Ben so maybe he just appreciates soda more and isn't entirely concerned about profits.
>>218656636a constant revolving door of similar products means those products aren't selling but companies still continue to chase that market
He owes me a 12 pack after watching "Nutcrackers".
>>218657365haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNh-D7dY-4o
Why are they selling soda all of a sudden? Can't they just apply for a federal grant as an NGO charity?
>>218616490Tried it a few months back, pretty good soda.Sucks to hear he had a terrible moment, but I'm sure business will pick up once the word spreads.
>>218617994>>218618882Hi Ben. Can you do an AMA for us?
>>218657839Yes, it's me, Ben. I'm here on 4chan. Any posts which are not degrading to me are made by my own hands. Did you know I can peel a banana with my feet?
>>218636167and yet they have the longest life expectancy of any group in the world
>>218657989Rent free
>>218656349I've never seen such a young man.
>>218653883Portraying American soldiers probably does that to your image
>>218658078>respond to post you made with relevant information>hurrrr rent freewtf? You're the one that brought up jews and aging.
>>218653883>>218658783The turn came with Forrest Gump, which was huge at the time of its release. Adjusted for inflation it made almost $1.8 billion in todays dollars
It has decent ingredients by soda standards. Not big on stevia, but it might taste all right as a part of a blend with cane sugar and monk fruit. Probably better than all the gay prebiotic sodas.
