literal cavewoman genetics
>>218618280yuh huh
>epic
>>218618280Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
I love how they need to tell you its epic like bro trust me.
>>218618862Dune is what anime wants to be.
>>218618797It’s funny.You just know they were really hoping for a return of the king lvl of excitement when they green light the first one. Or at least matrix three, instead they are going to sputter over the finish line,
Dune 2 shit the bed so hard I don't give a shit about this and I love the books.
I'm somewhat of a cavewoman appreciator myself
>>218619556Who is this sylvan beauty?
>>218619530> you saw two.One shot the bed so hard I didn’t bother with 2
>this will sell our movie
>>218618280unga bunga
Well it does kinda make sense to cast a mystery mutt though instead of a white woman like Sean Penn, the Fremen are literal desert nomads with rough lives
>>218618280yeah, through her white parts
>>218620607fremen were based on arabs, not some disgusting mystery meat mutt. And even then, the problem is zendaya is ugly as fuck and cannot act.
>>218620607>a white woman like Sean Penn
>>218618797ebin :D XD
>>218618280god she has 1 expression in this
>>218620716In the books chani has red hair and her dad was a white guy off worlder who became a fremen named Leit Keines. In the movie, Leit became a black woman for some reason
>>218620777I see nothing wrong with this statement
>>218618280>cavewoman that's a nigger, my friendo.
>>218618280>conclusionthank fucking god
>>218618280Fremen live in caves called sietches.
>>218621806>Leit became a black woman for some reasonFor obvious reason.Anyone who set foot on Arrakis for spice is the equivalent of the white man who is there to exploit the land and its people (even tho Fremen aren't native to this planet but let's not think about that too much).Leit is working for the benefit of the Fremen and his side project is to terraform the planet back into a green paradise.He's the scientific genius with good intention, and everyone know that a female nigger is the go to character in modern cinema when it come to scientific genius with a good heart.
>>218618280The first movie blew so hard I never watched the second one, but complaining about Zendaya as my wife Chani is just ridiculous.
>>218620777Sean Penn has sensibilities of a millenial white woman.
>>218618280>mixed race woman plays literal cavewoman>ten times more attractive than zendaya even with the crap smeared on her
We love 'daya here, newfriend
>>218626353Sure thing we do mrs. Disney adult.Shitdaya is literally the reason I will pirate Dune 3 instead of paying for it and then use AI to get her out of the movie
>>218626353Spoken like a true redditor
>>218618280She looks like an angry boyI think the anons who have crushes on her are hard gay
>>218626448>liking women is gayThat's so gay.
>>218618280>>218618753fucking hell she's revolting
>>218618280"Cavemen" refer to Neanderthals. That's European genes. Likely your genes.
Obsessed
That pic makes me want to squirt windex on my monitor and clean it off.
>>218618280OK, and?
>>218626353>>218627530
>>218618280>*dies*
>>218618280This is why I only impregnate black women; one of my ugly mutts might become rich and famous due to diversity quotas.
>>218627603>>218619556It's funny how you can only "prove" she is ugly with intentionally crappy doodles.
>>218627834I mean, you can just use your eyes.
>>218627834>It's funny how you can only "prove" she is ugly with intentionally crappy doodles.#truf
>>218620607the problem is zendaya can't act so she plays the same character she always plays instead of playing chani
And yet, nobody on this board would turn down sex with her.
>>218627859I believe this is a AI sex swapped version of her, and the differences are truly minimal. What an ugly woman she is
>>218627859
>It's funny how you can only "prove" she is ugly with intentionally crappy doodles.
>>218628319How Basil feels about that: https://litter.catbox.moe/tffls1brkozfa8jy.mp4
>>218618280
>>218618753Fpbp>>218618862Hyperion is epicHaruhi is epic>>218618906Cope seethe and dilate trannyYWNBAW
>>218628918Horey shet
>>218619532>tfw no primitive humanoid oogabooga gf
>>218618280>>218628918I'm seeing double! Four Zendayas!
>>218627834
>>218618280watched the first part of new dune:a 1:1 remake of the lynch movies story board/scenes, of course much better outdoor / space special effects cgi wise, lame chinese plate carriers 'n military gloves with brown paint and some blankets as costumes, sterile props, lynch movie was 10x better at this.actors.... booooring, jessica, the baron, leto a desaster compared to the 80s acting, paul just a zoomie fag who seems just lost.are the 2nd and 3rd part worth watching if you had to take three attempts watching the first because falling asleep?
>>218630151the casting ruins it, as you said. I think the Butler guy carried the second movie on his back.
>>218618280>cavewomanDoesnt that make her a good choice for the role of primitive sand tribeswoman?Also, is this the final movie of the series? I thought the source material was essentially endless
>>218618280but anon... we all have caveman genetics.
/tv/ feelin extra racist todayI know it’s 4chan but damn guys
>>218618280She only has a few more flops left before she will be left behind. They have an agenda to push, but if that agenda is not even being heard because people refuse to watch this cunt, they will drop her. Soon
I was fine ignoring D U N C, but Dune Messiah is such a kino book, and her presence is going to completely fuck the adaptation.
>>218632412She's a futuristic halfu sandwoman with a huwyte father (at least, I think Liet Kynes was White).Messiah will be the last Dune film she features in, outside of flashbacks, maybe. Chalameet has one more before Paul's character exits for good.There are six books, but I don't know if they'd bother adapting beyond the fourth, since it gets a bit weird.There are further books by Herbert's son, but no one likes them.
