Ugh, hate wife!
No way fag!
How to last longer?
>>218617019When I was watching this as a teenager I didn't get his dynamic at allnow that I'm an oldfag....I get it.
>>218617019Al was an athlete. He knew once he committed to sex, it was going to be a four-hour marathon of nonstop fucking. It’s exhausting. He was doing her a favor.
>>218617341So cardio. Makes sense.
>the episode he spends raping her the whole time
>>218617420You can't rape your wife, the episode would've been banned
>>218617019Was Al a homo?
>>218617819Apparently you get tired of fucking your wife, no matter how hot she is. That's why everyone cheats
>>218617819I just assumed Al had erectile dysfunction
>>218617218Well, explain for the rest of the class?
>>218617850My dad told me that. "You get bored of the same thing after a while, you need some variety." Well okay, but if you're a man who needs variety then you probably shouldn't get married.
>>218619089based
>>218619413There's a lot of benefits to marriage though, taxes, insurance, and otherstuff I can't recall atm
>>218619576Chop chop dig dig
>>218619413Just don't masturbate and you'll never get tired of fucking your wife. t. married 11 years, porn free 5 years