THE PEAK OF MODERN CINESLOP
Snake?
>>218616915mech warriors?
>>218616915wait, anything to do with metal gear? atlesat similar kind of action?
>>218617096It's ground troops fighting a metal gear
>>218616915My favorite movie is MGS4
>>218617096No, it just has a mecha, that's it.And it works as recruitment for the military, which Metal Gear never was because of obvious reasons.
>>218616915That mech is a direct copy from one of the intelligence reports from Tiberian Wars.
>>218617096In the end, a lesbian Native American-Latinx woman kills the alien machine with her makeshift spear. Powerful stuff.
Next time, baby!
STANDING
>>218618351ON THE EDGE
>>218616915Kept you waiting, huh?
Metal Gear RAY is so cool
>>218616915RANGERS LEAD THE WAY! I liked this movie.
Keenan Thimpson is Solid Snake
>>218616915This was a strange movie. It seemed like the writer wanted to make a scifi alien invasion movie but couldn’t get funding without turning it into propaganda for the MIC and inserting the ranger aspect so in the end it was a weird blend of Lone Survivor and War of The Worlds.
>>218616915METAL GEAR!?!?!? IT CAN'T BE?!?!?!?!
>>218616915Why the fuck does it look like Gizmo from the movie Gremlins?
>>218616915
Is this a new Gremlins movie?
>>218616915This could have been so good. So much wasted potential.
>>218616915>4chan finally gets white guy action hero>complainsmany such cases
Shadow at the colossus?
>>218618583OF THE CRATER
do you thinkk kojima is seething they "took" one of his "works", which was probably stollen from somewhere else, which the japs probably stole from an american author?
>>218620320I REALIZE THAT YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
>>218620291Whites are only allowed action heroes when it's propaganda for the US military. Very telling...
>>218617176If you think metal gear didn't make the military look cool you're out of your fucking mind.
why are poeple thinking this blurry 'ai, gen me a metal gear poster' (not even a good gen) is a real movie
>>218619722I think it could've been about 30 minutes shorter and not lost much. It kind of dragged in the middle when they were running from the machine.
>>218620522There's no way you played any of the mgs games if your take away was "hell yeah, dude"
>>218616915Metal... gear?
>>218620522Retard
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>218616915i was kinda hoping this was about mech-pilots fighting other mech-pilots.
>>218620320LIKE THE PROPHETS ONCE SAID
I watched it blindly thinking it would be another generic war movie but was pleasantly surprised holy shit I never expected that, it was great
>>218621337Could've been made by esplosioman
Wait is this a remake of the late 80s early 90s horror movie about some robot that detect fear that some mercenaries are trapped in an office building trying to destroy it?
>>218623693No. It's an original story.
>>218616915Really thought that was the revengeance ray for a secondRULES OF NATURE
Thought the Twist would be that the military tested a new weapon on their own people or something. The payoff was absolute dogshit
>>218616915It looks kind of cool.
>>218620198>>218616915RRRRRRRRRRULES OF NATUREEEEEEEE
>>218620522based brainrot retard
>>218616915Test
>>218625013This is what I was expecting too.
>>218625464Welcome back
>>218617174God, I can't wait to play through it again. I played the shit out of that on PS3.
>>218620291You know we're all real sick of your shit
>>218616915i liked the mech parts, was very well done.too bad you have to scrobble past a lot of military propaganda to get there.
>>218616915This turned out so fucking boring. Was this movie made out of some form of white guilt? It's a war movie where nobody uses any fucking guns, no enemy combatants are ever killed or even seen. It's just these goofballs running around using Home Alone traps to scrap the evil robot. Of course they didn't show any Taliban being killed in the opening battle because that'd be racist and insensitive! I repeat, this is a war movie where nobody fires a fucking gun! Fucking gay as hell!
>>218616915This was hands down one of the worst movie's I've seen in the past few years. The military wankery couldn't be any more cheesy and over the top, the acting is shit, the action not worth it at all. I like some mindless but fun movies, but this was just plain retarded.
Battle Los Angeles is just as trashy but more entertaining and sincere version compared to this anti-2A shitfest.
did you notice there was a girl in the squad
>>218620522>spic has medium illiterate issue Tale as old as time
I liked it when the robutt opened its mouth to fire a Godzilla beam, shit was pure RULES OF NATURE.
>>218626364>one of the worst movie's I've seen in the past few yearsWas it woke?If not your statement cannot be true
>>218626358>It's just these goofballs running around using Home Alone traps to scrap the evil robotYou know you could always watch the movie before talking about it.
>>218623693This generic piece of goyslop wishes it had a speck of the creativity shown by a trash B movie from a better bygone era. I had no idea it was a sci fi story. I didn't watch a trailer or read the synopsis. I watched it blind thinking it was going to be Iran War recruitment video #1488. I thought: bro story in the GWOT with CPT Boomerang. Boy was I wrong.>Get got by Taliban arty (Did they even use artillery?)>FF to Ranger school. >The humble brag starts. >Oumuamua on the News 4Channel. >The magical coon. >Oh, the clever mishaps during Hell March. 'We blew up the wrong wreckage, oopsie.' >The not at all downed plane for the exercise turns out to be a sleeping Decepticon. Code name NED-009.>Hilarity does not ensue.
>>218616915This movie was forgettable as fuck. All the characters were bland, the robot wasn't cool enough and the plot was just your average Predator ripoff.
>>218616915Worst extras ever, half of the "rangers" look like they're there because they've won a prize at their local cosplay convention
>>218626358>Of course they didn't show any Taliban being killed in the opening battle because that'd be racist and insensitiveLiteral voices in your head
>>218626272>scrobbles
>>218616915>81 sees that the machine has a ventilation system and lures it towards a construction site. 81 pours rocks into the ventilation system, causing the machine to overheat and explode. >When 81 reveals the machines' weakness, he is accepted into the Regiment and is assigned to lead the next assault against the machines.>the machine's weakness is pouring rocks down its hole and we need reacher to reveal it to the world because nobody else could figure it out
>>218628353
>>218626562>Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
My brother is a Ranger and told me they fight things like that all the time he said they always retreat to the ocean when you stop them
>>218626364Congratulations number 218626364, YOU are non selected! Please gather your belongings and vacate this thread immediately.
>>218616915That ship looks like a gremlin.
>>218632136cannot unsee
>>218616915LOCKED AND LOADED
>>218627739This and their Jimmy Hollywood bit are probably my favorites of their works.
>>218617153I love how the thing starts out looking like building-sized and then for the rest of the movie it feels like it gets progressively smaller every time it shows up.
>>218617176>TFW I signed up to fight robots but Trump has me killing pakis
>>218620399The design is only similar in the OP image, in the movie it's more like a Mechwarrior mech
>>218628600kek
>>218626358They don't shoot at it with guns because bullets don't do shit to it. At one point one guy is leaning out the side of an armored vehicle shooting at it with a rifle and I'm thinking "Why is he doing that?" Sure enough, his arm gets blown off 5 seconds later.
>>218626562Why am I attracted to lesbians?
>>218627739>Brb gotta piss
>>218628353They copied Star Wars but also made it dumber.
>>218616915should've gotten kojima to direct and let him design the not metal gear
>>218634555You must have high test
>>218626272It was a decent beer film. The 3rd act was pretty bad
>>218628600This nigga gay af, I just know it.
>everyone fucking dies horrifically except for the main character who already had survivors guilt from his past and the burdensome crippled niggerthis was supposed to make me want to join the military???
>>218635307He got raped against his will. But he's a Christian and he has a wife and kids.
>half the movie is white soldiers being weighed down by an injured black soldier that gets most of them killedart imitates life
>>218626272>see anything related to thee US military in a movie>it's propagandaI hate to break it to you sweetheart but if you point out something as propaganda it isn't propaganda
>>218616915You bet Michael Bay and Snyder watched this together, holding hands and crying all along. >DUDE WHAT IF ED209 HAD A KID WITH THE PREDATOR AND METAL GEAR AND ALIENS AND AND AND>vent releases steam>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>218617595>Last time on-line: 18 years ago.
>>218635607>this was supposed to make me want to join the military???No it's not. Not everything is propaganda because it features the US military.
>>218626562Yes, she was kinda hot. Great dsl. I also noticed that in the chase sequence she changes her accent and becomes british.
STELLAAAA! HEY, STELLA!
>>218636285>Great dslDoes every special forces squad have one of these? I might zog out.
>>218620714you knew?
>>218616915Did they rip off the Metal Gear Solid font?
>>218639196Yes, she's the designated morale booster specialist. Legend says they can even bring you back from death.
>>218621188Me too.
>>218621188$80 million budget, I guess they will do that in the sequel.
>>218617055No, ARC Raiders
>>218629195>No. Have you?
>>218620522Anon...
>alan ritchson desperately trying to get more IP rolesjust fucking give him solid snake, batman, or masterchief already. he's like 42.
>>218640591He looks a lot like Alex Ross' art, specially his Superman.
>>218616915press F to spit
>>218640591>GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>218619948It's basically Predator, but the Predator is Metal Gear.
>>218641265That's a sloppa green light right there. Thank you Kojingles.
the movie was a video game. even had the annoying escort mission
>>218616915Besides the overly long training section I enjoyed it for what it was. Too bad of the stupid nigger that needed saving though.
>>218617176LMAO people join the military because they need money and don't have any options.In 2026 everyone knows war is getting your legs blown off for Israel this is not 2003.
>>218616915they literally just ripped off Metal Gear RAY
i liked this moviei only realized it was a "join the army" AD until the last minutes of the movie
I thought it was Kino, Reacher guy is a perfect cast for the role and I also like the over the top USA Military ad that half of this movie is but what was also cool was how everyone died and only reacher and his nigga bro survived.also no annoying woman in the movie.overall I'd give the movie a 9/10, hope they make a sequel.
>>218628600This is a good image
>>218616915I liked it
>launched across the endless gulfs of space for the purpose of destroying/subjugating the native population>can barely even take out a single armoured vehicle
All I see is a Bionicle mask.
his beard in the opening scene looks like shit. he needs to be clean shaven in all his roles from now on. also he has tons of shitty tattoos now IRL that are prob a bitch to cover up
>>218627739I miss demo disk.
>>218616915It was okay, the way the Metal Gear is defeated is kinda stupid but overall I enjoyed it. The last five minutes of the movie felt like an army recruitment commercial.
>>218625013would’ve been cool, I expected the exact same thing.
>>218620522This. Kojima absolutely made it all look cool, anti war theme or not.
>>218627739fuuuuck
>>218642790nice spoilers you fucking queer
>>218620522>muh media literacy!shut up fags. He’s absolutely right, the Metal Gear games have a ton of tacticool shit in it.
>>218648561>spoilerscmon bro the movie isnt about plot twists, they shock you with the initial scene of the robot awakening and hunting down the wannabe rangers and they kill off the team and they always keep you somewhat guessing whos gonna die next but it was clear that 81 Ranger Reacher who failed to bring his wounded brother to the FOB in the beginning would this time succeed in saving the black guy, the movie needs a witness for the guy otherwise the scene where he arrives back at the ranger base and crosses the final line wouldnt make sense.there was also this funny scene where the "joker" guy 15 runs to get more ammo for the truck but on his way back the robot instagibs him and the .50 cal ammo comes flying in through the door to reacher.but you also knew 15 wouldnt make it because Reacher said "hes playing the hero" or something along the lines as this guy jogs towards the ammo.so what I'm trying to say is the movie is kinda predictable when you watch it but its still good. it felt like an old school action movie.also even with knowing the plot its still good on a second view.
I started watching it. couldn't stand it, skipped to the first robot battle. then skipped to the end. and saw rocks pouring into the robots vents? and it blew up.
>>218648561>nice spoilers you fucking queerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ6Lpjd134g
>>218641265Kojima is always chill with everyone. He also acknowledges Metal Gear is a collage of a lot of things, I mean Snake is literally Snake Plissken, how can he be mad about this movie?
>>218616915War of the worlds meet ed-209
>>218616915Hooray, another movie for my dad to sleep to while watching it in streaming
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