Stargate is one goofy ahh show in the second half of the seasonsMeanwhile Atlantis starts and it's a survival horror
>>218618488I understood that reference :^)
>>218617880Michael Shanks and Ben Browder are relentlessly handsome.
>>218618488>>218619018i don't understand
GOOLD?
>>218617938hans olober
>>218620639> "A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips"
>>218618488
>>218620712AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stargate Atlantis was a huge missed opportunity. They gave up on being a isolated colony by the end of season 1 and I don't think they discovered any useful technology. Also they forgot to search for zpms in seasons four and five so they had to do an asspull at the last minute. I don't think Ronan had a signal character arc after his first appearance.
Just watched 2010 it was a bummer alternate future episode.
>>218624587Safe and effective
>>218626082What the fuck was his problem?
>>218618488Kek
I wanted to fuck Dr Frasier so badly
>>218629988
>>218623934his arc was "hi im a less annoying black guy but the show is still hot garbage so who cares"
>>218630570There should have been more Teyla episodes. Every time Teyla isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Teyla?".
>>218631209teyla? i just call her the skip button cause thats what i press every time she talks
>>218618488screaming
love sg1love sgahate sgusimple as
>>218630515Id still fuck her even at her current age
>>218617880What do you think that little fella makes of the leather armchair?Makes a change from all of the metals and synthetic materials he's used to, I'd say.Maybe he finds it barbaric?Doesn't seem to mind too much in the OP.Maybe the concept of cured animal hide as furniture is so alien to his species at this point that it doesnt even register as a possibility?
>>218632791they still have memories of protecting and helping far more primitive cultures, thor use to help out vikings
>>218631931The last three episodes of SG:U were better than the rest of the run combined.I'd have rathered it was consistently shit desu.
>>218632842Been decades since I watched it, to be fair. Good for him, then. Bet it's comfy.
>>218630570I wouldn't say the show was hot garbage, it just didn't know what to do in the last three seasons. Evil Asgard were a cool idea that went nowhere for example
>>218633715
>>218623934Atlantis was modern audience slop 0.1 alpha. They figured out halfway into the first season that generic strong female lead + captain manchild + commander girlboss made the show unwatchable, and wasted the rest of the series trying to fix it rather than abandon the premise.
>>218632845SGU is low key the best SG-1 spinoff, but by the time you realize what you have it's already gone
>>218620675
>>218626139he was an accountant
>>218631209Supposed to be the hot chick & milf Weir outclassed her in every way
>>218639311
>>218639905>WeirThe only reason to watch Tekwar
>>218639905Yeah but she also isn't that hot eitherAnd I don't know if it's the actress or the directing but she constantly looks either bored or like she has a stick up her ass
>>218639985
StarKWAB
>>218631931the way her blouse is open it makes her look like a fat like the other two
>>218643744Why is Daniel using his sidearm? Is he stupid?
>>218647287Daniel didn't carry an MP5 in the film so when the tv show came along he didn't carry an MP5 or a P90 until like the 6th season after he died and came back to life.it's dumber in the show, in the film he literally just has the handgun for personal defense and basically solves the stargate and immediately goes but you'd think in the show they would have trained him to use an MP5 and given him one earlier than they actually do
>>218623934>I don't think Ronan had a signal character arc after his first appearance.And I still preferred him to Tayla. Atlantis's main characters largely ranged from boring to outright annoying, a huge step down from SG-1. McCay was good, but the others felt like a significantly downgraded attempt at remaking the SG-1 team. Weir was sexo though, and it helped that she wasn't an attempt at remaking Hammond.
>>218617880this isn't roblox you can say ass here
>>218652110I would've liked to see them recruit guys from different planets into Atlantis as the series went on but they didn't really do that past season one.
You now remember Stargate The Animated Series
>>218652820I read >brad wrightas >bad writing
>>218653830>eyes don't glow>beak doesn't glisten>nose is dripping oiland worst of all>no DHD
>>218654561i would put more effort into getting things right but ai gets hate anyway so why bother
>>218647287Because he's an archeologist not a person who wants to survive
>>218653132I didn't hear about it until a few years ago, which is funny because I watched the Starship Troopers and Heavy Gear cartoon
>>218654770>I'm lazy and have no standardsNow that's a real slopper.
>>218652820the blond medic in sgu was smokin
>mfw I successfully meme'd 2 anons into watching SG1 and Atlantis in alternating episode order
>>218648120In the show he was using a P90 in season 3-4, he does it against the Replicators.
>>218662732Based
>>218618488kek gets me everytime
>>218638704>>Try not get butthurt by Trump and killed by son.
>>218654770Why did you even bother making it AI in the first place, retard.
>>218617880what show is this?
>>218664392farscape
I preferred Daniel using two handguns it was cool
>>218658410Isn't she a coal burner?
>>218639311>>218639908Both true.
>>218626082thank you sg1 you saved me during the coof hoax
What would be the name of your Geldar?