What would a movie realistically be like if it were produced and directed by /tv/?
>>218620846it would basically be a racist lolcow porno
rape the motion picture
>>218620882Well, duhWho would it star though?
>>218620927ryan gosling and carrot top
>>218620846bad but also gay
>>218620846A John Woo action movie/porno with on the nose cliche dialogue and one liners and inexplicable musical parts.
>>218620846capeshit without a doubt.
>only casts people that are 10/10s in looks while ignoring acting ability>movie ends up being a cosplay convention filled with instagram models delivering monotone lines with expressionless faces
>>218620963Female actresses I meant. Don't be gay.OP said there will be Full Penetration. So which actresses are we casting?
>>218620846A logistical nightmareLikely the best thing one could organize would be a production committee like they do for animes, but everyone here has fuck all for money so the committee would be huge, cash strapped, and entirely inexperienced in the business of film productionForget a script, it'd never get as far as drafting an agreement to form the production company. 127 artists in a discord over legal language they don't understand, a catastrophe
It will be a Western, because /tv/ wants to go back to the days when people could say the gamer word freely. The protagonist will be an edgy bandit who constantly says the gamer word and disparages women and jews. And he gets away with everything, because it's the Wild West. Possibly there is a scene where he participates in a lynching.
Painfully bland>memories of Bastion sweeping all awards from the first /v/gas
A film of the mod or janitor being brutally tortured
/tv/ only knows how to whinge and complain. We will never create anything. There is not one ounce of creative energy on this board. In fact, if you actually love films, /tv/ is the absolute worst place to go. Just a bunch of midwits nitpicking your favorite movies.That said, there should at least be one scene with full penetration in our movie.
it would be bad
>>218621442>there should at least be one scene with full penetration in our movie.No, because they'll make it like the scene in American History X, a film that /tv/ is obsessed with.
>>218621042>So which actresses are we casting?I'm on my knees asking my /tv/bros just to let me cast Lulu Wilson in a small role and make me Assistant Producer. The stench of desperation smells like Heaven to me.
How many writers do we have in this room? Post Strike, we're allowed to have one dozen writers for every project.I'd like to hire this anon >>218622145I like the way he thinks...
>>218621628She's sexy. But casting execs get 1st dibs. That's why I joined Tinsletown. What's our budget? And how do we launder money back to the Middle East? Another woke Leo pic might work.
>>218620846K 1 N 0
>>218620846Slow motion action scenes of girls running through stuff.
>>218620967Grill friend.
This but with porn
>>218620967If she loves me she will grill for me
>>218627602Alice/Margo/Eleanor threeway with Doris masturbating in the corner.
>>218620967Dude. Grill friend. 100%. Even if it means I never get a girl to touch my dick ever again. Man, just thinking about coming home from work and the little furry guy is setting up to grill me some bratwurst. Brings a tear to my eye. Fuck.
>>218627707Sex is easy to get, and bad sex is still good sex for a guy. A good cook is hard to find, and he's a catbro too.
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>>218627729This anon gets it. We should make a film called>"Good Sex"and cast one of /tv/'s washed up waifus to start in it
What do you mean, "if"?
>>218629257I forgot this exists, shame I cant post the penis with a bane mask on
>>218620846>This summer...>You're a big guy>In English professor>[Folds paper in half and puts a pencil though it]>Well, sir, on first sighting the other dimension, I naturally gave the order to advance.>Hahaa you're the expert Mark!>Coming soon to theatres near you...
>>218620846>What would a movie realistically be like if it were produced and directed by /tv/?Gay, but not in a gay way.
>>21862084690% bot forced memes from 2017, 9% unfunny retards, 1% schizophrenics that oversaw 95% of the screentime
>>218620967grill friend
>>218620846it would be illegal in most countries
>>218620967I mean look at him!
